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Michael Kovacs

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Long time software guy and sometimes artist. Cast member of @somamusical v1.0.

Joined April 2007
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@thenetmonkey What’s the over/under on how long until the first major outage, I’m in a pool and hoping to get an edge on winning. 😂
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Michael Kovacs
11 years
@HasDenverScored No commentary please just yes or no. You serve one purpose here. :-)
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@kodermike @thenetmonkey Or the credit card on file with GoDaddy is expired when domain renewal comes around.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@wightpie @abledoc @RebekahKTromble it’s astounding to watch all the Elmo Stans chime in on topics they have no clue about to defend their cult leader.
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@tobi Really? Come on man. One is actually scarce, not artificially scarce. I'll leave you to figure out which is which. On a somewhat related topic, I'm selling this rare and unique NFT. DM me with your bid if interested. Bidding starts at 5BTC and ends in 48 hours.
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Michael Kovacs
10 years
I just published “The Blue Monster”
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@thevikingz1 @EricFrohnhoefer @elonmusk Go setup a proxy server on your home internet and check the API calls. You don’t need to see the code. The calls would likely tell you the story. There’s so many things that could be causing that delay. Assuming it’s bad client code with no proof is unfair. Elon is out of line.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@beskoldd @FAmmiranteTFJ This is HOF level bad beat and quite possibly the worst.
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@elonmusk @PPathole Dude... I did EXACTLY the same thing as you back in 96. No money, bad car that needed repair. Off to the junk yard to buy a new header because a burned valve prevented it from passing emissions. We also share a bday but somehow our trajectories in life diverged 😂
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@JackKroll7 @RudyHavenstein Holy shit you're an asshole
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Michael Kovacs
10 years
@davemcclure Worst. Call. Ever. He clearly had control as he was reaching for the goal line. Terrible, terrible reversal.
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Michael Kovacs
9 years
This -> “Founders: It’s not 1990. Stop treating your employees like it is.” by @tikhon
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@concodanomics I wish I could see all those smart guys that told me I don’t understand and they’ve done their homework and it’s all very safe. Nobody would listen that if you don’t know how they’re providing that double digit yield you’re going to get hurt. I don’t know why it wasn’t obvious.
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@joshbloch Update... they just certified.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@awantstoretire @carlquintanilla @fundstrat I’d love to see video or written evidence of that. I’ve never seen this dude call anything but up all the time. He spins anything into a bull narrative.
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Michael Kovacs
7 years
Got a text that one of my contacts invited me to Gather app. Installed it and stopped dead at sign up. Require my phone number? Nah.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@SquawkCNBC @jimcramer recession confirmed
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@FantasyPros Hmm... let's see... so many to pick from in the first 5 rounds of my draft... 1. Barkley 2. J. Jones 3. Kittle 4. C. Sutton 5. L. Bell Really any one of those would qualify.
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
This thread is pure gold... some of the most creative ways I've ever seen to complain about not calling a snow day for school... 😂
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Mr. Legan
3 years
Make sure to give yourself plenty of time to get to school tomorrow. Lots of snow out there. Be safe!
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@emilycchiu @AugustTakala I wonder if this guy likes beer too.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@AmericanTesla @milesoc @Twitter @Tesla @SaltyTesla @elonmusk I don’t even work there and it’s blatantly obvious why anyone would quit. Musk is creating a hostile work environment and is preventing people from doing their job. He’s unilaterally making uninformed decisions and undermining his people. Why would anyone stay?
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Michael Kovacs
10 years
@indians So was @dezbryant 's. Now go out and get a right handed bat and stop signing washed up, hurt players. Or tell Dolan to sell the team
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@ripster47 Green? What's that? I can't remember the last time I saw that color.
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@DougKass @realmoney Somebody alert @twitter ... Doug's been hacked! He's on a Twitter moratorium to Mon! Halp!
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Michael Kovacs
5 years
The most perfect throw in baseball history
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SFGiants
5 years
Every move you make, every step you take, Buster's watching you. #SFGiants
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@NFLFantasy Against all odds and a zero from Burrow last week. Not pictured is my MVP @AustinEkeler , Mike Williams, and the biggest reason for this finals win @MikeEvans13_
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Michael Kovacs
8 months
@mcannonbrookes something for the marketing dept.
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defunkt
8 months
Banned from GitHub without any explanation. Guess I'm moving all my code to BitBucket.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@Prophitcy And yet you’re offering a $60/mo Patreon? 😂 This would be like @JeffBezos collecting cans to recycle for the change.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
OK @Sightglass here goes nothing… 9 months sealed in the freezer… giving birth to pour overs and crossing my fingers for the best 😂
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@esqtrading How in the world are you doing this so consistently and confidently? It's incredible.
