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Writer, professor, DJ, Queen of the Board, etc. Affiliations: @bostonglobe , @bostoncollege , @third_bridge , @uncertainfm , @wzbc . She/her.

maura at maura dot com
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@maura
maura 💥 johnston
3 years
oh no whatever shall we do
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4 years
rip 💔
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@maura
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7 years
another reason that you know 2017 sucks for pop is that there are, like, zero hit singles that would make good weird al songs
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@maura
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5 years
maybe if you’d used your gobs of money to help flint fix its water problems early on instead of embarking on a bullshit vanity presidential run, people would trust you more, mike
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@maura
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8 years
reach out, punch face
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Richard Spencer, asked if he likes rock music, says "Depeche Mode is the official band of the alt-right."
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@maura
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5 years
i wonder what the rest of the future envisioned by the dippin dots inventors looked like
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2 years
omg
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@maura
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4 years
we really need to rethink the way we teach anatomy in this country
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Florida woman "I don't wear a mask for the same reason I don't wear underwear, things gotta breathe"
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@maura
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4 years
i still say that my class of 97 graduation speaker 1-2 of bill cosby and rahm emanuel is tops on the “in hindsight, mistakes were made” list
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@maura
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4 years
mr brightside is the gen z don’t stop believin
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@maura
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4 years
the president’s tweets are pretty easy to find my dudes
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The FBI is seeking information and digital media depicting individuals inciting violence during First Amendment protected peaceful demonstrations:
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4 years
using the phrase “cancel culture” is a sign that i don’t have to take you seriously at this point
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@maura
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5 years
peace in the northeast corridor
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Happy birthday @springsteen !
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just thinking about when i would get in hot water for calling perez a no talent misogynistic asshole in the 00s. no reason
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4 years
i challenged an online hardman to show me examples of toxic feminine power and he said attila the hun... i guess the decline in history education and the rise of essential-oil grifting have some combined consequences
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@maura
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4 years
I would like to ask every politician over age, say, 60 or so how much they think a year of college costs. I graduated 24 years ago and I feel pretty lucky to have done so before costs started skyrocketing.
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@maura
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5 years
woman on the verge of a breakthrough (pixels, 2019)
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@maura
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5 years
every time i see dem on dem crime on the tl the “PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN!!” tiktok chant gets stuck in my head on endless loop
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4 years
the writers are really laying it on thick
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1010 WINS
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BREAKING VIDEO: WATCH: Massive lightning bolt strikes Statue of Liberty as storm passes over NYC
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5 years
before you die you see the ring
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6 years
remember: fuck les moonves now and forever
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@maura
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4 years
duolingo the oracle
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5 years
i... lol
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7 years
dear opinion page editors: please ask any writer who's submitted a "campus culture is ruining america because of political correctness" hate-screed to provide proof that they've actually hung out on a college campus sometime in the 21st century
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1 year
could a horse be the new frisbee
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The Messenger
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Could DeSantis v. Kennedy end America’s polarization and restore political sanity? | Opinion
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3 years
@laurenthehough jesus, take the tweet
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7 years
dear @twitter please stop forcing tweets liked by my mutuals into my timeline. i don’t follow certain people for pretty good reasons and your push for “engagement” is only driving me away faster. thanks.
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@maura
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5 years
starting to really understand that “women” being viewed as a genre no matter what the discipline is an intractable thing
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1 year
babe you’re not mad at “poptimism” you’re mad at music being a canary in the coalmine for 21st century market capitalism systematically turning everything that brings you pleasure into a bucket of live crabs
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6 years
look at this guy
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3 years
this jeopardy thing is a mess. only one person can save us
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7 years
social media is very demoralizing for writers without a “crew” or a penchant for making big statements. just putting this out there
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8 years
"I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't really matter." - Abraham Lincoln
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5 years
twitter
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6 years
FULL ON TACO BELL
@pitchfork
Pitchfork
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Vampire Weekend say their new album has the initials “FOTB.” Any guesses for what you think it stands for?
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@maura
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6 years
wow they invented school taxes. what will they think of next
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The New York Times
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Silicon Valley is backing a novel idea: Instead of charging students tuition, students go to school for free and are required to pay back a percentage of their income after graduation, but only if they get a job with a good salary
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6 years
why does dunkin’ donuts want to know this
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4 years
at this point i only trust the intentions behind the word “freedom” when it’s being sung by george michael
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@maura
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5 years
don jr has a book coming out. let that be an inspiration to all of you who might be dealing with imposter syndrome. if he can do it.......
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7 years
@AngelaBelcamino @EdKrassen @realDonaldTrump (racists, the answer is petulant racists)
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8 years
trump's cabinet is like affirmative action for utter pieces of shit
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4 years
haha, i love remembering the 80s... wait a second
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7 years
when you realize that maybe your “lol world” editorial outlook is having more nefarious effects than you intended
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4 years
jerry seinfeld owning BACK TO THE FUTURE III on vhs is a fascinating character detail
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@maura
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6 years
Bourdain was such a public force for good – always wrestling with himself and the world in a frank, honest way, motivated by a deep-seated curiosity that energized his discussions of and enjoyment of, well, everything.
