@realDonaldTrump YOU’RE FIRED!

@average_jane maybe you need to wear it tonight to our party. I suspect we might have a complementary wig.

@Goofy_Girl omg, I just said the same thing. #GlovesAreOFF

@Goofy_Girl Lolollloll. And that's why we've been friends since we were infants.

Overheard in a generic house deep in the suburban prairie of Olathe, KS: Quit complaining! When I was a kid, ALL of our fruits had seeds.

@pantalonesfuego @elizabethany14 Yes, the emphasis is on the first syllable and the A sounds more like "uh" than "ah".

@average_jane if you want to mix/prep it at home and then finish baking at my place, it's not a problem.

@average_jane are you taking votes? Because, um, mine would be a resounding "Yes!" 😀

@curlycardigirl free state!

@curlycardigirl yes, we have gotten that a lot! She was also my sister's band teacher!

@average_jane It's been a huge problem in our neighborhood. My problem is arms, but a neighbor has had issues with her back.

@average_jane Did you see the news about the oak tree mites? That is not helping things around here. I've never been so ready for a frost.

@misszoot thank you! I decided to take it. I have a small one and it is easy to tote

@misszoot Would you take your bullet journal? Am I crazy for being paranoid of losing it, but conflicted because I will feel naked w/out it?

@misszoot Quandary: I'm going on an international trip.I can't imagine living w/out my bullet journal for 5 days, but am afraid of losing it

@slackmistress if my house is clean, it considerably raises my husband's chances of getting lucky.

@misszoot I meant inside. :-) Spiders outside are good for the environment.

@misszoot widows aren't deadly but obviously, they can make you sick. So, I don't blame folks for killing them when they are outside.

@misszoot if it's outside? I wouldn't. Widows aren't aggressive and it would prefer living outside your house anyway (unlike mice!)

@misszoot Is it in the house? Vacuum or hairspray it. I love, love spiders but I draw the line at recluses and widows IN my house.