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The people have asked, and our engineers have delivered. Say hello to the Baja Blaster.
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❤️VALENTINES GIVEAWAY ❤️1 lucky winner gets a package for them and their SO.
1️⃣ Follow
@luxebidet
on Twitter & Insta
2️⃣ Like this tweet.
3️⃣ Tag a friend, one tag per comment - UNLIMITED ENTRIES
❣️BONUS: Retweet this giveaway and tag us for 10 extra entries.
#giveaway
#win
#free
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👀 Limited Edition LUXE Bidet for only $25?! Walmart is carrying our new LUXE Bidet W85. It's got all the signature features of our NEO 185, but in a sleek Pearl Grey and at a very special low price!
Online now .
(SEE BONUS BELOW)
#walmartxluxebidet
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✨GIVEAWAY✨
#giveaway
1. Follow
@luxebidet
& like this tweet
2. Tag a friend, 1 tag per reply & no duplicate tags - UNLIMITED ENTRIES
🚨BONUS: RE-TWEET giveaway = 3 EXTRA ENTRIES
🚨BONUS: Tweet a photo of our LUXE Bidet W85 product display at Walmart, & tag us = 50 EXTRA ENTRIES
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We've been making bidets since before you were born
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ya'll REALLY wanted this, guess we're gonna have to deliver.
@tacobell
@MountainDew
let's chat
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🎄Happy Holidays to all! This month we are hosting our annual "12 Bidets of Christmas" giveaway on Instagram! For the next 12 days, we will be posting a new giveaway every single day.🎁 Every day we will be giving away a different product and the prizes get increasingly better!
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🎉This is Day 7 of our 10 Days of Giveaways: Like this tweet, comment, re-tweet and tag us! Then DM us "LUXE Bidet at Walmart". Every week day during the promotion we'll send one winner a free NEO Series bidet of their choosing.
#walmartxluxebidet
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Let's talk.
As soon as
@luxebidet
(greatest company known to man) places me as an official ambassador (promotion from warrior) I'm gonna team up with
@Shouse34
and
@palmettoarmory
and ensure every rifle comes with a neo plus, because this is America. We deserve clean guns and clean buns
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To the people who made this happen, bless you and also our engineering team hates you
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We couldn't have asked for a better ad tbh.
@ConanOBrien
Conan’s Chaotic Bidet Ad Read | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend via
@YouTube
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Then it will also be the summer of saying "yes" to bidets
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the only thing we blast is buttholes
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Giveaway closes 02/13/22 at 11:59 pm PT.
(NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER. US residents only, ages 18+. This giveaway is no way endorsed or sponsored by Twitter or Groupon. Winner is randomly selected and prizes will be mailed to winner. Shipping cost is covered by LUXE Bidet.)
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💸 Get Paid by LUXE Bidet 💸
#challenge
EVERYONE can get up to $200!
🚨See images below for challenge instructions!
📃 TERMS:
All payments will be given out via VISA eGift Cards.
User MUST tag LUXE Bidet on all posts.
User MUST show proof of posts via DM message to LUXE Bidet.
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It’s always “omg you spray your butt🤮,” and never “omg you have the cleanest butt”
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it's bc we can spray the bs away
@ChestyPullerGst
@Partisan_O
@luxebidet
because they are one of the few companies who tolerate my bs.
Also, I actually like the bidets 💅
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@mnsibley
While we squirt, we clean. It's like how you wouldn't clean your car with just paper towels . Now imagine that car is your butt.
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@mnsibley
You know what, why don't we just send you one and you can find out what it's all about
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How'd you know
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🎉 GIVEAWAY 🎉- LIVE ON INSTAGRAM
Click link below to enter in our giveaway of a FREE Neo 185 Bidet Attachment. Don't miss out, giveaway ends Jan 14th at 11:59 PM!
#giveaway
#giveawaycontest
#free
#prizegiveaway
#bidet
*Must be in the US to enter.
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dating apps need to start adding the mandatory question of "do you use a bidet?"
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💥Right now you can enter our giveaway on Instagram!
💰Click below for a chance to win Amazon gift cards and LUXE Bidet products!
#giveaway
#luxebidet
🖱️
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They don't even know the half of it. Our fans are something else and we love them for it.
#luxebidet
#bidetlife
#bidet
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@drsuffy
Hey! This is the LUXE Bidet team, we noticed your engagement with our brand in the past and would love to give back in the form of a free bidet for you! Please DM us so we can get your gift to you!
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Get rid of "dingleberries" this holiday season with a LUXE Bidet NEO Plus butt washer🔥 Jon said it right, you WILL get Rings of Power!
