🔅: tell us why you’re here, what do you have ready for us
🎩: well it all started with the birds and the bees.
🎩: and uh i was put on this planet to do one thing, one thing only- *altare touching his head* 🎩: GET YOUR HAND OFF ME NOWWW
IM CRYING
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🎩: *filming a fight*
🎩: …..look at them, you think they’re saying sorry?
*sudden suggestive position*
🎩 *screaming* OH MY OH JESUS JESUS CHRIST THEY MADE UP REAL QUICK. THEY MADE UP TOO QUICK
🎩: gigi your friends scare me
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🔅: damn king those balls look heavy mind if i help you?
🏹: WHAT?
🪫: what????
🏹: where did that come from??
🎩: that was like just a random intrusive thought that had nothing to do with anything
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#FlayOnWords
#ShinReels
im crying the way bettel got so offended over bettel 2 saying he wasn’t a fan of fall guys that he turned into a gliptonian then kicked him out of his room 😭
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the way bettel went from having a meltdown, to being okay for 1 second, to having a meltdown again, to being in pain, to “i’m a disgusting- i’m disgusting” he was fucking going through it
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💬: if he opens the camera
he’s dead
🎩: yeah well watch this *opens the camera*
🎩*gets jumpscared by chica
and dies*
the silence after he died pls
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august 19th announcements:
- sims saturday returns
- new background
- unlucky on spotify august 21st
- dakimakura september 2024
- cover in the works (possibly dropping this week - next week)
BETTELION WE ARE EATING SO GOOD OH MY GOD
🎩: am i on a grape? i think im on a grape. im gonna trust my instinct *succeeds*
🎩: thank god. lets kill this guy *pushes someone off the platform, killing them*
🎩: — that was like an intrusive thought that took over me like an ancient curse
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*guy looking at adult content on computer*
🎩: WHAT THE- *hits him with the crowbar*
🎩: you can look at gavis bettel art in your spare time asshole
THIS WAS SO ????
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🪫: so you’re gonna use a period pain simulator
🎩: yeah so im gonna use it now
🪫: oh you a freak freak okay
🎩: what do you mean..
🪫: uhhh
🎩: IM ON A STREAM IM NOT JUST CALLING YOU AND PUTTING ON A PERIOD PAIN SIMULATOR YOU UNDERSTAND
🪫: wwwww
🪫: 2b can i ask you a question
🌂: yeah!
🪫: is your ass fat?
🌂: uh i dont think so, probably pretty normal
🪫: so then bettel’s would be bigger-
🎩: mine’s crazy, mine’s fucking crazy, mine’s out of control… i need a turn signal
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bettel straight up saying “babe you’re so fucking hot” and the tv cut effect after shinri’s “thanks you too” is killing me 😭
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#ShinReels
🎩: *finally beat messmer after countless hours of suffering*
🎩: happy birthday shinri
i love how those were his victory words that was epic.. HE IS HIM. HE IS GAVIS BETTEL
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im sorry but bettel running with his 3d looked so fucking funny. the way he slowly got smaller and further away and ended up in the center of the screen pls
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🎩: im gonna rage chug *spams his healing potions*
🎩: MMMH MMH MMH SO TASTY MMMHHMHH YUMMY!
🎇: everything okay with you bettel?.. you doing okay buddy?
🎇: you need a little break?
🎩: i think i need a break
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🌂: can you grab this pot its gonna burn
🎩: OH SHIT HOW DO I GET IT
🌂: PUT IT DOWN PUT DOWN THE-
🎩🌂: *starts freaking out as everything burns*
🌂: GET THE EXTINGUISHER
🎩: *screaming and doing 360’s with the fire extinguisher*
🌂: THATS NOT HELPING
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🪫: omg wait i didnt realize he was calling you 2b this entire time (2b is a female NieR chara that 🎩 likes)
🎩: god i wish he was 2-
🪫: ok ok bro... thats a- you're gonna need to take that to the therapist
🎩: *losing it*
this was crazy
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🎩: *reading dialogue* hey guys i think the little man said he wants to give fredbear a kiss
🎩: on three one two- oh… OHH THE BITE OF 87 😱😱
🎩: dang thats kinda fucked up, thats fucked up.. they killed him
🎩: *markiplier voice* IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!
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💬: can you do an impression of
a fog horn
🎩: yeah i can do that *does the impression & dies*
🎩: *blaming chat* goddammit man stop talking to me in chat bro you’re driving me fucking crazy. im trying. you gotta stop
doing that bro, you gotta stop
HES SO??
