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@zebra_300
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6 years
Bay Area culture is not being able to find a parking spot in front of your own house
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5 years
@jaboukie So I can see other men? Couldn’t be me
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@zebra_300
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6 years
He was probably like damn this mall dry af 😂
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@zebra_300
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5 years
Ma your mcm gonna call off of work to smoke weed tomorrow, he 26
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Knowing she posted something on her story specifically for you to see and ignoring it >
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@zebra_300
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10 months
Love to see young athletes learning from great vets 🙏🏾 just imagining all the knowledge you can get from them
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Warriors on NBCS
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JK learning from CP3 👏
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@zebra_300
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4 years
I promise you the man that just fucked 5 females back to back doesn’t care about feeling special to y’all 😂
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@zebra_300
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3 years
That new crocodile hunter look crazy
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@zebra_300
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2 years
As a man why are you letting your girl drive
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@zebra_300
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2 years
Can’t we believe we share air 😌💛🐝
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@zebra_300
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3 years
Wizkid go stupid lol
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@zebra_300
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5 years
💕💕💕
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@zebra_300
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3 years
Top 5 desserts of all time idc lol can’t beat warm/soft chocolate chip cookies
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@zebra_300
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5 years
My toxic trait is going hours without eating because I can’t decide what I want
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@zebra_300
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6 years
Ozil dummying the ball then curling around the defender to receive the ball 🔥 those kinds of plays are so fire
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@zebra_300
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4 years
@ESPNFC They don’t call him Penaldo for nothing
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@zebra_300
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6 years
My favorite part of Black Panther is when they played Sleep Walkin by @MozzyThaMotive lol 😂
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@zebra_300
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6 years
100mph don't even feel that fast when you're on 280
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@zebra_300
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6 years
She just posted a video in the car listening to Gunna... she don’t even listen to Gunna
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@zebra_300
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5 years
Watching the Bay Area become more and more gentrified right before our eyes is sad 😒
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@zebra_300
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5 years
People always making fun of black forces like they’re not actually hard af lol
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Physical touch + words of affirmation be hittin
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@zebra_300
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5 years
Cry baby season*
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@zebra_300
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9 years
Brenda Song is so fire 😅🙈🔥 http://t.co/hoW8t7M5n0
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@zebra_300
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11 years
I think if you love someone you love them forever no matter what, even if they're not in your life anymore or if they did something shady
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@zebra_300
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6 years
I be trippin off “little shit” but it’s really the principle of the situation that I be trippin off of and it bothers me that other people don’t see it for what it is
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@zebra_300
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6 years
Damn near
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@zebra_300
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6 years
We out here @997now 😂
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@zebra_300
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2 years
And mfs be pissed when there’s a weather delay 😂 bitch you fly it then!
@PepeMeme_coin
Pepe Meme
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Pilots view at night.. 😨
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@zebra_300
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8 years
Ima whoop this nigga ass 😩😩
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@zebra_300
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6 years
Most people’s favorite player would’ve still been on the ground 15 seconds later lol
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@zebra_300
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6 years
That portrait mode goes crazy 😂📱
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@zebra_300
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8 months
Yall have no idea the impact and importance music choice had on my life from middle school through high school 😂 especially always being grounded
@kyleighkendal
kyleigh
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I AM THIS OLD.
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@zebra_300
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6 years
Come through sunshine ☀️🙏🏾😂
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@zebra_300
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5 years
Just had one of the best breakfasts ever 😋🥰😭 lobster scramble and a red velvet pancake
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@zebra_300
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4 years
This new Jacquees going stupid
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@zebra_300
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9 years
Aye someone come get Piero bruh 😂 http://t.co/yujkx81Bfh
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@zebra_300
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4 years
That old J Cole be hitting so hard 😭
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Picture me rollin 💨
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Did me dirty lmfao 😭😭🤣
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@zebra_300
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4 years
That #lightning sunrise this morning was crazy⚡️🌅
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@zebra_300
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4 years
It’s like a jungle sometimes 🌳🦖🤢
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5 years
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@zebra_300
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2 years
What I been on 👨🏽‍🍳
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@zebra_300
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6 years
People really be pouring their entire hearts out in their captions lol I'm not bouta read that whole essay but it's a cute pic boo 😂
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@zebra_300
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3 years
Hit different 💀
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@zebra_300
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4 years
What’s good 🤮
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@zebra_300
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6 years
That Wiz Khalifa/Curren$y/Mac Miller era was a very influential part of my high school life man that’s crazy #RIPMacMiller
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@zebra_300
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7 years
"You feel me we out here"
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Older Hispanic dudes be pulling up to the soccer field in jeans and work boots and be going off 😭😭😂
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@zebra_300
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6 years
You know the food going crazy if you gotta sit like this
@juve_kelly
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The famous cookout table legs
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@zebra_300
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4 years
When I put my music on shuffle
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@zebra_300
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6 years
Big ribeye 🥩 you feel me
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@zebra_300
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5 years
Lmfao bruh got punched into the pool 😩😭😂😩😭😭😭
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Some of y’all ain’t never had a real bitch and it shows
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@zebra_300
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4 years
At the family reunion, who we introducing? 😂😂😂
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@zebra_300
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2 years
Lmfao 😂 only mfs that cheated 20+ times be saying that shit
@UnkleDell
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u know a nigga cheating when he say his ole lady
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@zebra_300
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5 years
Trying to reach a heavy long ball by Coutinho 😔🤦🏽‍♂️
@OhMyGoalUS
Oh My Goal
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Kingsley Coman's horrific injury 😱 Get well soon 🙏
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@zebra_300
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5 years
Is your bf Christian Grey or something? 😂
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Garlic butter lobster made by me 👨🏽‍🍳
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@zebra_300
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5 years
The middle of the ocean is for sure one of the scariest things ever lol
@cctvidiots
CCTV IDIOTS
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Whoaaa My God!! 😵
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Shawty is a 10
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8 years
Bay Area girls are the devil
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@zebra_300
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5 years
Idk her name she wanna have my child
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@zebra_300
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5 years
When she fine af and this all you wanna do >
@MonroweM
Monique M
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How much attention I like.
