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Sam Jordan

@samcjordan_

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I love breakfast and optimism. Thinking and writing about the future at @FTI .

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1 year
Why make your entire personality about a thing when you could make it about something cool like being kind and virtuous.
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8 months
This community center in my parents’ little town is holy. Your equinox could never. Thousands of these type of places across US. They are the opposite of a scene and they are good.
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Are you guys gonna get mad at me if I reread 1984 this year like you did with that nice young man?
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2 years
Someone in my class this morning confidently defended a response with “I’m a Gemini,” and it was met with zero shame/scorn from the professor so unfortunately I will have to drop out with just 2 months to graduation :/
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2 years
Is there another movie that inspired mass entrance into a profession like Top Gun? (Attempted or achieved)
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2 years
Better to cry in dev than in prod.
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4 months
NY dads rock.
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3 years
I cannot believe that you can just walk into the NYC public library and hang out.
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Moms and dads working out. Grandmas and grandpas walking the track. Kids playing and swimming.
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3 years
Only a few hours left being a nanny to @alt1na1 ’s funny bunny AMA.
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3 years
Party Tuna @alt1na1
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2 years
F it, we’re building in public. Introducing: @TrovBase
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2 years
Magic at home.
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3 years
Anyone know why NYC is being invaded by cabbages.
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1 year
Forcing my date tonight to take Bryan Caplan’s 2015 Econ 410: Public Choice Theory test. Dm for results.
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3 years
Is Rabbit a complete unit? You tell me.
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2 years
Absolutely no Camus before bed that’s the new rule.
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3 years
It’s awesome.
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2 years
Wholesome ski weekend with everyone’s favorite funny bunny. @alt1na1
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2 years
Chief Supervising my Move to Tribeca Officer @LeporidaeHops
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2 years
Just started this book can’t wait to learn more.
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2 years
Absolutely insane that I will be in Missouri in like 40 hours.
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3 years
When I was at IBM, the slack clicky notification sound was the worst. Now that I’m building things with friends and using slack to coordinate, it’s the best.
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7 months
I am posting an outfit bounty. If you find me this outfit and I purchase it, I will pay you $100.
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2 years
Convincing Anna to move here forever.
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Beloved @samcjordan_ showing me around 🥰
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3 years
It has occurred to me that most of my friends and acquaintances have spent little to no time at all in rural America.
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2 years
You Bayesians are willing to update everything except your personalities.
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9 months
Rivendell progress update 4 the haters.
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3 years
Tyler made a bet on @bechhof and I. Excited to share progress soon!
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3 years
There's just so much to know and not enough time to know all of it.
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2 years
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever created a job with your brain?
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1 year
Nathaniel and I built a spreadsheet to make it easier for founders to size their market. Nothing fancy (just organized NAICS stuff) but it's a faster and more principled approach to sizing a market than what we were doing previously. LMK if you want a copy.
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2 years
Mood noticeably improved when I follow my own ground rules: up before 6:30, no coffee first hour, 1 hour workouts, no instagram till weekend, DO NOT WORK FROM HOME.
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2 years
Some LOTR(eproducibility)-themed slides from my talk this morning at the Toronto Conference on Reproducibility.
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3 years
Sat check in
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2 years
We gave a crappy pitch a couple weeks ago to a VC. They followed up by scheduling time with us to help us make the pitch better. I know that won't be my experience everywhere but DAMN was that nice.
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I’m excited to announce a project I’ve been working on with @AndrewHornstra and @bechhof , inspired by @salonium 's and Nathaniel’s Works in Progress Speed of Science piece.
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2 years
Personal Challenge (Monday), an update and a tiny poem.
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2 years
No offense but I’m pretty sure the people who are like “does ChatGPT even have a use case??” either have not actually tried it OR are lacking in creativity.
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2 months
I saw a help wanted sign at a hardware store and couldn’t think of 3 people in NYC who’d want the job (have connections back home that would but not in NYC). That seems bad. Thinking about cross-socioeconomic friendships as an indicator for a robust society. Any data on this?
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2 years
I remember being a kid in Kansas watching Elf and being positive baffled that Zoey Deschanel had to shower at work cause the water in her building didn’t work and now I live in NYC and I have to shower at Crunch on Bowery like at least 2x/week.
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2 years
Me to my friends when they are perpetually late to everything.
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1 year
Wishing you all a very happy Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep day
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I am so nature starved that the sound of the rain falling through the NYC street drain brought me much joy.
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2 years
@LordGrimevil No no 3 to 9, not 9 to 3
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4 months
It is a beautiful day to be humbled.
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4 months
Tuna and Jeff wedding AMA.
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2 years
10/10 work setup today.
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4 months
Why are you, as a man, tying your identity to anything other than love and virtue?
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10 months
Bad take from Jason. 1) I wanna give her a hug and 2) a better world is possible! One in which tech + better cities makes it possible to grind at work, waste less time commuting, + have time to do other enriching activities. Take lack of progress personally!!
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Oh princess… 😢 I’m sorry you had to commute and work and have a job and everything — it’s like so extra!
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2 years
Girls only want one thing and its the 6,167-Piece Rivendell.
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The 6,167-Piece Rivendell Is the One Lego Lord of the Rings Set to Rule Them All
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Went down the rabbit hole on Richard Feynman this morning. Watching his Fun to Imagine program. I can’t think of a modern scientist who communicates so firmly + beautifully.
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Can't wait for @danielgolliher to fix the whole government so renewing a passport is as easy as resetting a password.