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4 years
pretty sure the mail thing is breaking me more than anything else in these past five months
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6 years
@AndyRichter @deray she kissed puck, why do people take her seriously
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4 years
remember when people tried to convince everyone terry richardson was interesting and uniquely talented... like, what was that about
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6 years
imagine if any man with hyper-exacting appearance standards for women had to live up to their own bullshit
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6 years
we live in a really inane dystopia
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3 years
psa: you can comment on the person of the year without making your followers (and you!) look at his stupid fucking face. i say this with love 💕
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3 years
happy vibe shift everyone
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7 years
what a tacky motherfucker (again)
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7 years
the future of music criticism
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4 years
it’s time to start clamping down on republicans and start being honest about the fact that they represent a shrinking number of people in this country
@jmrivera02
Joshua Rivera
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nearly half a million people are dead and these people are fucking wringing their hands because saving lives is too expensive
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Charli xcx tells @Billboard that she wants to make a Lou Reed record: “I kind of want to make a Lou Reed record, to be honest. That would definitely be a pretty big swing.”
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psa: you don't have to be married to or the parent of a woman to think that all women should be treated with baseline respect
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7 years
i was waiting for pyramid schemes to evolve
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Stereogum
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Instead of Fyre Fest refunds, ticket-buyers can get VIP passes to next year's Fyre Fest
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5 years
executives: are they wrong most of the time? yes
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7 years
this debate over the memo sure has been a bitte orca to swallow
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7 years
not smart enough i guess
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6 years
how did the 30 rock writers not think of this first
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this story... is amazing
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9 years
wow holy shit Kendrick for Supreme Court Justice
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2 years
@Loudwire might not want to take the “no anti semites” high road there boss
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4 years
also, confidential to certain people out there: “capitalism made me do it” is not the ironclad defense you might think it is.
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4 years
i’m still laughing at this a day later
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5 years
This guy is a political analyst for ABC News, which suspended another reporter for “dama[ging] our reputation for fairness and impartiality” last week. How is this stance not political as well?
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4 years
💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻you don’t have to pay attention to greenwald or weiss or yglesias or any of those pundits
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maybe the lesson of 2016 should be "love the people who give you life as much as you can and forget about all the other stupid shit"
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7 years
some people wait a lifetime for an own like this
@JustinGuarini
Justin Guarini
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Hey Roy, hit me up if you need pointers on how to gracefully concede you dirtbag.
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6 years
Jane Mayer and Ronan Farrow are doing heroic work. This is what can happen when good reporters are given resources.
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“lincoln was a republican” is the new “marilyn monroe wore a size 12”
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i’m watching BLAZING SADDLES for the first time and i’m impressed by the way it predicted our current moment
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6 years
the best pop songs have a sense of longing or striving, which is why the current crop of smug-about-their-riches and wallowing-in-their-loserdom songs do very little for me
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3 years
what if we just replaced twitter with an endless stream of far side greatest hits
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6 years
i wish tronc would buy infowars
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Standing behind your writing and standing up for your right to not have strangers make fun of your looks on photos of your cat are actually the same stance, and “use a pseudonym if you want the latter to not happen” is a bad opinion.
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@bessbell if only our elected officials knew that urban dictionary exists
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two great new yorkers: fiona apple and @MadKing1981
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@jsmooth995 they’re all so goddamn SENSITIVE.
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when all my dime dancin is through/ i run to you
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4 years
if only more stories about the president were illustrated by photos of nearby animals
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3 years
that village voice that’s been showing up around new york? it has a publisher’s note about “a change need[ing] to come” written by the guy jeff is talking about here. hard pass.
@Passionweiss
Otto Von Biz Markie
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Nothing like the most vaunted counter-cultural publication in America bought by the former head of the Claremont Institute, the West Coast's preeminent right wing ghoul factory. Brian Calle makes Jared Kushner look like George Plimpton. This is a laughable disgrace.
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the problem with uncritical support of well-known people: you don't really *know* those people and will likely disagree with them eventually
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4 years
republicans on twitter
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6 years
this aged well
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11 years
roses are red violets are blue tomorrow reese's hearts are four for the price of two
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5 years
the 00s are back baby
@kthorjensen
K. Thor Jensen 🐀🐀
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@maura
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7 years
dear dudes: don't do this. even if it feels good in the long run, it makes you an asshole.
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7 years
A couple of thoughts on why there are fewer negative music reviews out there, from someone who is on that profession's front lines.
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6 years
there’s a media outlet for everyone
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5 years
Aphex Twin, “Windowlicker” (Cunningham, 1999)
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4 years
bless
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