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if you ever want to view the outer limits of how insufferable humans can be, you gotta witness these whiny grown men, mad that a Disney ride with Home-Depot-quality animatronics is being replaced with an updated version where kids actually recognize the characters
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure has added a banner before the second lift that just adds to the confusion of the placement of the attraction in Magic Kingdom.
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this was the most bizarre snl opening in history - Nikki Haley cameo trying to recover from her Civil War comments WITH THE HELP OF AYO EDEBIRI???? I’m lost
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@VVNKer
@punished_cait
Hey it’s me! I actually don’t hide my stuff that well haha, which I know is ironic but I already have so much of my info out there that I think it would be super difficult to try & hide it all
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Why is a boot manufacturer judging who gets to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader
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“You have no idea how theme parks work”
you’re right I have no clue what it’s like to lose a beloved attraction here I am working at Spectacle of Dancing Lights after my Honey I Shrunk the Kids Playgound shift & also here I am as Silvermist at Pixie Hollow in Toontown
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@bayneframework
was the time & effort taken to record & edit this video worth the 15 likes Bayne
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Hi everyone! This is my tiktok! Being called some names in the replies… just want to clarify that people ask me to find their birthdays on my tiktok account & I only do it consensually. & I never said nobody else can do this, I’m just showing my process & havin’ fun. Thanks!
Holy. Shit. You think your social media account is anonymous? Think again 😳
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@ThomasBellmore
@notcapnamerica
I don’t mean to come off smug! I just get excited when I find it like solving a puzzle. People also challenge me to do it & are mean about it sometimes thinking I’ll be so bothered by their comment & subsequently choose them to make a video. That may be why I sound proud
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the one-of-a-kind ability of this man to get me to read an entire thread about aristocratic suits, & as an extra treat he drops the greatest clap back I’ve seen in a while. I love him
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@saintzakai
hi I was gonna make a video but I think it would be more fun & creepy to just tweet you here - 11/6/1995 💅
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not to be that person, but ADHD ruined parts of my life I can’t ever get back. Adderall doesn’t give me energy, it gives me the feeling of “oh, things in life matter. Getting out of bed matters. Paralyzing yourself because of crippling apathy ISN’T normal, actually!”
So Adderall is just amphetamine that Americans take on a daily basis and somehow this is legal?
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I love what I do on TikTok, but I get devastating messages from people asking me to help them find friends/relatives & it is really taking a toll on me lately. Weighing heavy on my mind that I can’t help people like that & they think I can.
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@DreamfinderGuy
I didn’t say it’s the only reason they changed the ride or any ride. Making a decision with recognizability in mind makes sense financially, I think we can all agree on this for any company ever.
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I think my tiktok villian origin story will be 14-year-olds with a private account, no profile picture, & a username like hi294848328374 commenting “you can’t find my birthday because I’m too good loser”
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tomorrow is exactly one year since I posted my first ever consensual doxxing TikTok. WHAT A RIDE
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one year ago if you told me I’d be a speaker on a cybersecurity panel I would have been like “hey. I didn’t go to college. What the hell are you talking about.”
& tbh that is still my reaction.
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my husband didn’t want to make too much noise while I am working so he went into the garage without telling me & hooked up the blender to our Subaru to make a smoothie
can’t wait to love this dude forever
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these two comments posted at the exact same time really sum up my TikTok experience
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NBC with a little summary of the magic that happened a few days ago!
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was just crossing the street & a man blasting music out of his car yelled to me “do you know who sings this song”
I said “no, who”
He said “ME BITCH” then made an illegal left turn at the light
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you can go on TikTok & say “I was robbed today walking down the street” & there will immediately be replies to you saying “absolutely stupid on your part, why didn’t you just not go outside?????”
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for months my husband has been trying to get scammers to break character when they text him & it finally happened today. he is so proud
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thank you for the wonderful interview, Daysia! I had a great time.
i spoke with tiktoker notkahnjunior, who "consensually doxxes" her viewers (not fully, she only publicly shows birthdays!)
her videos are showing people that their private accounts are not as private as they seem. thank you
@human_corndog
for chatting!
