Shibetoshi Nakamoto
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the dumbass who made dogecoin | professional shitposter and bag fumbler | paid partnerships: https://t.co/nmb2pyUr7N | newsletter: https://t.co/W8vSOksYXr
The Zombie Apocalypse
Joined April 2009
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this is actually insane . imagine the decline after 4 more years 😬
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if trump becomes president everyone who isn’t white - like me - will be thrown in concentration camps . just like when he was president in 2016-2020 . when we were all thrown in concentration camps . i’m so very scared.
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the average white liberal woman thinks every single latino is an illegal immigrant
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merry christmas to everyone except those who get offended by someone saying merry christmas, y’all suck.
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totally, it was all staged . you would totally risk multiple shots from an untrained 20 year old taken from 200 yards away not ending your life by an inch so you could take a patriotic picture and rally your base . that makes total sense . good takes guys, you are really smart.
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mama panda reunited with her cub after its trip to the vet
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@dvassallo i find this post distasteful, almost unethical . perhaps companies shouldn’t release stupid garbage.
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have you tried making a good movie? it might help i think
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orange man bad .space man bad .joe rogan bad.men bad .capitalism bad .exercise bad .working hard bad .merit bad .having babies bad .free speech bad.
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whaaaat i am so shocked after being gaslit about this for 10 years
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i’d normally be meme-ing about topical things like this but this legit pisses me off . a taxpayer funded agency raiding a man’s house to murder his rescue pets is just plain evil
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san francisco’s homeless budget is $1.1 billion . san francisco has 7,754 homeless people . that means san francisco spends approximately $141,862 per homeless person per year. the government is completely incompetent.
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so are fast food meals just 18 bucks and restaurant meals 30 bucks now . is that the new normal.
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pretty sure following crypto prices will cause mental health issues.
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my opinion is that politicians probably shouldn't be demanding companies delete posts that aren't illegal but have content that is inconvenient to their election goals, but what do i know i'm just a cartoon dog with glasses.
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the only jobs available for people 80+ years old in america are:. - walmart greeter .- the literal president of the entire country.
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the guy who solo took the gun from the mass shooter in monterey park is a million times more badass than me
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twitter is a wonderful app if you enjoy being insulted by the worst human beings on earth over literally nothing.
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chuck norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people . then it exploded.
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i dunno about y’all but i think it’s kinda not cool for the government to bribe social media companies into censoring specific content.
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this is from a magazine in 1996. it ain't that far off
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mike tyson at 56 years old is still a scary ass mfer
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the correct side of the culture war is always the side that can make fun of itself.
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it’s okay to update your opinions and thoughts when you get new data. no, really, it is. it’s literally the scientific method.
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@elonmusk well whatever it decides to do, twitter should be clear and consistent about it’s rules and penalties for breaking them, enforcement should be unbiased, and the mechanisms of enforcement shouldn’t be easily abused by people who have an agenda.
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i don’t usually flex but today was a stressful day and i am giving myself a flex
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it’s very stupid that people are only concerned (and making crying videos) about deportations when trump does it
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where the fuck did SBF get 250 million dollars to post bail.
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cnn realizing that San Francisco is a stupid piece of shit city.
Got robbed. Again. @jasonkCNN & I were at city hall in San Francisco to do an interview for @CNN. We had security to watch our rental car + crew car. Thieves did this in under 4 seconds. Security stopped the jerks from stealing other bags. But seriously- this is ridiculous
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i find it really interesting how the media and advertisers continually only target 𝕏, while tiktok, reddit, facebook, instagram, and everything else are wildly antisemitic recently . hell, tiktokers are even supporting osama bin laden . is only “leftist” antisemitism okay?.
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fuck this whiny bitch. the reason people don’t trust the media is because you motherfuckers have been lying and manipulating and grifting for years instead of actually being reporters and journalists with integrity. fix your shit before throwing stones .
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