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Founder @kinkbnb || Avid Sailor || The Most Interesting Man in San Francisco || Fractional CTO Consultant || sacred cows make the best burgers || Ⓐ
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If you are into San Francisco
#history
, I highly recommend the first part of my series America's Last Emperor - covering 1849-1859 in San Francisco.
#HistoricalFiction
#SanFrancisco
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Omg I figured it out.
ON THIS DAY he was time traveling in his own brain like Hodor from Game of Thrones.
CONVICTED FELON
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I just went down and confronted him during an interview with the chronicle
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The best thing to do despite my barely controlled rage (can ya hear it) was to just let the guy keep talking. The lack of empathy was apparent. I know exactly the difference between me and him - he considers unhoused people to be a nuisance, and I consider them to be neighbors.
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@SwiftOnSecurity
My mother was an ER nurse and when I got a motorcycle she asked me not to wear a helmet "so you will die instantly instead of slowly."
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I am pretty sure
@sfchronicle
isn't going to ask if spraying the homeless down with a hose is appropriate or not.
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I go to find out why Sofa Loren is trending and it's because it's JD Vance's drag name.
I'm allowed to make fun of bad drag, I'm from San Francisco. I don't make the rules.
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@alex_shephard
@Asher_Wolf
I actually know the person sockpuppeting this account and I am sure he asked for it to emphasize how arbitrary
@twitter
is about the blue checks.
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I just got off a zoom meeting with a commercial real estate agent and my impression of the San Francisco commercial real estate market at the moment is that it's an insane bloodbath that all the tech folks who invested in real estate are losing their shirts in.
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This is San Francisco right now in a Spiderman panel, just imagine the villain is a tech company.
http://t.co/BGHbhqDRFB
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"Worst Film" is trending and not one of the posts references Battlefield Earth which is astonishing.
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@TizzyEnt
@sf_mills
@LaceyBanis
@BrokeAssStuart
If you want to spread the word about North Beach Citizens, they were started by Francis Ford Coppola and do a lot for the homeless in our neighborhood. They probably see this lady all the time. I donate to them when I can.
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YIMBYS look at this kind of scene and want to evict everyone in every building you see so they can tear it all down and build seven story luxury towers. They are evil people.
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Dear
@PrimeVideo
, between streaming ads and you pimping hard for SOUND OF FREEDOM after the producer sexually assaulted that underage girl, I'm definitely canceling immediately.
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When a VC backed company doesn't want to follow rules, it feeds journalists this line about regulations that they swallow hook, line, and sinker. Bird recently pulled out of a LOT of cities for the same bogus reasons, they just don't want to admit they are mismanaged.
Exclusive: Bird, a scooter company with 1,500 electric vehicles in San Francisco, is giving up on the city, saying its fines, overly complicated regulations and poor communication are worse than any of the hundreds of cities it works in.
My latest column.
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The fact that these people have enough money to actually attempt to overthrow governments is a good reason to tax them into oblivion.
David Sacks and Elon are beyond reckless. Sacks is spreading unfounded rumors abt Biden. Elon responds by promoting a bloodthirsty Roman general. These ppl exploit the U.S. to become wildly rich, pay very little in taxes, then try to demolish America. GROSS
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Charles Manson is getting married and some people are worried that gay marriage is somehow degrading the institution.
#LOL
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Time to start dressing like this.
Fun fact: Jan. 1, 2022 is the exact date of the events in ZARDOZ.
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Just to be clear, Pfizer Pharma is not participating in Operation Warp Speed. You are thinking of Pfizer Total Landscaping.
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All you tech bros in this town argue in bad faith, and play the victim like this when you are called out. It's not about math or caring about your community. It's about buying elections and gaining power. If you cared about community you'd pay your fair share of taxes.
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Looking forward to finally seeing the full version of Jews in Space and Hitler on Ice.
The names you know. The history you don’t. History of the World Part II, a four night event, streaming March 6 on
@hulu
!
#HistoryOfTheWorldPart2
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@FrankConniff
One thing is for sure, the Ukrainian entertainment industry produces WAY better presidents than the US entertainment industry.
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You can write things in rust on a Cybertruck with a squirt bottle full of equal parts vinegar and hydrogen peroxide. Not that I advocate this.
I adore that the hype behind the Cybertruck's exterior was based on the wide misconception that stainless steel is impervious to rust.
It's *resistant* to rust, but only if it's cared for and cleaned regularly. Great for kitchenware, shit for a car.
