NdukoXIII
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Usidharau mtu. Unajua p-unit walinyimaga Diamond collabo some days back?😂
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Hii Kenya ni kama tumefika ile part ya 'nasi tujitoe' kwa national anthem.
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Ukienda meeting ya biashara piga luku fiti. Nukia fresh. Hata ukipata gari tokezea nayo. First impression is your final impression.
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Ebu leta zile site naeza nunua kinembe direct. Time ya talking stage nitafute pesa nayo.
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Unadhani mtu anakuwa funny kumbe ni depression iko karibu kummaliza.
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Juu Zakayo anaeza cheza cheza na network, nmeona tuchanuane na story ya VPN. I'm dropping the list of VPN you can use. Ongeza hapo Kwa list. Bookmark and repost widely.
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Kenya tuko na Goliath, Zakayo na Musa. Sasa mwenye hatujapata ni virgin Mary tu😂
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Juu ligi imerudi si tuchanuane zile site za kustream magame. Ndo hizi hapa👇Ebu add zingine.
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Wasee wa WhatsApp wanaiba meme huku alafu wanacrop na sisi tunairudisha huku kuconfirm 😂
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Juu mmeulizia sana nataka niwafanyie thread ya sites za online writing usikose ya kabej. Turn on notification.
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Freelancers huwezi waelewa. Leo anaeza kuitisha za cabbage na kesho upate ako Maldives.
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Acha kwanza tuchanuane na story ya VPN. Naangusha list hapa👇 Ongeza zingine.
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Shida yako ni ku earn in Kenya shilling na unapiga sherehe na wenye wana earn in foreign currency.
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Online nayo kunakuwaga na pesa kila saa. Ni uombe tu ujue mahali pesa zinatoka saa hii. Niwashow form ya ganji?
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People who live in Kenya are Kenyans. What about people who live in Seychelles?
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Ni nini Ile ukiona msee amevaa unajua huyu anajua kupiga luku?
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Kama unataka kujua pombe sio mbaya, before upige deal illegal unafaa ukuwe sober.
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Why is it that those who say education is a scam take their kids to expensive schools?
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Unajua vile VPN ni important? Leo ntawachanua. Kama rada kwa TL yangu.
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We only know illegal deals which didn't go through. This means there are a lot of illegal deals which are successful we don't know about.
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Hata ufanye skin care gani na ukunywe maji mingi. Dawa ya ngozi ni pesa.
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Online writing bado iko?
Ebu leta hizo sites/account names zenye ziko na kazi.
Comrade hii sem wasikule ngumu.
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@Kimuzi_
Remember masanse hupita Kwa biashara ndogo twice a week kuchukua hongo as if it is legal.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Mi naona tungoje students wa campus warudi alafu tupange protest moja Mega kama ile ya Bangladesh. Mnaona aje?
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Our bodies are meant to be working. That's why ukiwa busy si rahisi ukuwe mgonjwa.
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Mwanaume unafaa ukuwe na >1m kwa bank. Kama hauna wewe ni dem. Tukuite jina gani?
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Bring those Illuminati and devil worshiping stories za pale highschool. Nliwai sikia kuna wasee walikuwa wanafungua box wanapata chapo moto😂
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Nikiwa na 50k, ni wapi naeza enda vacation hapa Kenya nienjoy?
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Nataka kuishi Thika road. Ni mtaa gani ile iko na vijana wa gari kali kali?
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Apart from thighs, ni part gani ile ya dem ukishika anapumua kama exhauster?
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Ruto haendi swearing in ya Kagame. Gen Z wamefanya Ruto hatoki nje unaeza dhani ni introvert 😂
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Hiyo siku ya kuoccupy JKIA itabidi nibebe passport. Sitaki nijipate kwingine kama illegal.
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Mtu kwake ako na set up kali ya writing lakini ofisi iko kwa simu 😂
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Si mlisema hii inchi iuzwe kila mtu apatiwe share yake? Ni kama Rais ameanza na JKIA 😂
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Wale watu wanapenda Nairobi kama mimi, ni nini inafanya upende Nairobi kuliko ushago?
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How does the government know the price of drugs if they are really illegal?
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Check on those friends who make fun of everything. They are no okay I swear.
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The worst part of an addiction is that you rarely realise you are addicted.
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Huyo madam aliletewa ndoto eti sistake amezikwa hapo Kwa kware si atupatie future ya Kenya na Zakayo jameni. Labda ndo Joseph wa enzi zetu.
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Crypto bros, tell us which crypto currency to invest in short and long term.
Leta hizo za kumine pia tutoke block wote.
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Wale wa kucheza aviator ebu leta ujanja mnatumiaga. Mine in the comments.👇
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@KhalifKairo
Kwani hautakuwa kwa maandamano? JKIA Uleak kama ni maji unataka😂 uliza Larry Madowo.
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Let's comb each other on this academic/online writing thing. Nataka niaungushe zile sites zenye unaeza pata task Kwa hii thread 👇. Ongeza zingine tuchanuane.
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Unaona huyo mtu mwenye anajiongelesha unadhani amechizi, huyo ndo genius.
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Can you give your church a shout out.
Which church do you attend?
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Huyu ananiitisha deni yake na pesa niko nayo ni ya sherehe. Mko na mambo 😂
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Comrades mkiwa campus mnataka kuenda home. Mkiwa home mnataka kurudi shule. Mnataka aje?
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Kwani mnafanyaga nini huko Facebook inawaletea pesa? Nionyeshe please.
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Siku hizi ni kama kuchizi inalipa. Ona venye wendawazimu wanaangukia madeal.
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Unakosa aje lunch na hii mwezi ndo ya makambi za SDA? Siezi wafunza tena.
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Unaeza advise aje mtu alipita form 4 na saa hii life inamchapa?
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Zakayo anashangaa mbona hawa watoto wamemea pembe hivi. Hajui hawa ndo walisoma vitabu ziliandikwa na Longhorn publishers. We are the Gen Z.
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Ruto takes only the UONGO in UONGOZI.
But we promised to also take seriously the remaining ZI.
We are the Gen Z!
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What advice can you give to the newly admitted students to universities and colleges?
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Watu wa SDA najua mlipika hadi food ya kesho Jana😂 Anyways Happy Sabbath.
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What brand of air pods you know can't fail the buyer? Mine down here 👇
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If you think imagination does not have limits, try imagining a new colour.
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