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fellas is it gay to recognize a naturally occurring phenomenon when it rains
Man claims “wokeness” in Target’s boys section is “destroying masculinity” after discovering various shirts with rainbows including one with a cloud hula hooping a rainbow and a tropical themed shark shirt.
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ok you won the super bowl woohoo what about the thousands of infected mushroom zombies under your city ding dongs
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I GOT TICKETS FROM A GIRL ON FACEBOOK OH MY GOD IM GOING TO TAYLOR TONIGHT!!!!!
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Dan Povenmire followed me & commented that I am his favorite tiktok account so basically I can be cremated alive because I have nothing left to achieve in my meager life
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met so many great people through the TikTok, specifically a whole community of creators on Discord just helping each other thrive.
I love the internet!!!!!!!
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@DrewDisneyDude
thank you for sharing this!! here is the original TikTok trying to send the Disney bat signal out! So so happy that everyone came together to give these boys the magical evening they deserved.
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I apologize for my behavior when the hem of my sock was not perfectly aligned with my toes
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I DO NOT KNOW WHY I HAVE A CHECKMARK I DIDNT PAY I NEVER PAID WHY DO I HAVE IT
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“I make six figures” ok that’s between 100,000 & 999,999 dollars babe. if someone told me “I have a car” I’m immediately thinking a ‘92 Corolla with 4 different hubcaps , not a lambo
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About to eat for free at a grand opening of an Outback Steakhouse. I’ve peaked.
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married a big cutie one year ago today, & going to the best ice cream shop in Chicago beforehand was an equally good decision
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nothing gives me greater inner peace than when someone replies “thank you this worked!” to my 3-year-old Reddit comment about a workaround I discovered for a Red Dead 2 bug.
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just trying to relay this on all of my socials so I can minimize having the conversation individually:
my dog was struck by a car in a crosswalk & did not make it. My husband & other dog were also hit, but both are okay.
It hurts to exist right now. Love you, lil Fern.
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Guy at work heard me talking behind him & said “are you TikTok Kahn” & I said YEAH! & he said “I didn’t even see your face I just heard your voice & recognized it”
Life’s so weird & awesome!!!!!!!!!
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I’M MARRIED!!!!
also including two pics of my flower girls since I know that’s why you’re here
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fellas is it gay to wear a shirt & pants at the same time
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@alexluber
When I saw Dear Evan Hansen, as we were walking out an elderly woman said to her friend “I love that song he sang on the Tonys but he should have sang it last!”
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got married about a month ago but will NEVER get over this photo of all the epic goated cracked gamers from my
@steelseries
fam
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it’s really fun as a POC to have some traction on social media, & then think “well, wonder when the racist comments are gonna start”.
They did, everybody! They did!
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I feel confident to finally admit this:
I hate the beach. I hate sand. I hate salty water. I hate sand getting in my things & having to bring them home sandy. I hate baking in the sun.
I HATE THE BEACH
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starting a new therapist today & wishing I had a PowerPoint to give her instead of having to recap my entire traumatic lore
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I know I have like 12 followers but I am still excited about my Halloween name
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“Hey you don’t make as many tiktoks like you did before”
Yeah sorry I started going to therapy & ran out of my adderall prescription lmao
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nobody learned a single thing from my TikToks did they
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I always want to retweet this guy because he’s amazing but I worry people will think I’m agreeing with the tweet & not just enjoying the massive trolling he does
To the paramedic who saved my life.
When someone calls you beautiful, it's supposed to be a compliment
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new job today!!!!!! (just changing restaurants but still EXCITED)
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the confidence of people standing up when the plane lands, in addition to us being row FORTY FIVE is admirable
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are we only dating men who brush their hair with a balloon now
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I worked on, at the time, the largest cruise ship on earth for 3+ years. People do not die on every cruise LMAO
So. I’m never going on a cruise.
I learned that cruises have morgues and like 4-6 people DIE on each cruise and they never tell passengers.