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@zebra_300
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2 years
Never give up try again like Plankton 🦠
@royal_bobby24
4KT WHO YOU HATE
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Nba youngboy vibing to Drug Addiction on IG live
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@zebra_300
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6 years
Learning to accept shit instead of getting mad about it >
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@zebra_300
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4 years
It’s a full time job tryna stay on point 😬
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@zebra_300
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5 years
He always plays like shit then randomly pulls a spectacular goal out of his ass and everyone seems to forget how trash he’s become
@dearatorres
De Ara Torres
5 years
Suarez hinders us so much, I don’t care that he scores stunners in La Liga when he continuesly keeps us from reaching our full potential. Him scoring sometimes does not make up for him screwing up 10 great chances with bad first touches and misplaced passes.
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@zebra_300
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7 years
*never lived in San Francisco* *puts San Francisco in their bio* 😂
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@zebra_300
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4 years
This girl said she doesn’t like seafood and that was the first red flag I should not have ignored 😂🤦🏽‍♂️
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@zebra_300
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6 years
Me: idk bruh I think I should stop smoking Also me:
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@zebra_300
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5 years
When the filter came off 🤣🤣🤣
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@zebra_300
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4 years
I love basting 🥄🥰🥩
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Yelling “fuck!” as loud as you can > therapy
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@zebra_300
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6 years
Wanna know something hilarious?... we still have Boogie Cousins just waiting on our bench 😫🤣
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5 years
🐻
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@zebra_300
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2 years
Nobody: My fat ass: you know what sounds hella good rn?
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4 years
Aha ha 😆
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@zebra_300
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5 years
Damn y’all really ain’t never had shit
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@zebra_300
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6 years
Personality
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Girls be like “I know a place” and then take you to Sephora
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Why do watermelon sour patches smack like that
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5 years
When 5 turns into 6 and you get her in a choke hold... I’ve heard
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6 years
The Bay Area around commute hours 😴🤦🏽‍♂️
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@zebra_300
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3 years
Just seen a girl post some famous dude on her story talking about “Daddy 😍😍😍” and then posted her boyfriend on the next story 😭😂 y’all fellas be safe out there lol
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@zebra_300
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5 years
So making fun of skinny people is funny and all but if I call you a fat bitch then it’s a problem 🤣
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@zebra_300
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4 years
You never hear firefighters complain about how dangerous their job is 🤔
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@zebra_300
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6 years
I wish I was a bad female so I could just tweet something like “venmo me $100” and a bunch of thirsty ass dudes would actually send it to me
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@zebra_300
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5 years
Y’all act like y’all ain’t never seen someone doing yoga before
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@zebra_300
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6 years
Can you build a house? Can you change a tire? Can you change my oil? Can you challenge me as a woman? 🤣🤣🤣
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@zebra_300
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7 years
Her: can I come over Me:
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@zebra_300
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6 years
I hate how Twitter shows everyone your likes 🤦🏽‍♂️ can't even like ass pics in peace
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@zebra_300
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7 years
Wassup with that neck neutrality
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Yesterday a white person offered me some of her sunscreen 🤣
@sceneboyvarceee
boy you a fool
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yoooo ??? white people been being EXTRA nice since dis shit popped off said thank u to bro holding the door he ”oh my GOD you are so welcome buddy👴🏻just so so welcome” startin to feel privileged innis hoe lmaoooooo
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@zebra_300
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2 years
People act like relationships are the only source of love in the world 😂 love your friends, love your family, love a hobby, love music, love food, etc.. Life shouldn’t revolve around chasing relationships
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@zebra_300
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7 years
So lol
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@zebra_300
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4 years
Everything reminds me of her 😔
@jgampgyama1
領収、報告
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