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Mark 9:47–48 | Pro–normalcy, anti–weirdness, tough–on–crime Wine Mom Suburbanite™ | 🥥🌴 2024 | Poilievre 202? | Supports: 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🇪🇺🇭🇰 |
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For those coming from YouTube:
Please be aware that this is not the place to request EAS mocks/custom scenarios. I want to keep my Twitter and YouTube somewhat separate. My Twitter is mainly for politics. Don’t tag me out of the blue asking for scenarios. 🔞 DNI
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what is their obsession with barron trump i don’t get it
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overturning gay marriage is not a remotely popular move lmao
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The 2020 presidential election, but Biden wins Wyoming somehow
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Countries where the leftmost region is right next to the rightmost region >>>
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dnc emails: pls give us money
rnc emails : you’re a PIECE of SHIT TRAITOR who ABANDONED PRESIDENT TRUNP WE HATE YOU
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“The conservative movement is changing.”
The Ben Shapiro conservatives will soon be the minority.
The conservative movement is changing.
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did they switch it to a “sad” photo of bolsonaro? if so lmao
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the idea of someone intentionally changing the photos to upset the election nerds is really funny to me
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BREAKING: Today I am formally announcing my Congressional Campaign for
#OH09
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In 2022, we started a movement. While Kaptur ran one of the most dishonest campaigns in history, we came closer flipping OH09 than anyone has in 41yrs.
This time we win.
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google trends: heat stroke vs frostbite (2004-present)
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your vote does not matter if you’re a republican in these states
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Additional lore: Windiohiochigan’s 8th district went from R +2 to R +4 in redistricting. Incumbent Bob Respectable (R) was primaried by Mike McFreedomCaucus (R). It was supposed to be a ‘tossup’ but ended being won by Anne WineMom Moderate (D) by double–digits.
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2018 South Dakota gubernatorial election: the good ending
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NATO after killing Gaddafi to stop the formation of a United States of Africa:
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i found this really cool graphic thing and i thought y’all should see it too
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Gwen Graham defeats Ron DeSantis—what changes in this timeline?
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imagine if the US just had something called "The State of America"
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2018 Senate Race:
Popular Former Governor (D) vs.
Jerry Q. Radical (R)
- Dems way ahead in polls
- Assad margins in the cities, black belt, kept the suburbs and rurals close. Flipped counties that voted R for 50+ years.
- Still ended up 51% R – 49% D somehow?
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hillary clinton’s polling peak was about +24 in july 2015. it would’ve looked something like this:
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could you imagine the chaos as polls start closing in the west and dems have almost lost IL and NJ but flip TX and UT
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2022 Midterms was one of my favourite elections ever. It was so weird and for what😭
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2016 IRL vs. 2016 if it was only people who voted for Hillary Clinton.
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trend map for this election is crazy
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a solution to the Oz-Fetterman debacle — New Pennsyljersey
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Alaska’s congressional delegation c. 2150. Don Young’s death has cursed them to serve in congress forever
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I’ve seen enough. Greg Abbott (R) defeats Beto O’Rourke (D).
O'Rourke says he stands by his 2019 "we're gonna take your AR-15, your AK-47" comment
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even at least had some fun to it
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2022 New York gubernatorial election with extra suffering
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this would’ve been the worst possible outcome for america - an electoral college tie. and you think january 6th was already bad enough?
un-fun fact: it was only 43,921 votes away. 0.00023% of all 158m votes cast.
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i made this for r/imaginaryelections but y’all can see it too
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i forget that this was an actual thing said with complete seriousness
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WHY ARE PEOPLE BRAGGING ABOUT BEING ABUSED
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v1.00 of the CNN election night template is finished. i'll be uploading it shortly
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remember late on election night when everyone thought this would be the map. imagine how chaotic 270-268 would’ve been
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MAKE AMERICA BUILD BACK BETTER AGAIN! DONALD BIDEN/ KAMALA PENCE 2024!
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Apparently 538 model is coming tomorrow. What do y’all think it’s gonna say
I feel like it’s gonna be something like
- Trump 62%, Biden 38%
- Sen. 81% R, D 19%
- House 53% R, 47% D
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i seriously don’t buy that bernie would have won against trump in 2016.
the polls showed him leading, but you have to remember that these don’t take into account the negative media coverage, the rnc’s attacks, suburban appeal issues, among other things.
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absolutely shameful that the radical left is attacking this 3x grammy winner, first man on the moon, WWII veteran, and founding father George Santos!
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