David Alan Grier AKA #LeonMusk
@davidalangrier
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Former blue check…Gentleman of leisure, raconteur, liar, con man, teller of tall tales.
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Joined December 2008
Then we gon have ta sit thru 873, 5 minute graduation praise dances, knowing good n well half these dummies graduated on scholastic probation 😐
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I can’t believe this shit! I fucking won a Tony!
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To all of my followers and fans I want to announce officially that after more 40 years in this business that has given me so much joy and happiness that I have decided not to retire. I’m a keep on grindin til tha wheels come off! Let’s keep it crackin! ✊🏾
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BREAKING NEWS: Actor, comedian David Alan Grier has made a formal offer to buy Twitter for a reported forty dollars in and all cash transaction. Reached for comment Grier said “It’s your move Twitter!”
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My girl is 7 months pregnant, just got home from working the graveyard shift haulin garbage came home at n chopped 2 cords a wood! I’m still in bed sleepin! ShesThaBest 🪵 😍
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I’m praying for you Jamie Foxx. Get well soon! 🙏🏾
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It’s all “Okay Boomer” til you need help paying off your credit card.
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BREAKING NEWS: David Alan Grier has been fired from Fox New Corp and CNN! Reached for comment Grier stated “I never worked for either a them muthafuckas!” 😐
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Ahhhhhh mannnnn! I jus devastated! This is breaking my heart. Treat Williams rest in peace. One of the truly nicest guys I’ve ever met! My prayers go out to Treat’s family…what a loss. So, so so sad 🙏🏾🕊️🙏🏾
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BREAKING NEWS: Actor, comedian David Alan Grier has created an annual acting award called The David to awarded to himself for his best work done by himself 🏆
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RIP my brother. You will be missed. Mannnnnnn this is a hard one. 🙏🏾John Witherspoon, Beloved 'Friday' and 'The Wayans Bros.' Star, Dead at 77 | Entertainment Tonight
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BREAKING NEWS: Actor, comedian David Alan Grier has entered into a plea deal and has agreed to cooperate with Robert Mueller’s special council investigation.
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We’ve lost another lion, the true revolutionary, an artistic gangsta, cultural disrupter who forever changed the game Rest n Peace Melvin Van Peebles ✊🏾🙏🏾✊🏾
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TJ said “Fuck it! I’m dickin down the whole damn staff!” 😳
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BREAKING NEWS: Actor, comedian David Alan Grier has agreed to star in a new sit-com “Black-ity-Black-Black” from the producers of Black-ish, Mixed-ish, and Grown-ish.
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Everybody’s getting coal this year! 🪨.
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I fucking LOVE What we Do in the Shadows !!!! 💀
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Rest n Peace Mr. Taylor. Loved you, grew up watching you. Thank you for all the laughter you brought me. 🙏🏾 Rip Taylor Dead: Flamboyant Comic, Host of 'The $1.98 Beauty Show' Was 84
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Live footage of Shannon Sharpe clearing out his Undisputed office 😐
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BREAKING NEWS: Actor, comedian, writer David Alan Grier will be joining the writing staff of ‘Star Trek: Discovery’. When asked to comment Mr. Grier stated, “I can’t wait to work with them niggas!’
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This Heffer was standin so close to me I thought she wanted a piggy back ride! I didn’t say nothin cause I was scared I might get profiled, me too’d, n canceled 😳
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I wear a mask because I am a sheep.🐑 Join me won’t you 🦠
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Post a picture of yourself as the leader of an unground organization without downloading any new pics
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RIP Super Shuttle 🙏🏾 Before Uber, n Lyft there was U. Back n the day my go to, that always got me thru! The people’s limo! I will miss riding n a packed van full of sketchy strangers for 2 hrs on a trip that should of only taken 40 minutes. Rest n Power!
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@UncBack @thrillarybanks HR gon be showin this video in sexual harassment seminars for the next 10 years! 😶.
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Listening to Trump is like watching a 5th grader give a book report for a book he’s never read. 😐
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A musical theatre giant has passed away. There will never be another. Rest In Peace King 👑 🙏🏾
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Mannnnnnnnn, I’m so down…feel so sad this evening Biz passed. I try to give these kings n queens that touched me while they were n the flesh a nice send off…let the heavens know great ones are comin n greet’m with respect n honor but it breaks my heart sometimes Damn 🙏🏾.
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Happy Muthafuckin New Year Urrrrrrrrbody! 🎉
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This morning I saved 2 lil baby birds that had fallen out of their nest. I gently put them back safe n sound. I know I’m goin at heaven! Fuck all u bitches! 🙏🏾
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Rest n Peace Charles Fuller author of A Soldiers Play and the Oscar nominated screenplay of A Soldiers Story. Pulitzer Prize recipient and amazing and wonderful artist. It has been my greatest honour to perform his words on both stage and screen, his genius will be missed 🙏🏾🕊
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Standing outside my authorized bitcoin dealer thinkin about investing! 🤔
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I hate muthafuckas that call me by my whole, complete Christian name…#DavidAlanGrier like “U ain’t my Damn momma” #DAMN 👀.
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@YNB I GOT THIS! “No cap” refers to those instances when one chooses to go about the world not wearing a cap 🧢
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The one thing I can definitely say about #HBOsuccession is I have fallen asleep every single time I’ve attempted to watch it 😐
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They closed the buffet in Vegas? This shit gettin real as a Muthafucka now!.MGM Resorts to close Vegas buffets amid coronavirus outbreak | TheHill
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I am speechless and floored by the passing of @chadwickboseman a brilliantly talented spirit whom I was convinced was going to grace us with his glorious gift for years to come. I’m having trouble processing this, I guess I really believed he was Black Panther. 🙏🏾
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Can somebody please tell me why tha fuck I got ta git out tha bed every single got damn day?!!??? 😐.
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Rest n Peace Anthony Bourdain. My heart aches for his daughter n family left to pick up the pieces. I’m getting weary going through this ritual of morning and bewilderment. Depression is a roaring beast devouring so many good souls among us. So so sad. .
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@tkag2020_ann @McDonalds Soooooooooo, she’s upset cause her order was messed up and she had to wait???!!!?? Not that the server was rude or threatening or belligerent but because she had to wait and they forgot her egg McMuffin???? 😐
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Way shit is goin, I’m a see y’all New Year’s Day 2022! ✌🏾🦠😷.
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BREAKING NEWS: Actor, and comedian David Alan Grier has agreed to meet with the Los Angeles Lakers to discuss the possibility of joining the team. 🏀 #NBAFreeAgency.
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Rest In Peace Queen Diahann Caroll! Your work is done. The battle is over. You’ve earned your seat on the throne. Thank you for teaching me, walking with me, and showing me your grace, wisdom, artistry and charm. You will be missed 🙏🏾
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None a my shit got nominated! Fuck everybody!!!!! 😭😭😭
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For the record, my parents were 2 African Americans born n the 20’s. We come from strong slave stock. Both college educated. I was raised by a strong, single, Black woman from 10 yrs on. While I feel your pain, I’m not the cause of it. In tha mean time I’ma keep crackin jokes. ✌🏾.
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People are weird out here, I’m goin back in the house 😨.
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Who got Melinda Gates number she bout ta git CHOSE! 😍
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@LaCienegaBlvdss I mean he made some good points…I’ve said everything he’s said many times (to myself) #JusSayin 😬
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My brother routinely calls me n says “Imma need ta call you back” n hangs up! Whyyyyyyyyyy???!!!!???? U CALLED MEEEEEE! I’m gon pray for him anyway cause he old n moldy 😐.
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