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@Suhelseth

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@Suhelseth
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Have sales of Burnol spiked today?
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Arrest the leaders of those Farmer Groups that have gone rogue. Where the hell is Yogendra Yadav?
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So in Mumbai, ‘tu’ is an abuse and ‘haramkhor aka naughty’ is what drips off an angelic tongue! How many self goals will the dolts score? @KanganaTeam needs to do nothing because when someone is so stupid, you must allow them to complete the circle of life.
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Just wanted to know: has the Indian Cricket Team ever gone down on its knees for Kashmiri Pandits?
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One Indian leader has been invited to join the club of G 7. Another Indian leader is at a nightclub. The story of two Indias.
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The good thing about many people returning their PADMAs is they never deserved them in the first place!
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Can we please stop saying tribal President? She’s India’s President. President of the Republic of India. Simple.
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Well done @AmitShah
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No death in our biggest COVID hospital LNJP yesterday
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Ironic as it may be, the Mumbai Police has just contributed to a massive increase in the TRPs of @republic 😜
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Mukul Rohatgi, India’s former Attorney General and one of India’s foremost lawyers, refuses to appear for Tik Tok against the Union of India. Stellar decision...
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That day isn’t far when cricketers and random folks will advise ISRO on how to launch rockets and Sanjay Raut on how to acquire a brain. The way some of these dolts preach, makes me feel they belong to the Vatican and not here.
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You have to hand it to @narendramodi : gone are the days when a cosy cabal would play pass-the-parcel with Padma awards. Family members would determine which year who would get which category of award. Today that cabal is in shreds and the meritorious are being honoured.
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There is perhaps no other nation in the world that has taken such exemplary care of its citizens stranded overseas thanks to the virus. This says a lot about who we really are. Kudos to @narendramodi , @DrSJaishankar and the magnificent doctors and airlines for this!
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Thank you @narendramodi and @adgpi for an inspiring farewell to General Rawat and his fellow brave-hearts. As also to Mrs Rawat. A nation that doesn’t respect its armed forces isn’t a nation at all.
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बेगानी शादी में योगेन्द्र दीवाना
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You have to hand it to @narendramodi : he has totally transformed the racket that the #PadmaAwards were, for ages in our country. Now the unsung and the TRULY talented get what was the preserve of those who ‘knew’ the right people. Kudos.
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The Bharat Bandh is about as successful as Rahul’s political career presently. If they had announced a Bangkok Bandh, they’d have met with greater success.
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Singapore is a small country with a large heart. America is a large country with a puny heart. Thank you @leehsienloong And we shall forgive you your pettiness @JoeBiden @POTUS : we are from the land of Gandhi. Mahatma Gandhi that is.
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Mumbai is handling COVID better because: A/. The CM is at work. Not on TV B/. He has experts advising him C/. He has officers who are competent D/. He speaks after he does. Not the other way round E/. He takes citizens into confidence
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XI JING PING IS A NAUGHTY BOY. HE IS REALLY A VERY VERY NAUGHTY BOY. HE AND HIS ENTIRE TEAM ARE NAUGHTY. THEY WERE BORN NAUGHTY AND THEY WILL DIE NAUGHTY. NAUGHTY XI.
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I think Rahul hates the Congress more than the BJP does.
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Why does Rahul Gandhi have a problem for every solution?
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The serious decline in the value of the Indian rupee is truly worrying. Rs 12 crores is now equal to only US $ 20,000. Urgent steps need to be taken. #AyubEconomica
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One needs to give credit where it is due. India is handling the coronavirus issue with far greater sagacity and firmness than ALMOST all countries. Our airports are better equipped and far more efficient than most. Kudos to @narendramodi @drharshvardhan and @HardeepSPuri
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Are the Communists deeply unhappy with the Budget? If they are, it means it’s a good budget. Those scoundrels have a problem for every solution. Bloody malt drinking leftists who want people to have Duke’s soda by itself.
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Why has no Government ever thought of conferring the Bharat Ratna on Field Marshal Sam Maneskhaw? He was and remains an Indian icon.
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Truth be told. Uddhav makes Rahul look so bright and statesman like.
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Well done and well deserved @Tejasvi_Surya : at least one party has really young people heading the Youth Wing😜
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The one thing that @narendramodi has achieved is he has made all the folks in the Congress publicly Hindu. Earlier they were public secularists and closet Hindus. All that has changed now!
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The difference between the Congress and the BJP is that the Congress can communicate everything whilst doing nothing. And the BJP can’t communicate anything on everything they do. Ironic. But true.
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Gateway of Bharat. Made in Bharat. Bharat Cricket Team. Bharat Rope Trick. Bharat National Congress. Let’s add some more…
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Ind vs Pak - 151 Ind vs Nzl - 111 Cricket khelne gaye hain ya shaadi mein shagun daalne.. 🤣🤣🤣
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Thank you Prime Minister @narendramodi for uniting Indians in care and gratitude. 🙏
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The 10-minute delivery offer from @zomato is both dangerous and unnecessary: more than anything, it will endanger the lives of both riders as also people on roads and so something best avoided. No one is in such a rush or such an idiot to decide what to eat only 10 mins before!
