Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown
@mssdmtc
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Real Estate Agent/ Financial Advisor. Doritos affiliate (Not a professional clown. No OF )
Joined October 2012
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Last Seen Profiles
In case you missed in on my Instagram... Face reveal 🫣🥰
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Putting this on here as a test because I've had several people say my Twitter isn't showing up for them even though they aren't blocked 🤔
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The clown in my phone in my phone in my phone
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everyone wear clown makeup to work tomorrow. They can't fire us all!
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Sorry for my absence, everyone! Remember that felony nomination I received? Well....i WON 😭🩷 and the prize was a vacation that only the most creative financial advisors are lucky enough to receive! 🙌 I'll post my acceptance speech later, but for now I just wanted to say hi ☺️
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as a real estate agent who loves fun, housing bubbles are my absolute favorite! 🫧 so healing to my inner-child.🥰 gosh, I love the economy and all the joy it brings into our lives! 🥺🙌
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I should be allowed to go to work like this!! 😭💔💔💔
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Haven't posted a new picture in a while since I'm saving them all for my KoFi now! But here's a pic of a recent look I liked :o)
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(might as well post this here too.)
Finally answering my most asked question!
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Ms Size Doesn't Matter the Clown's Official Guide to Talking to Women!
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Should I do my makeup like this for my work party tomorrow
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I know I've posted this everywhere, and i apologize for that, but it's imperative that everyone watches this before midnight tonight!
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It's almost my clownniversary :)
April 14th is when MsSDMtC was born!
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Part 1 of my new series! 😊 My goal is to make everyone on earth a part of the 1%! ☝️🥰
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Now available for hire for birthday parties! I'd love to make your special day even better by giving a time share presentation to everyone at your party! 🥰
Ms Size Doesn't Matter the Clown: Putting the FUN in FUND MANAGEMENT 🤡
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For those who joined my marketing class the other day, this is a reference to logos.
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People tell me I remind them of the joker...I don't know who that is, but I like to imagine she's a silly, fun-loving gal with a heart of gold who just wants to make the world a happier place! 🥰💖
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Me vs the Animal Crossing character I think I am
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Who said clown girls can't sell houses? 🫣
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who else works tomorrow? Let's all quit! They can't fire all of us!!
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My experience working in a male-dominated industry.
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Idk if this will get me in trouble but at this point idc lol
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Merry Christmas eve eve! I hope you've all been very good this year! Let's find out if you made it on the nice list...
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As a financial advisor, the first piece of advice I give my clients is "be careful who you let handle your money! Anyone can go online and lie about being a financial advisor."
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found her in my kitchen. Does anyone know who this is.
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Happy Valentine's Day! If you're sad about being single, just think of how much money you're saving today and put that cash towards something useful instead. Like a wedding fund, a down payment for a house, or a savings account for your future children to go to college! Love you!
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Good morning! I have hidden five dozen peeled boiled eggs in your house. You must find them before they rot. Good luck. Happy Easter.
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oh yeah I don't think I ever posted my Halloween clown makeup that I wore to work :3
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Happy Halloween, friends!! Don't drink and drive!!
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PLEASe go to my page and do the Doritos thing. It looks like a spam tweet but click it and do what it says. Please. I need to win this. Please. I don't have a backup plan for my life, this is my only dream.
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Nose inspector here to inspect your nose! What seems to be the issue? It's not honking? Ah I see...well, I'm sorry son but there's nothing I can do for you. I recommend euthanasia.
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I work on Halloween so I'm gonna do clown makeup for my shift :3 which one should I do? I can't do the white base though sadly 🥲 I'm leaning towards 1! I'm gonna wear the yellow striped dress from pic 3.
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Bro LOL is there a sexual implication in this video??🧐
everyone on TT & IG are h0rny for it!! ppl are saying "she knows what she's doing" but I do not!! This is months old, I actually planned to never post it bc I thought everyone would think the retainer is gross lol
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Hey guys quick reminder that tax season is approaching soon! 😊 Might want to start getting your papers in order if you're someone who files your taxes!
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OMGGG thank you so much to whoever donated $315 billion dollars to my KoFi fund goal!!! 🥺🥺 guys we are literally going to change the world!
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Birthday party fit to eat the birthday meatloaf my mommy cooked for me
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I made a 25 minute video talking about my opinion on fast foods and it's really hard for me to watch it back so I can edit it. But it will be on my YouTube later if anyone wants to watch it lmfaooooo I have mixed feelings about myself right now
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Btw I'm posting more polaroids for sale on my KoFi in 30 minutes if anyone is interested :3
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another pic of my recent look 😚
(legally I have to disclose that I actually AM sponsored by Doritos)
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You're telling me I have to get out of bed and go to WORK? But she's so comfortable! I have to call in.
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Lmfao
Guess I’m naughty.
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Every floor is a stage if you know how to tap into your stage presence and entertain 😊✨
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I've never touched breasts before (I'm flat chested) but if I'm practicing just in case the opportunity ever arises.😊 I know God has a plan for me!
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(TW: blood, spit)
Can I get in legal trouble for this lol or can I tweet this at Doritos
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ask not what your clown girl can do for you, but what you can do for your clown girl
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Did you know I have a twin? Her name is Ms Age is Just a Number the Clown (because clowns are for any age, not just children♥️)
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It's my clownniversary!! 😄🤡❤️ Let's GOOOOO
i finally thought of my clown name ....
now introducing.....
"Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown" <3 <3
#clown
#clowngirls
#clowngirl
#honk
#clowningaround
#feet
#dom
#sexywomen
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I did the TikTok cosplay dance but I can't figure out how to get the song added 😭 the song is You Should Have Been Mercy I'm Not Going To Be Mercy not sure who its by
How do I get that song on capcut
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I want to stream Pajama Sam but going live is soooo scary!
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For $5 I'll make you a custom 1 minute video confirming that we are dating so you can show your friends (maybe also show it to your therapist)
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This isn't me, btw 😭 I changed my handle to match my name better and forgot to claim my old one with a burner, and somebody else took it to pretend to be me. :'(
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I have to clean my apartment and then I can clown as a reward 🤡 What colors should I do my makeup?
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I'm gonna feel soooo empty when Doritos finally sends me a cease and desist
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Dessert with my clown girl tonight ... ❤️ She made 12 cookies for all 6 of her circus friends and I’m the only one who showed. 😢 love her
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When I get a new cord for my nice mic I'm gonna make an ASMR video. Y'all boutta get reallllllll eepy 😈
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Halloween costume idea for whoever wants to win a costume contest!!
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