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Mange de la merde.

The moral grey area
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@mteeamr
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1 year
And Egyptians remember how Israel bombed and demolished a primary school in Egypt in Bahr El Bakar bombing, 1970. Back then Moshe Dayan said: "Maybe the Egyptians put elementary students in a military base." Same lies, never forget.
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As a Lebanese seeing the bombed hospital in Gaza, I remember Qana 1996...Where Israel bombed a UN shelter (yes, you read it right). Killed 106 civilian (mostly kids). Israel was never held accountable for this massacre...Or for any other one. Today, a hospital. Hundreds killed.
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@mteeamr
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10 months
الناس حاليًا بيتقبض عليها في ألمانيا بسبب posts اونلاين زي في مصر كده مصر: ١ المانيا: ١ المواطن اللي هاجر من مصر لألمانيا: -٢
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@mteeamr
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4 years
🥺🥺🥺
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@mteeamr
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2 years
يا ساتر يارب عالcouples اللي تقف ساعات تتناقش في محل الlingerie بعد إذن الحب عايزة أجيب كلوتات
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@mteeamr
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4 years
Room الfirst dates امبارح كان فيها حاجات فشيخة. واحد بيقول كنا هانعدي الشارع فهي مسكت إيدي، أنا اتخضيت قمت زاققها بس قلت أصلح الموقف فا قلتلها معلش أصل أنا متوضي 💀💀💀
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@mteeamr
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3 years
للأسف في ناس مصممة تقلل من مشكلة التحرش في مصر بقول إن "ما ده بيحصل برة كمان عادي". يا جماعة الكلام ده مش صح، fake news, وياريت ماتكرروش. فيه أدلة وإحصائيات تثبت إن الكلام ده غلط و إن مصر مش آمنة للستات وفيها مشكلة مقارنة ببلاد تانية. الكلام ليه معنى وعيب لما نقول أي كلام.
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@mteeamr
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3 years
😂😂😂
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@mteeamr
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6 years
Hey Egypt, fuck your culture, fuck your society, fuck your values and fuck your entire way of living.
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@mteeamr
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4 years
Yay or nay?
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@mteeamr
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4 years
بعد إذن الأخلاق هي جريمة تهديد قيم المجتمع البنات بس هي اللي ممكن تتهم بيها؟ هل في أي راجل اتسجن بنفس التهمة ولا المجتمع مسئولية الستات بس؟
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@mteeamr
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4 years
واحد امبارح بيقول الحياة للعربي المسلم صعبة في ألمانيا عشان بيضطر يمشي مسا��ة كبيرة للسوبرماركت اللي فيه أكل حلال 🙂
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@mteeamr
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3 years
في واحدة إنفلونسر كانت بتعيط من التنمر عالسوشال ميديا عاملة لايڤ دلوقتي على تيكتوك بتrate فيه فساتين الجونة وبتضحك عالكومنتات اللي بتتريق/ تتنمر عاللي لابسين الفساتين 🙂🙂🙂🙂
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@mteeamr
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3 years
You guys talk a lot about marriage for a group that’s predominantly single
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@mteeamr
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11 years
Papa John's, Auntie Anne's, Uncle Ben's. Conclusion: FOOD IS YOUR FAMILY
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@mteeamr
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1 year
Germans on Twitter calling for mass genocide of Palestinians does not stem from German collective guilt. It stems from anti-Arab racism & hatred. The narrative on Twitter is to „deport all arabs“ & „not allow Palestinians to exist“. Hatred is alive and well in Germany.
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@mteeamr
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11 months
BREAKING: Germany discovers that immigrants might have opinions
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@mteeamr
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3 years
Bold of you to assume that programmers get married
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@mteeamr
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12 years
Ladies, bad guys will break your heart and most good guys are boring, bottom line: Kill yourself.
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@mteeamr
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12 years
The older I get the more I believe in this: Mothers are always right.
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@mteeamr
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2 years
كاس العالم ده لذيذ فشخ tbh
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@mteeamr
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1 year
Please reply to this tweet with why you think we all agreed that this manager is 100% Egyptian. Must find out how we recognize each other
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People who harass retail workers for internet clout are the worst. Props to the manager for standing up for his employees.
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@mteeamr
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2 years
Love it when I miss a U-turn in October / Zayed and suddenly I’m in Tunisia
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@mteeamr
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3 years
Business idea: getting your salary twice a month
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@mteeamr
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12 years
I find it very disappointing how McDonald's UK doesn't have a sandwich called McBeth.
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@mteeamr
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4 years
A double beach ❤️
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@mteeamr
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11 years
60% of my texts are "I just woke up" the other 40% are "sorry I was asleep"
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@mteeamr
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12 years
There is "hot" then there is "yekhrebet gamal ommak".
