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@uhohrooj
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3 years
Bringing back this absolutely beautiful song that @beerusings wrote for me over a photo of me in the mountains and is probably one of the only reasons I'm still alive. big, big love.
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@uhohrooj
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8 months
i matched with my professor on bumble and she's so out of my league and i just swiped to see if she swiped on me and now she's texted me, too, someone help what do i do quick
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
I love PDA tbh if I ever get married or move away, I'll kiss my partner in my kitchen and malls and even in the middle of the street and then rub it in the faces of all my sad miserable people with their holier than thou attitude and their bland, boring almost crippling marriages
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
what I hate about 9-6 in a huge city like Karachi is that commute takes two hours back and forth and by the time you get home and unwind you barely have any time left to do the things you enjoy or are passionate about.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
@AkramaMianoor @laraibelahi I'm not even trying to make fun or anything like I genuinely don't get a single thing
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
men truly need to understand that women always know. we know everything, we know how you talk about us, what you ss and show your friends, what your ex's current partner looks like, hell even what your mom had for lunch so maybe thoroughly think it through if you choose to lie
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
my fit was 🔪🔥👅💦😍
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@uhohrooj
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8 months
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4. Quote with your favourite mirror selfie
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
@Nonamenoface31 @thumbsdown__ did you fall on the head as a child?
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
I wish I was the 'motivated and determined, studies on time, fancy stationery and highlighted notes' person but I'm literally 'on my 4th painkiller, studying the night before, 1.5x indian man on youtube teaching neuroanatomy, haha this isn't even important yeh nahi ayega' person
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
man literally got on a video call and whipped out his tablet and pen and explained statistics to me from 8,123kms away, I'm afraid I'll fall in love because I actually also understood it all???
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
all men benefit from the systematic oppression of women and hence despite recognizing their privileges never truly try to dismantle the system
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
There are universities that have uniforms here???????
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@uhohrooj
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3 years
I stan only one man and that's Atif Aslam
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
Islam in the South Asian subcontinent is altered to predominantly accomadate men and they use it as a tool to take away equality and freedom from anyone that doesn't conform to their misogynistic narrative.
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
ok but women don't need more power they just need you to get your ass up and help
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1 year
This woman single handedly made all this for iftar. More power to her <3
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
I hate when I take my sweet time to text someone back but then they text back again instantly and we're now stuck in this loop because wtf??Take a couple of hours at least or better take a day or two, truly think about what you wanna say and leave me alone pls I hate texting back
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
I got 3.7 in a semester I genuinely thought I was failing. I can't believe I'm that person now.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
antibiotics are not a joke. you don't need antibiotics for viral infections or sore throats or common cold. stop taking antibiotics without consulting your doctor. just stop. you're not helping yourself.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
I'm convinced hell is just a room with lots of pakistani doctors.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
humaray bhi kya dil hain, aik ke baad aik haadsa hota dekhtay hain, apnay qareebi azeez martay huay dekhtay hain, roz marra zindagi mei zulm, jabar aur na insaafi bardasht kartay hain balkay kayi saalon se kartay arahay hain likn phir bhi sab seh letay hain.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
My mother makes me wanna set the world on fire.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
Sometimes I wonder what my personality would be like if I wasn't the eldest daughter in a desi household
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
watching the apology video on 1.5x because I couldn't be bothered
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
blasphemy laws are so weird tbh because why do you think God needs you to defend or protect him and the religion anyway????
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
banda cycle le tou le likn bicycle friendly infrastructure bhi tou ho na humaray shehroun ka. ab bilawajah koi entitled vigo wala gaari maar de tou woh alag kharchay hain.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
Imran Khan 🤝 Me publicly bashing people we don't like everytime we're given the spotlight
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
every month my body breaks down and hurts in ways I can't even believe it is possible to hurt just to tell me I'm not pregnant. I mean ok thank you, but this could've been an email.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
@baezaar1 Why are you so obsessed with women, their bodies, their opinions, literally everything about them?
