Nimay Ndolo
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TikTok took this down for, “community guideline,” violations. Anyway devs and tech folk, NO FREE WORK!!!
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DEVELOPERS!! Watch out for these red flags and don’t get SUPERPLAYED by startups. NO FREE WORK*
*unless you own significant founder/cofounder’s shares
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Angelas live among us and chances are, you know a few. This week, we saw them in the news
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The
@StanleyCup
came to BROOKLYN!! Stanley took the time out of the 2023
@NHL
Stanley Cup Playoffs to come hang. Best date ever!!
#StanleyCup
#StanleyCupPlayoffs2023
#NHL
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Legend says that software developers talk shit and communicate in morse code via their keystrokes
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Do not mention Google in Steve Ballmer’s house. He don’t play that
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Literally the most magical human being alive
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I swear to you, nobody wants to drive this shit
Driving a futuristic Mercedes AVTR on public roads. What do you think about this concept?
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Let me hear one more superDev talk about how they scored a 6-figure HTML job at FAANG+friends with no technical interviews. Gtfo
#ItsNotPossibu
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Before last week, I was referred to as, “Gaga from TikTok,” or, “Pumpussity from Instagram.” As of yesterday night we can add, “Bushwick Girl from Twitter,” to my list of epithets lmao
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THIS
Companies: We don't have 6 months to spend training a junior.
Also companies: Spends 6 months trying to hire a senior dev.
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Lmaoooo 😂
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Thanks for the share Femi! 💚🤍💚
When the Tories have finished underfunding & understaffing the NHS, and making you hate the staff who risked their lives to save you after a decade of paycuts...
They'll tell you privatisation is the answer.
Here's
@nimayndolo
in America to explain what that's like.
#NHSStrikes
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Abolish these incompetent fucks. They know how to do this, but when it comes to solving disappearances or or giving actual help, they’re clueless.
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It’s officially been 8 days of this shit.
@tiktok
@tiktokcreators
HAVE YOU EVER POOPED OUT OF ANXIETY?? Because that’s the point I’m getting to now. Anxiety shitting. SEND ME A PASSWORD RESET LINK!!!
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He’s THE happiest baby in the world ffs. Lil brother’s mental health is about to be 100% for all eternity
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This emoji: 😀, is the most hostile thing. You can’t convince me otherwise. Especially when paired this way: 😀👍🏾
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So I’ve started interspersing non-tech content with my tech content and tbh, thank y’all for enjoying it just as much ❤️
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Literally me. Coding and tech are NOT my passions. I WORK in tech. It’s my job, but definitely not what makes my blood run red. I code at work and chase my dreams outside of work 🤷🏾♀️
I don't code outside of work.
I don't study coding outside of work.
I am perfectly fine with my career moving at a normal pace. I am happy for anyone who becomes a senior in 2 years, but that's not what I'm after. I'm after balance, building community and not burning out.
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It’s always interesting to encounter your online bullies irl—especially when they’re fellow creators :)
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Their relationship is so cute 😂😂😂
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Yeah, I need to stop this
the feminine urge to start sentences with “i think” when in actuality, i know for a fact
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Wait. This is the FUNNIEST thing I’ve ever seen. I’m actually jealous
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Oh my god. This woman is actually disgusting. Wow wow wow.
This is Andi Owen, CEO of MillerKnoll. She received a bonus of nearly $4,000,000. This is her response to workers annoyed that they won’t be receiving one.
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Blessings unto the individual who conceived the thought of and brought forth boba tea. Peace unto you and your generations. A bitch out here going broke on the shits
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This is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen this week
I promise you can’t predict what Roseanne says in this video
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Weed vape
During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?
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No. It’s an ABSOLUTE blast, but I’m DEFINITELY not passionate about it.
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I LITERALLY HAVE A LIST OF 60+ y/o WOMEN IN ATL I WANT TO HAVE TEA AND TALK SHIT WITH
I should start a platonic matchmaking service where eccentric old women and silly young girls can be paired up to have tea together
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Lmao that’s Mardy. He used to come into the gym I used to work at in College. The dude is full of nothing but good vibes. He just loves people 😂😂😂
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THIS
$15 minimum wage is an outdated demand. $30 is a living wage.
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You ugly piece of shit. So people shouldn’t protest for issues that don’t affect them? It truly shows how soulless, heartless, and sociopathic you and your kind are. Burn in hell.