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Michael Kovacs
6 years
RIP @TheRealStanLee I tried to meet you back in March but arrived at @SVComicCon too late so I had to settle for this cardboard cutout of you. :( Thanks for all your amazing creations... you will be missed
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@concodanomics Its main objective is to teach everyone the language of Posture Talk.
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@chrisbrogan Covid is cancelled. I think by executive order or something.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@DaveHcontrarian @Mr_Mojo_Risin67 How can you still be this arrogant? You’ve said “watch and learn” and called for a melt up a year ago. You couldn’t have been more wrong, and here you are, still at it, pretending to know what you’re talking about and telling people to watch and learn. It’s mind boggling.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@leadlagreport … while having blown the biggest asset bubble in history just prior to that. He’s undoing that mistake now. Let price discovery come to the markets and see what happens. That’s what we’ve been seeing.
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@TheMaverickWS You always have the best meme game...
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@kevinmdonovan @gurgavin Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta whathaveyous
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@johnnychiba @KenTremendous really? I got it by the second tweet. it’s absurd that you’d want to do any of these things… sure make your changes and cut the fat but that’s not what’s happened here.
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Michael Kovacs
9 years
@waynelambright @pmarca Wow, this is the most elaborate @twitter bot I've ever seen. It's even running for @POTUS
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@aahlenius @tobi I'm interpreting this tweet as a bid for my NFT. Luckily for you the auction just ended early and you are the winner! Please forward your payment of 5BTC to here - bc1q7qme4hd79wkelvryhhleysaau8ff7csrt75csd Congrats on your shiny new NFT rock!
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@smallcap_stonks @NorthmanTrader The problem is we no longer have markets so how do you truly value anything? Just buy indiscriminately, forever? Isn't that what you do when you play poker games with play money? The credibility of the entire financial system is at stake and the Fed just said "meh, whatevs".
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@Penny_Lane_BBM Strikes and gutters... ups and downs...
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Michael Kovacs
9 months
@slinkz96 @zoofxing The only thing you need to know is the high and low between 9:30 and 10:30 is the range and the first 5m candle close above or below one of those levels sets the bias long/short for the day.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@CPASuperHero @girdley No, not even close.
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
Finally someone with the guts to challenge the insanity. What's happening right now is completely criminal and is putting the stability of the country at risk /cc @TheMaverickWS
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Michael Kovacs
9 years
@espnprim @teddyswagger206 @carychowespn Your troll was the best part of that video. *swoon* Go @Cavs #NBAFinals
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@FantasyPros Benching KW3 for Foreman. And apparently playing Burrow over Tua and Watson 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@chrisbrogan That I’m a tastemaker/curator
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Michael Kovacs
9 years
This line is insane - C. Kluber 8.0 1 0 0 0 18 4.27 Amazing performance by @CKluber
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@BobLoukas Do you actually think they're valuable or is this just speculation and you hope to unload your bags before it all comes crashing down? I've followed your journey and you've been great about bitcoin which makes me ask this question.
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Michael Kovacs
11 years
Phew! Thank you John Oliver, you're saving the #Crunchies
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@elerianm @markets LOL... like anybody cares about this stuff. Fundamentals no longer matter when the fed is forcing everyone into the pool. I've been stupid enough to think this stuff matters too.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
The @Browns are playing chess while the rest of the league is playing checkers… 😂 “OK, we’ll pay Watson an insane contract and that’ll destroy the Ravens because Lamar will want the same”
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@DigiMetals @ParikPatelCFA Oh yeah, this will end well.
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Michael Kovacs
9 years
@sampullara You need to C&D these guys fast -
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@unusual_whales Is this your source?
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John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook)
3 years
MicroStrategy has purchased an additional 820 bitcoins for ~$25.0 million in cash at an average price of ~$32,866 per #bitcoin  . As of 3/4/22we #hodl ~125,051 bitcoins acquired for ~$3.78 billion at an average price of ~$30,200 per bitcoin. $MSTR
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Michael Kovacs
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
Assuming this season finishes, which is looking shaky at this point, the tribe may have yet another Cy Young winner on its hands. Holy moly what a start by this kid and the rest of the starters!
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Hayden Grove
4 years
Shane Bieber is now 2-0 with a 0.00 ERA, 27 strikeouts and 1 walk after two starts. #Indians
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@shini_gamer @hlopez_ @gladstein @RealWillyBot @concodanomics Yeah and if they work and earn in bitcoin they’ll pay 50% more for groceries some months or 50% less others. So in addition to being poor they now have to time currency fluctuations and can’t even hodl which has been the only benefit of bitcoin. Bitcoin doesn’t solve this.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@chrisboettcher9 I’ve read lots of threads in my time wasting days on Twitter but this one may be the best. 🙏🏻
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@MichaelTower12 @DynastyCLE Why would they cut him? Let him sit in the bench until they get a decent trade or let him walk after the year. Zero reason to cut him. If he holds out he loses money.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@GerberKawasaki It’s a good day for your MacGuffin.
