phœnix. Profile Banner
phœnix. Profile
phœnix.

@phoenix_issuant

Followers
704
Following
2,390
Media
5,324
Statuses
46,578

a nice if frequently confused person. Deftones fan, sometimes artist, sometimes music. Kansas.

Joined December 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
Tweet media one
44
352
7K
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
Breaking Bad spin-off but it’s just whatever Marie was doing all day
41
476
7K
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@guy_freire @KarlBarthVEVO They don’t realize that they’re gonna end up with a huge population of super-atheists
14
22
3K
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@noabstractart @jwlgbh “Oh no, we’re being victimized by people filming the unhinged shit we do!”
2
34
2K
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@WestboundCroft @JoshuaPotash This is the US being the US, don’t be deceived
4
15
2K
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@Utwitily I’m pissing on the door itself
3
4
1K
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
3
11
1K
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@SamtheNightOwl There’s a lot of white woman cop apologia in a lot of them too, bcz they don’t really examine the police handling of a lot of cases
12
15
1K
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
5 months
@LibsSuckaBigOne @loganjgg Is that how much you charge
4
3
1K
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@OkButStill Lost a patient? Look around, damn, mfer couldn’t have gone that far
2
4
998
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 months
@The8BitIdiot Of all the places to be that wrong so specifically about lol
2
7
850
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@notthatbcagain I think the joke was that it wasn’t okay
0
1
667
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@superloafcat We’re never going to see the bottom of that case ever imho
2
3
671
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
Tweet media one
4
29
563
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@cecilililililia @Cee_Artist @venusinpisces_ Well I guess if it’s bad elsewhere nobody should care what it’s like here, good point, case closed, forget aspiring to be better
1
4
512
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@scumbelievable Lol I was in a “homeschool co-op” with a girl who dressed exclusively in frilly blouses, riding boots and a green velvet cloak and called herself Aeris (her name was Meg)
7
2
514
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
1 month
@nocontexthousem Kutner’s suicide
4
6
507
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@punzerdragoon @BrendanOde @AudreyPorne Can’t pretend like I didn’t make a very similar face right there
0
0
472
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
3
9
430
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@InternetHippo My grandma fr came from Russia and fucking hated it here her whole life lol
0
3
430
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@mistermoviespod FINALLY. I thought this would never happen, but there it is, for whatever reason!
1
2
420
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@FernetBroncho @justbrizigs I also like his advice that, instead of writing about a monster in the closet, you should write about the family who owns the closet
1
0
423
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@voxdotcom "Don't blame Blackrock, blame the economics they're exploiting in the name of the almighty dollar" isn't exactly better, that still leaves the housing market torn apart by the same jackals; motivation means nothing here.
3
8
383
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@cruelcontrarian @Qban_Linx Oh shit, is that what he said? Or did he say that it was a visible class marker, a thing that is objectively true? Hooked on Phonics might work for you, give them a try so you can comprehend what you read
0
0
380
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@scumbelievable It wasn’t that she identified as Aeris, it was “her secret elf name”. Now she’s a normal & pretty successful hairdresser
4
1
353
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@truther_dare @cenagorilla Where’s all that crying about CRT they were doing right before that?
1
0
314
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@EclecticHams Just make ‘em all Official Bellyrub Inspectors, problem solved. It’s makework but the dogs won’t care
2
6
329
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
6 months
@bornposting You like Radiohead? Their early work was a little too alt-rock for my taste. But when Hail to the Thief came out in '03, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
1
4
312
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@chadhartigan Or every single artist and band on a compilation being split off into individual folders
4
1
306
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@zachreinert0 Sat through the whole thing and NOT ONCE did anybody get fingerblasted. 1/10
2
1
295
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@VyceVictus For me it’s the little grin
0
8
288
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
Tweet media one
4
5
278
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@fasc1nate The color of a television, tuned to a dead channel
5
5
272
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@LeafLee6 I only found out very recently that people don't like that; that's just how conversation worked I thought, provided the ratio of relating to listening is right
5
5
261
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@WriteToRebel My grandpa liked to describe the weather as “windier’n a sack of assholes”
3
10
274
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
If you’re in Wichita, be advised- we’re under a boil order bcz, well, bcz we spent a zillion dollars on a new baseball stadium instead of fixing our goddamn pipes
11
54
267
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@lookoutitsbbear The dumbest mfers in the world love to convince themselves that reading Jordan Peterson books and listening to Rogan are intellectual pursuits the hoi polloi can only aspire to
4
19
135
1
4
258
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@superloafcat It’s one of those things that pops into my head every so often (like the Tennessee bombing) that we’ve all just dusted our hands of as a country, and it boggles the mind that people are so fine with that.