@davenewworld_2
In case everyone missed it, 24/7 abortions are still legal in CA. Fascinating how these people protest for something that hasn’t changed for them.
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This makes me physically sick. I wish nothing but the WORST for this doctor. I wish nothing but the WORST for men who treat women’s BODIES as OBJECTS for their own selfish enjoyment. I’m literally in so much tears after watching this video that I wish I didn’t see it 😞
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Tis not possible to photoshop one’s ash from one’s photo - Socrates (405 BC)
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Unbelievable. Who woulda thought!
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Lmao explaining that it’s a real job to apartment leasing offices 😂🙄
me trying to explain that social media is a real job to my grandparents
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I just watched a black girl apply a fake tan to even out her skintone and blend hyperpigmentation. She ended up with a glowy, even brown tone…she might be onto something…
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Her name is Sarah Jane Comrie
@notcapnamerica
The speed with which she took her badge off to hide her identity and then attempted to weaponize fake tears, WHEW. 💯
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Agreed tbh
Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think that nimay ndolo babe on tiktok is funny 🤷🏾♀️
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The highlight/insult of the day was someone calling me a, “Stack Overflow Influencer.” I was SENT
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Imagine waking down this hall and having it never end
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It’s always the dudes wearing patagonia who stay asking you to do the weirdest shit
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Exactly what they said when my mom delivered me
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@TikTokSupport
@tiktok_us
@tiktokcreators
I’ve DM’d you, submitted tickets, and stalked your support employees on LinkedIn in order to email them. Can someone respond to one of the 93 emails/tickets/form submissions I’ve sent. I just want a password reset link
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This is QUITE LITERALLY what will happen 😂
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Do you all realize that we are mf sims. Isn’t this some shit y’all would have your sims do out of nowhere?? Anyway, sis has TECHNIQUE
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the cheapest and most effective form of therapy is listening to Beyoncé’s Renaissance chronologically.
and on repeat.
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The plant head SENT me into orbit 😂
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This baybeigh is about to have trust ISSUES
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THIS
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Top Gun was an absolute COCKSHOW. Payback, Maverick, Hangman, Rooster, Bob, Vice Admiral: dear god, ugh 😍
***Yes, I said Bob. Do not sleep on Bob
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The Airbnb I stayed in last night took design tips from the film, Barbarian. Btch, I thought I was gonna die
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@DeePhunk
@wowiwrite
I called my apartment a hellhole because it’s a fourth floor walkup and I didn’t want to buy furniture to bring it up 4 flights. In my comments, I talked about how I like EFB. I explained this all in my fourth vid. This whole Twitter saga is surprising
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A bitch (me) is 7 hours away from finishing
#mistborn
: TWoA. This means I have one more book till I’m out of the 1st era. Time to see what these fuckers on Reddit were talking about. Btw I love you
#brandonsanderson
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STARTUP: I want this cool app! I want it to do <insert rad thing>! I need devs!
DEV: Cool idea! You got dev money?
STARTUP: Uh…
DEV: …If you don’t have McDonald’s money, y’aint getting McDonalds. Same goes for devs.
#NoDevMoney
#NoDevs
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If you see anyone circulating photos or videos of
@1YoungTakeoff
’s body, REPORT IT. If you retweeted or shared any, DELETE IT. People are getting WAY too comfortable viewing mutilated black bodies.
IMAGINE IF IT WAS YOUR FAMILY.
DELETE OR REPORT!!!
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This is my favorite tweet
when guys on dating apps ask me who my favourite philosopher is i make up a random german sounding name. half of the time they “oh yeah i’ve read some of his stuff”
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If you are a politician who is deep throating lobbyist money and turning a blind eye to the homelessness and inflation crisis, I hope that when the revolution happens, your heads are boiled and placed on spikes. You are subhuman and hellfire cannot WAIT to embrace you
This a good video speaking about the reality of the quickly growing homeless crisis in this country.
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Bruh 😂😂
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HONESTLY 😂😂
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Can they make a non alcoholic Smirnoff Ice, so I can drink as much as I want of it without hating myself?
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Why are those women assaulting him????
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😬 I’m doing the one thing I HATE and using React to do a static site because I don’t want to set up Webpack.
*sigh*
I am hypocrite
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YOU CANNOT EAT AT EVERYONE’S HOUSE!!!
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QUOTE
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