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Danny Archer
25 days
@nypost So technically, the flood killed 4,030 people.
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@bennyjohnson I don’t understand the point. JD didn’t go to Yale because he was rich or due to diversity—he went because he’s very smart. Is he calling his players dumb?
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@sam_alberti “You can’t take on the government with an AR15–you need an F-16” “Also, an unarmed group of people almost overthrew the entire country inside of three hours”
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@Oilfield_Rando Feminine way of saying evil. It fits.
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@nicksortor “Quit stealing my moves”
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@AlexBerenson @RealAlexJones To cheer on such an egregious defamation ruling makes it seem like you have a personal problem with Alex Jones. You can’t cheer for freedom out one side your mouth, and out the other side, cheer on the absolute ruin of a man for some words he said.
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Danny Archer
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@SethDillon You’ve been acting like a woman lately. “He lied, I didn’t text him—he texted me!” That’s 14 year old girl stuff.
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Danny Archer
2 years
@IDoTheThinking Unless you’re gonna go door to door yourself, don’t ask others to put themselves in that kind of danger. The only reason someone would want to confiscate law abiding people’s guns is because they’re planning to do something they’d get shot for.
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@MikeSington Man, I hate to defend Fox News—I wish you wouldn’t be deceptive so I have to— but this guy worked for a local station in South Carolina. You make it sound like he eats lunch in the cafeteria between Bret Baier and Sean Hannity
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@IanCrossland @RobertKennedyJr Just pinch your nose and vote for Trump and not the socialist woman
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Danny Archer
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@yesnicksearcy Omg, it’s awesome and hilarious that literally the only celebrity with a listenable version of Imagine...the ONLY one with even a scintilla of talent...is the conservative singing it! The irony is perfect! Great job, Nick 🥃
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@shaunmmaguire The year is 1500 BC. Buck McCormack and Tee Biggleston have just been arrested. Their invention (paper) is being used by the earliest meme makers to draw funny pictures and send mean messages to the feds saying “suck my balls”
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@chrislhayes Communist, stop trying to use Christians values against them in order to further your godless, communist agenda.
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@Mrgunsngear I don’t understand why the holy and blessed ghost of George Floyd isn’t watching over them better in Minneapolis
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@JasonSCampbell I’m convinced Media Matters is a secret right wing op with the goal of making conservatives look good.
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@dylanmatt Do you understand what forced liquidation of hundreds of millions / billions in stocks does to the everyman’s stock portfolio?
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@NancyAFrench “Vote for the Democrat to save the GOP” “Vote for the wolves to save the sheep” “Vote for Hamas to save Israel”
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@Rothmus Rn Perlman is a legitimate dumb guy. It’s proven to me that a person with an IQ of around 80 can make it in Hollywood as long as you’re either pretty enough or ugly enough. Ron is ugly enough.
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@DapperDomo Do you have a 401k? Because when unrealized gains on large portfolios are forced to be liquidated, it has a downstream effect on everyone’s portfolio.
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@johncardillo Would you rather lose? To Kamala? I like RFK Jr a helluva lot more than I like John Bolton
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@bennyjohnson I’m kinda torn. I had been hoping to see DeSantis win in 2024 but now I want to see Trump back in there just to watch him lay waste to all the 3 letter agencies.
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@AttyTomGrieve This sucks. Every so often you get a pang of sadness over the death of someone you’ve never met, but you feel like you personally know. Felt that way the first time when Norm MacDonald died. This is the second time.
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@AFpost Dude’s name is Marquise. Marquise + black dude accent = monkeys
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@rainnwilson You should be angry about suppression of speech in Brazil rather than making snide digs at Elon Musk over it.
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@ConceptualJames I’m disgusted by many on the right’s disapproval of hard conversations. I don’t care if the interviewee is right or wrong, good or evil. The viewer can decide. I don’t need the interviewer to be combative. ABC interviewed Osama bin Laden and there wasn’t an outcry like this.
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Danny Archer
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@VitalistInt I hope you get arrested.
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@ConceptualJames If we don’t stop them in ‘24, we won’t get a chance in ‘28. In the next four years, they’ll pack the SCOTUS, kill the filibuster and add two blue states. It’s now or never.
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Danny Archer
5 years
@CoachOrtizOL @BurpReynolds60 We could all see that Mad Queen was coming. That was foreshadowed from the beginning. But they really rushed it over the last 2 episodes. I think the overall storyline is fine and makes sense—but the last 2 seasons needed the full 10 episodes to flesh it all out better.
