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My phone just called me a reckless slut
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There is a vas deferens between the word they used and what they meant
4 Years ago today, Taylor Swift looked urethral at the Golden Globe Awards.
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“I taught you the system so you could break the system.”
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"Are you wearing the Ar—"
"Article of Impeachment? Yeah I am"
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I can't believe the Met Gala is how we learned Nicki is anti-vaxx. Wild.
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I think it is so important that a Very Normal person has had this meteoric rise because she can so naturally call out the dangerous and antisocial behavior of fan culture. People have been acting like absolute freaks to celebrities for too long and they just take it.
Chappell Roan talks about the mistreatment she’s been receiving from fans:
“I don’t care that abuse and harassment and stalking is a normal thing to do to people who are famous or a little famous…That does not make it okay. That does not make it normal.”
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15 years from now you’re gonna be seeing this picture all over Twitter with “my gay awakening”
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J*rking off in the steam room with ash streaking down your forehead?? Okaaayyyy
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Even the illegal, underground warehouse party I go to once every other month or so just sent an email on best practices for avoiding COVID-19.
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The fact that they genuinely think DC is disproportionately googling the character Bowser is hilarious
Google Trends data used to determine every state's favorite Mario character
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What a bizarre, sincere, heartbreaking exchange on the only app more hellish than this one
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Gays: Wear a mask. Don’t you believe in science?
Also gays: I don’t care that you’re undetectable, I don’t sleep with poz guys.
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You’re telling me Diplo wouldn’t remember THESE??
Well, howdy 🤠 Everybody’s going WIGLOOSE for tonight’s extra-special guest judge,
@orvillepeck
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Watch on
@wowpresentsplus
worldwide (ex. USA, Canada, Australia) at 6:30PM PT +
@mtv
(USA) at 8/7c:
📸:
#AlbertSanchez
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Disney shorts when I was a kid: Lol, the bird is too heavy to stand on a power line.
Disney shorts today: What if we taught children about inherited trauma using raccoons?
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jorking orff next to each other is a perfectly normal and cute way to have seggs
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What's really unfair to her legacy is that her death should be a somber reflection on her amazing career, and instead it's marred by so many of us panicking that we're about to lose any semblance of balance in the highest court in the land for decades.
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My bf said I’m dressed like a slutty Laura Dern in Jurassic Park
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When you come out and your mom goes “but you had little crushes on girls growing up”
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@VictoriaAveyard
Careful not to watch the post-credit scene on Ant Man and the Wasp. Spoils Infinity War.
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I’m going to a wedding (derogatory) today
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“My son can’t be gay. He’s obsessed with women.”
The women:
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She threw the first brick 🥲
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We don’t take too kindly to ‘publicans round these parts
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@aguirreryan
IT’S EXISTENCE CAN ONLY BE USED AS A WEAPON AGAINST THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY omg I could scream 😤😤
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Happy Ru year!
For a little season 13 surprise, read the first word of all my recent tweets.
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i liek this one 🥺
Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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Sorry, but all Steve said was “25 years have passed and you probably did some stuff in that time.”
But cry, I guess.
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Sincere little thread, feel free to skip.
I overcame my greatest shame as an adult today. I finally paid off my credit card debt.
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The assignment was “the sprinkler, but make it sexy”
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@colormejorge
The Last of Us will not contain references to Mean Girls, but may contain references to The Princess Diaries.
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Goddammit I’m just trying to figure out what y’all are memeing
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She was probably going to go the entire election not endorsing either candidate and just encouraging people to vote, but this idiot is going to force her hand to explicitly endorse Kamala.
Trump shares fake AI-generated images of Taylor Swift and her fans to claim her endorsement:
“I accept!”
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You can tell it’s a musical because she has music notes on one of her rings
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My bf has deleted his twitter so I am officially unsupervised. If you thought I was a shameless monster before...
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Straight Roommate™ just walked in while I was watching Drag Race Vegas Revue.
