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saw her laughing at another guy's joke yesterday and i havent smiled since
do men actually get jealous if a girl talks to another guy, or is that a myth? serious inquiries only
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whatever happens, i think O and A level kids should know that their results tomorrow are really important and a bad grade could ruin their lives ahead
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abdullah shafique and saim
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istg i cant stand people calling themselves barbie fans and go on to call 12 Princesses the best barbie movie you're clearly uncultured
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"you wouldnt survive an hour in the asylum they rais-" and its an A levels college charging 50k a month
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khan fancams are just boring poorly edited tiktoks. nawaz fancams are a work of art
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women not getting paid the same as men
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id prefer a girl holding me in her arms but whatever
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grade nhi generational wealth zarori hai
If your A Level result was bad, don't worry. I had a D and a U and I, too, got into this random University in London.
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three musketeers is the best barbie movie out there. bas trend pe koodna hai herd culture walo ne
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disappointing how none of you guys can see the valiant objective of this brand (apne dosto ko loot rhe)
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@h1baak
@nolongerhp
"trying to read that" ke baad either add a period or a semicolon
first ke baad space ziada dediya and comma missing
since you phrased it as a complete sentence, kaafi ziada verb-tense inconsistencies hai
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@ibbruhim
thanks for the raan and chanpe u gave me after u saved me although u were wearing the batman costume i knew it was you because ur lat spread is so huge
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good quality education should be accesible to everyone on the basis of meritocracy. a govt regulatory body should be overlooking this process. in jeso ke maa baap ne in jese inbreds ke liye quality education preserve krni hai phir aake kahege kahi aur chale jao
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how are you guys this tone deaf
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@thatf9babe
that actually isnt directly proportional the graph needs to start at the origin ismei thora upper hai indicating that find out has a value when you arent fucking around
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hey guys im a 6ft passing man who benches 85kg for reps and lateral raises 14kg for 2 sets. i also am academically inclined and i've read some kafka and lm heavily invested in the lotr lore and i juss happen to be free on the 14th feb
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always dating can't she just love herself for once?
🚨 | Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are officially dating.
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i hope the girl who smiled at one of my jokes once knows that tonight i will be praying for us to get married
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poora lahori elite circle expose hu rha for who they actually are😭😭
They can sell it for 15k or 20k as they wish. You should know their targeting audience are not those who cant afford it. By all means if you can get plain white T shirt from Landa bazar or any other market, get it. Just like Rastah has a target market which is not middle class 🤷🏻♀️
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acha khaasa juice zaya krdiya
Healing takes time; nothing happens over night 🗣️
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When's the kebabjees housing society dropping now
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karachi mei rehta hoga
13 years old me saw us getting robbed
14 years old me saw us getting robbed
20 years old me saw us getting robbed
Always the same scenario always
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talked to a girl
guys whats the most downbad thing uve ever done for someone (dont air)
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linkedin pe mjhe job nhi milti yaha logo ko biwi/shohar mil rhe
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ask an aiesec member about aiesec and the reply will always be you'll grow so much here
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omerkitnihaiapki lore:
- i've been admitted to the er twice for major burns or whtever they call those
- i've fallen from a moving bus and a car going 70is
- i've never broken a bone
- i've had a suv run over my foot twice
jay lore:
⁃I’ve died before for 3 minutes
⁃I’ve been almost hit by a train
⁃I’ve swallowed glow stick solution ( not intentionally )
⁃I’ve met sage the Gemini (twice)
⁃I’ve met Patrick at the oscars
⁃I’m like 5% Irish
⁃had 5 staples/stitches in my head
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ye ummah jahanam mei
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Joking abt someone's death doesn't make u funny. Ppl should know that by now
I would request the gov to increase petrol prices so such accidents shouldn’t take place ,RIP Alhamdulliah khattak
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5 months....
just seen her watch my most recent story while I've been on delivered for 9 hours
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the only decent tweet from a pakistani politician on the issue I've seen so far
Ending Israel's illegal occupation, settlement expansion on Palestinian land, and oppression against innocent Palestinians are key for peace, justice, and prosperity in the region. I am not surprised by today's events. What else can one expect when Israel continues to deny
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focusing on the single B on his record while he has an exceptional CV brimming with ECAs you won't find in an ordinary student's record. and the kid was already on a 70% scholarship
An exceptionally brilliant student gets a B in O levels computer science and gets admission in LUMS for computer science and his sister says “My father didn’t do corruption as a civil servant so Pakistani Twitter must pay me 5 lakh a semester”
This country is amazing
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try not to quote an outdated psychologist next time
@trulyh8ithere
the next time you come at me, make sure you know what the fuck your talking about, YOU get educated with your stupid-begging-for-attention ass. link ker raha hun article, agli dafa parh ke ana.
