Karl Kaufman
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I help simplify stock market investing. Bestselling author & Forbes contributor. It's never too late to get started...
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Six months after I became a father, my dad, Richard Kaufman, passed away.
Of his many loves — his family, the Yankees, a perfectly executed prank — investing and the stock market were his daily passions.
He loved reading about, thinking about, talking about and teaching me
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@Culture_Crit
Hard to be fat when you’re waiting in line for bread during the Great Depression
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@RealKiefer
Sorry for your loss.
Such and incredible filmography, including Klute, Hunger Games, Don’t Look Now, Animal House, and especially M*A*S*H
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YOU have the power to control your financial destiny.
Learn. Read. Discover the key to making money.
Find a teacher within the pages of a book. The masters shared their secrets—it's up to you to take action.
You can learn enough in one weekend to change your life.
Start now.
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The curious mind embraces science;
the gifted and sensitive, the arts;
the practical, business;
the leftover becomes an economist.
― Nassim Nicholas Taleb (
@nntaleb
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Start investing in the stock market.
A little each month, gradually building over time.
Compounding returns while in your 20s & 30s is the secret to massive wealth later in life.
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"Make an image of a douchebag Wall Street guy in a Patagonia vest"
For every 10 likes, I'll make him douchier.
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5 types of investing styles:
• Day trading: Follow the charts
• Index Funds: Set it and forget it
• Value: Finding cheap, unloved stocks
• Dividend: Lovers of stable income streams unite!
• Growth: Stocks with high earnings growth potential
Where do you fit in?
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@Culture_Crit
It’s a cliche to say “They don’t make em like they used to,” but…
They don’t make em like they used to
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The first rule of a happy life is low expectations.
If you have unrealistic expectations you’re going to be miserable your whole life.
You want to have reasonable expectations and take life’s results good and bad as they happen with a certain amount of stoicism.
— Charlie
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Index funds won’t make you rich.
Sure, you may retire comfortably someday. But you definitely won’t have “F U” money.
Finding 2 or 3 quality stocks and riding them long term is a true path to generational wealth.
Yes, it takes a lot of work—but the payoff could be huge.
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If I had to start my investing journey over, here’s what I’d do:
• Get a mentor
• Read One Up on Wall Street
• Paper trade & practice owning stocks
• Research 5 stocks whose products I use
• Put some real money in a broker account
• Keep a journal to understand my thoughts
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@unusual_whales
Man, I was really looking forward to seeing Richard Scarry’s dream come to fruition
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“Church by the Sea” in Madeira Beach, FL
Anyone who says otherwise is a cuckoo!
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Want a simple trick to take your mind off your problems?
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It doesn’t cost anything, and it can instantly set your mind at ease.
I learned this trick from
@hubermanlab
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Amazing how they just copied the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, New Jersey
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With Buffett, it's always "watch what he does, not what he says."
So, even though he once called it "rat poison," Uncle Warren is secretly YOLOing into Bitcoin
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Bruce Springsteen called out my name, and the spotlight swung towards me.
18,000 strangers cheered as they saw me on the Jumbotron in the arena.
Blinded by the light, I dropped to one knee and tried not to drop the ring from my pocket…
Eight years ago today, I proposed to my
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The best part: they can all be read for free online thanks to Project Gutenberg
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A father win would be teaching your daughter what to do instead of her being dependent on you
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I always wished I could have drinks with Hemingway in 1920s Paris.
Maybe one day in the metaverse…
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I’d add the Western Wall in Jerusalem, the site of the First and Second Temples
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It’s better for your state of mind to live somewhere that’s aesthetically pleasing
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In 2018, I interviewed Tony Robbins for Forbes.
I asked him for his most significant takeaways from talking to legendary investors like Ray Dalio (
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Here's what he had to say:
The first one sounds basic, but it's a mistake that the
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I love Van Gogh’s “Landscape in Snow”
A little color to bring a glimmer of hope for spring
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In 1982, film star Paul Newman started his “Newman’s Own” company.
The idea sprung from an unlikely source:
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Bought a house last year with popcorn ceiling and can't wait to get it removed.
It's ugly, and some of it is peeling or bulging.
I would gladly stare at a smooth ceiling instead
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I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.
— William Blake
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