Yves Jean
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I was put on this earth to be a musician and spread positive vibes. Please don't be put off by my death stare. I'm harmless.
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Hi friends, I’ve spent the last few months focused only on music. With that being said, I signed a new music distribution deal with
@symphonicdist
I have a new single coming out on Oct 16th. Please give the tease a listen and hit the pre-save link thx👇🏾
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My new song titled "What She Does" I hope you call all check it out.
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I am 12 years sober today. That is 12 years of me being focused, determined, happy and staying positive.
Just believe in yourself. 🙌🏾
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“Bird Box and “A Quite Place” are similar movies. When you see or hear things you die. I’m going to make a movie about when you eat spicy foods, that make you gassy and bloated, and if you fart.. you die!
I’m working on a title..I’ll keep you updated
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I got hired today, to do voiceover narration for a television commercial.. Morgan Freeman and the “All State Guy” I’m coming for your jobs.. 😂 just kidding! I’m just happy to add on another artistic venture to my resume.
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My new best friend. Some scumbag of a human, abused and abandon this beautiful creature.. My mechanic rescued her. I’m trying to give her a new home.
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Raid on Area 51 was a complete bust.
About 1 million people said they would attend, and only 50 people showed up. Now the whole world knows what’s it like to be a local musician, inviting friends to your next gig.
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No one is truly immune to karma. Karma is like a python, It will take its time slowly, but eventually, it will get you.
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“One good thing about music.. when it hits you, you feel no pain”
Happy Birthday Bob Marley
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"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." - Martin Luther King Jr.
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“Don’t you blaspheme in here!” RIP Aretha “Queen of Soul” Franklin.🙏🏾
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RIP George Michaels. At my 6th grade dance, I was scared to ask this girl to dance. When "Careless Whisper" came on, She said yes
Thank you!
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My car hit a pothole so hard, that I think my testicles got repositioned...
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“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain” Happy Birthday Bob Marley 🙏🏾
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I was 8 years old, and I auditioned for a Toys R Us commercial. I didn’t get it. At a young age, I had a vendetta against the toy company. After many years of therapy, I’m not bitter anymore. Here is my tribute. “I don’t wanna grow up..I’m a Toys R Us Kid”♩♫
RIP Toys R Us
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Having self-respect will never go out of style. Stay true to yourself.👊🏾
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I think I'm going to quit music and look for Bigfoot instead. You get to have your own TV show and get paid for not having any results.
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Today is officially my birthday.
However, 2020 has been so crappy, that I will continue to enjoy life and celebrate my birthday everyday, till the end of the year. Peace and love everyone!
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My music video that I directed and wrote for my song "Oceans Apart"
enjoy :)
http://t.co/5164C9NCpl
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Had a bad dream that I was about to miss a final. Woke up scared and thought to get ready, then I realized I graduated college 15+ yrs ago 🙄
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I just found $13 in one of my pants while doing laundry. This is a sign for a good weekend or the universe is telling me to do more laundry.
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It’s great and also creepy, when you hear your own song blaring from someone’s car and you want tap on their window and say “Hey that’s me!”
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I'm watching Saturday morning cartoons from the 80's on YouTube and eating a bowl of sugary cereal. It feels great to be 7 yrs old again.
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When I eat popcorn at the movies, I'm so focused and intent on picking that one kernel lodged in my tooth, that I miss parts of the movie
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The price of gas is getting so high, that when I pump gas into my car, I treat it like watching a disturbing movie, by closing my eyes, so I don’t I have to see the damage that’s done to my bank account. I don’t even take the receipt as a reminder 💵💨🤦🏾♂️
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Growing up as a comic book nerd, I have reached nirvana! I just watched Avengers Infinity War and I loved it🙌🏾
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When you break up with an ex, always delete their number immediately ... because when you “Butt Dial” them in the future, they will accuse you of being the stalker that they always wanted you to be in the first place.
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I'll make sure this tweet never gets old, because our world is going through a tough time. Peace and love to every person on this planet.
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Once again, this year is off to a great start. I am thrilled to say, I am 15 years sober today. I’ve had some really low times in the last couple years, and not once did I give in to the temptation of drinking. The mind is an amazing thing when it stays focused.
Peace and love.
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I'm about to watch X-Men in a theater all to myself. I can fart and talk on the phone if I want.It's like being home
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Today is a good day. The mean old lady at my fav Chinese take out, gave me 3 extra packets of duck sauce without a fight. We are bonding 😍
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You know how I know the iPhone 7 is coming? Because my iPhone 6s is acting up when I updated it.. Well played Apple..Well played.. 👏🏾
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"One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain
So hit me with music, hit me with music" - Bob Marley
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You must believe in yourself.. Be patient, focused and stay positive.
Good things are coming my way. I'll keep you all posted.
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Im pathetic! All my years of being alive, I've yet to master the art of pulling apart an English muffin with my hands evenly, for breakfast. With me, its either no equal distribution of the muffin, or the one side of the muffin crumbles. My goal is to get this right one day! 🤦🏾♂️
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I just walked by the junk food aisle at the grocery store without giving in. Its like running into an ex and not giving them the time of day
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Dealing with a negative person, is like a semi truck tailgating you when driving. Just get in another lane and let them pass.
#staypositive
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I just watched the movie "It". I don't know why I did, I've always been scared of clowns...on that note, I may need to change my underwear
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What’s the point of watching Eddie Murphy “Raw” on TV at 2am, when they bleep out all of the cursing?
That’s like watching Rocky without the fighting.