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Just a little reminder that San Francisco has never been progressive - in the 80s DiFi declared this flyer pornographic, and a week after she took office the cops started harassing the punks at Mabuhay Gardens on Broadway and arrested the owner. Didn't happen under Moscone.
When Dianne Feinstein was San Francisco mayor in 1982, she vetoed a domestic partnership law
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Watching Salem's Lot in honor of David Soul today.
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@hacks4pancakes
Used to be a contest on USENET groups, to see how long you could keep a flamewar going. Best time was September, when all the new college accounts got made. I remember a guy causing a three month argument on rec.arts.startrek by claiming James T. Kirk's middle name was Terry.
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On this date in 1976 was the last time it snowed in San Francisco.
http://t.co/1g5QhVV6xW
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@Ohp_Sn
@sf_mills
@LaceyBanis
@BrokeAssStuart
She is not on drugs. She has a mental illness. I see her every day on the steps outside my apartment. I've given her food. Think about what would happen to you if you had a severe chemical imbalance and no family to speak of. You'd be in the same boat in SF.
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I don't understand why people who hate California move here.
The only thing techbros have for anything is hate. You can see it in every basement video Garry Tan releases and every tweet their paid shillers post.
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@Scott_Wiener
Scott, nobody ordinary banked there. You had to have $10 million to deposit before they even talked to you. Stop defending them.
Just remembering when SVB told us we couldn’t establish a line of credit because they only worked with companies that had atleast raised a 10mil series A.
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@blgtylr
@lemonsand
Literary scenes are what happens when people who should be writing aren't.
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@Julia_SCI
It looks like the ash I got from Mt. St. Helens back in the 80s. They gave it away at KFC in Georgia it was wild.
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@ManMadeMoon
I did when it came out, and because I hated my Bible belt high school I did a project on British music for a school fair using a presentation with that song running on a loop for four straight hours.
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@SFBoomLoop
But it's not random - we are looking at a building that some guy spent $6 million to turn into his "AI HQ" and we're going to get it for $2 million. He's reduced to living in this commercial space because he is losing everything. Good. Fuck tech bros with a rusty chainsaw.
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@jbouie
@GreatDismal
"The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature."
- US Code, Title 4, para 8-g
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@jambie61
@sf_mills
@LaceyBanis
@BrokeAssStuart
This is the agency I think he was referring to, it's North Beach Neighbors started by Francis Ford Coppola and about half a block from my apartment. They are overwhelmed. The steps here in front of my apartment are a magnet for homeless.
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@violin_tuner
@Scott_Wiener
His concern is for the people who donate the most to his campaign.
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So you are telling me that the murder victim that everyone described as having "boundless energy", the same dude who developed a really great way to pay your drug dealer, and the same dude who moved from San Francisco to Miami visited the apartment of a known cocaine dealer? Wow.
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@Matt_Volk
@Eugene_Lensky
@ChuckWendig
Yeah, consequences for the internet archive for pirating. People don't get that real libraries actually pay up to $80 per copy for books, so by calling themselves a library they put a price tag on what they were doing so damages could be calculated.
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Someone called the marina office last week complaining about me and trying to sabotage my living situation over the protest stuff and the harbormaster actually said "you mean that conference that docked here at our pier illegally?" and they hung up.
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He was bragging that the last six buildings he helped negotiate were bought for 50% or less of the asking price - and he was talking about $4 to $10 million buildings. OUCH is all I could think. People are losing $2 to $5 million at a time.
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@mycoliza
@defnotbeka
I went to see a Kurt Vonnegut lecture once titled "How You Can Get A Job Like Mine" and he got up and said "The title of this lecture is 'How You Can Get a Job Like Mine". Well, you can't, so I'm going to talk about whatever I want to now. " and he did.
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Walked the dog by the pyramid and now my question is how much overtime is
@SFPD
spending on a cop to watch the Foster-Gwin gallery full time instead of charging him like everyone wants? Once again the priorities are clear. Rich people come first.
@Londonbreed
@AaronPeskin
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@jonrog1
As someone who grew up in Atlanta, that was my first thought - "don't go near the lake, lake's haunted."
The second thought was that I am sad I know exactly what happened because after 12 years of living on a sailboat, I am an expert boat electrician. The magic is missing.
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If Garry Tan is a Democrat, why is the Bay Area GOP sponsoring his conferences and offering 25% off?
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When we say Garry Tan, David Sacks, and all their cronies are trying to ratfuck their way into power in San Francisco, this is what we mean.
