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Unpopular opinion: You can be the author of the Bitcoin Standard and an idiot at the same time.
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#Bitcoin
wallet designers: Do not truncate trailing zeros from the BTC denomination! Always use the same precision!
As a user, I need 15 seconds to figure out whether 0.0000089 BTC is 89 sats, 890 sats, or 8900 sats. It would've taken me 10ms if it was 0.00000890 BTC.
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Germany, the country I live in, decided to magically create 100 billion Euros to spend on the war. Entirely financed by new debt. They can never raise interest rates. Nobody cares.
Our fiat world is in an endless spiral of infinite credit, low interest rates, war, and collapse.
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I'm extremely proud to announce that I successfully defended my PhD with highest honors.
Looking back at years of fundamental research in academia, I'm excited about the future. I plan to focus on Bitcoin R&D, the most impactful project my skills can contribute to.
- Dr. Calle
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I watched a Trump speech because of Bitcoin. I'll never recover from this, neurologically.
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Experts say about Bitcoin:
- Distribution is unfair but don't count exchange wallets
- Mining is centralized but don't explain pools
- Energy use is wasteful but don't explain economics of electricity
- Doesn't scale but ignore Lightning
- All speculation but ignore human rights
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My brain completely exploded first time I realized that the block reward in BTC is also the percentage of the total supply issued in that epoch.
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Here is a list of resources that I found helpful when setting up and managing my Lightning Network⚡️ node.
🧵👇
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@SenWarren
: "With
#bitcoin
, there's no thing that backs it up, it's just belief. CBDCs have something that backs it up — the government."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHA
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DON'T POST CROWD SHOTS OF BITCOINERS ON CONFERENCES WHO DIDN'T GIVE YOU EXPLICIT CONSENT TO INDEX THEIR FACE ON THE INTERNET.
BE CLASSY. RESPECT PRIVACY. REMEMBER YOUR CYPHERPUNK MANNERS.
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I'm so 🤏 close to going full-time into Bitcoin Lightning engineering.
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I've found a way to build Chaumian Ecash mints on Lightning that don't hold user funds.
👀
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I've just witnessed an https connection successfully established via nostr.
if you know, you know what this would mean
🤯🤯🌐🤯🤯
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"The [
#ChangeTheCode
] campaign believes that about 50 key miners, crypto exchanges and core developers have the power to change Bitcoin’s code."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Isn't it amazing that most bitcoiners would prefer not knowing who Satoshi Nakamoto is?
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Turkey with hyperinflation. Brick and mortar exchanges for
#Bitcoin
everywhere. No KYC. Pure cash. Never been easier to travel with nothing but Bitcoin in your wallet.
"It's a fad"
"No one needs it"
"Gov. money works"
"I see no benefit looking from my privileged western bubble"
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My condolences to the single-issue Bitcoiners who supported a presidential candidate who's now officially a fully-retarded shitcoin scammer.
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- Learn to code
- Get well-paid tech job
- Realize it's all a scam
- Realize lack of personal fulfillment
- What if I could work for something meaningful and good
- Find Bitcoin
- Become open source contributor
- Finally apply your skills to a monumental human project
- Be good
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Privacy-focussed email provider Proton launches non-custodial Bitcoin wallet.
Based.
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Dear friends, today is a great day for online privacy!
With an overwhelming 51:2 vote, the EU parliament has decided *AGAINST CHAT CONTROL* proposed by the EU Council. It included warrantless mass surveillance of phones and circumventing end-to-end encryption.
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🚨🇪🇺 Here is the list of all EU MEP's in the ECON committee voting on the MiCa bill with the PoW ban on Monday.
Click on their profile to see their twitter handles. Let's tweet this bill into oblivion.
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Idk if people are ready, but I believe the world is. First tests of USD Ecash. Backed by BTC.
Everyone can run a mint. Everyone can make a wallet. USD can be spent anywhere BTC is accepted. Open protocols. No gatekeepers. This is only due to the permissionless nature of Bitcoin.
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Every entity holding > 1000 BTC should fund at least one Core developer. If they don't, it's just very poor risk management.
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Chainalysis is the biggest sin of the crypto industry. A compliance tool that works completely in the dark. Businesses are de facto forced to use it. Legal action against ordinary people.
Nobody knows how, no methods, no scientific evidence.
Digital quackery. Disgusting.
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Stiftung
@Warentest
, the most reputable German consumer organization, compares the
#Bitcoin
electricity consumption to other areas of industry and life. Can you spot it?
Very based.
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There are dozens of Bitcoin "layer 2" projects with millions in VC funding and huge followings on X.
None of the Bitcoiners I know has even heard of them. These projects don't go to Bitcoin conferences, they go to shitcoin conferences.
Layer 2 is this cycle's scam. Be safe.
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"The Bitcoin white paper proposed a novel method for validating transactions using cryptography that addressed the so-called “double spend” problem."
– Janet Yellen
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The time to synch a Bitcoin node is going to drop to seconds, and the memory required for the entire UTXO set is going be compressed to kilobytes – and you will be very happy.
The significance of these projects cannot be overstated. Protect the devs working on this black magic.
