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Hooper and part time coder who likes to talk hoops and post stuff. Just here to have a good time.
Joined January 2022
at least Draymond was working on his game.
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Getting cooked by this type of hooper will have you rethinking everything but bro is actually tuff 😂🔥
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“birthdays” after high school
how nggas don’t care about they birthday really need to be studied.
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Bronny James career winning percentage: 100%. Michael Jordan career winning percentage: 65.9%. I know who my goat is.
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crazy aura
BIG SHOUT OUT TO THAT KNICK FAN THAT JUST WON A NEW CAR.
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Why she look like Westbrook.
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PG heading into year 14.Steph heading into year 15.Harden heading into year 15.Russ heading into year 16.KD heading into year 17.CP3 heading into year 19.Bron heading into year 21. We're truly nearing the end of a generation 💔💔
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Marketing a once in a lifetime player with a once in a lifetime event. yeah they got it man.
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he aged 15 years in 5 seasons.
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delete pls
With LeBron heading to LA this weekend, see how the 👑raises his game with the ⭐️'s sitting courtside:
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cryin there were real roty talks when shes the best rookie ever.
Caitlin Clark is the All-Time Rookie leader in Points, Assists, and 3PM, h/t @StatMamba. Special season. 🔥🔥
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father time really closing that gap bro im not ready.
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This genuinely hurts my heart to watch.
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Half the app gon retire from the nba with him.
The day Bron announces his retirement Twitter might break into pieces.
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Stop teasing us and give us that 1v1 tournament at all star weekend already @NBA.
Kyrie beat the whole Mavs roster in a 1v1 tournament 💪. Even got a championship belt 🤣. (via @dallasmavs, @luka7doncic)
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Never seen two mfs who wanna play together so badly let’s get it done already.
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BRUTAL time to be that “we don’t care about womens sports” guy.
BREAKING: The Iowa-LSU game averaged 12.3 million viewers on ESPN, making it the most-watched women's college basketball game ever. What a MASSIVE, MASSIVE number.
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That 5 year $514 million contract gonna go crazy.
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JJ Redick had multiple elite college years, got drafted to the NBA, played longer than 95% of players in NBA history have, retired and became an analyst/podcaster for years, retired to become a head coach and the entire time LeBron has been a top 10 player.
LeBron's longevity is truly just hilarious at this point like wdym a player had 39/7/6 on 76 TS% in his 22nd season lol that sounds so fake.
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Career triple doubles:. 30 — Michael Jordan.33 — LeBron James after turning 35.
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CP3 has really played for like all his biggest playoff rivals from his prime at this point lol.
Chris Paul’s response to Gregg Popovich saying he’s despised him for years: . “It’s mutual” 😂
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when you have like a 96% hit rate you're allowed to say this with no shame.
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I feel like I'm the only person that knows/remembers that Dame is the only player in NBA history to compete in every all star weekend event.
Damian Lillard is the first player in NBA history to win the 3PT contest and the All-Star game MVP in the same season.
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Heat vs Denver final is a nice story for Jokic and Butler first ring for one of them which is cool but I’m not watching that. Dead ass won’t even watch highlights.
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His dunk on anonymous team USA player in the finals was amazing well deserved 👏
Free agent F Guerschon Yabusele has agreed on a one-year, $2.1 million minimum deal with the Philadelphia 76ers, sources tell ESPN. Yabusele is rejoining the NBA’s Eastern Conference after leaving the Boston Celtics for Real Madrid in 2019.
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like bro 😭
that Grant Williams floater deadass mighta been one of the worst shot attempts ive ever seen.
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The martians really waited for Iggy to retire to attack 😩.
Victor Wembanyama tonight: . 38 points .10 rebounds .2 blocks .58% FG. SPECIAL.
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A player passes 90 and this how they getting guarded for the rest of the game
Wilts 100 I think will continue to stand for a little while longer but Kobes 81 I think has a good chance of falling this year.
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bro wtf how is this even possible 💀
Giannis had 37 points on 17/22 shooting the Bucks were even with the Grizzlies in his 33 minutes and they lost by 24.
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Lavar really went 2.8/3.
LIANGELO BALL 👏. High school: 72 PTS.Lithuania: 72 PTS .JBA Championship: 58 PTS .Drew League: 52 PTS .NBA G League Debut : 22 PTS .NBA Summer League: 16 PTS.Rapper: $13M Deal .
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Biggest draft steal in nba history
With the 41st pick in the 2014 #NBADraft, the Denver Nuggets select Nikola Jokic. http://t.co/fS0wxVq89P.
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Manu Ginóbili was really one of the sauciest players ever
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honestly understandable
Just asked a non sports/basketball fan how old they thought Grayson Allen was at the free throw line.They said 52.
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Commentator sold the "do you believe in magic" line 😭.
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2016 Steph Curry was not real.
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At the end of the season someone needs to gather all the best quote graphics and run a twitter poll tournament 😂 . This one would be a STRONG contender to win it all no doubt.
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This shit feels like a MyCareer cutscene Wemby really that 1 huh.
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Even the ref locked in.