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2 years
My roomba makes this whistle tone sound that is exactly the same as the one Gandalf makes when he emerges from Fangorn and is beckoning Shadowfax I love it so much.
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2 years
If your friend wants to name their future kid something dumb, it is your duty to bully them until they change the name to something less dumb.
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2 years
One time as a kid I was on a flight and there was bad turbulence so I asked my mom (who is a pilot) if everything was okay and instead of explaining it she said “if it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go” and honestly that was a great parenting move.
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3 years
hi I'm new here why are ETH gas fees so dam high
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3 years
Vegas is such a terrible place that when I'm here I fully understand why someone would be a socialist and hate capitalism.
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2 months
*Immediate O-goshi* if anyone ever tried this on me.
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normie macdonald 🇺🇲
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Definitely try to twirl her as soon as you meet women love that
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8 months
I took my mom to England, as my dad with my grandma years ago. Here are some of the delights.
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1 year
Sometimes you find a person that you work with so well that when you collab it’s 10x more productive instead of just 2x. Companies should look for these pairs and hire them together instead of finding a compatible partner for an existing hire/team.
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2 years
Parents are trapped in the midwest for Christmas which means I'll be reenacting Home Alone 2: Lost in New York this year. Does anyone know of any volunteer opportunities in NYC on Christmas day??
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2 years
@Aella_Girl I’m writing a blog post now tentatively titled “1 million more Aellas” about how people should feel empowered to playfully explore data and publish their findings (and how they can overcome technical and social barriers to do this!!)
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7 months
I have to write a million pages this week. There's only one song that can get me through this. Apologies to my neighbors. This is a non-negotiable.
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1 year
My dad and I are both building stuff today using very different tools.
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2 years
One thing about me is I will verbally obsess over the Channel Tunnel engineering if I have like 0.2 sips of an alcoholic beverage.
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2 years
Thanks to @tylercowen for being our first supporter! And to @nyuinnovation for the funding and resources to help speed our time to market!
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FYI ‘23 is the JORDAN year
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Things I learned from talking to these 5 researchers (TY to volunteers!): 1/5 Research teams still struggle with version control. Not many use Git because their collaborators are slow to adopt. Still too technical for most. On many teams, there is no single point of truth.
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I want to speak with 5 quantitative researchers over the next 5 days (can be life or social science). Convo will be less than 30 minutes, focused on your data management workflow. DM if interested!
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Me switching up my obsession breakfast after 4 months.
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2 years
The two genders. @TheAnnaGat
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Optimists should talk more about the healing of the ozone hole. This was news that felt more like an aside to me. It shows scary issues can be solved in a fairly short amount of time with coordination. Apparently, policy works and not all hope is lost.
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2 years
If you are a man and your bookshelf doesn’t look exactly like this what are you doing???
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That’s why we are introducing @TrovBase , a platform for researchers to help them conduct best practice data management.
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I'm working on something and I need to know more about roblox/minecraft. Is there an adult I can speak with about this or do I need to speak to a child?
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I must know more about how they laid the first transatlantic telegraph cable.
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2 years
I used to be way more disagreeable and somehow was conditioned out of it. Going to return to my natural state so TY for your patience if you encounter me in the next few weeks as I make this transition.
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I usually keep my ~*girlbossing*~ off X but I was a guest on Creativity Squared and had a really nice time chatting with Helen. We get more substantive about half way through. We talk about Herman Kahn, agency, drug dealers in space, and (briefly) the human soul.
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How do you keep your agency in the age of A.I.? Episode 50's guest is @FTI 's @samcjordan_ . We dive into @amywebb 's @sxsw 2024 Tech Trends keynote and report. The theme? Technology Supercycle. Discover how to stay resilient. Check it out today: #AI #SXSW
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@CoyneVC Midwest :)
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2 years
The best graduation gift I could ask for.
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I love Kansas so much
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@LeporidaeHops @coldhealing I am the mayor of Margaritaville whatever I say goes
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For the love of god do not let me into your slack I am very annoying
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There are increasing demands for researchers to use best practice data management in the wake of the replication crisis. We expect research to be more ambitious, accessible, and auditable, but without providing researchers the tools they need to do so.
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Watching this so that you don’t have to.
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Day 4. A plan gone wrong, optimism, and having babies.
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@powerbottomdad1 @alt1na1 I can stay humble no longer @alt1na1 . Give me the credit I DESERVE.
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Central Park tree reaches to play in the water.
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Live footage of @alt1na1 doing the misinformation !!
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2 years
We are an easy to use interface built on top of an industry standard database. The interface enforces best practices so users build cleaner datasets. It means researchers spend less time frustrated over logistical complications and more time focused on ideas.
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Remember, John Calvin stated that being good at business is far more pleasing in the sight of God than being an aristocratic warrior or even a monk.
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Read my substack about @TrovBase . I talk about our philosophy and how the product works.
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@mischiefanimals
animals going goblin mode
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I love sunday dinners
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Using @alt1na1 's abandoned sea themed home as my first HQ just feels right.
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@samcjordan_
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3 years
So anyways here’s a thread about my home town Salina, Kansas with maybe surprising insights about the town. Some of the rural assumptions are true. Some are not. Also, I would not really consider SK rural but many of you city slickers might.
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Why is physically writing stuff down so much better for (my) memory than typing.
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