#luxebidet
#bidetlife
#holiday
#neoplusbidet
🎁Buy your NEO Plus here:
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Tag the friend who needs to get rid of their skid marks 💩
#luxebidet
#bidetlife
#bidet
#neoplusbidet
#neoplus
#comedy
#skit
#infomercial
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Getting my bidet in the mail while everyone waits in line for sold out TP feels so ✨ expensive ✨
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or people could just get a bidet
Happy National Toilet Paper Day! 🧻 Remember, toilet paper is the 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 flushable wipe that keeps our pipes and environment happy. Celebrate by flushing responsibly and keeping our water systems clean!
#NationalToiletPaperDay
#FlushSmart
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A LUXE Bidet vending machine? Now that's what I'm talking about 👏
#luxebidet
#bidetlife
#bidet
#future
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🌎 Today is World Environment Day, and LUXE Bidet celebrates it everyday! Because…
By using a bidet you shop a commitment to honor, cherish, and protect mother nature! Show our planet the love it deserves. 💙
#luxebidet
#bidet
#bidetlife
#mothernature
#worldenvironmentday
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🚨The deal of 2022! Our W85 Bidet Attachment is now available online at Walmart for an EXTREMELY low price!
🤪Get it for only $25!
#walmart
#w85bidet
#luxebidet
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Who would you want to speak about LUXE Bidet? Comment below, and just maybe it will happen 😉
#luxebidet
#bidetlife
#spokesperson
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Introducing LUXE Rewards, with each purchase on , you'll get 5% back! Use it to purchase your next NEO bidet, Whift Toilet Scents, or any other accessory.
Check out the link to see other secret ways to earn points.
#luxebidet
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Keep your eyes peeled on July 16th and 17th for our Amazon Prime Day deals 👀 This isn't something you want to miss out on.
#primeday
#amazonprimeday
#primedaydeals
#luxebidet
#bidetlife
#bidet
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You're in their DM's, I'm in their bathroom every day after they've had their morning coffee
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Took ya long enough
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Tryna pay attention in meetings but rly thinking about how my bidet is lonely at home
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apparently it's National Toilet Paper day, sounds more like it's
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Our retractable nozzles know when to work and when to stay in! During use, we consider them the “power house” of the bidet 👏
#bidet
#bidetlife
#luxebidet
#neoplus
#bidetattachment
#bidetnozzles
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🎁 RIGHT NOW WE HAVE THE BIGGEST HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY ON INSTAGRAM!
#giveaway
#luxebidet
You all loved our W85 LUXE BIDET so much that we wanted to keep spreading the cheer and give one lucky winner $1,000! Click the link to enter! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Did you know?! 🤫 Our NEO Plus Series bidets comes with an Advanced 360° Self-Cleaning Mode. This cleaning mode flushes debris off both the Guard Gate and Nozzles—giving you a 360° thorough clean. ✅
#luxebidet
#bidetlife
#neoplusbidet
🛍️ Buy on Amazon!
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Right now we are offering up to 40% off on select products, don't miss all our deals on Amazon! 🎄
🛒
#bidet
#luxebidet
#amazondeals
#bidetlife
#holidays
#giftideas
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And that’s all we have to say about that…
#bidet
#bidetlife
#luxebidet
#neoplus
#bidetattachment
#cleanerbutt
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✨ Say hello to our next-generation line of bidets: the NEO Plus Series. NEO Plus bidets are our most advanced line of bidets ever. Faster installation, easier clean up, and a new look will have your bathroom looking flawless.
#luxebidet
#bidetlife
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Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by people who wipe
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them: "ew u use a bidet"
us: "ew u let ur hand get that close to ur poop?"
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This may be the best thing we've ever seen.
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Ever use gas station bathroom and prayed ur bidet was with you? We might have a solution for that... stay tuned 😏
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Stay tuned for tomorrow! You will all be hearing some very exciting news from LUXE Bidet and we can't wait for you to see all the prize opportunities we have for you this month!
#surprise
#comingsoon
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deleting dating apps to find someone the old fashioned way (asking ppl if they use a bidet)
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POV: You went a little hard on the wings during Sunday Night football, but you wake up on Monday remembering your bidet can wash that all away.
#rememberthebidets
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🚽 2 DAYS LEFT 🚽 WANT $10 OFF? Our new TS1008 series is made to quickly release and allow for the best cleaning around your toilet. Click the link below to get it now!
LINK:
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where do you preach LUXE Bidet?
a public restroom twitter a dinner party
👇 👇 👇
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