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Hi I'm Charles (or Dan). I like making guys in suits lesbians from new jersey. I am very normal about Charles Offdensen.
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"sapphic" "achillean" shut up all relationships will be labeled as yuri or yaoi from now on
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If you like a delicious filet mignon from a 5 star restaurant you may enjoy eating raw sewage directly from a sewer pipe
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Sam and Max when they have to answer that phone
Btw every single one of the ships I ship looks like this
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There's a universe out there where Rick and Morty was cancelled at season 3 and I got a fifth season of Metalocalypse. Unfortunately I was put in the universe god forsakened
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SIDE ORDER SPOILERS //
THERE'S ALSO THIS. WHICH IS. OKAY!
SIDE ORDER SPOILERS //
my jaw dropped????
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Metalocalypse and Venture bros please save me from this wicked show that will set adult animation discussion back like 10 years. I can't deal with people online saying this is how they're all like or bluey is an adult show I CAN'T
The trailer for A24’s ‘HAZBIN HOTEL’ has been released.
Releasing January 19 on Prime Video.
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Metalocalypse makes a sex joke and I laugh. Helluva boss makes a sex joke and I stay stone faced. How it should be
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Oh yeah, I forgot 😊 WHERE WERE WE 😡
This is technically a spoiler but it's so funny when Sam slips out of his noir attitude when you mess up a puzzle before immediately switching back into noir. He's a DWEEB!!!
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🕺I got the Lord
Claim a it’s always sunny in philadelphia clip
here’s mine:
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That's one show. Like that's one singular show
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@ people who use lesbian as an insult
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One of these is painful and excruciating and hurts the psyche. The other is I have no mouth and I must scream.
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@midtowncowboys
It's also really funny that the female leads feels like. Secondary to the male supporting cast. Like the angel twist for vaggie would be better if we spent more time developing her and her relationship with Charlie
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WELL
We need more movies and TV shows about complete fucking idiots.
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Life changing
Twitter was founded 17 years ago today.
What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Funniest part of the AOTD credits
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It's so unfortunate that he's adorable because he's so annoying
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He's so cute (referring to a middle aged rabbit)
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"oh like disco Elysium-" WRONG!!!!
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why are canon trans guys in media always shy and awkward where’s the representation for trans guys that just suck to be around. real assholes
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Let's save us all some time. Here's the winners
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STOP FUCKING TOUCHING HIM
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people died
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BRENDON SMALL SHALL PAY
i always find it funny when a fandom knows the showrunner’s name because more often than not if they’re mentioned by name it’s never a good thing 😭
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Salacia: I will destroy the world and everything you hold dear
Skwisgaar:
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METALOCALYPSE 🤘 NUMBER ONE ADULT SWIM CARTOON 🤘 FOREVER 🤘
What’s y’all’s favorite cartoon (don’t say gravity falls, adventure time, owl house or atla, really think!)
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BLOODLINES
Check out the latest Metalocalypse themed ID bump that just aired during tonight's premiere of Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar!
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Remember how the discourse currently is how fandom treats women who "get in the way" of gay ships. You people are insufferable and annoying. Leave miss green girl alone!
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"Justin Roiland drama" is a weird way to put "Justin Roiland was charged with domestic violence" and to put that on the same level as a shitty cartoon is? Weird!
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Is this game good
Okay let's get the big news out of the way: Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse Remastered is coming out Spring of 2024! You can wishlist it on Steam:
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Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse Remastered out August 14th 2024
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Same as it ever was. Don't get me started on Venture Bros or even Inside Job
I was discussing this issue with friends. It's frustrating when I'll hear some people get mad that their shows get cancelled yet they were watching or downloading it illegally and those views and downloads, now in the MILLIONS these days, don’t count for a show’s ratings at all!
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"What did you find you filthy wretch?" is so fucking funny
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For those who don't know
FIRST NICKLES TATTOO RETWEET. NEXT NICKLES WEDDING CAKE TOPPERS
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What if I told you this is also the fandom treated Pickles sometimes
bonus points if he has a female love interest / girlfriend / wife that gets cut out of the picture for his male best friend / enemy / literally a man he's never met in his life.
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SAY THE LINE BART
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“It’s just a hug”
The hug:
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Cannot stop thinking about Max in pokemon fusion
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Sam and Max cartoon I miss you
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@RAlDENMETALGEAR
I feel sick. Like I did t even watch atsv and I feel like I need to defend it with my life
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I know a lot of people have been mentioning Kaworu is a yaoi veteran and that's true but don't forget that Max has been homoing it up since 1987.
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GET READY AUTISM AUGUST
On August 14, Sam & Max will lose their minds in... THE DEVIL'S PLAYHOUSE! The final chapter of Telltale's Sam & Max trilogy has been lovingly remastered by a small team that worked on the original game.
Coming to PC, Nintendo Switch, Xbox, and PlayStation!
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Rob Tinkler remains the king
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i think romanticizing cannibalism is disgusting actually
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I HAD TO DOUBLE TAKE. YOU.
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And finally
"do you think they had a situationship" and it's two characters from entirely different verses
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Very ironic an adult swim show has this bit in it
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lol. That's cute
Back at it with the propoganda, DO IT FOR JAKE, THEY HAVE SHITTY MATCHING TATTOOS
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