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nose piercing wali larki ko eidi dete dete poora bank acc khali kr deta likin ye dunya bari zalim hai
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5 pairs of boots and more than 20 shirts middle class mere L se
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cheated on his wife should top the list but i mean killer looks aint that bad either
Problematic things Shah Rukh Khan has done
a much needed thread:
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abbu ke aik dost aye hue the. unki beard french aur baal daari sab safaid. ammi kehti jao kfc wale babe se pata karo pepsi lenge ya nhi
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iba students ne program office kr bahar palestine solidarity protest se apna quota poora krliya ab loreal talent hunt program tu miss nhi kr skte na
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@Lelli22_
@Diablos541
@DougieCritchley
@AtTheBridgePod
fourth with a transfer ban and ur best players leaving. had abraham outscoring firmino going h2h with salah. had mount hudson odoi all step up. set the stage for the ucl win next year that was a great season regardless
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GPA aisy lao ke 4 log tmhari pre-uni academic record pe yakeen krna chor de
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yes aus openers have hit 7 sixes in 4.3 overs
If you are seeing all these games and you still think Pakistan lost because of their batting, then I dont know what to tell you.
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i spent 13k on this perfume, and today my mother was wearing an eerily similar scent she bought from botal gali for less than 2k
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i wont be watching. need to read some jane austen, arundathi roy, and amina yaqeen these days. also on another note i can lateral raise 18 kg for reps with great form and i don't talk to other women
Sydney Sweeney and Ana de Armas are collaborating on an upcoming film called “Eden.”
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female girl
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hey guys what do we think about relationships that are objects of dopamine consumption for people on the internet?
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saare karachi walo ka elitism ubher ubher ke nikal rha. ghareeb ki himmat kese hue eid manane ki
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supercard 1000 rs ka kab hugya that used to be 500rs when it came out
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good air conditioning shld be in a top 3 condiditons for an office
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ironically, the first sentence has a verb tense inconsistency. using wasn't implies that you arent a grammar freak anymore hence it's annoying ki jagah it used to annoy me hona chahiye tha
I wasn't a grammar freak, but it's annoying sometimes. Guys 'despite' k sath 'of' nahi lagta, 'did' k sath 2nd form nahi hoti, aur single bande k sath, jo tum sab ho, 1st form k sath 's' ya 'es' lagta hai. Imperative sentences me 's' nahi hota, baki parhane k liye me pese loon g
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iba admin really needs to do something about iba politics. you'd be helping a freshmen on the group and they'll be deleting your msgs q k party affiliation nhi hai
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whatsapp looks so ugly god save this gen of companies from the shackles of minimalism
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"bhai tu ab tak azaad hai? chal khair qaid hone wala ramadan mubarak" to every guy and a "ap aj ghar se kia nikli yaha tu mulk ke kone kone se chaand dikh jaane ki shahdate aane lag gai ramadan mubarak" to every girl
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pakis either have a very warped sense of what the socioeconomic classes look like or they're just outright denying the privilege they enjoy. The latter is more likely
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cant believe ive had 2 chances to be in a relationship the past 2 years and i managed to fumble both
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cal 3 went great Alhumdulillah no calculus courses for a while now
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@Satya_Prakash08
@iamAhmadshahzad
thats funny because i rmr kholi gill rohit walking off the pitch with scoring less than 10 runs each only 1 match ago
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speaking against the taliban government is easier than speaking against the israeli atrocities but that won't get her those front row tickets for the barbie premiere
It was an honour to deliver the
@NelsonMandela
Annual Lecture and call out what is happening in Afghanistan for what it is: gender apartheid.
Please watch and share. The world must wake up to what’s happening and support women and girls in Afghanistan.
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aye hafte ki baat hai saddar mei phir kahi kisi ahmadio ke jamatkhane ke bahar hujoom jama hu jata. apko twitter pe ye shayd na dikhta hu. aj kal ku mei aik larka larki ke saath ghoomte hue nazar aajai jamaiat wale jamarat smjh ke phonch aate kankariyan marne
Is it just me or do these stories of ahmedi hate and intolerance mostly come from punjab,growing up in Karachi it was never a secret who was or wasn’t an ahmedi & it rlly didn’t bother anyone. Even in uni where we had a literal mullah wing we’ve never heard of any hate incidents
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islamabadi scams bhi itne alag hote hai
Weirdest shit happened. Someone got my number from idk where. Thought my last name was my husband's and tried to tell me he was gay.
Being told my 70 year old very strict military dad is gay wasn't on my list for 2024 😭 so I figured I'd humour him
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maududi sahab also opposed the pakistan movement to end up in pakistan, called modern democracy unislamic to later end up participating in all elections, and sold himself to ayub and every other military dictator that came along
Maududi saab was sentenced to death in the "Islamic Republic of Pakistan" and was even taken to the gallows in order to scare him into submission to tyranny one night.
The tyrants were incredibly stupid to think they could scare a man like him with death...
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agar kisi larki ko sehri ke waqt ghussa aarha hu tu wo sehri ke waqt bhi sehri hoti hai
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see the difference between him and taylor's activism? this is my goat. only mention him and taylor in the same sentence if taylor speaks up for the avg askari 4 citizen
Hello
@ECP_Pakistan
All voting was cancelled today at askari 4 - karachi. Almost 15,000 eligible voters reside in that area. No official update regarding this. What is happening? Please update. We need an answer.
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last 2 girls i yapped to abt football manager ji politics pak muslim nationalism and anime abt dont talk to me anymore so im not falling for this
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boat basin pizza hut was well known for it during early 2010s. i was devastated when i heard he passed away in a target killing incident
Serious enquiry can oomfs living in Pakistan or India pls confirm whether this was a thing (trying to see smth)
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yes because everyone's responsible for the political ideologies people related to them follow
would be so helpful if with each hop and skip they mention who their parents and grandparents vote for in Gujarat lol
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