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Not everything has to be aesthetic. Sometimes your oatmeal can just look like cement. It’s fine.
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It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.
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Latest self-destructive behavior is looking at university program pages and wishing 18 y/o me had made a better choice.
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All my regrets in life can be boiled down to inaction so I am going even though I don’t feel like it.
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Ran into my childhood crush. She is still just as smart, funny and pretty. Nice to know some things never change.
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I started living more freely once I realized people see, but don’t remember. Try recalling anyone you saw at the supermarket three days ago - you probably can’t.
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You know your fresh attempt at life is serious when you buy a new notebook for the occasion.
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Don’t worry about hitting rock bottom. I’ll be there. You can hang with me.
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I tweet an awful lot for someone who doesn’t say more than ‘hmm’ in real life.
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Don’t mind me. Just tweeting my heart out for an audience of twelve.
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Nice to see that today’s youth still uses to same shortcut to school.
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Scrolled through my own feed. I can’t believe I have had all these thoughts.
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Something has switched. I am thinking more about my future than the past lately.
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It is so nice to confess embarrassing things to strangers on the internet.
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I love the smell of swimming pool chlorine in the morning. Scent of the day.
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No thoughts during the day. Too many at night. I need to be recalibrated.
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No one prepares you for the estrangement from your siblings. I love them, but understand them less and less. I feel like that is mutual.
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Losing weight is nice. You spend all free time thinking about vanilla rice pudding so there’s no space left for dwelling on past mistakes.
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Eating my body weight in fancy fruits because soon all that will be available is apples.
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If her lifestyle does not match my income I will sell my own organs to finance it.
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I hate when people watermark their photo. That is not your bird, flower or mountain. It is God’s.
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I enjoy being dramatic online because in real life I am stone-faced.
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@SLoschko
Nothing. I didn’t have a chance then and I don’t now. It’s just nice knowing she’s well.
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I don’t mind being misunderstood because the alternative is terrifying.
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Good to be back. Life is better with an outlet for random thoughts.
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Four years ago I was a guest lecturer at a prestigious German university because a professor liked my hobby blog. I didn’t ‘low key fell off’. I fell off a cliff.
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I am misunderstood because I put little effort into explaining myself.
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I am surprisingly optimistic for someone who is objectively down bad.
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You can meet someone once and then spend the rest of your life occasionally wondering how they are doing now.
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Going through a real friendship break-up for the first time in my life and it is more painful than I expected.
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Hundreds of followers and one like I really am the village lunatic.
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You are my favorite mutual so don’t take this the wrong way, but in two years if you are still posting I will subtweet you. Hanging around here is a waste of your time.
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I am not a romantic it just looks that way because the world is cold and cruel.
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I have time-travelled to the early 2000s. And I am not coming back.
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I hate it when people project good news for someone else as bad for you. My younger sister bought a house and people are asking me how that makes me feel?!
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It is such a comforting thought that cute animals will continue to be born.
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@SLoschko
Thank you, Stev! Your words mean a lot. I have been working very hard lately. Hopeful that I will see progress soon and have a much better outlook during the second half of this year.
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There is no better word than bittersweet. I get to use it a lot which is bittersweet.
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I wish you all the best. See you in a bit.
Doubling my Twitter time because I will take an extended break starting July 15.
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I have kissed more women who I met on an airplane than at the club. I love dancing, but my best move is sitting motionless in chair 7C.
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Today I surfed, went to an amusement park, cooked for six people and helped my friend pick up a couch. Other days I barely leave my desk.
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My mutuals are like a pile of socks. I am going to try to match them all.
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Make a group chat. Add the two mutuals you ship. And then leave. A wedding invitation will soon follow.
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I softblocked a hundred people before returning and now my TL is an oasis. If you follow certain @‘s I can’t fwu.
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I don’t believe in apologies. We all know what we are doing. Forgiveness goes hard though.
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I care about my health, but don’t want to grow old. That’s why lunch was a green smoothie with a cigarette for dessert.
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I am twelve minutes into July, it feels a lot like June. Maybe August will be different.
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