If i state that keir starmer is a great prime minister doing a fantastic job and cares passionately about the people of the uk and has our best interests at heart,is that misinformation
Fk me,joey barton is taking aim at everybody.lets be honest,most of the cnuts deserve it.I might go out to get the popcorn and drinks in.This shit is getting good 🤣
Tories are blue and labour are red.
It's just an illusion,they share the same bed.
I wont be voting,it's all just a farce
When all said and done,two cheeks same arse
I sometimes wonder if there's a parallel universe/alternative reality thats not run by evil psychopaths and corrupt governments.A place where there's no wars,no tyranny and people just live in harmony.If there is such a place,does anyone know how to get there
Were you ever brave enough to run the supermarket covid gauntlet by attempting to ignore the floor stickers and travel in the wrong direction.i almost made it to the baked beans once before being stopped by a petrified double masked karen and her swinging handbag 🤣🤡
So they want men to go out and put their bodies on the line and risk their lives.They do realise that a big proportion of these brave warriors walked around in masks,got jabbed up to the eyeballs and shit their pants over a cold.Good luck with the recruitment 🤣
🎶🎶 shove your 15 minute cities up your arse 👏👏
shove your 15 minute cities up your arse 👏👏 you are trying to control us,lock us down within your borders....shove your 15 minute cities up your arse 👏👏
@Lordflashh3art
Been on holiday many times with my two boys when they were young and would never have left them on their own in a million years.the thought would never even cross my mind
Been at work since 6 am with the radio on and every half an hour news slot has been fecking covid bollocks.seems like they're really ramping it up.turned it off in the end,i really can't be doing with it
My apologies for the lack of replies.I'ts been a really tough couple of days.I won't go into detail but my beautiful and very brave wife has just undergone major surgery.All went really well and she's doing great.All positive vibes appreciated ❤️
I find it amazing that after all that's happened in the last fews years,people still say to me "The government wouldn't do that"
They would,they did and they will
Seems that we have a new 'hero' in robbie williams.yet another jabbed up celeb to become a member of the back peddling bandwagon club.too little too late..
and through it all you offered no protection,promoted that injection...which we all know was wrong.
you're no 'angel'
If you want to see mass stockholm syndrome,visit any polling station on (s)election day and watch as hoards of people vote for the very same bastards who backed lockdowns,pushed the clot shot and ruined lives.
Loving the weather.apparently its meant to be nice all week.i wonder if i could get away with ringing work to inform them that im suffering from long concrete and can't make it in 🤣🤣
I'm getting seriously worried about this new strain of bird flu.Does anybody know where i can get a rooster shot and if there's any decent tweetments available.
No,you piss off 🤣
When are we actually going to see some fecking sun.I mean proper sun and not the odd half an hour here and there when it manages to break through all the plane jizz.We could all do with a good dose of vitamin d
I love seeing a child's face when money falls from their birthday card,how grateful a homeless guy is when you tip him a quid for a coffee or helping out a busker who spends their day entertaining people.i love cash and i want to keep it
Good news then for all the ukraine flag shaggers.Its the moment you've all been waiting that it's been announced that foreigners are allowed to join ukraines national guard,you can stop the virtue signalling and get out there on the front line asap
Stayed tuned folks,its just a few short days i will be dropping the biggest truth bomb that will blow everything wide open.for the time being just give me lots of views and likes and i'll be happy to string you along
i think that's how it works anyway 🤔🤪
Maybe council tax payments should be customer satisfaction/performance related.Road maintenance is shocking,the police are useless so i'll give them £20 per month for emptying my bins,minus a fiver for every time they're late.
Some of you are far too young to have experienced the joys of earning £26 per week on a yts scheme and giving £10 of it to your mum.yes,i had a whole £16 to spend on myself 🤣🤣
A schoolgirl has been stabbed to death and this country is in a fking state so excuse me for not giving a shit about lawrence fox and ava santinas bit of theatre.
R.i.p young lady 🙏
Don't you just love it when a whole nation comes together and says a collective 'fuck you'
Well done ireland and in particular my irish friends and followers 👍👊
The wife is now out of high dependency and back on the ward.All the signs are good and she's getting stronger.I'm just waiting for her to start calling me a knob head and then i'll know she's completely back in the room 😀
You really couldn't make it up.a vaccine so brilliant and effective that the recipients of the nobel prize receive the award wearing face nappies and they tell us to 'trust the science'.what an absolute clown show and utter piss take 🤡
Let me make this clear.
I do not support wars
I despise the fact that my taxes help to fund it
My thoughts are always with the innocent civilians
Fk sunak and all the rest of the warmongering cunts
I know this tweet may cause a bit of hate and division but i'm never afraid to address the important topics.
Where do you stand when it comes to mince pies...pro or anti 😋
Teaching a four year old about masturbation is as sick as it gets for me and anybody who thinks otherwise or defends the WHO are just as sick and enabling the can fk right off if you think im letting my grandson be a part of this shit
heart attacks = baffled
myocarditis =baffled
blood clots = baffled
fertility problems =baffled
bells palsy =baffled
compromised immune system =baffled
young fit and healthy =baffled
died suddenly =baffled
me = not 'baffled'
It's 2 years today since my beautiful dad passed away and not a day goes by that i don't think about him.I will be raising a glass or two tonight in his honour.
RIP big guy 🍻❤️
I wouldn't like to be anywhere near Kate garraway this morning.Apparently she's absolutely fuming with charlie boy for stealing her thunder with what looks like a perfectly timed cancer diagnosis.There's coincidences and then there's coincidences.Even the sheep must see that
Thousands of excess deaths,cancers,heart problems in the young and weakened immune systems and the best they can come up with is 'baffled'.they really do think we're all idiots
I do not agree with Tony Blair on much but he has led the debate on vaccinations well.
Put him in charge of the vaccine programme and let's have a government of all the talents to end this unmitigated disaster.
Is there a new superstore open named 'placards r us'
Where the fk are all these signs coming from.There seems to be thousands of them at these protests
Nobody is gonna stop me from eating red meat.infact,i'm gonna go out over the weekend and treat myself to the biggest piece of ribeye i can find and enjoy every last morsel.i might even do my happy dance around the kitchen while it's cooking 🤣😋
I know it's only a small difference so far but does anyone else find that the nights starting to draw out makes everything feel slightly better.knowing that spring is just around the corner gives me a good positive vibe 😁👍
Are we being played on a grand scale
Problem..open borders and mass immigration.
Reaction..tension,division and anger =riots
Solution..Introduce new draconian laws,because when people can't see a way out,they're more likely to accept and comply
@TheJulesMcC
What i find really depressing is the fact that after all this time and everything we now know,the majority of people have learnt nothing and would do it all over again if the tv told them to
What's been made abundantly clear to me this week after the propaganda piece 'breathtaking' is the amount of people that cannot separate fact from fiction.
Just to be clear to the people at the back 'ITS A TV PROGRAMME'...programming being the operative word.Get it
Every single time i hear of somebody being ill i automatically think of the the vax.of course im not stupid and realise that people get ill all the time but if it wasn't for the dangerous,risky and inadequately tested shit,then i wouldn't have to think that way
Have i actually just read a post from that big mouth jab pusher carole malone admitting that the vax was new and untested.This was the biggest reason people were reluctant to take it.what a moron