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
corporate sluttery couldn't have been for me because tell my why I get so furious when someone tells me how to do my job????? Tumhe itna zyada pata hai tou tumhe karlo wese bhi I'd very much like to go home
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@uhohrooj
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11 months
gonna go wake my sister up because one of my friends just gave birth and others already have husbands and jobs they love and published research papers and all I truly have is an alcohol problem
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
everyday I wakeup and wonder what this city is gonna surprise me with, today it's a lion roaming on main shahrah e faisal
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
I would much rather freeze to death than miss summers
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
ufff allah I just need a cutesy heart shaped pendant or locket or one of those petite necklaces with little heart charms, is that too much for a woman to ask???????
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
I'm v much not married and childless and single and bi af so you're all welcome to try and change either of those things
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@uhohrooj
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9 months
im sorry but im gonna have to be honest with u guys, kya lorru mulk mei rehtay hain hum
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
my full time job is simping over Adeel Hussain
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
If I'm telling you a story and I go on a tangent and tell you other sub stories within the story, it is your responsibility as the listener to keep up, make sense and remember all the stories because I have the attention span of a goldfish and I never know what I'm talking about.
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
being patient with my own emotions is the second most difficult thing I've had to do all week
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
My medicine's prof is just like me. She just looked at the title slide of pulmonary fibrosis and said, "this is a very bad disease." and then casually proceeded to skip the entire topic.
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
also I literally just found out alia bhatt and ranbir kapoor are married???? y'all just know and remember this stuff and keep up all the time???
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
economy boht kharab hai isiliye I've updated my sugardaddy preferences to filthy rich men only like crazyyyyyy rich, so rich you're drowning in money and don't know what to do with it, even better if NAB is after you.
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
y'all wanna call out and mob lynch a woman over spreading some misinformation or take 'legal action' but god forbid your leaders talk about picking up girls or men having no control because they're not robots or keeping 'honey' in alcohol bottles. Ajeeb selective outrage hai.
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@uhohrooj
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8 months
everyone pray for me (nothing's wrong i live in karachi and it rained unbelievably hard)
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
ok someone pls asked me what happened to me today
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@uhohrooj
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8 months
boss boht mushkil horahi hai yahan pe (work)
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
I'm such a stepping stone for all my talking stages because they end up leaving the country and getting married (to other people obv) and getting fun jobs or finding better s/o or scholarships and I'm literally just always right here
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@uhohrooj
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8 months
things I've cried over today: -all three of my osces -being unlovable -accidentally transfering money into the wrong account -my horrible memory -not being able to give my bestfriend their valentine's present -my exam tomorrow -my ability to cry so much -running out of shampoo
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
ufff unreal outrage over the whole lgbtq situation but ngl if I were a boring, bland, cis-het person, I'd be mad and miserable, too.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
as an underpaid, overworked med student who has done the whole independent woman bullshit, I can truly attest to the fact that asal games tou sugarbaby/daddy's princess honay mei hain
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
reciting ayat ul kursi on my bank app to save my money from myself and my own stupidity
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
put a little booze in me and all I'll ever talk about is how much I wanna move to a walkable city
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@uhohrooj
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11 months
I got my result back and all I'm gonna say is that I'm a literal genius.
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
therapy is vv expensive so I just post hot photos on instagram and wait for women to flirt with me
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
I'm just a simple girl, I only aspire to be loved and held and kissed
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
planning a trip to lahore with a total of 3,741 rupees in all of my bank accounts combined
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@uhohrooj
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8 months
born to be a trophy wife, forced to say "ma'am, it's not cancer, it's just a cough"
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@uhohrooj
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3 years
I love love and I love people in love and this is most definitely my favourite thread on here after the jinn stories thread
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
as a man with a wife, why are u '😍' reacting to my stories????????
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
I love it when people don't text me back like yes, thank you for taking the burden of this conversation off my shoulders and not making ME feel like a horrible person for not texting back.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
vvv happy for my professor who's getting married because my girl truly, really, really needs to get laid.
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
ran after my child with a chappal, I've literally turned into my mom ffs
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
love it when 17 year olds flirt with me because yes ok cute now give me your dad's number
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
only having a sugardaddy can fix me now
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
I was properly yearning for the man yesterday and man's coming to Karachi tomorrow, literally tum sab das das dollars bhejo mujhe and I'll manifest stuff for you.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
If any sugardaddy with a findom kink wants to give me money (preferably euros, pounds or dollars) for valentine's day, pls dm.
