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@mashaloo
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@InternetH0F Today I learned a bag of kitty litter can reduce fog on my windows. Genius.
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@Bornakang How drunk does this guy get during an 8 hour shift?
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@KnoxEndemic I dunno, but I assume it’s probably antisemitic to question it.
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@fvapor99 I beg to differ, we invented it.
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@HunterAA6 I can’t comprehend the zoomer mindset to get attacked by someone with a shotgun, not grab my own firearm but instead pull out my cellphone and immediately start vlogging.
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@stillgray 98% of blacks will defend this behavior because it’s impossible for them to criticize their own.
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@whoreby_parker Ethiopians we’re eating Goyslop before it was cool.
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@whoreby_parker “If you don’t like this (disgusting looking) food you’re racist”
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@ClownWorld_ >Be normal weight >Buy Southwest ticket >Claim to be “Customer of Size” for free extra space >Get denied extra seat because you’re not a disgusting tub of lard >Sue Southwest for discrimination It’s almost too easy.
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@nypost People who draw swastikas, actually know how to draw swastikas. This reeks of “hey rabbi, watcha doin?”
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@trackspice A top 1% in the country female athlete barely beating a guy who doesn’t even run isn’t the flex you think it is. Put her up against a run-of-the-mill high school boy who actually does track and field and see what happens 😂
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@GarbageHuman23 “Chosen People” BTW.
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@xbtGBH The kids are alright.
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@Alphafox78 How to leech off the system.
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@lporiginalg “Things that have never happened” I would much, much rather live next to Asians than any other ethnic group (including some whites). Did Schlomo Goldburgsteinman write this article trying to stir the pot?
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@DelusionPosting Every. Single. Time.
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@ramzpaul Based Sam.
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@GarbageHuman23 He’s right you know.
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@lporiginalg We don’t need a remake with “Gandalf the Black” and Bilbo Faggins (because you know that’s what it’ll have)
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@timecaptales @Morbidful Based. This man should be rewarded, not incarcerated.
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@LindyTasteful The virgin 2020s fat ass liker vs the Chad 1990s big breast enjoyer.
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@AscendedYield I’d prefer it if they weren’t fighting Israel’s wars for them.
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@DrianneBelleza Dangerously based. The fatigue is real.
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@DrDeath1776 Goth AOC wants you to buy a Benelli M4
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@niccoyat Reject modernity. Embrace tradition.
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@Israel Are these the the tunnels in NYC?
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@LindyTasteful Nobody smokes filterless Lucky Strikes anymore.
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@RealJamesWoods Western society in a nutshell.
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@jakeshieldsajj If the majority of the migrants coming in looked like this you wouldn’t need a wall, there would be an army of American women armed to the teeth to repel them.
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@DonutOperator @heatherlynnoh >Blue hair >Nose piercing >Tattoos >Immodest attire Good luck…
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@TheOmniLiberal Have you learned where Israel is on the map yet? If not, keep trying, you’ll get there soon! 👍
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@ElijahSchaffer Not a fat chick in the entire arena.
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@GarbageHuman23 Old man’s a better man than I.
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@Demetri02072794 Radical in the streets, Colonized in the sheets. Many such cases!
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@lporiginalg The kids are alright.
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@FloridaBreezeFL @crazyclipsonly From Wikipedia: Manhole covers are often made out of cast iron, concrete or a combination of the two. This makes them inexpensive, strong, and heavy, usually weighing more than 113 kilograms (249 lb)
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@lporiginalg “Destiny, why did your marriage fail?” (Immediately checks Wikipedia link his chat sends him) “Not sure, my Wikipedia page hasn’t been updated yet”
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@sussyreturns @lporiginalg “Yt pepo don’t wash they chicken”
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@KequeMage And yet, even with only .0002% of the population…
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@LibertyCappy His eyesight was damaged while sparring Jack Johnson, the Heavyweight Champion at the time. Why there isn’t a high budget, multipart TV series about Teddy Roosevelt is beyond me. Hands down the most interesting President of all time (with Andrew Jackson second).
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Its almost like it doesn’t matter who votes, but who “counts” the votes.
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@GarbageHuman23 If he saw what his bloodline would become he would’ve shook Franz’s hand and joined forces.
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@KeithWoodsYT I wish those Irish people who control Hollywood would stop being so bigoted and start hiring Jews!
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@9mm_smg Truth hurts. Also, I’m making a conscious effort to start saying “HUWhites” like he does. Much more gravitas that way.
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@ClownWorld_ “Customers of size” is a funny way to spell “fat fuck that can’t control their eating habits”.
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@Alphafox78 Back when the American legal system was based. Suspended sentence.