3
3
240
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
6 months
@Scoobydouchebag This would be a great tattoo
3
0
248
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@susanwrongtag Weird! Lots of mental disorders in prison, I wonder if early mental health intervention would be more á propos than warehousing people when they do something wrong without regard for helping them get better
2
2
238
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@WPLGLocal10 Mouse is the nickname of the duty evidence clerk’s buddy
0
5
219
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@lunch_enjoyer Yes, but only the default Solitaire
1
0
203
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@fro_obsti @betrayedbygod Lateral move at best
2
1
203
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@ezkl7_3 Staring right down the barrel
Tweet media one
1
0
204
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
Tweet media one
0
5
186
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@guy_freire @KarlBarthVEVO Got a whole garage full of these in preparation
Tweet media one
1
0
197
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
2
9
185
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@allahliker Let's see how long it takes him to walk it back now
2
3
176
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@LuxiesATwit @bethbourdon Yeah, it’s actually significantly worse than the headline
1
0
180
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
22 days
@flaviusvalens1 Almost everything I have is black, so I hope they'd be cool with just telling me not to come back period
1
0
188
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@welpbigoof @mcmansionhell Wow, it’s almost like we could address the homeless problem but NIMBY assholes get in the way of that every time too. Then turn around and cry about having to acknowledge their existence.
1
0
176
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
0
0
175
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
Tweet media one
1
0
181
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@markdono @iamtexture What have you built?
3
0
160
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@Gritty20202 Ah, but they’ll tell you the 21 is for asst manager, they don’t have any open positions of that kind, it’s just the standard banner corporate sent them, then offer you minimum wage
1
2
163
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@tacticaldipshit Scott Batula
0
0
158
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@evren__7 Everybody's got a lot to say about herd immunity till they're the one culled
2
17
161
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@commieactivity Antoinetting people used to cost a person their head, but it's everyday anymore
0
6
157
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@SamtheNightOwl @Max_Damage01 Hot take oncoming- I think the most immediate root of this was deciding that it was time to give our culture over to obsessives & I hate to say it but the nerds. It gave every bit of pop cultural ephemera undeserved weight, and that includes the opinions of a host of celebrities.
7
2
154
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@nintendo6664 My principal (Christian school) hated that me and his son were friends bcz I didn't go to their church; so he called my mom and claimed I was running around telling everybody they beat me up and starved me. Dunno what the plan was there
0
0
148
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@lukeisamazing Bout to be more Idaho than you can shake a stick at
3
0
142
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@lookoutitsbbear The dumbest mfers in the world love to convince themselves that reading Jordan Peterson books and listening to Rogan are intellectual pursuits the hoi polloi can only aspire to
4
19
135
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@JessicaTaylorAL You do understand that Harris is the VP and not the president, right? I need to know that you understand this.
9
1
139
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@WokeHamiltonBro @scumbelievable Was in my group, lots of kids who didn’t get out much but voraciously read 80s fantasy novels
1
0
143
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@Merzboner I rent both sides of a duplex for 575 in Wichita, water, gas, and trash included
2
0
135
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@Kaelikyear @JackRedelfs @ScottHech @CoreRutile “This is taking too long, just kill him”
0
0
134
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@goofxist That checks out considering how a conservative 90% of “smol bean” posters act like that to deflect legitimate criticism from themselves; on here at least, it’s almost always a combination critique-shield & red flag
1
4
127
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@JustinSRFC @china_takes Because it’s cheap way to say “China bad” without having to address their infrastructure, low poverty and homelessness, universal healthcare, etc. If you pretend they’re massacring people while ignoring US concentration camps, you can pretend to have the moral high ground.