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Cinnabon, you’re the work of the devil. Every time I walk by you, or smell your aroma at an airport or truck stop, I can’t resist you! 🤦🏾♂️
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This is a great start to the new year. I just bought a house. What a great feeling 🏠
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Just left a packed house party and I found my coat in pile of jackets, on a bed, within the first try. This is a good year so far.
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This little guy has been near my car the last 3 mornings. I think I'll start feeding it and eventually adopt it
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I just had a magical moment at Target. For the first time, I only spent $10. I think I need to go out and celebrate tonight! 🙌🏾
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I should have my own cooking show for struggling artist. Growing up poor, allowed me to be creative with ketchup and water based recipes..
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I just got attacked and beat down by a bunch of punks. I couldn't fight them all. They all bit me. These damn mosquitoes will ruin my summer
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Forget about coffee waking you up first thing in the morning. Just stub your pinky toe on furniture heading to the bathroom...Very effective
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Best part of being an adult is you can have cereal for dinner if you want and you can stay up late. Other than that, I miss being a child.
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Got an email from Myspace saying my old account has been hacked. That's like saying my already broke down, crap of a car just got vandalized
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Who remembers before cell phones, the way you could get messages at home, depended on the mood or legible handwriting of a family member ?
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Radiohead!!! One of the best shows I’ve seen in my life! Long live daring rock music!!
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Jack Frost you win again. You are my kryptonite... I suck at driving in the snow. So I'll keep my ass at home and watch Netflix ❄😡
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I rely on Facebook and Instagram to remind me of my brothers, cousins and godchild's birthday.
I'm a shitty person..🤦🏾♂️
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Thanks a lot Netflix. I will have an unproductive week. I'm binge watching the show Black Mirror. It's so addictive and I have sh*t to do!
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It’s going to be a long week. Trying to make the deadline to finish my album. In the studio with my piano player Derrick. Wish me luck!
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I was on hold with customer service and they had "In the Air Tonight" playing. They picked up right before the drum fill part, I'm so mad😠
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Ok... I'm adopting this guy and calling him Robbie. He's chills at my car like clockwork. New family member!
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4th time being pulled over this year...it’s getting old.
Wish me luck.
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This is truly a sad day or maybe a year. All my music heroes are dying. Prince died today. . Prayers and thoughts to his family.
#purplerain
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Everytime my songs get played on the radio stations in England, I automatically fall victim to a double entendre. I try to do my part, by promoting my music with a hashtag or keyword of “BBC” on social media and it always backfires 🤦🏾♂️
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I just watched Joker. It’s a really good movie. I enjoyed it👍🏾
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I’m ruining this beautiful day by watching the HBO show “The Wire” for a second time. I warned myself, if I watch all 5 seasons again, I’ll get addicted and miss out on the beautiful summer days. Well...I’m on season 1 episode 5 and I haven’t left the house yet. Wish me luck..
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I just found out my new personal trainer today is a former army ranger. Sh*t just got real. Have mercy on my soul💪🏾☠️
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I invite you all to watch me record bass to a song on my new album. Life is good! Thanks.
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That sad feeling when you work on a song all night, then you listen back on what you did, and it sounds like someone farted in the mic 👍🏾😒
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This is my meaning of Sunday Funday. Upgrading the studio and making the best music I can possibly put out. New EP 2017
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R.I.P. DMX. You put our city of Yonkers NY on the map. You will be dearly missed. 🥲
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I love to see my friends get married. However, I'm glad I survived a summer without being asked to be a groomsmen. That shit is so expensive
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I’m just going to get groceries. But, for some reason, I feel like I am in a episode of HBO’s the Watchmen. Stay safe out there folks!
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When it rains, it pours. But in the winter, the rain will freeze and turn into ice. You then will slip and fall, to make your day even worse
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I'm going to dedicate half of my time to be an inventor. I hope to invent a repellent for toxic and negative people.. I think I'd be rich
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Getting my car windows tinted, so I can pick my nose in privacy at traffic lights and not be stared at.
#HappyPicking
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Put the Powerball money towards cancer research. Too many of our loved ones are dying from this evil disease.
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Listening to what my band recorded at our recording studio... I love my life :)
http://t.co/eVC8mWTyqq
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To hell with drugs and alcohol, this is my real addiction. Frozen yogurt all day, with whatever I want on top!
http://t.co/9vTj99M4sz
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Happy holidays twitter. I hope you all are having a joyous time with your families.
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I remember when I was a kid, my mom would get my hopes up high and let me go trick or treating, just to make me throw away all of my candy when I got home. Because, she was paranoid that the candy was all poisoned. 😡
#HalloweenCandyDrama
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I'm about to have an overdose on Eggnog. If I die, I'd like to say to my family and friends, I love you...
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Walking Dead will be on a week from today. This will be the longest wait of my life, aside from my music career..
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Hey twitter family. I’m excited to share new music with you all in 2019! Stay tuned.
#positivevibes
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I’ve watched “Back to the Future” almost 100 times. It was one of the first movies I saw as a kid in the theaters. It just dawned on me, why does Marty Mcfly have four layers of clothing if he lives in sunny California?
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I hate when strangers try to talk to you at the urinal. What it so important to talk about for that minute?
Please let me piss in peace !!
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When I talk to attractive woman at the grocery store, I'll quickly put all the healthy food on the top of my basket, to hide my junk food
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The Walking Dead season finale is tonight!! I’m upset, because now I need another Sunday show, to bitch and complain about.
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I want to report a crime. This cold ass wind, just mugged me for everything. I look like I'm in pain when walking. I truly hate winter ❄️💨
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