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@mteeamr
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3 years
نفس تجربتي. ٣ مرات في خلال ٨ سنين في ألمانيا ودول كانوا المتحرشين: واحد مصري واحد تركي واحد أفريقي
جماعة انا عشت برة مصر ٩ سنين من حياتي، أقصى حاجة حصلتلي كانت إن "مرة" حد صفَّرلي في الشارع، أو حد يطلب رقمي بأدب. في مصر أقل حاجة بتحصل إني بيتقالي "يلا يا شرموطة" زي السلامو عليكو بجد، وأقصى حاجة حد يلمس/يضرب/يشد جسمي غصب وإهانة وذُل. بحِسكوا عايشين في كوكب تاني والله.
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@mteeamr
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3 years
هاتكلم بس عن ألمانيا بسبب المصريين اللي عايشين هنا وبيككروا الكلام ده! (مصيبة! أومال لو ماكنتوش شايفين بعينيكم؟) شوفوا إحصائيات التحرش في ألمانيا وشوفوا عقاب التحرش إيه. فين وجه المقارنة؟ وليه عايز تهمش مشكلة الستات في مصر؟ الأرقام تقدر تquantify المشكلة وتثبتلك إن كلامك غلط
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@mteeamr
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12 years
Only God (and every other Egyptian) will judge me.
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@mteeamr
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3 years
انت لما تكون قاعد مع صحابك وتسمعهم بيتكلموا عن الستات وحش أو تشوف واحد مبحلق في واحدة دي مش إحصائية ولا دليل ولا حاجة كافية إنك تكون "رأي" عن أزمة الستات في مصر. لو مش عايز تساعد بلاش تأذي بنشر معلومات غلط وإنك تأكد للمتحرشين إنهم تمام كده ومفيش مشكلة ده العالم كله كده 👍
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@mteeamr
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3 years
العالم مش كله كده. إحنا عندنا مشكلة فعلا بس الدنيا أهو بتتغير دلوقتي، بيك أو من غيرك. بطل تبرير للمتحرشين، ماتبقاش جزء من المشكلة وإسأل نفسك بتبررلهم ليه.
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@mteeamr
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2 years
They should show this when you google eur/usd to egp
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@mteeamr
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3 years
So, we break the cycle by not having kids, right guys?
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@mteeamr
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12 years
"I'm so high right now" - Expectations.
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@mteeamr
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4 years
لو معندكش مرونة إنك تعيش في مجتمع مختلف عنك وأنت فيه أقلية أرجوك ماتسافرش وما تصدعش 🐓 أبونا بعقدة الضحية
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@mteeamr
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11 months
Having to google biblical stories to understand what a politician is talking about in 2023 is INSANE
@MyLordBebo
Lord Bebo
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🇵🇸🇮🇱🚨‼️“We should realize the prophesy of Isaiah.” Ehmm … isn’t this about Hamas?
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@mteeamr
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11 years
I live in a constant fear of sending a screenshot of a conversation to the same person I'm talking to.
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@mteeamr
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2 years
By age 30 you should have bedroom ibuprofen, living room ibuprofen and kitchen ibuprofen
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@mteeamr
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12 years
Egyptian parents: Giving you a hard time if you date when you're a teenager, then giving you the hardest time if u're not married in ur 20s.
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12 years
"so there's this guy but.." "but what?" "he puts spaces before his commas.."
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@mteeamr
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4 years
Many are asking “what’s the alternative to WhatsApp?”. Well I was hoping we stop texting altogether. Also, don’t call
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@mteeamr
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4 years
عايزين نعمل كورسات للناس قبل ماتسافر للexpectation management و the world is bigger than your bubble in Egypt
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@mteeamr
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4 years
بغض النظر أنا ماشية فين والساعة كام في برلين على طول فيه ريحة weed
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@mteeamr
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1 year
New stand up comedy show date just dropped
@ONTVEgy
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غدا.. المؤتمر الصحفي الأول للمرشح الرئاسي السيد عبد الفتاح السيسي لإعلان تفاصيل ترشحه للرئاسة
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@mteeamr
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13 years
El nus eli btuktub kedu begud cute awuii. Khudu.
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4 years
💀💀💀
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@mteeamr
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11 years
Cute bank guy: rakam hesabek kam? Me: 010123456969
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11 years
"Money doesn't buy happiness." - Tweeted via iPhone, live from my jacuzzi.
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3 years
What idiot called it stress eating and not pain au chocolat
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4 years
مهرجان الجونة لنشر الأمية
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@mteeamr
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12 years
"I don't open up to people easily" - A jar.
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12 years
How to get over your crush: Date them.
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3 years
🙃
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"Ugh why isn't he giving me attention?" *guy gives her attention* "Ugh can you like GO AWAY I need my space!" - Women.
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@mteeamr
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10 years
It's important to visit Cairo every now and then to remember why you left.
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@mteeamr
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12 years
What's Egyptians' favorite French verb? Verbe "avoir-a".