1
1
118
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@lordkancer @christweetsllc Debate bro shit only matters to people who want to win on a technicality without having to know anything about the topic
4
4
119
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@graemeblackwood @HuntyDraws Y'all do know that needless, exorbitant energy consumption and crypto-humping don't make a personality, right?
1
2
119
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@SamtheNightOwl Yeah, but,,, what if NASA needs space-drillers and doesn’t have time to teach a bunch of spaceboy eggheads how to aim a drill at the ground and turn it on?
1
3
114
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@GrillinRod Shaved center part is, uh, quite a choice
3
0
103
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@AHelikitty @MattGertz Peep the last name, like really look
5
0
112
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@NikkiHaley @NancyMace Lol if Nikki Haley is on your side, you're probably fucking up
0
2
105
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@kahbn @Yvng98K @yungbernasty Love to keep to myself in public and have the bitterest people in the bar try to make it their business
0
0
109
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@ClayHarted @tinywienerbabe “One thing, I don’t know why/ it doesn’t even matter how loud she cries”
1
0
104
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@truther_dare @cenagorilla And the Nikes, and the K-cups, and Disney, and- projection really *is* all they have besides terminal nostalgia and a fear of the future, huh
2
0
92
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@RespectableLaw The cops need to go through the DARE program so they understand not to put things in their mouths just because they're brightly colored.
2
2
102
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@BrigBrallerBand She was up to some shit, and I respect that about her
1
0
99
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@Film_Butt He was on My Name is Earl for an episode too
Tweet media one
2
2
100
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@LolOverruled My wife just had a stroke and I won’t be able to drive her anywhere bcz I owe tons of money for an expired tag and no insurance. Not a DUI, not reckless driving; being poor. Haven’t been able to drive in about five years.
1
4
100
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@RedBeretNYLouis @SusanSarandon Idk if you’ve been online since about 2016, but I promise you that the shitlibs are so mad she backed Sanders (*still*) that they’re not listening to her except to kvetch
0
0
87
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@drhicksbakers @aridhasann @fionabygaslight @m0biusmyl0ve @jazzrchy @MidnightCall21 @STUPlDHORSE You head down the shaft first; we’ll all totally be right behind you, we swear
1
0
87
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@NYCPDDEA This is a hell of a silly thing to try to spin into a victory lap
0
0
89
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@MrKlinners @Esqueer_ I mind my own fucking business like a goddamned grownup, that’s what I do personally.
31
0
86
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@theserfstv Weird, I’m 41 and I remember who I had sex with when I was young, possibly bcz it wasn’t just about sex
1
0
88
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@christweetsllc Howzabout God comes and knocks on the door about it himself, he’s so disrespected
1
1
92
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@mcmarge @JucheMane Ah, but they had a proper license
1
0
94
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@goodopinionhavr She was only trying to talk about Rampart
0
0
89
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@chickennug_98 @sharty_b @jillllthoughts I promise you he’s not reading this thread, it’s gonna be okay
1
0
85
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@therecount @nataliewsj Somebody really needs to back her into a corner where she’s got no recourse but to admit that this charm offensive on behalf of Cuellar is about nothing but shutting out Cisneros
1
3
75
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
3 years
@FactsOn04292427 @shavauntwone @nwbtcw Not having been under crippling sanctions for decades probably has something to do with that.
0
0
80
@phoenix_issuant
phœnix.
2 years
@souperfiga @FLAContention @impliedChoppy @poorlyhidden But now the Dems have those things and aren’t particularly interested in doing anything anyway. Oh, wait, that’s right, we got rid of DST.
2
0
74