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Samuel Miller

@samuelmiller64

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I’m sentient energy occupying a meat cage in the 3rd Dimension, radiating energy in all directions, just trying to do good. Also, I’m an award-winning novelist.

Louisville, KY
Joined June 2012
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1 month
@MagicJohnson Best political speeches in the history of our country? Spare me your hyperbole. "Hope is making a comeback." Hasn't his party been in charge the past near 4 years? So they destroyed the country....onlly to bring back the concept of 'hope' again?
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@DarrellCBassist He needs some shades or cheap sunglasses.
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@Geller19M Unless Donald Trump was hosting the World's Largest Chili Cook-off, I don't see how he could possibly be responsible for a cracker shortage. One year later, and Trump is still living Rent-Free in their heads.
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@JudgeJeaninefan I'm KY, but sure would like to see more WI, MI, PA, FL, OH, NC, IA representatives to ease my worried mind a bit. Would mind seeing a few more MN voters too.
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@emrata To all the Sanders supporters who are shocked and confused by empty shelves and shortages at the grocery stores; I don’t think you’d like Socialism as much as you think you would.
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3 years
@TPostMillennial @KamalaHarris is careful not to spill any electricity on her shoes.
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4 years
@stillgray She says absolutely nothing, very loudly. That's what Democrats do.
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2 years
@LouDPhillips ironically, @elonmusk is trying to get rid of the hate speech and replace it with free speech. A large amount of the people complaining about free speech, are the ones who post the most hateful tweets.
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3 years
@Ghostly_Host Ironically, they also have a 'Man Cave'.
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4 years
@w_terrence Is there anything in the Bible that says the Beast from the Book of Revelation can't be a woman? Because....
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2 months
@HazelAppleyard_ Very selfish of @Aoife_Bee_ . Clearly a horrible person, regardless of what gender they are on a given day.
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@amuse Perhaps a little aggressive for a baptism, but hey, babies are flexible, I guess.
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@JamesAHogg2 What's really mind boggling, is that in the 80s there were still some people who were shocked that Liberace was gay.
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3 years
@RealJamesWoods Can you imagine the committee sitting around a large table, trying to define all the nuances and coming up with new names. "Okay, I can almost totally relate to that last group...except I'm attracted to stuffed animals, so we need another new category to make me feel special."
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3 years
@America1Scotty When @JoyVBehar tells you who she is, believe her.
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@BBGreatMoments "Use both hands, junior."
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1 year
@3YearLetterman @RealCarrotTop @jrpsaki I hope this is a joke. Only 1 of them was born in the USA, None of them were/are inventors....and you used Gerald Ford's picture when I'm *thinking* you meant Henry Ford. Also, 'innovation' is not the same thing as 'invention'.
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@GinnyMcDonald8 I'm 59 and never married. The older I get, the more I realized I dodged a bullet.
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4 years
@ClayTravis @jason_howerton "Covid has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than one hundred year, look, here, the lives, it's just, it when you think about it. More lives this year than any other year for the past hundred years." 41-word sentence. 6 verbs, and 2 of them are duplicates.
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4 years
@ArtValley818_ I guess they have no problem with not social distancing, though.
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2 months
@HuffPost If you want to change it, introduce a Constitutional Amendment. You'll need 34 states to pass it. You *might* get 16 states. After that, it's against the interests for other smaller, states to pass it I feel we've been through this before, but I guess the idiots need reminding.
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3 years
@ArtValley818_ Well, the guy in charge of ordering collapsible chairs did his job.
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3 years
@realDailyWire 1) Someone born in the United States. 2) An immigrant who has become a naturalized citizen. Not that tough. You got anything a little more challenging @JoeBiden ?
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4 years
@atensnut You BET I remember. I was a delivery driver. A gallon of gas was close to $5 a gallon sometimes, during the 8 year Obama-Biden 'Recovery'.
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2 years
@_B___S What kind of wire did they string that bird feeder up with??
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3 months
@BBGreatMoments 1) Get rid of inter-league play. 2) Get rid of the Designated Hitter. 3) Get rid of Divisions. 2 leagues with 15 teams. Top 4 teams in each league advance to the Playoffs.
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@Super70sSports Took typing in 1981. I remember looking at the '@' thinking, 'That's the 'at' symbol; like 3 apples @ $.25. When am I EVER going to have to type THAT symbol?'
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2 years
@Booker4KY Says the guy who actually was arrested and has a mugshot you can find online.
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4 months
@BBGreatMoments Who wants an autograph from a kid?
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4 years
@ConanOBrien Good job awkwardly forcing shoehorn into a sentence.
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5 years
@georgiaanais_ @chizmund She oh so melodramatically complains about her childhood and dreams being stolen.....but shouldn’t a 16 year old girl be in school! Or was that not convenient for her handlers?