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Michael Kovacs
9 months
First Browns QB song since @BernieKosarQB ?
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This Joe Flacco song by @JaycaseyJay is stuck in my head 😂😂🤌
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@Yash3900 @ripster47 Looks like a leaky cup to me. The right side is much lower. Had to recapture $60K for that pattern to be a possibility IMHO.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@CeralDan @elonmusk That’s not Union Sq. it’s the roof of Twitter’s building.
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@SWannabe2020 @realwillmeade @Airbnb Nah, they won't. The experience at these places is all over the place. There's often something that makes the stay unpleasant. e.g. loud noise, low quality bed, etc. I've come back around to hotels. Consistency. $ABNB will never replace hotels but will have their place too.
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Michael Kovacs
10 years
Wow @homejoy it's pretty shocking. You're a well funded startup, yet I have no way to update my contact info or prefs. Takes < 1hr to build.
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Michael Kovacs
9 years
The stage is set for this weekend's Puppy Bowls... 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶 /cc @sunnyangela 😝 @ Gott's Roadside
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Michael Kovacs
9 years
@joedamato It is. And the schwag at @Flight today was a really warm patagonia. Coincidence? Or did @jack make a deal with @KarlTheFog ?
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@DeShakeitWatson @CLEbrownsfan8 @Kwen_C @JosinaAnderson I think Robin Quivers had 3 sacks this year.
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
Late to the party but finally tried my first Wordle... Wordle 226 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@SteveOweathaguy @harveyrosenblum @sentimentrader Simple. Valuations are as stretched as they were then. That's data. As you said, the bear case is clear. I see it. The bull case I don't see which is why I said I'd be happy to see data that supports it. I don't care about being right. I care about making money.
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Michael Kovacs
9 years
OK @kingjames you need to play me in horse up in here @ Alice Marble Tennis Courts
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Michael Kovacs
3 years
@KadeMehlhoff @unusual_whales No, you sell that shit and move on to the next play. At least sell 1 of them but I'd sell both. Hell, I sold a weekly expiring 9/15 I bought yesterday that was only up 60%.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@LexPnyc @FAmmiranteTFJ Shoulda played Bundy this week. Never sit Bundy.
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
These are all very true but I'd add one more... - incentivize them to enable new/external members to onboard. Ignoring this will likely eventually lead to huge productivity hit. Unless nobody ever leaves or the team's work doesn't survive.
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Jack Altman
4 years
How to make teams productive: - keep them very small - have as few priorities as you can - do as few hours of meetings as possible
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@ken_vena @TheMaverickWS Really? He thinks he knows WTF he’s talking about and publicly throws engineers under the bus and they’re supposed to just take it? Twitter is going to fail because of Elon’s arrogance. Every good engineer will leave. He’s fucking himself with this behavior.
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Michael Kovacs
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@FieldYates Yup. Dude's a baller. Hell @DezBryant called him Julio Jr. Totally passes the eye test too. I'm fortunate to have picked him up this week and he's likely to start the rest of the way for me.
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Michael Kovacs
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Michael Kovacs
8 months
@Osu19Brad @AmberHolley05 @hendu442 @mkgoblue No problem sending those pics over 🫡
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Michael Kovacs
13 years
Old news I know but I stumbled upon a good resource for what HTML5/CSS3 feature you can use in which browser... http://caniuse.com/. Nice!
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Michael Kovacs
7 years
“If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary.” — Jim Rohn
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Less tweeting and more packing. Now don't wait till the last minute Donny and don't steal the silverware. #GTFO
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Michael Kovacs
4 years
@thinkorswim @TDAmeritrade This is pretty unreal. I can only imagine the tech debt that's there and the old-timers are probably all gone. Have seen this moving money times. Not very confidence-inspiring. I love the ToS platform but it's not viable for trading with all the instability you've had :-/
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Michael Kovacs
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Michael Kovacs
2 months
Go @DaytonFlyers ! 😂
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unusual_whales
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Although not financially related, here is an unusual whale capsizing a boat today in New Hampshire.
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Michael Kovacs
10 years
@pmarca I dunno, it's really more of a "Hello, Universe". I think there's a JSR to rename it that. #enterprise #rubegoldberg
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Michael Kovacs
9 years
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@RetirementRight only if you covered, yes. otherwise nope, pump will continue.
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Michael Kovacs
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Michael Kovacs
9 years
@sunnyangela Oh wow... have fun. I never did the full hike but I did the full kayak trip from Hanalei to Polihale. Kauai is the best :)
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Michael Kovacs
9 years
Holy crap… @matthewdelly is doing his best @KyrieIrving impression. He's really improved his shooting this year.
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Michael Kovacs
2 years
@drgurner @heIpfullandlord I came to say the exact same thing. It’s not even close 🐶
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