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@wigger If it’s gay men, it’s always a baby boy if it’s lesbians, it’s always a baby girl. Wonder why 🤔
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@hollepeno @HunterAA6 >Meanwhile, uses his girlfriend as a human shield.
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@wanyeburkett @VDAREJamesK It was cool the first time, but when you see Kiwi’s doing it before practically everything, it gets tiring.
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@Byoussef If you’ve seen countless videos of decapirations and rapes, it should be easy to pull one of them up. I mean, there’s COUNTLESS videos out there right?
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@fvapor99 Saying “white people have no drip” is like a fish in the ocean thinking “there is no water”. Everything is a derivative spinoff of what we created.
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@LindyTasteful I watch videos of women taking ice baths in hope of catching a glimpse of their glass cutters when they get out.
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@wayotworld There’s no fixing this.
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@lporiginalg The kids are alright.
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@benfowlkesMMA It’s crazy to me how the most effeminate, perpetually offended, leftist men ended up covering a sport where men get locked in a cage and attempt to cave each others heads in. Was the WNBA not hiring and they had to take a job covering MMA to pay the bills?
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@lporiginalg No need for an early life check. He’s probably already exercising his “right to return” and on the first flight back to Tel Aviv for safe harbor.
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@Vipul_Espeaks Maybe he’s just a really nice guy and wants to congratulate them in person
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@nypost There’s no fixing this.
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@BasedMedical A flat woman made that post.
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@Morbidful Little did they know that that asbestos dust would claim so many more of their lives far too soon.
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@Wendigoon8 The community notes 🫡
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@MmaUnderdogs “Mentally weakest.” All champions.
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@marshal Is your wife’s boyfriend still planning on having kids?
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@nypost Who’s behind the choice of photo?
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@inspiredzone @trackspice >pronouns in bio >woman >overweight >self hating white Predictable response.
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@MillerStream @TheOppressedest He should’ve wore one of these
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@MrReaganUSA But I thought stealing elections was impossible.
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@danawhite @dricusduplessis Close fight, but Sean got robbed. Apparently Canadian judges are “Allies of the community”. You’ve got your Taylor made Dricus/Israel fight, so horray for you I suppose.
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@ElijahSchaffer We need to copy the Japanese “shame into compliance” model.
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@BasedTorba Based JK Rowling
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@DovySimuMMA Khamzat is the perfect example of when you put all your character points in strength and none in immunity.
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@Collider Tyrone Potter and the Sorcerer’s Rock Tyrone Potter and the Traphouse of Secrets Tyrone Potter and the Prisoner of Rikers Tyrone Potter and the Goblet of Lean Tyrone Potter and the Order of Restraining Tyrone Potter and the Half-Blood Mulatto
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@ShitpostGate Like it or not, this is what peak masculine performance like.
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@SaschaAmato I can fix her.
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@teslaownersSV Speed/acceleration doesn’t matter when hauling heavy cargo that can shift and be damaged. Range, efficiency, support infrastructure and refueling downtime are far more important, and where electric trucks are far, far behind when compared to diesel.
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@littleapostate $40,000 Wayfair “cabinets” and $3,000 Etsy “pizza”. Completely normal phenomenon.
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@haxrob Why the fuck does a toothbrush need Bluetooth and an internet connection?
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@CountDankulaTV My brother in Christ, you need to hit the gym and lose weight, respectfully.
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@Gentilenewsnet “Mark it 6,000,001 Dude”
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@GraduatedBen Bench seats need to make a comeback. Also, I’d take a Squarebody over any modern truck.
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@XGavinMcInnes You should tag the pope, I’m sure he’ll help you shut this down.
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@SStricklandMMA I prefer pre bolt-on Paige. Fake tits are an abomination. Ladies, if you’ve got small boobs, just rock the small boobs. Don’t make your ancestors cry.
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@Styx666Official The Rutland Maple Syrup Mafia.
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@lporiginalg I have a thing for goth chicks…
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@fasc1nate They’re entirely uniform in size and shape. It’s almost like they’re not wedding rings, but instead are a large bin of industrial crush washers with a caption meant to deceive people 🤔
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@kentbanishearl “Annex the central provinces of Canada father. They’re rich with resources and the residents are based and sympathetic to our cause.”
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@classicsgroyp He hits that “wh” so hard
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@Morbidful They were doing God’s work. Shame they couldn’t have bagged a few more.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho You need to up your lighting game to your grandfather’s/great-grandfather’s level. I appreciate the effort though.
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@Styx666Official Hopefully your transition goes smoothly, I’ve heard the first few rounds of HRT can be a real doozy, also don’t forget to dilate (very important).
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@ScottAdamsSays So, you still think there’s gonna be an election in 2024, or will it be “postponed indefinitely”?
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