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2 years
@_iamkitana We'll also accept an Aries, if they're quiet.
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2 years
@stillgray It's like Will Smith doesn't know what to say unless it's already written down on a page for him to read.
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3 years
@stillgray Kind of funny how the Left loves calling people 'fascist', and yet they seem to take Hitler's attitude about hating the Jewish people.
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3 years
@cov_Gretchen Ironically, I have been the runner-up for people magazine’s sexiest man alive for the past 30 years!
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4 years
@_2020Democrat @BethHammer14 @BernieSanders Well that didn't turn out quite the way you wanted, huh?
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3 years
@BoSnerdley @MailOnline Says the guy who walks to Subway at 2 am in -10 degree weather
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3 years
@CalebJHull What's even more mind boggling, is that this 'stunt' probably had to go through 3 levels of approval, with each one saying, "Oh yeah! That's a great idea!"
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5 years
@realDailyWire ....just not in the Electoral College. You know.....where it matters.
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3 months
@iamyesyouareno Her 'culture' will not fly in Dubai.
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4 years
@TimRunsHisMouth Irony: "Our machines worked EXACTLY as they were designed to do so."
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2 months
@RandyRRQuaid On a different note: I saw a video yesterday of your brother Dennis saying how much he misses you, and how he thinks you're one of the Top 5 actors ever. Will you please check in with your brother? I lost my brother just last month, and I miss him.
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3 years
@stillgray Why do they need plural pronouns? Are they schizophrenic with multiple personalities?
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2 months
@ZOrtiz99 We all think @MametjaThobile is an idiot. I am speaking for ALL people.
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@MariaAPerez1 I think it would be 'spoons full of soup'.
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3 years
@csydelko Maybe the Church can help?
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@hrkbenowen “My thumb smells like little-girl hair.”
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2 years
@realDailyWire If the FBI waited 18 months to get back oh so vital Top Secret Nuclear Weapons documents, they are horrible at their job.
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@ChrisMuellerPGH Interleague play cheapens the World Series.
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3 years
@italinquen You know....we have all these friends in high school and college....but then people get married and move on. Then life happens and blah-blah-blah. Now, If you have 3 good friends, you're probably doing alright.
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@FoxNews @FoxNewsSunday @SenWarren “No one is ever going to take that away.” Except the DNA technician.
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@Rothmus Plus, they don't twerk on minors, or get into brawls at McDonald's.
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4 years
@kron619 Welcome aboard @kron619 . Once you get to know Republicans, you’ll see that the Democrats were lying all the time.
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4 years
@catturd2 I’m old enough to remember when people made fun of Preppies.
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2 years
@stillgray So this mid-30s guy woke up in the morning and thought, "Hey, I think I'll wear my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt today." How much do you want to bet that his backpack is filled with CapriSuns and Pokemon cards?
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3 years
@MrAndyNgo If you're anti Antifa, that does not make you a fascist. Ironically, it means you're a reasonable, sane person who is actually against close-minded, violent fascists.
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5 years
@but_muh_russia I’ve been a Republican for 35 years, but at least respected Democrats’ intentions, even if their strategies were unsustainable. I recognized the ripples of insanity back around the Bill Clinton years, but these last 4-6 years the Dems are completely off the Reservation nuts.
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3 years
@hrkbenowen Half a tank of gasoline.
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1 year
@GarysBlues Nope. I pinpointed the beginning of the downfall to 1993 The early days of 'Political Correctness', no more good music. Everybody born from 1993 on is weak, offended and scared. And that's when all this 'Climate Change' talk started. Blame it on the Clintons, Al Gore and Barney.
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@Super70sSports For 40 years, Ive been wanted a coworker named Ralph, just so I could do this gag.
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@TorontoBlonde Not until June 21st.
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6 years
@Uncle_Jimbo I might be in the minority, but it looks to me like the kid is enjoying it, and watching with interest. Then it keeps going and he looks a little awkward, not knowing where to look. Again, I may be in the minority, but that’s what I see from the full clip.
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2 years
@AlanEyre1 Hey look everybody! @AlanEyre1 is better than you! Plus, I bet he's so popular at parties.
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3 years
@catturd2 I learned, literally just yesterday, that among my inheritance I now have 180 shares of Johnson & Johnson, and 350 shares of Pfizer. Not making billion...but nice nonetheless.
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4 years
@RandPaul Remember when the O.J. Simpson decision was announced, and all Simpson's supporters howled with delight, as if some great justice was attained? Then 6 months later they admitted, "Of course he's guilty!" It will be the same kind of thing with Biden's supporters in a few months.
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4 years
@MrMichaelBurkes If you rearrange the letters in Kamala Harris, you get ‘Has Liar Karma’.
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3 years
@hrkbenowen So I can pay to be shadow banned??
