smithy69
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music loving,truth seeking cuntibollocks,sceptical good guy and comedy genius,in my own head.Dont believe the hype,the government are rats ✌😎🥁🎶
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My sister just sent me this from spain.having a great time and nobody has boiled to death yet
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Whatever you think of joey barton,seeing him call Jeremy vile a bike nonce will do for me 🤣🤣
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If i state that keir starmer is a great prime minister doing a fantastic job and cares passionately about the people of the uk and has our best interests at heart,is that misinformation
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Treating the missus to a nice italian tonight.She doesn't like me posting pics but i think she looks fking gorgeous 🍻
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Instead of putting the clocks forward this weekend,i'm putting mine back to the 80's or 90's.Who fancies coming
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You cannot tell me that these 'MEN' aren't mentally ill
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The pork force 🤣
What a shocking advertisement for any police force. They are so fat they couldn’t run for a bus far less chase a criminal.
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Well that's just ruined my plans for friday night 🤣🤣
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Fk me,joey barton is taking aim at everybody.lets be honest,most of the cnuts deserve it.I might go out to get the popcorn and drinks in.This shit is getting good 🤣
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The irony of this jab pushing twat taking part in a 'pantomime'
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Tories are blue and labour are red.
It's just an illusion,they share the same bed.
I wont be voting,it's all just a farce
When all said and done,two cheeks same arse
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I sometimes wonder if there's a parallel universe/alternative reality thats not run by evil psychopaths and corrupt governments.A place where there's no wars,no tyranny and people just live in harmony.If there is such a place,does anyone know how to get there
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Lorraine Kelly can't say shit about anybody,i've seen her fanny 🤣🤣
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Were you ever brave enough to run the supermarket covid gauntlet by attempting to ignore the floor stickers and travel in the wrong direction.i almost made it to the baked beans once before being stopped by a petrified double masked karen and her swinging handbag 🤣🤡
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So they want men to go out and put their bodies on the line and risk their lives.They do realise that a big proportion of these brave warriors walked around in masks,got jabbed up to the eyeballs and shit their pants over a cold.Good luck with the recruitment 🤣
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Here's a thought folks.
philip schofield is often described as a national treasure.
so was jimmy savile at one point 🤔
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🎶🎶 shove your 15 minute cities up your arse 👏👏
shove your 15 minute cities up your arse 👏👏 you are trying to control us,lock us down within your borders....shove your 15 minute cities up your arse 👏👏
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@Lordflashh3art
Been on holiday many times with my two boys when they were young and would never have left them on their own in a million years.the thought would never even cross my mind
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Been at work since 6 am with the radio on and every half an hour news slot has been fecking covid bollocks.seems like they're really ramping it up.turned it off in the end,i really can't be doing with it
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My apologies for the lack of replies.I'ts been a really tough couple of days.I won't go into detail but my beautiful and very brave wife has just undergone major surgery.All went really well and she's doing great.All positive vibes appreciated ❤️
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Reports coming out that suggest the assault on wayne lineker was racially motivated on account of his brother being black
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I find it amazing that after all that's happened in the last fews years,people still say to me "The government wouldn't do that"
They would,they did and they will
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Seems that we have a new 'hero' in robbie williams.yet another jabbed up celeb to become a member of the back peddling bandwagon club.too little too late..
and through it all you offered no protection,promoted that injection...which we all know was wrong.
you're no 'angel'
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Good morning folks.
Are my eyes deceiving me or is that a clear sky for a change.A very welcome sight.
Have a great day all 😀😎
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A simple timeline cleanse
just a little boy without a care in the world 😁
my little man 🥰
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If you want to see mass stockholm syndrome,visit any polling station on (s)election day and watch as hoards of people vote for the very same bastards who backed lockdowns,pushed the clot shot and ruined lives.
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Loving the weather.apparently its meant to be nice all week.i wonder if i could get away with ringing work to inform them that im suffering from long concrete and can't make it in 🤣🤣
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I'm getting seriously worried about this new strain of bird flu.Does anybody know where i can get a rooster shot and if there's any decent tweetments available.
No,you piss off 🤣
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When are we actually going to see some fecking sun.I mean proper sun and not the odd half an hour here and there when it manages to break through all the plane jizz.We could all do with a good dose of vitamin d
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I love seeing a child's face when money falls from their birthday card,how grateful a homeless guy is when you tip him a quid for a coffee or helping out a busker who spends their day entertaining people.i love cash and i want to keep it
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Good news then for all the ukraine flag shaggers.Its the moment you've all been waiting that it's been announced that foreigners are allowed to join ukraines national guard,you can stop the virtue signalling and get out there on the front line asap
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Stayed tuned folks,its just a few short days i will be dropping the biggest truth bomb that will blow everything wide open.for the time being just give me lots of views and likes and i'll be happy to string you along
i think that's how it works anyway 🤔🤪
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Question of the day.
Wtf does my council tax actually pay for.From what i can tell,we're being seriously robbed
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Maybe council tax payments should be customer satisfaction/performance related.Road maintenance is shocking,the police are useless so i'll give them £20 per month for emptying my bins,minus a fiver for every time they're late.
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Some of you are far too young to have experienced the joys of earning £26 per week on a yts scheme and giving £10 of it to your mum.yes,i had a whole £16 to spend on myself 🤣🤣
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The acid attacker has been described as a man so that should narrow it down
Be on the lookout for a man.If you see a man please be careful
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When you just get in from work at the little man wants your attention immediately 🥰
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A schoolgirl has been stabbed to death and this country is in a fking state so excuse me for not giving a shit about lawrence fox and ava santinas bit of theatre.