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
flirting with someone hot and they're flirting back x10 more cheekily, this is great for my self esteem
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@uhohrooj
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8 months
literally me before I even get to work
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
I literally dropped two emails and a follow up WhatsApp text so you'd check them, what more do you want now for me to come over to your house and open it on your laptop?????
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@uhohrooj
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8 months
guys I pssp pssp-ed a cat today and she came to me so maybe life really isn't all that bad
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
between pms and actual periods and recovering from the horrible, excruciating pain, I barely get one or maybe two (if we're lucky) good weeks every month and you wonder why we're always so mad smh
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
parhna bhi nahi hai likn grades bhi A se neechay bardasht nahi hotay ajeeb maut hai
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
I saw the cute little pink bus today with lots of women and now I can't wait to try it out.
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
It's too early in the morning to be sad about the fact that I'm still stuck in this country.
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@uhohrooj
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11 months
I love being taken out (date not murder)
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
@ god pls I don't have money for therapy I can't be going crazy again
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
getting piercings and tattoos and cutting my hair and fighting a random stranger on the street in exchange for some serotonin smh why must I live like this
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
can't believe I have to say this early on a saturday morning but I flirt with literally everyone so if you take me seriously that seems a little like a you problem to me
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
meri bhi biwi hoti tou mera bhi roz subah uthnay ka koi maqsad hota zindagi mei uff
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
eman suleman could slit my throat and I would just politely say thank you.
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
I'm sorry but my entire personality now is being one of the cute girls that get cute eidi
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
where are all the filthy rich arab dudes who can be my sugardaddy, give me lots of money and then just leave me alone?????
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
this is lowkey so annoying ffs I'd rather kms than talk to someone early in the morning
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this or nothing <3
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@uhohrooj
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3 years
PSA: it's extremely hot now and wearing a deodorant won't kill you but not wearing one will certainly make the people around you wanna kill themselves
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@uhohrooj
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11 months
I talked about how I actually felt today instead of just being mad and projecting my anger and it felt kinda ok and didn't kill me so like yeah whatever communication helps blah blah
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
literally me praying for 900 crore Kuwaiti Dinar and a fully funded scholarship and a one way ticket out of this country at every iftaar
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@uhohrooj
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8 months
love how all inclusive shahrah e faisal is tbh subah subah ount bhi leisurely walk le sakta hai sab chillings hain no problem at all 👍👍👍👍👍👍
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
don't understand this man on bumble who has just decided to move back to pakistan and expand his family business and 'give back' to the country because my brother in christ, have you tried commuting through the tooti hui drigh road wali bridge post work everyday???????
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1 year
this really cute doctor in blue scrubs and unkempt stubble-ish in ziauddin kemari on 2nd floor micu please flirt with me I'm tryna feel something
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@uhohrooj
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8 months
parosi mulk in my mentions and dms so pressed about my sexual orientation it's so insanely funny
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1 year
@Asim_Iftikhar @champagne_lassi Likn aap ke baap, bhai, dost ahbaab, rishtedaar nahi hain apko sunanay ke liye??? Yunh sar e aam beech baazar ghairoun se zaleel hona apko acha lagta hai?
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
wdym go to work??? the world is literally burning and going to shit
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1 year
saw his story in literally 52 seconds of him posting it ajeeb chronically online behaviour hai yeh
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
literally so fucking angry, furious, mad, fumingggg with rage over something so ridiculously dumb smh liking a person is truly a disease
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
just realized baaqi ki saari zindagi roz subah subah uth ke kaam pe jana parega mujhe and now I'm mad again
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
men are so ugly ffs i swipe on bumble for 5 minutes aur mera dil kharab hojata hai
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
@ asim munir if you're so good at finding people and picking them up, pls bring me my 2017 crush back
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@uhohrooj
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1 year
took my little siblings for a play and it was literally the most wholesome experience and the play was also an absolute 10/10 banger too
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@uhohrooj
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2 years
also what is "I miss you"??? If you miss me so much, send me money so I can come fly out to see you ajeeb
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@KxmailSZ 🫡🫡🫡
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