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@MtnDewJitsu
@octoberesque
I can't believe nobody is stanning Dr. Smith from Lost in Space. This is the look I am giving everyone.
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I should have tagged
@KristianNairn
in this but I hope he doesn't give me side-eye for comparing Trump to Hodor.
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@alex_shephard
@Asher_Wolf
@Twitter
We're now going on about the semantics of "sockpuppet" vs parody and now I feel like I've been dressed down by Cormac McCarthy, thanks guys.
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@JGunlock
@SarahSaysWhatev
@davidfolkenflik
@GregCaseyMA
@QuilLawrence
There is no exception for federal law just because one family says so.
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"Libertarian" these days is bad faith camouflage for fascists. People like Peter Thiel who want a dictator at all costs. They do not want to "leave you alone." They want their boot on our necks, and Russia is encouraging it.
I've never understood the political fear of Libertarians.
"Sure, they're not in power now, but someday they might take over and... uh, leave you alone, I guess, since that's kind of their whole deal."
It's like being afraid of cats.
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The McDonalds across from Golden Gate Park where everyone used to buy drugs at is now affordable housing.
730 Stanyan is 100% affordable and looking great! Thank you for the 160 new homes, Dean Preston!
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@BadPostsLLC
@ARTofCOOP
How can I be normal about a guy whose balls are so massive that he can play Hava Nagila on a piano with them?
Who among us has not played "Hava Nagila" on a piano with their genitals on stage and then gone on to lead their country against a foreign invasion?
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@GreatDismal
@BevVincent
I met my last girlfriend because she thought I was homeless. I was cleaning my sailboat in old clothes and lost my wallet in the trash accidentally. I ended up searching a dumpster on the pier, I was inside that dumpster when she came up and offered me her food.
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Catching big fish in today's rage farming! Wondering when the last time someone drug tested this recipient of Garry Tan's money.
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@jonrosenberg
@Austin_Federa
@motocoaster
The US VC community since the 1990s turned from an innovation engine into an old world rent extraction scheme. European VCs are far more innovative and useful to society. Silicon Valley VC all needs to die.
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We made Erica Sandberg run while covering her ears so today is made. I wish I'd gotten video of that.
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Really disappointed this is not the Scary Terry that is trending.
Bitch.
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I am pleased to announce that I have figured out Lady Gaga. She's totally a Batman villain.
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@AssholeJustice
@sf_mills
@LaceyBanis
@BrokeAssStuart
I like to let people talk and hang themselves with their words. Unlike this dude I know the legal definition of assault.
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It's amazing to me that
@sfchronicle
is writing articles like this without mentioning the local tech fascists bringing
@heritage
to San Francisco and discussing how to implement
#Project2025
in San Francisco on September 4th and 5th at Fort Mason.
Project 2025, the far-right agenda intended for a second Donald Trump presidency, plans a “thermonuclear attack” on the internet. So why do some Silicon Valley execs prefer Donald Trump?
The Chronicle’s Raheem Hosseini breaks it down via the link below:
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A whole slew of cowardly anonymous accounts I muted have found this thread and it's hilarious.
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@SwiftOnSecurity
The place where I live contracted a company to set up paid internet service with a pay portal. They didn't use SSL on their signup page. They were fired when I presented the office with a spreadsheet of credit cards and names after the first month, including the head manager's.
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Me: "why is Bob's Big Boy trending?"
Twitter: hey look at this!
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The funny thing is nobody has to go after him to make him look like an unhinged lunatic. He broadcasts that all on his own with his Jim Jones style rants.
NEW: Garry Tan is uniquely suited for the chaos that comes with running Y Combinator & serving (unofficially) as San Francisco’s preeminent political pitbull.
And this is just the beginning.
“Every way they come after me, I’m going to go after them 10x.”
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@SwiftOnSecurity
A POWER boat. Sail boats have no such problem.
You are closer to the actual definition though. A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into,
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I just tackled a guy in a football jersey but the police didn't buy my excuse of "Look at how he was dressed, he was asking for it."
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It seems to me that a very real problem in San Francisco is that when people get busted for drugs and they are semi-clever con artists, they quickly figure out that literally anyone can start a nonprofit that gets money from the city for pre-trial diversion or other causes.
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@TizzyEnt
@sf_mills
@LaceyBanis
@BrokeAssStuart
If you want to spread the word about North Beach Citizens, they were started by Francis Ford Coppola and do a lot for the homeless in our neighborhood. They probably see this lady all the time. I donate to them when I can.
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