Sarah Lane
@sarahlane
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Podcast producer. Currently: Daily Tech News Show, Apple Vision Show, Have Such A Good Day, Unfinished Biz! Formerly TechTV, G4, TWiT, TechCrunch. I love my dog
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I wrote a little thing about having breast cancer. So many of you have been super kind to me, thanks for that. <3
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Love these two and this series, mark yo cal.
It's officially official!
@KingsOfCon
premieres NOVEMBER 15 on
@ComicConHQ
. Put it in your date keeper!!
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My dad had guns. He made sure I knew where they were and that I was never to touch them, but if I for some reason did, how they worked. I understand responsible gun ownership. That said, we’re in a different era now. We’re done. It’s over. Get a new hobby. Fuck this.
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Back on my bullshit
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I just published “Sexual harassment? Lol, please be seated.”
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My dog just ate a fly that had been buzzing around the house all weekend and I think it’s because the poor fly was just tired and gave up but dog is very pleased with himself and prancing around the house rn. Good work dog, you are a true hunter
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ICYMI, big news! I’m joining DTNS as a daily co-host… as long as we reach our new Patreon milestone!
If you can, help us get to our next Patreon Milestone and we'll get
@sarahlane
on the show every day!
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Anthony Bourdain was a hero to me, whatever that means…. just goddamn broken up over this
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Guy at bar: You’re in public! Get off your phone!
Me: tonight, you die
Him: what?
Me: you heard me
Everyone: *avoids eye contact*
Me: 😎
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Older gentleman behind me, politely to TSA agent: is it possible to choose the person who touches me? 🤔
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To everyone asking me about the return of G4, no, I don’t know anything about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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This was a delightful trip down memory lane and not just because I used to match my socks to my shirt. Thx for having me on the pod
@janetvarney
!
On episode
#503
: Load up your San Francisco burrito and hit the beach for some shark-adjacent surfing with the great Sarah Lane! From only child bonding with JV to apple orchards & books, there’s plenty of No-Cal love to go around!
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Hey look! We done did it. I’m the happiest. See ypu on October 1st!
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ate chicken McNuggets on Friday for the first time since like 1991 and they were really good and i’m still thinking about them AMA
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I know this is me because I recognize my own body but otherwise I have no recollection of this obviously triumphant moment
Today is a good day. Today I found an AOTS clip of
@Attack
,
@sarahlane
, and pretty much the entire AOTS production crew go crazy over the return of a famous counter, or is it a table?
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Welp, we’re packing up the bag again… if anyone ever comes at me with fireworks, gender reveals, or a small candle that smells nice, I will rip your face off
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That’s some beautiful baseball
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Non-joke tweet: Thank you to all who patreon'd to get me on DTNS. We're in the home stretch & I feel really loved & appreciate this so much
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Literally the only thing good about our current political landscape is how funny SNL is gonna be the next 4 years
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logged into web twitter for the first time in 100 years now that tweetbot is mysteriously borked. this is chaos! i have no idea how to even use it.
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Well that was a first- my ovarian cyst flagged me going through TSA and my reproductive organs just got touched extensively. The woman kept pointing at my scan saying well what is THAT? Sorry guys, not a smuggler, just hoping I don’t have cancer, good citizen, etc
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SFO bar is playing Apple TV screensavers instead of TV and we’re all just staring at them, feels just like home.
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Are you in LA and willing to accept an older kitty into your life? The number to call is 310-523-9566 Cc
@darth
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Oh f you they’re called Cheez-Its
Really valuable information: A Cheez-It Bowl representative told me last night that there is no such thing as “Cheez-Its.”
One Cheez-It is a Cheez-It. Two or more of the Cheez-It are called “Cheez-It crackers,” not Cheez-Its.
You’re welcome.
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Remember to unfollow
@potus
if you were following Obama but don’t want to follow the current person on the account, follows carried over.
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Difficult to comprehend the anger & disappointment. I fear for our collective mental health, I honestly do. If anyone needs a friend rn, hi.
