Remember when the Bears were undefeated, the Bulls signed Billy Donovan, and both baseball teams were in the playoffs? That stint of Chicago sports happiness ended abruptly.
Liam Hendriks’ wife just bought us Casamigos shots. Andrew Vaughn’s fiancée has been informed about the Andrew Vaughn Fucking Rakes Club.
#QTMFBB
to the moon
Luke Combs, Blink 182, Justin Fields graduates college, back to back series wins for Sox, Bedard.
The people are letting Chicago get hot. Don’t let us get hot.
I regret to inform you all that the good boy Guinness Knights has taken one of his favorite boat rides up to dog heaven. He gave us the best 10+ years we could’ve ever asked for that unfortunately suddenly came to an end. Have a pint for the brown boy tonight, cheers everyone 🤎
Sox lose 12-3 in a ballgame where Lance Lynn took a no hitter into the 7th. 10 losses in a row. 7-21. Start the fire sale. I need a cigarette.
#QLandslide
The next 15 of 19 games the Sox play the Twins and Guardians
Within that stretch the Sox play the Tigers for 4 games
Twins play the Rangers/Brewers for 5 games
And Guardians play the Tigers for two 4 game sets and a 3 game set with KC
The battle for the AL Central is upon us
It should be illegal what is happening to the youth of America. Instead of getting traditional snow days the schools just transition to elearning for a day. Straight up war crime to take away the pure joy of a snow day from the kids
Nice to see the boys just packing it in tonight. Really living up to the pathetic culture they’ve created this year. Going to be one hell of an off-season. Get the Hazmat crew in the clubhouse and clean it up.
I hope Mitch is having the most peaceful sleep of his life right now. Full blown deep REM stage dreams of skullfucking the Pack. Visualize the dreams, wake up, get to work. That’s our leader, that’s our QB1.
LET’S. GO. MITCH.
@stoolpresidente
Got his panties in a bunch for someone calling him Bernstein when the name of his show is literally Bernstein & Holmes is quite the stance
The clubhouse looked like a funeral home in the TA ASG starter announcement. Then they go out there and put on this performance. Team is absolutely fucking COOKED