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Lakers fans who used to really clown LeBron and his fans turning into some of the biggest Bron fans today is just hilarious to me im sorry.
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Every Lakers Nuggets game is deadass just slightly different versions of the same script.
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nasty statline
What’s a forgotten statline that should get more recognition?.
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he never played in a sonics jersey dawg.
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The disrespect to a player who did THIS to close out the nba finals is INSANE
Kobe Bryant, 21, is the youngest player on the floor. Getting consistently double teamed in a ALL STAR GAME!!! . Teammates deferring and getting tf out the way. Tim “better than Kob” Duncan just setting screens playing the Steven Adams role . Twitter Lied…AGAIN.
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stories around the campfire will be told about 2024 centel.
"My N*gga, Wake Up.". Bow Wow Warns Travis Hunter About His Fiancée And Calls Her Out For Commenting On NBA Player Anthony Edwards’ IG Post, Where She Left A Heart-Eyes Emoji And A Money-Mouth Emoji.
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Aint she like in her early 20s lol.
.@billieeilish on using the computer: "I never learned to type because I wasn’t that generation, and now I regret it." . 🔗
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This five minute segment on the Warriors 2022 championship run from the Stephen Curry: Underrated Documentary is pure cinema
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The lights were too dim.
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2016 Steph Curry walked into every building and redefined what it meant to have range 😮💨
define ‘range’.
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this a 38 win team.
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Anthony Edwards when asked if he could ever play off the ball like Steph Curry:. "I can't run around like that all day. you gon see me pass out in the 2nd quarter running around like Steph. no sir can't do that" 😂😂😂. 🎥 @SneakerReporter
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A stepback game winner from 30 feet in the finals have we ever seen anything like this before or am I trippin??!?!?!?!?.
ONE OF THE BIGGEST SHOTS IN LIBERTY FINALS HISTORY FROM SABRINA IONESCU 😱🔥. The Liberty takes Game 3! . #WNBAFinals presented by @YouTubeTV
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Wait wtf 😭😭😭.
This season, Steph Curry is shooting 60.4% on shots from 28+ feet. The NBA average from 3 feet or closer is 59.5%.
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The Hawks are also the closest team to .500 in the 3-point era. They are 1775-1779 (49.9 win%) since 1980.
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This is totally normal
Highest Pull-Up 3P% since the start of 2024:. 1. Conley: 48.2%—56 3PA.2. SGA: 47.8%—69.3. Sexton: 47.2%—53.4. Wemby: 45.6%—57.5. McCollum: 44.9%—69.6. Kyrie: 44.0%—75.7. Mil. Bridges: 42.9%—56.8. DLo: 42.0%—69.9. J. Murray: 40.0%—90.10. Mathurin: 39.6%—53. 43. Dejounte: 22.2%—54
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how tf you supposed to score in the paint on these two 💀
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that speed burst look edited
Amen is INSANE . 13 pts.8 reb.4 blocks.4 steals. vs. Wizards. IMPACT!!!
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I honestly can't believe how different the nba was just 5 years ago man it all feels like a lifetime ago
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The 2023-24 Wizards are a strong contender for the funniest team ever.
The Wizards and Pistons are now tied for the worst record in the NBA. 9-48.
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Random thread of some NBA players with only one career three pointer. The last one is INSANE.
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Perhaps his problems with the NBA were always deeper than just the whole world champions thing.
Noah Lyles was offended when Adidas invited him to an Anthony Edwards event last year. “You want to do what? You want to invite me to [an event for] a man who has not even been to an NBA Finals? In a sport that you don’t even care about? And you’re giving him a shoe?” 😬. (Via
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NBA fans when a player talks shit up:. "overrated front runner"."everybody tough when they up". NBA fans when a player talks shit down:. "why is bro talking"."scoreboard check buddy".
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"1"
Just so yall know I’m a 1-4.
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NBA player who has killer instinct but sucks so it doesn’t matter.
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If Trae Young doesn't make it as an injury reserve, he'll be the second player in NBA history to average 25 ppg, 10 apg, and 55% ts to NOT make the all star game. The first player to do that? 2022-23 Trae Young.
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Turkey's stats in 20 mins with Wemby on the floor:. 10 pts.9 tov.1/24 fg (4.2%).1/10 2p (10%).0/14 3p (0%).28.6 ORTG
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Bro had two elite team archetypes in mind and said fuck it lemme build em both and have em face off in the playoffs to see which is better.
Tim Connelly building the Nuggets and then going and building the team best equipped to take down the Nuggets is a wild story.
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I wonder why
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have you missed 25 or more layups in a game in the past year
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I DID NOT realize he missed THIS bad at first oh my god
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So Anthony Edwards is really Steph Curry with a 40 inch vertical now huh.
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"Stock Market" gotta be one of the most fitting nicknames for a duo ever and it goes insanely hard I can't even lie.
Shai averaging 31+ points while being top 5 in stocks with a bunch of bigs is wild.
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What was Ant doing there? Just putting two hands into Curry?.
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A rookie shouldn't be this good he's insane man
Chet going to have a non-laughable All-Star argument in his age 21 season.
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This is just absurd. We're never seeing a player like this again.
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