@jamesenglish0 You work all night and have a weird schedule most people don’t understand and when you go to a party and people find out what you do they ask you questions all night??? I had no idea, I’m basically a stripper.

@PIC_Colleen Don’t you worry about where we go with our blank bird…shhhhh… jk we’re really not doing anything that cool….

@elonmusk Any chance I can borrow one of those Raptor engines? These 15 hour flights in a 747 are getting old!!

@space_jm_ @MatthewCappucci How are 2 engines MORE reliable than 4?

@greg16676935420 You’re not going to believe this when I tell you but… we keep all of our fuel in our fuel tanks….

@SmithOfDublin @libsoftiktok Unless the stolen items were all the staffer’s snacks, you can’t prove it was me.

I just watched a guy sit in someone else’s first class seat KNOWING it wasn’t his seat. When the real passenger of that seat showed up the guy went to the back of the plane, where his seat was, with the most annoyed look on his face. I’m losing faith in people being honest!!

@HardFactorNews Pilots saying they’re raw dogging it on a long flight is usually something very different. But staring at a screen for hours is cool too.

Happy International Cabin Crew Day. This is my aunt on graduation day becoming a FA in 1974. Eventually her airline would be part of @americanair If I were the CEO of AA I’d allow #cabincrew a month each summer they could wear throwback uniforms like this. First idea’s free Rob

Middle seat in economy is entitled to…

@AliZYousuf @PureMAGAMan @Boeing @Airbus Those “tanks” definitely couldn’t have something to help the flaps move. They also magically move just like my engines

@PureMAGAMan @Boeing @Airbus You’re right!! I fly on PFM.

I just got into my Uber and we’re at a stop light. I feel like he’s obligated now to drift at least through one turn!

Out here crushing the 700 club in Econ and trying to not get sunburnt at the same time!!

Had a hot chocolate in the crew room in ANC. Now I’m eating a PBJ getting ready to fly on the last 747 ever made. 10 year old me is not hating life. ✈️

#UFO doesn’t equal 👽 but we saw this over the Atlantic Ocean last night. The flash was lightning. Any ideas?

@bigratkiller Nothing wrong with #bluecollar jobs. You’d be living in a tent growing your own food if people weren’t doing them.