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@BobSchwab7 @JesseKellyDC Oh, Bob!! What have you done? Do you not realize that your name calling no longer has any effect? Do you not know that you’re being laughed at, scornfully?
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@JerryDunleavy This is how civil wars start. If the rule of law and separation of powers is not respected by the country’s Department of Justice—then we have no country at all.
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2 years
@scrowder If he could win, it would be great. I just don’t think he’d be able to win a general election. Too many people in the middle despise him.
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@TheQuartering Hahaha good for him. Hope he makes it out safely
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@TheAKGuy Proximity chat is off the chain.
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5 years
@stillgray @realDonaldTrump The fact that both headlines use the same photo is just...so, so beautiful.
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@miltsdad Dude. Wtf. That’s one of the creepiest things I’ve ever read on this website. You better be keeping your hands visible when you park your van outside the elementary school at 3 pm.
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Danny Archer
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@redsteeze Something really has to be done about the media. America can withstand a lot of things, but a state run media that only advances the agenda of The Party isn’t one of them. Media has to be dismantled.
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@ScottAdamsSays That was a natural occurrence. I came up with it on my own without any input from media. It was obvious. “Weird” wasn’t. “safe and effective” wasn’t. “Threat to our democracy” wasn’t. Those were prepackaged talking points
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Danny Archer
2 years
@nypost When we had PAPER ONLY ballots 20 or 30 years ago, we’d know who won the election by midnight. This stuff has got to stop. When people no longer feel that their elections are honest, it eventually leads to violence.
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@cenkuygur You’re a bisexual Jew who impregnated the nanny?
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@goddeketal These are the same people who called the law on their neighbors for sitting on their own porch during Covid. They have no idea that tyranny will someday be visited upon them as well.
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@ShawnRyan762 @ShawnRyanShow Dude. Are you interviewing Trump?
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@KyleKulinski Not sure why you don’t realize there’s a bit of a party realignment happening. The warmongers are now left wingers who ADORE the Cheneys and Bushes. The antiwar movement is made up of right wingers who want to pick Kyle up, put his head in the toilet, and flush.
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Danny Archer
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@danny_kolb @ewarren We really don’t. We haven’t done anything THAT bad.
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@HotTakesBun @benshapiro They literally released the full transcript even though they had every legal recourse to not release anything. Trump couldn’t be more transparent in this whole ordeal.
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@FarmerForFLSen Never let the truth get in the way of a good photo op, right?
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@AndrewYang There’s 13 undecided people in America and none of them give a crap about what Adam Kinzinger thinks.
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@kobeevance If not being able to transition leads kids to suicide, then why have “trans” teen suicide rates been rising during the last several years? they have finally been receiving the healthcare you’re advocating for—but suicide rates are higher than ever. Why would that be?
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Danny Archer
2 years
@ts_WeaversGrace @bradcooney1 Gonna spoil it. Hopefully no one looks through the comments before they have a chance to look. But here it is.
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@MattWalshBlog That made me puke in my mouth a little. Especially when Chelsea said the word “fierce.” If I ever un-ironically refer to someone as “fierce” I want y’all to pillory me in the town square.
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@revenant_MMXX No. They’re all good movies. I don’t care about his politics when it comes to giving an honest opinion on his movies.
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@MattWalshBlog @newrepublic It’s awesome that they found the only existing photo of Matt smiling to put with the headline! Sometimes everything just works out. It’s a Christmas Miracle.
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Danny Archer
1 year
@peta It’s ok to eat fish cuz they don’t have any feelings
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Danny Archer
5 years
@steelers START BARRETT!!
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6 years
@Humberbeat So—you guys also investigate ACTUAL crime...not just thought crime? How do you find the time?
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2 years
@johnthinc @h3h3productions Stochastic terrorism is a made up word. You like in make believe land. And your ideology is losing. I hope all these facts make you upset.
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@Visuo_Wrathmare @cynclagar Wtf? Absolutely blame the cops too. “Just following orders” was proven to be an insufficient response during the Nuremberg Trials.
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@consequence 15 - 20 minute sets would be frustrating.
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@bebecitoemox @Mrgunsngear 5 years in the Marine Corps here. His head fell off.
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@jason_howerton This proves that the NBA and the arena cameramen (and likely the TV networks) are conspiring to suppress images of fans expressing pro-Hong Kong support.