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2 years
Every gym should have its own dating app. Vote for me
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5 years
Still valid
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12 years
All men will relate: http://t.co/apV3P2iV
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12 years
When I'm arguing with someone and I use ":)" I really mean: خد السمايلي فيس ده حطه في طيزك.
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'Thugs? cool. Protests? fine. Tear gas? bitch please. Traffic? challenge accepted. Rain? NO I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!' - Egyptians.
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@mteeamr
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4 years
World: [apocalypse vibes] Me: [deletes MyFitnessPal]
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7 years
“Did you notice how most male nurses are gay?” “Maybe it’s because few straight men could do a job that requires thinking about other people”
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3 years
مفيش صاحب (من برة أكتوبر/زايد) يتصاحب
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@mteeamr
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Enta gamed neuken #ههه
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12 years
Normal people:"Oh, I like her, I should tell her that." Egyptians:"Oh, I like her, LET THE MIND GAMES BEGIN!!1!"
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@mteeamr
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12 years
مرة واحد مصري جه في معاده مات.
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[discussing the universe with mom] Me: yeah the origin of life really is a mystery Mom:..........??? [remembers religion] Me: aw mesh mystery awi ya3ni haha
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@mteeamr
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4 years
Before entering Greece you have to register yourself online and receive a QR without which you wouldn’t be able to enter the country. At the airport, they don’t scan the QR code, they look at it with their E Y E S 👏
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3 years
بحب دي أوي
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@dw_politics
DW Politics
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Should Germany be more clearly calling for a cease-fire in Gaza? We put that question to politicians from different parties in Berlin 👇
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@mteeamr
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12 years
Guys who fight in front of girls should at least have the decency to take their shirts off.
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11 years
Just because I don't want you doesn't mean I don't want you to want me.
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3 years
😂
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11 years
Pro tip: when rolling wara2 3enab with your mother, try not to lick the wara2a before closing it not to raise suspicion.
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4 years
In a room called “non sexual things that turn you on” a guy just said “when she has opinions” 😭😭😭😭
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@mteeamr
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12 years
Airport security took away my body lotion, I think if I could hijack a plane using nothing but body lotion then I fucking earned the plane.
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12 years
I wish social networks came with a "!سقفوله" button.
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12 years
A British accent can make a conversation about Justin Bieber sound like they just fixed the economy.
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@mteeamr
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4 years
وإيه تعريف "قيم المجتمع" و "إثارة الغرائز" قانونيًا؟ هل مثلًا محددين الكتف يبان منه قد إيه؟ ولا هو وكيل النيابة يتفرج ولو "غرائزه ثارت" البنت تتسجن؟
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@mteeamr
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4 years
وواحدة بتقول الحياة صعبة للبنات عشان البنت مش زي الولد وأصل ألمانيا فيها اختلاط و دي مش عاداتنا وتقاليدنا الشرقية
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@mteeamr
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11 years
Happy Valentine's day everyone!! http://t.co/iX3hagmx8C
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@mteeamr
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3 years
Just found out this creep did this to other Egyptian girls in Germany so I’m outing him. He’s an Egyptian techie who recently moved to Berlin from Hamburg. He sent me & other girls dick pics without context & without consent. In his free time he reads Qur’an on clubhouse 🙃
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@mteeamr
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12 years
Dear some Egyptian girls, you are not "Americanized" & Egyptian men are close minded. You're a whore in all cultures.
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11 years
Me: Ugh I need to talk to someone Someone: Hey Me: Ugh go away
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@mteeamr
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10 years
I hate trying to buy my mother a gift, what do you get someone who gave you everything?
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3 years
Need a healthy medium between coffee & cocaine
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13 years
الامتحان في مستوى الطالب اللي معندوش تويتر
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Does Germany launch campaigns to attract skilled workers because they need skilled workers or because they need someone to bully? Be honest
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4 years
I died
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12 years
Microbus driver cuts me off: MATFATTAH YA ROHOMMAK EH EL ARAF DAH! Guy in hot car cuts me off: To2, enta mesh shayefni walla eh?
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1 year
German media: why can’t Egypt let the Palestinians be ethnically cleansed in silence 😩😩
@ronzheimer
Paul Ronzheimer
1 year
Es passt einfach nicht zusammen, dass Ägypten so tut, als habe man ein besonders großes Herz für die Menschen in Gaza, aber gleichzeitig die Grenze nicht öffnen will, weil Terroristen ins Land kommen könnten.
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Girl: I'm so done with his shit. Girl: I'm 400% done. Girl: No seriously it's over. Guy: ..hey how r u? Girl: ugh why aren't we married yet
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3 years
An anti-vaxxer doesn’t walk into a bar
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I wish my stomach came with a "delete cookies" button.
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"يا ساتر يا رب" - Me, when I open the front camera by accident.
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