Tyler Morrison
@tylermorrison1
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Standup Comedian, Roast of Ric Flair, Co-host of @FightStoriesPod @cottagecomedy - comedy special Pimp Daddy Available Now!
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New
#standupcomedy
“Pope Wants a Ceasefire” from my latest special available on YouTube - Comment/Subscribe/Share!
Tyler Morrison - Running Rampant
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@FightHaven
Oh hell ya and I don’t care if I get mauled by the rest of them, Pink hoodie is leaving in a body bag 😂
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Meek Mill feuding w/
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I guess we know what happened to Shorty’s birthday cake
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Rapper
#Tekashi69
could face life in prison which is nice cause we might finally get to see a mumble rapper complete a sentence.
#Tekashi6ix9ine
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71 dead after drinking home brew in Mozambique. Hear that hipsters? Theres a killer new craft beer in Mozambique you've gotta try
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@FightHaven
Not a sucker punch, just the first punch. Other guy was hands on, that’s enough to set it off!
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Lois Lane and Clark Kent form Comedy Duo called "Lois C.K."
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#betterbatmansuperman
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The Maine shooter is 40, how sad is that? Still trying to act like he’s in high school.
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As a kid I only knew Bob Saget from Full House & America’s Funniest Home videos. Squeaky-clean TV gigs. When I was 9 my uncle saw me watching AFV getting a real kick out of it. He was like “you know this guy’s actually a real filthy prick right?” I loved him ever since.
RIP Bob
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#OnlyOneThingCanSaveAmerica
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@the_ironsheik
will Make America Humble Again!
@TooFarTV
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My New
#StandUpComedy
Special “Tyler Morrison - Pimp Daddy” is available NOW free on on YouTube!
If you like my comedy please SHARE/SUBSCRIBE/COMMENT! Thanks to everyone who helped make this one happen & to everyone who checks it out
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#IfThe80sNeverStopped
Billy Joel would still be in questioning about that mysterious act of arson
@midnight
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Very excited to welcome our new daughter Madelyn Elizabeth Morrison! Both mom and baby are doing great!
http://t.co/ZjCxOh8rkL
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This DMX and Prince Philip collaboration gotta be called Brexit Wounds
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I think Harriet Tubman's perfect for the $20 bill, that's the same face I always make when I gotta give somebody one
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Harry and Meghan are leaving Canada for L.A. I give them 10 months tops before they're back here doing open mics again
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@TheSopranosClub
Going off memory she benefited fully from the family business and but always wanted to act like she was above it. Great character and actress though.
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If Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman at least those Kardashian girls will finally have a positive female role model to look up to
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Get U2 to put everything you want to buy on your Iphone for you
@midnight
#BetterShoppingTactics
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