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🌂: thats the difference between us i have compassion in my heart and you’re a freak
🎩: how about compassion in your fart fuck you *laughs*
🌂: *laughing* you messed me up motherfucker
🎩: holy shit you know how to walk? nice, nice —
THIS WAS TOO GOOD
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💬: can you cough like a baby
🎩: what? why’d i read that
—
🎩: alright i’ll cough like a baby you guys ready?
🎩: i have my ipad out watching cocomelon, im in the living room, baby… *violent baby coughing*
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i cant get over the vg boys being attacked by the monster then it just yeeting flay’s body at bettel, killing them both, and the sound effects made it even better 😭
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#FlayOnWords
gavin and gigi getting hit by a car while on a motorcycle and his reaction after was hands down one of the funniest moments from todays nopixel stream
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🌂: you’re dashing through me and bumping me out of the way
🎩: well you start dashing!
🎩: *🌂 gets in his way on purpose* OH FUCK GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY DUDE
🌂: YEAH HOW DOES IT FEEL HUH OH SHIT MY BAD DUDE OH SHOOT
🌂: how does it feel motherfucker
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🏹: hey bro i want you to close your eyes what do you see bro
🎩: i dont
🏹: if you were to use a word to describe what you see what do you see
🎩: uh nothing
🏹: yea cuz thats my world without you bro
THE “I DONT” & 🎩 RUINING IT AT THE END HELP
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#Shinreels
🎩*gets jumpscared by chica* dont scare me like that 🥺
🎩: …never do that again
the way he said it so softly was so cute i cant do this
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bettel getting so into the trucker rp then it just turned into a chip eating asmr while he stopped literally in the middle of the road
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bettel turning on the camera when he saw the snail behind erb… the way he just stood there filming her getting attacked for a few seconds, ran away chuckling, then got instant karma and fell 😭
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the beef here was so funny they were both being so petty. and the whole “your platforming skills are dog ass” “yeah but im the brains of this operation, you got a fucking almond up there” that had me in fucking tears
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🎩: i got a costco rotisserie chicken today & it fell on the floor
🎩: …i ate it. i ate floor chicken it landed on its feet …5 second chicken costco rule
🎩: ….what am i gonna do waste a costco rotisserie chicken… i will eat the alien romulus floor chicken
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so you’re telling me in the spin off manga, baji wrote chifuyu a letter before he died, and chifuyu received it and read it after his death. i am jumping off a cliff.
🎩: i guess start the clock but i think this will only take with my prediction around 60 seconds so here we go
🏹: only 60 seconds?!
🔅: did you actually?
🎩: oh yeah
🎩: *doesnt solves it, proceeds
to have a meltdown & destroys the rubiks cube*
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🎩: OH- *falls off the cliff*
🌂: we’re choking him www
🎩: *choking noises*
🌂: STOP
🎩: you know when you walk a dog, when it goes off and tugs itself on the leash and it strangles itself
🪫🌂: yes
🎩: that’s literally what that was
whats wrong with him 😭
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♾️: monki what does this sign mean to you?
🔅: i cant read
♾️: oh he cant read
—
🎩: you know what i see when i look really close monsieur
♾️: what?
🎩: i see intersection bc i cant see the other words bc im too close
🔅♾️: wow
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🎩: *screams* what is that
🎩: is it friendly? why’s it got a-
oh wait its cute
🎩: oh it farted.. its like a sea manatee but its got the plague or something
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🎩: yeah love me love me love me love me love me love me
🎩: theres so resisting theres no use you have to love gavis bettel
well he’s not wrong…
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this whole run was so fucking funny the way he kept repeating “stealth” after every kill. he was not playing hitman bro is playing call of duty why is he like this 😭
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🎩: when i go on rollercoasters i dont yell i laugh, and flayon was screaming at me asking whats wrong with me
🎩: because i would laugh as i would fall, then cheer for it to keep happening again
this is such a him thing to do and also so funny
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🎩: *cute little scared noises*
🎩: *stares at scarecrow* this is like bullshit what was the point of that
🎩: *gets jumpscared by a deer running by and screams*
🎩: alright we’re still going strong you guys, we’re doing great. we’re doing really good
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my biggest fear isnt death, its wakui making mikey the second time leaper and completely destroying his character. i will legit take a break from reading the manga, i will not read the rest or the end. maybe i would pick it up in the future but like i would be done
thinking about bettel and flayon fighting each other yesterday… flayon’s little gremlin laugh and the way he kept saying “time to brush your teeth” hes so 😭
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