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@messy_mustard

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a girlie with many interests ⭕️💀🩺🚑🍒🕺🏼🌈🏔️🪩

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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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got this at the thrift today idk i think it fucks
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me when i found out that my ex situationship who could not commit did in fact commit to someone else
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I'm sick
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chat how old do i look (still reeling over the middle aged comment)
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My assigned FBI agent must have updated my snapchat bc I know I didn't ????
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literal chills. Chappell Roan is absolutely incredible.
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it’s me!
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my mom liked these
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sundee
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i flew to miami, bought a $200 nose bleed ticket, and watched the eagles lose to the dolphins
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day 3
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i love u so much Philadelphia
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just had 3 espresso martinis
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hotel bartender DMing me… i’m cooked
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pookie is 6’1” with these boots on 👁️👄👁️
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leg muscles said hey!!!!!!!!!!!! (don’t roast my swing i’ll k*ll myself)
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haven’t gone out in 2 weeks, deleted instagram and snapchat either this is growth or i’m really depressed i fear
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hope every1 has a great DAY
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hello LA
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this would feel so fucking good
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y’all mind if i go to a wedding and celebrate love?????
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@messy_mustard
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back 2 school back 2 school 2 prove to dad that i’m not a fool!!!!!!!
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i’m seeing Chappell Roan today everyone
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romance is not mf dead
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it’s my bday
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going to fr*nky br*dley’s
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never been sweatier, frizzier, or HAPPIER in my life
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no rizz just big brown eyes and crippling anxiety
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no one: bitches with brown eyes:
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me and who
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Frog and Toad
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Frog and Toad sat on the porch, feeling sad together.
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its new home <3
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3 fingers is perfectttttttt
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3 finger @JohnMayer making it happen - that ain’t easy 👏👏👏
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going to the phils game if y’all care
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one month without alcohol today <3
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a lot of men with thigh tats and short shorts at the gym rn………………………….
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who up yearnin
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do all the ppl hitting on me in my DMs know that i’m 5’10”
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this has all been wonderful 🥰
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face card not declining as the kids say
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phish show #30 tn
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Day drinking is all fun and games until it's 8pm and you feel like you could die at any minute
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lord, i beg u to stop sending me nonchalant men
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i graduated therapy today :’) gave my therapist the biggest hug and then proceeded to cry after i left
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y’all mind if i run 10 miles???
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can i dissociate in the tub in peace pls
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deer creek night dos
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post exam drip (i’ll clean my apartment later ok)
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give me 30mg of adderall and an espresso martini and i will pitch for the Phillies fr
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bucks county facebook is unmatched
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pre exam drip
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Good morning pookies
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we’re fat sis
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Boys will get mad at u for getting mad at something they did... they are truly not shit
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the key to not ending it all is to have a future concert ticket at all times
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50 days without a drink today!!!!!!
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NO filter view from my apartment this morning 😭😭😭😭😭
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at my hometown bar
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ok officially blocked
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this would work on me
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This is how I spit game
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going to Chappell Charli night in the only two lime green items I own
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Chicago I am in u
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post night shift cuddles
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i love the grateful dead i love dead and company i love the sphere i love life
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what if i took an edible before a date??? then what???
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learned how to play Piano Man on harmonica if u even care
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post 10 miles
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first generation college graduate, B.S. in biology, certificate in genome medicine, magna cum laude aaaand i’m out this bitch!
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vacation miss mustard
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*than
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Michael🇵🇸
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final all nighter of neuro mirror selfie check!!!!!!!!!!!!
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spent my first and last day in LA eating in n out and getting h*gh
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good morning
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Is somebody gonna match my freak (climb Half Dome with me bc I’m too scared to do it alone)
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when will my depressive episode end!!!! i want to be fun alex again!!!
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getting a tattoo inside the festival to celebrate rn
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phish show #30 tn
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obsessed with the fact that flavor flav personally sponsored the US women’s water polo team 🥹🥹
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watching good will hunting just to feel something, good morning
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ex just hard launched his new beautiful girlfriend
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my ex situationship blocked me on 18birdies i’m fucking crying
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proof
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my apartment is unlivable and my landlord is a crackhead (literally): A THREAD
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may have dropped it a lil TOO low
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When u try to do a bday keg stand
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current situation
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i need to have a crush on someone again
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good morning, i looked good last night and now i’m about to go watch the Eagles smoke the Dolphins!!
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sorry u guys don’t have the cuddliest cat to exist like i do
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ladies and gentlemen, we got him
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neurotypical men hmu
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no longer opening my DMs bc you all stress me out <3
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i almost got hit by a car today and dude rolled down his window and said “watch where the fuck you’re walking, bitch” and the first words out of my mouth were “fuck outta here, dickhead!!!” i hate how Philly i am
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LMAO wow. what a message
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