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chris varner

@cvarner

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Plano, TX
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13 years
@HarlanCoben yeah, if you're a 12 year old girl... Are you missing the Spice Girls too?
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13 years
@Hart_Miles Of course if he loses a bet, he's too much of a little douche to pay off..
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13 years
Hey, all you need is 1 good writer as opposed to everyone involved in THAT mess! #TheFinder
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13 years
The Finder.. how much worse could a show be? Not expecting much from Hart Hanson -- since he's fucked up Bones. #bones
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13 years
@HartHanson OMG, "fractal malware on a bone"? Really, who writes this crap? #bones #crappyscienceinascienceshow
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@cvarner
13 years
@Faidtastic I used to live in Sierra VIsta -- know what you mean! :)
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13 years
Fuck you, Costas. Tebow is a sanctimonious asshole -- as are you. Let's see him win against a good team -- with or w/out Jesus #SNF
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13 years
Hey, look at that -- it's a game again! #SNF
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13 years
Hey Al, Suh is an "extremely intelligent person"??? Even grading on a football-player curve, the man's a moron. #SNF
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13 years
@laurenepierce Hey dumb blond -- not all speech is protected. Or did they not teach that in your barbie class? #dumbfuckrepublican
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13 years
@HartHanson It'd be nice to see Booth have legal trouble a la "The Closer", considering all the prisoner abuse you've had him commit
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13 years
@joingles Of course not -- more likely to play his music 24x7
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14 years
@noreservations No more watching until you stop promoting Ted Nugent. Assholes who advocate violence against the Pres don't need camera time
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14 years
@ActuallyNPH I know I'm late, but grats, dudes! It's taken way too long, but hey, you're not 90 years old!
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@cvarner
14 years
@twit Who knows if the short file works -- crashes the player in chrome every time. Ok, I give up.
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14 years
@twit following up, the low quality file is ok (or at least more than 4 min long).
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@cvarner
14 years
@twit hey guys -- check out ep 2 of Ham Nation. You *say* it's 47 minutes long. You actually *have* 4 minutes....
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@cvarner
14 years
@feliciaday Hey, did you see this on Giz? http://preview.tinyurl.com/234k5vg
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14 years
@w5fc shouldn't that be "balun"?
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15 years
@feliciaday Hey, did Amazon send you a love letter like this? http://www.techcrunch.com/2010/01/20/amazon-kindle-free/
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