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Has @Malala said anything about the Taliban yet?
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Narendra Modi should pray for two things! One: that the virus disappears from our lives and Two: that Rahul Gandhi keeps addressing press conferences. The former will save the nation. The latter will save the BJP. 😉
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After listening to Narendra Modi on Ghulam Nabi Azad, many in the Congress must be wishing for an early retirement😉
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ONE NATION. ONE TASK. NO GOING OUT WITHOUT A MASK. Kindly retweet...
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The Thackerays today have paved the way for @KanganaTeam to storm their citadel. When you have advisors like Naughty Boy, intellectual innocence becomes your birthmark. As we would say in Punjabi: Siyaapa Mol Liya Hai.
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Having known Arnab for over 22 years, you may disagree with his opinion but you can never cast aspersions on his integrity: of that, one is clear!
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I would favour additional charge to @nitin_gadkari of the Health Ministry
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You have to grant this to @narendramodi : no one has done more for Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose’s memory and rekindled his contribution to our country than Modi has. Call it what you may, but the undeniable truth is many in the past almost denied his very existence.
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Who is Nadda? Let them shoot me! I will stand on one side and the whole nation can stand on the other. I woke up this morning in the middle of the night. I can make gold out of potatoes. The Congress is blessed to have a man of such wisdom. May his tribe increase.
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The difference between China and India. China gives the world a virus. We give the world a vaccine. One is a rogue state and the other is bound by decency and compassion.
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Stick to Jadavpur University and you will never go wrong.
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Won’t it be ironic? If Nandigram says TATA to @MamataOfficial ?
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It may sound like hyperbole. But India needs a helmsman like @Naveen_Odisha : be it a calamity or COVID: he manages it with elan and without any surround sound or heroics. Deeds always score over words.
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Dear Prime Minister @narendramodi , Milkha Singh defied all odds to become the sportsman he did. He remained an inspiration to billions of Indians. His family and he are the epitome of what India stands for. MILKHA SINGH DESERVES TO GET THE BHARAT RATNA. Because he truly was.
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Reprehensible and Abominable. That's what the BMC's actions against @KanganaTeam are. Sad that Government bodies are behaving in this manner. And can someone tell us how many illegal buildings exist in Mumbai, that have never been touched?
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Arvind Kejriwal has a problem for every solution.
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One solution for the Congress party is to actually establish their own village. One village. Stock it with Congress people. Then have a mock election and win the damn thing. And then tell the world that Rahul Gandhi wins elections too!
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By the way, asking again, has anyone seen Navjot Singh Sidhu?
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Hello @mybmc : did any work today? And illegal drives? Any contraventions of High Court orders or been busy doing what you do best? Which is nothing! Dolts.
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For all those commenting on the manner in which @Naveen_Odisha handles things: you need to remember refinement and class bring added value. As does a decent education and a high level of reading. Hence he is different…
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The difference between that rogue Xi Jing Ping is Xi can barely go to the loo while @narendramodi is now at Leh. Whatever you migh say about Modi, motivation of troops and his willingness to engage is beyond any doubt. Great step by Modi and shame on the Chinese Virus Xi.
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बेगानी शादी में योगेन्द्र दीवाना
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Don’t be shocked if Ghulam Nabi Azad is President one day. Not of the Congress. But of the Republic.
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All the idiots demanding the resignation of @AshwiniVaishnaw think again. He’s an outstanding professional and a boon to the Government. Think of his achievements rather than indulging in vulturism. Don’t go by what happened in the past since we live in the present. Vaishnaw at
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Take a bow @nsitharaman and @narendramodi : an absolutely GLORIOUS Budget! Truly brilliant!
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The folks @Harvard must be confused. The University has given the world 161 Nobel Laureates and yet they are in the news for a job they didn't give.
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So all you Western Media jokers: have the grace to give India some credit. We are doing a much better job than all you dolts in managing Covid-19. Have the decency to acknowledge this. You don’t fall in stature if you praise the efforts of 1.3 billion people. Grow the f*$# up!
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By the way, has anyone seen Navjot Singh Sidhu?
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Has anyone seen Mayawati or Mulayam Singh?
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Airtel in Goa is like Rahul in politics: around but not effective.
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British Bullshitting Corporation. Also known as the @BBC
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In many ways, India has not been a secular country. More often than not it’s been anti-Hindu. Personal laws; cultural moorings are allowed for everyone but if there are exceptions made for Hindus, then it’s communal. Have never understood why the Courts haven’t addressed this?
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The hypocrisy with which political leaders embraced religion in the public domain is now gone. As it should be. Time after time, @narendramodi is proving to the world that he is not apologetic about being a Hindu. Or worshipping publicly. Just like Bible-carrying US Presidents.
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Whether the BJP does or not, @KanganaTeam will surely bring the Shiv Sena down given the stupidity of the Sena’s utterances and deeds. Sanjay Raut doesn’t have the intellectual heft but he should remember Congreve (not Shakespeare) “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”.
