benallen
@benallen
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Joined July 2007
If an infinite number of monkeys played an infinite number of football games, not a single one of them would hit a home run. #mindboggle
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My klout score rises each time someone mistakenly @ mentions me. I'm influential primarily by accident!
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RT @Ben_Allen_: @benallen @benallen_ ben_allen your all cunts for nicking the username I want!!!! Get ya own fucking name!!!
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It has been a banner football season for pickup trucks, and it's been even better for #pickupcommercials. Think the Ford boys win this round
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Hate to say it, but that Hawks game last night felt full of make-up calls for the terrible Super Bowl officiating.
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With all this TSA banter, real news stories are going uncovered. Like did you see where Nissan has put a turbo engine into a sport-cross??
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We have a new leader in the clubhouse! These new F150s have Variable Cam Timing and Direct Injection. Show me ANYONE else offering that.
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Been doing the math and STILL can't figure out how Dodge crammed both a Hemi engine AND an Allison transmission into those trucks. Help?
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Who is Thomas Kinkade if not the true Painter of Light? Trust in Him and His incandescent paintings.
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A friend who can't take a surprise stomach punch as the joke it's meant to be is hardly a friend at all.
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If U-R girl can't handle you at your rip-roaring worst, she don't deserve u at your normal/best. Please pass along to 5+ loved ones
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The Bedrock yellow, orange, purple, lime and red. But to get the fruity taste, I gotta trick Fred.
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I've created, I've created, I've created, I've created, I've created, I've created my own prisssssooOOOOoooonnnnn
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I briefly added a couple celebrity tweeters, but all they do is retweet, reference inside jokes, and link to bullshit. Pretty lame stuff.
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I'm glad you guys clicked through, despite my disguising of the URL in the shadiest possible way. This is fun: http://www.shadyurl.com/
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