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@Scott_Wiener Dude, if someone checked your hard drive, you’d be imprisoned for life. You know it, I know it, anyone can take one look and you and know it.
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4 years
@BrownMaaamba @RexChapman jfc. Not everything has to be looked at through the lens of race.
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@libsoftiktok My Apache great grandmother did this. It’s a sacred Native American Desperation Dance.
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@minakimes Are you trying to hold a public figure accountable for things other people say or do? Ok, if you wanna play that game. Bernie Sanders said Republicans not wanting Obamacare would cause thousands to die. A lie. Shortly after, his supporter shot up the congressional baseball
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@SirajAHashmi That middle aged overweight man said he wanted to fight someone. That would’ve been funny to watch.
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@RationalDeviant @neontaster The news didn’t tell us that the sky was falling like they’re doing now.
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@RealAlexJones It’s definitely not a Dragunov. It’s a Fudded out SKS. Maybe a Saiga. If it’s a Dragunov, I’ll buy it. Sell it to meeeee, feds!!
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@MailePRMedia Hahaha you think everyone’s stupid. It was plain to see what you meant. You are vile. It’s wild that you think the tyranny you cheer on could never visit you some day.
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@1jeffnelson @MattWalshBlog Then why is that model failing miserably?
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2 years
@BarbaraAMcNeill @OCSOALERTS Does your family ever get annoyed with you for making everything political and sucking the joy out of everything in life?
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5 years
@JackPosobiec A printed admission like that seems like grounds for a mistrial.
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@reusomnibus @ThisIsKyleR *Three. Only two died. All three deserved it.
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@InternetH0F CNN making that poor woman read that recap was equivalent to sexual harassment.
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@LexieTanium @PatrioticPizzas @somedipshitV3 @notcapnamerica She’s right. Biden tried to cram through student loan payoffs through executive order because Congress didn’t come up with a bill. SCOTUS said it was illegal. Biden tried anyway. This information is easy to look up.
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@MattWalshBlog This is the way. Humiliate the woke grifters. Humiliate them and meme them into behaving like normal people.
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@JerylBier @LeninsBarber The woke-climate-alarmist-religion causes far more problems than it solves.
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@psych0d3lic_ @MsBlaireWhite I guess this is a compliment. Apparently Blair is really good at being trans. Her trans is so trans it’s transparent.
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@RyanRouth Well then, what the heck are you doing, pal? Take your own advice, ya rapscallion
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@MattWalshBlog [Trump invents perpetual motion machine—providing infinite free energy to all mankind] Media: Trump recklessly violates the second law of thermodynamics, while simultaneously putting thousands of coal miners out of work—without teaching them how to code first.
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@libsoftiktok Good. We need to get these wokesters out of there. Create a parallel economy and then Balkanize the country. I’m over these libs.
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@libsoftiktok I’d nope my kid right back out the door.
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@Rothmus Dude. This is how we combat the “work from home” plague
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@HardPass4 You watch this video yet?
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@Redbirdfan17Wes @ChelCsays30 @AndrewYang As a Steelers fan, I would normally have a hard time agreeing with a Chiefs fan. But I think you’re 100% right on this. 😏
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@BashfulMermaid @_In_The_Void Your mom is also trans
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@Kaydayz55 @JoJoFromJerz He smells children really good.
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@MattWalshBlog They wanted so badly to blame right wingers—but the call came from inside the house.
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@OwenBenjamin @TheAKGuy Ballistics gel. Obviously.
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If you’re 5 foot 3 and you’re 300 pounds, taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds #RichMenNorthOfRichmond
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@POTUS Lynching was super illegal. You made it super duper illegal. That’s stunning and brave.
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@mrobmused @MattWalshBlog You’ve been around the block a time or two. How old were you when you decided men could become women? 20? 30? 50? What made you come to that conclusion?
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@yesnicksearcy That’s why normal Americans who don’t hate their country appreciate you, @RealJamesWoods and @jonvoight . People are sick of lefty celebs who think they’re our moral betters. If some of the younger actors would also be brave, we’d take the culture back from the woke idiots.
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@nypost Fact check: He's right.
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@houseofwachs @aaronsibarium I used to think that. Now it seems that these type of people are finding places in public life and setting the rules for the real world—which partly explains why everything is getting worse.
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@hodgetwins Me sneaking into this lady’s barn like
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