R.i.p young lady 🙏
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Don't you just love it when a whole nation comes together and says a collective 'fuck you'
Well done ireland and in particular my irish friends and followers 👍👊
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How many people will be watching 'breathtaking',be taken in all over again and rushing to get the pots and pans back out.
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The wife is now out of high dependency and back on the ward.All the signs are good and she's getting stronger.I'm just waiting for her to start calling me a knob head and then i'll know she's completely back in the room 😀
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What my mum lacks in height she makes up for with a huge heart and a tongue as sharp as a razor.legend 🍻❤️
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You really couldn't make it up.a vaccine so brilliant and effective that the recipients of the nobel prize receive the award wearing face nappies and they tell us to 'trust the science'.what an absolute clown show and utter piss take 🤡
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Family is everything to me and i couldn't wish for better son's than these two.
Very proud 👊❤️
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Let me make this clear.
I do not support wars
I despise the fact that my taxes help to fund it
My thoughts are always with the innocent civilians
Fk sunak and all the rest of the warmongering cunts
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I know this tweet may cause a bit of hate and division but i'm never afraid to address the important topics.
Where do you stand when it comes to mince pies...pro or anti 😋
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Well if that was the hottest June on record,then i'm the Queen of sheeba.Surely nobody believes this rubbish.They are becoming a laughing stock
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remember when all the pubs and restaurants closed at 10pm because thats when the virus came out to play 🤪
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I'm sorry but if you're still posting pictures of positive convid tests then you're either on the wind up or not playing with a full deck 🤡🤪
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Teaching a four year old about masturbation is as sick as it gets for me and anybody who thinks otherwise or defends the WHO are just as sick and enabling the can fk right off if you think im letting my grandson be a part of this shit
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One of my earliest memories.
Me and dad at the seaside.Check out the 70's outfits 😀❤️
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heart attacks = baffled
myocarditis =baffled
blood clots = baffled
fertility problems =baffled
bells palsy =baffled
compromised immune system =baffled
young fit and healthy =baffled
died suddenly =baffled
me = not 'baffled'
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It would have been this wonderful ladies 60th birthday today.thank you for the memories caroline ❤️
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It's 2 years today since my beautiful dad passed away and not a day goes by that i don't think about him.I will be raising a glass or two tonight in his honour.
RIP big guy 🍻❤️
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I wouldn't like to be anywhere near Kate garraway this morning.Apparently she's absolutely fuming with charlie boy for stealing her thunder with what looks like a perfectly timed cancer diagnosis.There's coincidences and then there's coincidences.Even the sheep must see that
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Off out on the town and raising a glass to my dad.
Cheers guys,this one's for you big guy 🍻❤️
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Thousands of excess deaths,cancers,heart problems in the young and weakened immune systems and the best they can come up with is 'baffled'.they really do think we're all idiots
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How easily people forget.Always keep the receipts
I do not agree with Tony Blair on much but he has led the debate on vaccinations well.
Put him in charge of the vaccine programme and let's have a government of all the talents to end this unmitigated disaster.
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Is there a new superstore open named 'placards r us'
Where the fk are all these signs coming from.There seems to be thousands of them at these protests
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So greta gets arrested
or was it just a stunt
that little climate goblin
annoying little cunt 🤣
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Nobody is gonna stop me from eating red meat.infact,i'm gonna go out over the weekend and treat myself to the biggest piece of ribeye i can find and enjoy every last morsel.i might even do my happy dance around the kitchen while it's cooking 🤣😋
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I know it's only a small difference so far but does anyone else find that the nights starting to draw out makes everything feel slightly better.knowing that spring is just around the corner gives me a good positive vibe 😁👍
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Piers morgan spotted taking a short cut to work 🤣
This elephant seal going for a wander
📹lokivideoshow
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Are we being played on a grand scale
Problem..open borders and mass immigration.
Reaction..tension,division and anger =riots
Solution..Introduce new draconian laws,because when people can't see a way out,they're more likely to accept and comply
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First time ive took the little man on a ride.the look says, im not too impressed grandad 🤣🥰
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@TheJulesMcC
What i find really depressing is the fact that after all this time and everything we now know,the majority of people have learnt nothing and would do it all over again if the tv told them to
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She's enjoying that far too much 🤣🤣
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You can't beat family time with my two sons and one of my baby brothers 🍻😍
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Sipping lady cocktails by the marina.
Gay dear...me dear...no dear
How very dare you 🤣🍹
Salud 😀
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Cheers and a happy sunday all you far right transphobe bigots 😀🍻
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What's been made abundantly clear to me this week after the propaganda piece 'breathtaking' is the amount of people that cannot separate fact from fiction.
Just to be clear to the people at the back 'ITS A TV PROGRAMME'...programming being the operative word.Get it
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Behold,the botox chucky tantrum 🤣🤣🤣
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Meet the lovely mrs smith or as i call her 'munchkin' as she's only 5ft tall.she's a good girl,she must be for putting up with me 🤣
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Every single time i hear of somebody being ill i automatically think of the the vax.of course im not stupid and realise that people get ill all the time but if it wasn't for the dangerous,risky and inadequately tested shit,then i wouldn't have to think that way
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Have i actually just read a post from that big mouth jab pusher carole malone admitting that the vax was new and untested.This was the biggest reason people were reluctant to take it.what a moron
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I'm worn out and spent far too much money but had a great day with my grandson.I have certainly earned this
Cheers all 😀🍻
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