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Dumped @zoom_us and opted for Jio Meet from @reliancejio and have to say the user interface and ease of meeting is just brilliant. India is slowly and surely showing the world the way! Well done team @reliancejio : more power to more apps! @narendramodi @rsprasad @PiyushGoyal
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My Onam Lunch...at home...the perfect Sadhya...
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Something is dangerously wrong with the Government in Delhi. Malls are open. Schools are shut. Markets are open and parks are shut. Who advises these dolts?
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The remarkable thing about @AnilDeshmukhNCP is his mastery of mathematics and his knowledge of dance bars and hookah bars. Given his prowess over research he may as well join Ashoka University since so many are departing.
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Yet again @narendramodi pulls off what very few could have guessed. In Draupadi Murmu, the nation has recalibrated and replaced entitlement with merit and honour. Am sure she will make a great President of the Republic.
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There are two Indias. One which had a transport strike according to the @nytimes and one which didn’t 😜
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Trust me, if world leaders do not castigate Xi Jing Ping and his evil regime, they will do themselves no justice! It’s time to call this rogue of a leader for what he really is. A despotic scoundrel. Who has caused unimaginable harm to the entire world.
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Staying the three Farm Laws is a dangerous precedent. A very dangerous one as it makes the Legislature powerless and ineffective. In many ways, the supremacy of Parliament has been questioned and rendered spineless.
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Why doesn’t the Congress have a toolkit to win elections?
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Ideal situation is to cancel the Republic Day Parade! But if you can’t then invite a representative Group of Doctors / Nurses / Paramedics and make them the CHIEF GUESTS. Let all of India salute them as we should. @narendramodi
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There must be something truly rotten in some people. Bitter and unhappy even when things are made to happen! What makes us this way? The Kashi Corridor is progress. Why can’t we stomach that? Why must we find fault with every damn thing? Give people credit when they deserve it!
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Now that Ayodhya too has been addressed, what next?
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As @rashtrapatibhvn prepares to demit office, we must recognise the innate decency and grace with which he conducted himself and brought a certain elegance to the highest office of the land. A nation in gratitude to President Kovind. 🙏
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I woke up this morning at night to see HIS video.
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You might also wish us Happy Vaisakhi, Ugadi, Navratri, and tomorrow, Vishu too. Since India IS one of your biggest markets. May God bless you.
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Wishing a safe and peaceful month of Ramadan to all those observing around the world. Ramadan Mubarak!
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I am unable to understand the enduring intellect of Rahul. If there’s no democracy in India (by logical inference Parliament is a sham) then why is he drawing a salary as an MP and living in MP accommodation? You can’t have partial pregnancy.
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When can we expect a Uniform Civil Code?
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TMC is hiring more people than Infosys.
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Navneet Kalra had more oxygen capacity than the Delhi Government it seems.
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A suggestion from someone: rename Shantipath in Delhi (on which the Chinese Embassy is situated) as the Dalai Lama Path. Every time the Chinese rogues have to write their Embassy address, they shall look back in anger (apologies to Osborne)...
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Without a shadow of doubt, @nitin_gadkari is unarguably India’s best Union Cabinet Minister. Always on overdrive. Never on oversight. 😉
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I wonder what the Supreme Court will say tomorrow?
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To hell with propriety, the President of India should dismiss CHANNI’s Government only to send the signal that you can’t mess with the security of the Prime Minister of India no matter how much you detest him and / or his politics. It’s the office you are playing with!
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The Indian Railways has done a lot of work over the last few years; passenger facilities have been upgraded; experiential travel has happened and more and more routes have been added. And without a doubt @PiyushGoyal has led from the front. I wonder why our media is silent?
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The march, protests and subsequent comments by @Tejasvi_Surya in Calcutta should give hope to the @BJP4India : for the first time one senses a real challenge to the existing regime in Bengal and @Tejasvi_Surya has made a formidable beginning...
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#Petrol not Patrol.
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Hurrah... finally found something where India is ahead of neighbouring countries #patrolprices #India
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Narendra Modi goes to AIIMS. No one knows. He takes a jab. No one knows. Then HE tweets about it. And all of a sudden everyone says Breaking News. Is there a jab for lunacy? 😜
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You have to hand it to the kind people of Chandigarh. The CM waits for the accident. The accident then happens. Then the accident victim waits for the CM. The CM arrives and then they all leave and go their respective ways. Planned to the hilt and with such civility!
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President Xi of China needs to be declared a war criminal for his miserable handling (and deceitful and non-transparent methods) of the Coronavirus issue. China cannot be allowed to get away with what they have unleashed on all human kind. And this is not being racist. Just real.
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Chalo. Now the Communists are smuggling gold. Evolution.
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The Delhi situation today: we have common Indians helping. We have the Army stepping in. We have doctors and hospitals. We have Courts stepping in. We have great samaritans. Why do we need a Government then? Actually we don’t have one. It exists only in name. This is it.
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The one person who has worked tirelessly for this Government is Rahul. And yet again he is being overlooked for a Cabinet position.
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