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2 years
@SagittariusTerm BUT, if you see a Sagittarius' bad side, you probably deserve it.
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@il0venostalgia Well, 1980 anyway.
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3 years
@DefiantLs Cool. Hey @brianstelter , it turns out people who WERE there that night, and were complicit, said they got paid to perpetuate a hoax. Video of them buying the props confirm their involvement. Thus, we now KNOW what happened.
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@PhysicalMedia_ Didn't he read the script?
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3 years
@miles_commodore I remember the '84 Election well. I turned 20 the next month. Reagan was VERY popular, and Dem Nom Walter Mondale came right out and said, 'I'm going to raise taxes.' Reagan only lost Minnesota, which was the home state of Mondale. So, that probably had something to do with it.
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5 years
@THR Cardi B doesn’t know basic subject-verb agreement.
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1 month
@Jimfrombaseball Slow down there, Chief. For whatever trendy reason, it sounds like you want to be a contrarian. There have been vast improvements that come with modernization that have made it easier for more recent players. What he's saying is akin to 'early covered wagon settlers had it so
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6 years
@MrJoshCharles Thank you for the laugh today. Probably the first emotive reaction you’ve caused in decades.
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3 years
@miles_commodore It was announced that @dbongino is taking over his time slot.
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2 years
@catturd2 Great. Gaslighting in the schools. Little kid: "I'm a boy." Teacher: "Hmmm...but ARE you?"
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4 years
@Rockprincess818 And @iamcardib responded, “I ain’t illiterate. My parents was married when I was born!”
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3 years
@ClayTravis Wait. The @TODAYshow is still on the air??
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4 years
@JackPosobiec @stillgray Leftist Thunderdome. “Two go in......one comes out!”
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6 years
@brhodes EXACTLY!! When will a whole political party recognize and explain to their kids and constituents the disastrous idiocy of Socialism? @RealJamesWoods
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2 years
@NBCNews Seems pretty petty. They're only "outraged!" because the attention the telescope is getting from sending back photos.
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3 years
@KristySwansonXO Best $50 he ever spent on self-defense.
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7 years
@cambridge_cpsd @sljournal @Cport_School Liz Phipps Soeriro loves to flaunt her education/credentials, and yet she's ignorant, close-minded and hateful. So much pride in her own identity that she sees racism where it isn't and rejects what isn't like her. Time to shelve the chip on her shoulder, and apologize to FLOTUS.
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1 year
@3YearLetterman @RealCarrotTop @jrpsaki Ah. Gotcha..... Little known fact: President Ford was a male model, and appeared on the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine.
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1 month
@PolitiBunny Again with the kicking? Does he identity as a horse? We already know he's a jackass.
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4 years
@sportsfans22 @andrealong1971 How do these kids NOT know how to tell time by a clock face?? I learned when I was 8. It's not that hard. It's actually elementary.
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6 years
@ndimichino @therealscooter6 Wow! General Electric just went into a free fall starting just 3 years ago.
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1 year
@JWPSports Nebraska hasn't been good in 20 years. And yet they are No. 10 with a .681 win percentage. That tells you how dominant they were for the previous 60 years.
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4 years
@narda_shanley @RBReich Well, either move to the USA from Australia (like my Grandfather did in 1908) and experience the Constitution first hand, or shut up and just watch.
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2 years
@BoSnerdley @MailOnline @JamesCarville got his fragile little feelings hurt when I pointed out the hypocrisy of him calling someone else that. He went crying to Twitter like a little girl to try and put me in jail. But that's the Democrat Way these days.
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4 years
@ItsHabbening_ET @ICANTBE09733085 The funniest thing about this, is that @BarackObama does not even try to deny that he 'will go down as one of the worst presidents.' He accepted it at that point.
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6 years
@deplorablegirrl @Rockincvf @bull_pamela @FBI @SecretService @LookItsSamm Wait. She’s a teacher, and she doesn’t know the difference between ‘whose’ and ‘who’s’? Clearly she’s not very bright.
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3 years
@MuellersGame @stillgray @disclosetv Ah, come on man. Do your research before you say something ignorant like this.
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1 month
@TheOnlyDSC @RepAOC demonstrates how she services 2 male clients at the same time.
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@ClownWorld_ He went to a steakhouse on Las Vegas Blvd. What did he expect? Irony: He probably SAVED money by being in a fancy Las Vegas steakhouse for 2 hours, and NOT playing at the casino. 🤔
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3 years
@FoxNews Unless Russians snuck over the border from Canada into Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Michigan, and illegally voted, they did NOT influence the 2016 vote.
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@BasebaIlKing Act like you've been there before.
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6 years
@Ocasio2018 Okay. Show me ONE modern baby in a manger.
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@LouisvilleMayor "I want to be treated as equals...but also I want to be given special recognition."
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