SR: Why do I keep seeing this one?
Me: Who?
SR: The Britney one.
Me: Derrick Barry?
SR: I feel like I only ever see her getting eliminated from things and yet here she is.
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The most annoying thing about the “gay gay gay bathhouse 24-hour sex” comment from Biden is it suggests the existence of bathhouses was ever a legitimate reason for denying marriage. Nobody would ever argue straight people don’t deserve marriage because brothels exist.
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Barbie and Oppenheimer spotted getting drinks together at Hi Tops
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HOLY SHIT
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I just voted for a white, straight man for president for the first time in my life.
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I see a lot of rightwing accounts posting this to attack us, but I kinda thing this’d make a dope Pride shirt. Would buy.
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My gay coworker and I tried to "move, I'm gay" one another at the same time just now and it ripped open spacetime, creating a singularity that said, "I'm just a black hole, sir"
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I will not watch the last 4 episodes of The Circle right when they go live at midnight. I will not watch the last 4 episodes of The Circle right when they go live at midnight. I will not watch the last 4 episodes of The Circle right when they go live at midnight.
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Is it continually dawning on anyone else how absolutely surreal this is?
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It is with a heavy heart I must inform you that everyone in the steam room started jerking off together the second after you left.
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Lil Nas X coming out by essentially telling us we're all stupid for not noticing the rainbow in his album art is actually condescending and petty in a way that is VERY queer. We stan.
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Gays: Can you please just apologize?
Aaron Schock:
Gays: Seriously, before coming into our bars and parties, just apologize.
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Gays: It’s literally the least you could do.
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other gays: yaaaaaaasss qweeeen!!
me, an intellectual:
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Girlfriend, you are so done
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@JarettSays
Wouldn’t whichever one had to travel back in time warn the other that they’re going to get caught?
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I always forget my family has this creepy portrait in our home until I bring a new friend over and they're like "truly wtf is this?"
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Crazy to think that straight Americans think CRJ is a one-hit wonder. Can you imagine?
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Padamned if you do, padamned if you don’t
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Body by pizza (in club, 4K, EXCUSE ME ?!?! look)
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I do not support Pete Buttigieg.
But I get really annoyed when people say he's just a Republican. In 2019, Republicans cage kids. Saying both candidates are essentially the same is what kept people home from voting in 2016. He may be a centrist, but he is not the same as a Rep.
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Kudos to
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Some y’all 🚬s really are just in a different world, huh?
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As a compound modifier, “wet-ass” should be hyphenated.
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The only Fire Island I’m seeing this summer
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Gays don't deserve rights
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The first two grafs of this Wired piece in Elon’s Neuralink monkeys should be grounds for prosecution alone. My chest is tight reading this.
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If I buy these shorts, I will not suddenly have this ass. If I buy these shorts, I will not suddenly have this ass. If I buy these shorts, I will not suddenly have this ass.
*add to cart*
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I recently changed rooms in my condo and have discovered the most generous and kind light in my home.
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Cinnamon roll in a waffle press: game. changer.
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It really is like
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I hear I’m prettier when I smile
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My bf has spent 7 years nurturing this plant hoping one day it would blossom (which it only does once a year — it’s a relative of that super rare plant from Crazy Rich Asians) and this year it finally bloomed and is stunning. I’m so proud of them.
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A snarky (coupled, monogamous) friend over the weekend asked “So how does one get two boyfriends?”
I replied “Be extremely attractive and charming.” I don’t know what he expected me to say.
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Florals for spring? Groundbreaking
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Straight Roommate™ has finally muted me on Twitter. I think his exact words were, "I support you. I would never want your content to change. I just don't think I need to see it."
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Raw. Grilled. Caramelized. Pickled. Top of her class in every form. None of the girlies do it like onion.
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Trainer: What's your fitness goal?
Me: For someone to use my photos to catfish other people on dating apps.
Trainer:
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This is Animal Crossing music
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