Chris Heaton-Harris
@chhcalling
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Former Member of Parliament for Daventry and former Secretary of State for Northern Ireland.
Joined October 2009
RT @keith_bays: EXC: Britain’s red tape escape: THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of pages in EU regulations dodged since Brexit…. #GBNews #News #B….
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Begs the question - what did he ask them to do in the first place?
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I for one wish the incoming President of the United States of America @realDonaldTrump every success for his forthcoming term. The USA is an awesome and amazing country and when it succeeds we all succeed. Those carping at him should jog on.
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My mate’s been diagnosed with a rare condition which makes him petrified of giants. Feefiphobia.
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If you know me then you’ll know why this is important to me. I’m delighted to become Chair of Reach for Health, a small but perfectly formed Stroke Rehabilitation Charity in Daventry that is at the forefront of its field.
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What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12, rarely has 6 and never has 5 letters.
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I’m developing my first app to help people identify insects. Will be ready soon - I’m just working on a couple of bugs.
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I’ve just been invited to the British Cereal Producers conference later this year. The subject for this year is “porridge” and after dinner they have a keen oat speaker.
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At 5 seconds to midnight lift up your left leg and you can start 2026 on the right foot. Happy New Year! Wishing you the very very best for 2025!.
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Which London Underground line is best with leftover turkey?.The Piccalilli line. Awesome from the great Tony Cowards.
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Police in London are looking for someone who is stealing Christmas jumpers in order of size. They say at this point he's still at large.
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My Mate’s just started work in a high-end Chess piece factory where every employee concentrates their efforts on one piece at a time. He’s working the Knight shift.
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I've heard talk that Cadbury's might bring out an Oriental-themed chocolate bar for the New Year. Might just be a Chinese Wispa….
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Looking at what’s going on now I can safely say my Christmas tree would be rubbish at knitting. It keeps dropping its needles.
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One of my presents today is a book: "The A-Z of Tribute Bands" - I’ve read it from cover to cover. Merry Christmas everyone!.
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Had to return my Christmas jumper this year as it kept picking up static electricity. Exchanged it for another one; free of charge.
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