Good news: My dog has not shit in my living room for the last seven days
Bad news: The Buffalo Bills have shit in my living room twice in the last seven days (on tv but same same)
Hello
#BillsMafia
. All the positive news this week calls for a merch giveaway. Just RT & drop a
#GoBills
for a chance to win this bomber. Comes in M, L, or XL (see next tweet for measurements). Winner picked randomly on Friday, 13 Jan 👀. ❤️💙
So this is going to be my first full year living in Buffalo as an adult. It’s totally acceptable to wear this Bills jersey year round like a MF t shirt, right?
I can’t find it but the other day somebody tweeted “A Detroit v. Buffalo Super Bowl would go a long way toward healing us as a nation” and I agree with that
It’s snowing in Buffalo so of course there are two dudes standing outside on the sidewalk in shorts and crocs discussing why the Sabres have been shit for over a decade while one eats a chicken finger sub.
I fckin love this place man 😆
I like how Bailey Ave in Buffalo is always a Choose Your Own Adventure. Is it one lane? Is it two? Is there a speed limit? Who’s to say, really. Do what’s in your heart.
Khalil Shakir's 81-yard TD reception is the new longest of the season, passing Brandon Aiyuk's 76-yard TD catch done earlier today 🔥👏
(🎥: via
@BuffaloBills
)
How I rolled into every virtual meeting so far today. None of my coworkers follow American football but I still got a
#GoBills
from Every. Single. One. They’re learning
#success
F it, we’ll do this now
🚨merch giveaway🚨
Like & RT for a chance to win a QB1 hoodie.
This thing is cozy AF. See next tweet for sizing.
If you’re a person that complains about wearing light colored clothes, don’t enter. Problem solved.
Random winner drawn Sunday, 7 April
Hello
#BillsMafia
. Victory Monday merch giveaway time. Like & RT (must do both) for a chance to win my Buffalo Sleeves of Fame bomber. See next tweet for sizing. Random winner picked Friday, 20 Jan @ noon ❤️💙
#GoBills
I said I’d do a give
@w
@y
if the Bills won
Like & RT for a chance to w!n this jacket, sz XL (oversized- see next post for specs)
Random w!nner picked Thu 4 Jan
⚠️Beware of scammers: I always announce w!nner in a RT & will never DM you 1st about a give
@w
@y
Good luck
Go Bills
🚨
#BillsMafia
my friend has 2 extra tix for
#BUFvsGB
To enter to win ‘em reply to this tweet with who you’re taking & why, & RT w/
#FullbacksMatter
for brownie points 😉. Random winner picked 26Sep.
P.S. if you’re entering just to sell em I’ll hunt you down in these streets
#BillsMafia
another W, another giveaway. Just like and RT for a chance to win this zip up hoodie (sz 2X). Not necessary to follow me, cause honestly some of y’all are a lil weird 😉. Winner picked Tuesday. Good luck and as always,
#GoBills
Remembering that time this sweet prince held that umbrella so Josh Allen could take a pic with some kids. Taiwan Jones - always the unsung hero
#GoBills
Reference the “all hope is lost bc of injuries” crowd:
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family football season. No, no. We're all in this together.
#GoBills
#BillsMafia
another giveaway to celebrate the MNF W. Since my favorite Bills player opened w/a TD I’m feeling extra gifty so TWO winners this week. RT & drop me a
#GoBills
to win one of my crewnecks (see next tweet). Winners drawn Friday @ 3.
& LONG LIVE THE FULLBACK 😤
Conditioned response: when somebody yells
#GoBills
at you as you walk by in another country and even tho you clearly have no idea where it came from you just yell it back into the void
Good morning
#BillsMafia
. In honor of the first win of the season I’m doing a giveaway of my merch👇. All you have to do is RT & drop your favorite player on the CURRENT Bills roster & tell me why. And no, you don’t get bonus points for saying Reggie 😉
🚨Merch giveaway🚨
I messed up which means free stuff 😁
FlexFit Hat
Mid-profile
Structured front
Mesh back
Pre-curved visor
Spandex sweatband
OS fits most
Leatherette 🦬 (won’t fade in the sun)
Your choice of small or large patch
Just like & RT
Winner picked Sun 9 July
#BillsMafia
in honor of the W I’m giving away this painted flight jacket in Men’s sz XL.
❤️, RT, drop a Go Bills AND a
#FreeReggieGilliam
(bc I’m a hype man) for a chance to win. Must do ALL of these for your name to be thrown in the 🎩. Winner picked Sunday. Go Bills 1/2
I don’t normally do this shit but I almost just lost my best friend to suicide. He is a combat veteran who suffers from PTSD & other issues. Not looking for bs thoughts & prayers, just asking you please check on your brothers and sisters. ROUTINELY. They’ll hate it but who cares
In honor of being REGGIE GILLIAM 😤 days away from Bills football
Like & RT for chance to w!n this jacket
See next post for specs
Random w!nner drawn Thu 1 Aug
Good luck
#GoBills
⚠️Beware of scammers: I always announce w!nner in a RT & will never DM you 1st about a give
@w
@y
📢 IMPORTANT NEWS 📢
My most amazing friend of all time had somebody crochet me a smol Reggie. It is positively the cutest thing in the entire world and I am dying 😭
#SmolFullbacksMatter
I just got into a definitely NOT legit “taxi” in a foreign country. If I come up missing please use this photo of me for 20/20 and or Dateline. Cool, thanks.
#GoBills
#BillsMafia
I almost forgot to do a giveaway in honor of the last W. This week it’ll be this windbreaker, only have in a 2X. Just like & RT for chance to win. Will announce random winner Sunday
#GoBills
Measurements:
Chest: ~27”
Length: ~31”
Sleeve (seam to cuff): 28”