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It boggles my mind that people will come up with all kinds of moral issues with Bitcoin but they'll happily use Visa, MasterCard, PayPal, and other hyper-capitalist mega banks all day every day without questioning their actions even a tiny bit.
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Hello, I'm the EU. Math equations that have an answer beginning with multiple zeros are now illegal.
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Imagine you're not Satoshi Nakamoto and you go to fucking court to lie about being Satoshi Nakamoto.
Unbelievable.
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I'm incredibly honored that my work will be supported by such a based foundation.
You can't imagine the peace of mind an LTS grant provides to an independent dev, so that they can focus on what's important: to ship code.
Thank you OpenSats 🙏
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Went to a restaurant I found on
@btcmap
that accepts Bitcoin and had dinner there with friends.
Paid the bill for my Udon Noodle dish from my self-custodial Lightning wallet to their self-custodial Lightning wallet. The payment took 0.5 seconds to finalize.
Bitcoin is alive.
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Great
#Bitcoin
art is complex. I particularly like the nuclear power cooling towers on the skull. Symbolism for the sustainable nuclear-powered abundant future that Bitcoin will lead us to.
The artist is clearly inspired by the optimistic futurism of the Bitcoin community ♻️
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Someone just sold a used graphics card for 800k sats using a market hosted on nostr (shopstr). The seller was offline while the purchase was made. The payment was a Cashu ecash token sent from buyer to seller automatically via nostr DM.
Modern-folklore level Cypherpunk
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Soon launching the first multi-currency Cashu ecash wallet as a progressive web app, here is a teaser!
Features 🔥
- BTC and USD
- Mint discovery over nostr
- Send ecash offline
- Receive offline (save for later)
- Animated QR (send any amount)
- Seed phrase backups
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Bitcoin is merging with the energy markets right in front of our eyes.
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If you're not bullish on Greenlight by
@Blockstream
you might want to talk to your doctor.
I've built a simple program that creates a new Lightning node. The node takes around half a second to start. I will probably implement this into everything I touch, starting with
@LNbits
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Cashu USD ecash.
Working title: Be your own Tether.
All you'll need to offer this is a Bitcoin Lightning node. Decentralize everything, anon.
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Bitcoin mining converts electricity to heat and heat can never be converted back to any useful form of energy (in the absence of a temperature gradient).
Bitcoin is not digital energy.
Yes, I'm a physicist.
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Woa! I just made the first atomic multinut payment on mainnet and it worked!
I paid a 10 sat Lightning invoice with ecash from two different Cashu mints at the same time, each making a (partial) multi-path payment of 5 sat to the destination.
Oh my god.
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This crash feels like a long-awaited shower that finally cleanses the market from all the dirty crypto shit we've been dragging on for far too long.
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The European Central bank is working on an Ecash system for a CBDC that can only be run by banks. We're working on an Ecash system for Bitcoin that can be run by anyone.
We must code faster.
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Bitcoin literally needs you.
We need more people writing code, experimenting with it, just having fun. You don't need to start a company. You don't need a brilliant idea. If you don't know how to start, read the code and submit bug fixes for the software you're already using.
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I want to send a big FUCK YOU to media organizations like
@nytimes
,
@guardian
, and
@derspiegel
for massively profiting from Julian Assange's WikiLeaks revelations - but ignoring and distancing themselves from him when he needed your help the most during his time in captivity.
🖕
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Dear wallet UX designer, I'm a hardcore Bitcoiner and I still need 21 seconds of intense brain effort to figure out how much 0.002735 BTC is supposed to be.
Use sats goddamnit. It's the standard.
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Instant and seamless experience: Contactless
#Bitcoin
payments on the
#LightningNetwork
using
@Breez_Tech
wallet. It just works.
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I love how bitcoiners forget that torrent has been up and running for like 20 years without a single satoshi paid for "incentives".
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That guy digging the hole is any dev building anything on Bitcoin. You know exactly what I mean.
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Shut up an take my sats!!! Hyperbitcoinization at restaurant
@friedelrichter
in Berlin.
h/t
@fulmolightning
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I've took the Bitcoin privacy dark pill. We've lost the plot on privacy on Bitcoin a long time ago.
Now that BackRock owns 1% of the supply, I doubt that we shall see a real privacy upgrade ever again.
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I am complete now.
Thank you
@fulmolightning
for this concert by Bilal Göregen at
#LightningHackdayIST
🧡⚡🥁
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Before Bitcoin: "Time is money."
After Bitcoin: "Money is time."
⏱⛓
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If you're the reason a pink-haired commie (they/them) doesn't join, use, or develop on Bitcoin, you're probably an enemy of Bitcoin.
You may not think of yourself that way but it's true. You've failed to separate your tiny personal insignificant ideology from the bigger goal.
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@nytimestech
1) Bitcoin does not compete for energy.
2) It's not being mined where residential areas are.
3) Bitcoin can subsidize renewable energy production.
4) It's 2022, maybe update your 2013 arguments. I can also get you to bed grandma.
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Real Bitcoiners drink 3-5 strong and preferably black coffees per day.
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