Apparently if they have a random ice cream party, then more people died that they have room for and they need space in the freezer. 😵💫
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Just ate a chicken quesadilla in a hot tub on my hotel balcony. yes I am on vacation.
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I love Twitter because someone can be named “cum sorcerer” & someone else can say “cum sorcerer is a stupid name” & the cum sorcerer can reply that the person is homophobic & be 100% serious
where else could I have just read that interaction. nowhere.
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smugly & confidently told my husband i could mow the lawn by myself without his help
Overheated 1/3 of the way & currently fighting for my life in the basement as he finishes the rest
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if you’re trying to prove you’re a totally normal person who doesn’t get irrationally angry about theme park rides definitely respond like this
@notkahnjunior
Bitch, you OLD compared to most of us 💀👵🏻
Take your comments back to the retirement home
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where’s ol worm brain right now get up there & let the worms debate
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Unwilling to address this I see
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I had $21 in my pocket & I was walking to the store. At some point I pulled out my phone & the money must have fallen out, because when I got to the store it wasn’t there.
I retraced my steps & saw two women super excited standing on the sidewalk, holding cash. As I walked
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Kehlani follows me on TikTok so I regret to inform you all I have nothing left to live for
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I hate Deadpool because he convinced every unfunny dude that being mean to people under the guise of fourth-wall-breaking sarcasm is a positive trait that people want to deal with in the real world
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Tonight while serving a guest saw me take a sip of water from a deli container & said loudly “oh they really do drink out of those like on The Bear”
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Seeing Challengers for $6 & the white seats are the only ones taken. Unlimited popcorn & drink refills.
Weekday movie matinees ARE THE WAY.
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manifesting that a cool thing happens to me soon please if you could think about the cool thing happening for me thank you
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this is the funniest internet analysis of me I’ve seen
@blufordpusser
@PigCakee
@CensoredMen
She said in a follow up video that the research in this case took an hour. Then another hour to make the video. All on her phone. I assume she's on the spectrum.
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helping mod my neighborhood Facebook group is the worst thing I ever agreed to do
guy 1: i have a thought
guy 2: mods remove this i hate it
guy 1: mods remove his comment about me I hate it
me: I can’t remove comments just because you two disagree
both guys: mods are cucks
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I’ve been doing extra work on tv shows for the last month, & I have to say this with my whole chest:
People who hate to be told what to do love to take jobs where they are told what to do all day. WHY.
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please is this real are you talking about me actually
You don't go to theme parks, so get the fuck out of the conversation you vapid bitch. ✌️
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bought 2 baguettes. left the house to go give 1 baguette to my neighbor. return to missing baguette. check cctv.
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nothing baffles me more than internet comments that basically say “I’ve interpreted what you said/did to mean this, & even though you clarified I am now mad at you because of my wrong interpretation”
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the craziest thing about these tweet stealing tiktoks is that the stealer makes 0 dollars from stealing. The video is only monetized if it’s over a minute long. ITS ALL FOR THE NARCISSISM
This girl on tiktok ripped my tweet word for word and it has 133k likes and she’s replying to the comments keeping up the ruse as if she actually lived this experience herself this is literal Keara Sullivan appropriation!! My lore is not ur costume!!
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Because it’s a theme park & they’re allowed to do whatever they want
@notkahnjunior
Then how come other old attractions get to stick around for decades practically untouched? Why not change those too if change is so great?
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I’m seeing Wicked tonight with my husband, & he has somehow never consumed one lick of media about this show. Genuinely has no idea what it is. Will report back at intermission.
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If you create content & you didn’t think of creating it without seeing someone else do it first, credit them. Even if it’s “loosely” inspired, credit them. CREDIT THEM.
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I love when a band leaves the stage without playing their most famous song & all of us are like hehe where’d they go & then they come back & we all say yes the adult peekaboo worked I have been hoodwinked once again
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I am bored.
He ordered a chocolate chip cookie dough from Boston Scoops in Faneuil Hall Marketplace. I will explain. 🧵
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