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Can you imagine putting on non-drawstring pants again lol I think not
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Barista points to my TWiT hoodie. “You like This Week in Tech?” “I work there, actually.” “Oh cool! So you know Leo Laporte?” “Yep.” “Cool!”
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Mistook cumin for cinnamon and sprinkled it into my coffee, a truly confusing 10 seconds of my life, happy Thursday or whatever day this is
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I’m crying
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Guys, I had a dream that Keanu and I rode his motorcycle to an exclusive izakaya bar and I was like “what will people say” and he was like “I don’t care. Let’s make this happen for real
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Kobe game felt 100% rigged to me. Sorry, but i’m a producer, I can smell it
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The “are you still watching” channel app prompt is one of the most offensive things in my life. Yes I am, and mind your business
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Just came home and the cats somehow are playing Marilyn Manson Beautiful People all casual wtf
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Didn’t realize it was Halloween and this AM I went through an entire grocery store experience with the employee dressed as a sexy butterfly. Thought to myself, just don’t engage, she’s on a journey. Happy Halloween everyone
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“My thoughts and prayers are with the victims” doesn’t help people from being murdered & draws attention to your intention to do nothing.
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My grandma thought very highly of her intellect and tried to get on Jeopardy for years. It was her life goal. They never accepted her but we’d watch every night and she did know a lot of stuff but wouldn’t use the right sentence structure when she yelled out the answers
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“Do you have a Percocet addiction? Heh, join the club buddy. Just take this pill to keep your intestines alive and continue getting high”
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I have never seen any of these before in my life
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Tragedy at Comic-Con: abandoned phone buzzing every few seconds with nearby Pokémon
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2 month wait on that jet black nonsense that I just bought for a thousand dollars, thank god iPhone purchases aren’t real money
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Despite the world going to hell it’s comforting to know we all agree Tom Brady is the worst
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“Of course sometimes a phone call is the best way to reach someone” NEVER CALL ME
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If you would look at
http://t.co/mwd4PULAyg
right now, you would see something kinda new and interesting…
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One of my favorite things we as humans do is the thank you wave/smile when we’re allowed to merge into traffic. When is anyone ever nicer?
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Anyone have any idea how to pick up an Apple remote and it not be upside down on the first try? I have never once done this successfully.
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Back in SF for like an hour and a naked man just ran across the overpass screaming at my taxi, always good to come home ✌🏿
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Wish I was throwing snowballs onto the field rn c’mon can’t anyone have fun anymore
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Where was I when everyone else was learning Excel spreadsheet equations? How are you people so good at this?
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Nothing is more religious to me than Otis Redding’s Dock of the Bay on repeat. Happy Easter to my introverts
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So…. Trump really does ruin everything that any of us have ever loved yah?
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Oh god, just wore my reading glasses I’ve ignored since 2003 during DTNS and it was like being spoon-fed big, beautiful crisp text. Is this what good vision feels like?
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this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me
Hate to say it, but every time I see Marjorie Taylor Greene on tv, I do a double take because she looks just enough like
@sarahlane
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Patriots won and I just saw an IBM blockchain commercial. We were promised jetpacks.
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It’s true, it’s important to remember that if you aren’t happy, you just aren’t trying hard enough. Thanks to the boring gawd for reminding us that happiness is a choice. So powerful
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please reconsider your alphabet joke before tweeting, it probably won’t be funny
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Cat rolls off couch and falls directly onto glass of rosé, somehow spilling it upward and into fur. Now i’m out of rosé and my cat is drunk.
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I just absent-mindedly flipped through several pages of apps on my iPhone TO FIND MY PHONE. I WAS LOOKING FOR MY IPHONE. This is rock bottom
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Unpopular opinion: bacon is the absolute worst. Wake up sheeple.
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Small request: can we stop calling everything ‘iconic’? If impossible no worries, just asking
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So many of us hide behind “i’m just one of the dudes” to preserve our jobs. Good on you, Susan. This is not just an Uber problem.
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Startup advice: incinerate people who talk like this, thank you the end
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