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a while back i was dating a fiorentino and he’d regularly talk shit about prato (38km/24mi away from florence) and when i asked why they had so much beef, his response mentioned CHARLEMAGNE (who died in 814 AD)
One aspect of Italian life that will probably astonish non-Italians is the historical and political rivalry between cities, which often dates back centuries, as is the case with the Tuscan cities of Pisa and Livorno.
A few days ago a woman from Livorno decided to give birth in
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a collection of ways the New York Times referred to Empire State Plaza, 1968 - 1978
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@stefhowie_
the lead singer got mad at a child he invited on the stage to dance and also yelled at someone for waving a shrek plushie around
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i’ve said this before but . There is no place on this earth worse than the Greyhound Station in Albany , New York
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This is what you get without an HOA.
We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.
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albany, saratoga, troy, schenectady
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a dude once paid me $80/hr to do his online classes for his MBA at Wharton and you would not believe how easy it is to pass one of those exams. we should just eliminate MBAs
ChatGPT passed a Wharton MBA exam.
Time to overhaul education.
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was at the bar yesterday and this cat strolled in and casually took a seat and the bartender immediately served him a shot
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the other funniest thing he ever said was when i commented that the bland florentine bread could use some butter (yes yes ik the history), he abruptly whipped around and glared at me and said “what am i, FRENCH?” . and like. sorry pal. you’re from florence. so yeah, kinda 🤷♀️
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?? is it safe to live in the nicest, wealthiest, most gentrified neighborhood of a busy government city located within a very affluent metro area ??
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it is simply not time yet for us to have a millennial on a presidential ticket . no one who has cried to a Shins song is capable of holding power
JD Vance's blog from 2005 tells of an emotional day where he "felt more like a female than I ever have or will," and explains he can't watch Zach Braff's 'Garden State' because "New Jersey's landscape is so much like Ohio's, the music is so relevant to my life right now."
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the albany subreddit is truly one of my favorite corners of the internet
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hate 2 wade into the discourse but it seems absurd to equate liz b’s estranged dad working for lockheed when she was in elementary school to the annoying YA author person who works there by choice. it’s an insane notion that we should be held accountable for our parent’s misdeeds
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the guy who wrote the Frog and Toad books grew up in Schenectady, another w for the capital region
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unsolicited album of the year list:
1 obviously
@LanaDelRey
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@Pdaddynthehyena
3 TS7, don’t @ me,
@taylorswift13
4 house with no doorbell 🤷♀️
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ok that’s it, that’s all the albums that came out this year
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👍 passed my PhD exams
👎 got a parking ticket in the 2 hours i was on campus
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it is a crime against humanity* that i can’t enter my ancestral homeland** without restriction***
* minor annoyance
** schenectady , new york
*** paying a small highway toll
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do you ever go on a walk through Albany, New York on a rainy evening and think about how nice the world is and how lucky you are to exist in it
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tulsi is once again behaving as a poor ambassador for hot/crazy women. i assure you we are not all like this
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finn isn’t allowed to go to the vet without getting loaded up on gabapentin and i am sorry to report my guy is High Off His Gourd
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i shared my spotify account with my wook ex-boyfriend and even though it’s been years i still get notifications for shit like a new song from “magic city hippies”
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i beg to differ
A beautiful building tells a thousand stories.
An ugly building tells none.
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red alert : I am at a restaurant in an alleyway in Tropea, Calabria, Italy and the older couple at the table next to me is discussing whether it’s a good idea or not for their kid’s family to move from Albany to Delmar
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hello twitter friends , sorry i’ve been absent, I got a flesh-eating bacteria in my eyeball :-) we’ll be back to albany posting and thirst traps at our regularly scheduled intervals soon
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ah, yes, the Governor Nelson A. Rockefeller Price Chopper Market 32 Molson Coors Beverage Company State Plaza
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if you are wearing a shamrock this weekend but you wouldn’t abandon your life in a second to join the IRA, you are doing cultural appropriation
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shocking: young people don’t want to move to a place where they would be surrounded by abject rural poverty and an ever-worsening drug problem with no jobs or opportunity
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just came across some incredible Albany slander in a 1976 Washington Post article
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a lot of people i care about deeply have recently provided extremely upsetting critiques of various aspects of my person. but the other day somebody said “it seems like bard and baker would be your kind of place” and i gotta say that one might be the worst
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a Youth (25yo woman) told me she is “in awe” of my occasional thirst trap . i feel like a Wisened Elder. she’s on the right path.
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happy four years in albany 2 me! it was supposed to be temporary, and probably still is, but somehow this tangled web of highways, crumbling infrastructure, cobblestone, and melba sauce has become home. anyway, i got a dumb tattoo to commemorate . here’s a thirst trap about it
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new itysl yesterday . big day for guys who love to show women YouTube clips
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the Mental Illness made me cut off all my hair in the bathroom sink please reassure me im still hot
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have decided officially that i will be moving back to albany when i leave this apartment . troy’s been cool but nipper is Calling
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here in albany we love those that are gay, bisexual, transgender, and even irish 😌
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made this chart three years ago today bc it was 70 degrees out. i’ve since learned this is a regular spring phenomenon in Albany but most of it still stands tbh
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i must clarify to local twitter that i love albany, am endeared by its atrocious urban planning, and appreciate that it feels like you’re in a bizarre temporal wormhole fluctuating btw 1630 and 1965. that said, sometimes there is human shit on the floor at the greyhound station
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when my freak cat wants me to get up and feed him , he puts his face right nexts to mine and aggressively chews on the air like a gremlin
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when someone asks how your vacation was , it is cool and normal to respond with an explanation of how it’d be better if the US had functional high speed rail and begin calculating how long the trip would have taken if we did
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men love to break up with their objectively cool hot smart girlfriends
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got a $200 comforter for $18 today. everything’s comin up milhouse
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sometimes i walk through center square and get emotional at the architecture and how amazing albany & troy must’ve been in their prime
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deleted the dating apps, will now be focusing all my energy and spare time on re-learning Magic: the Gathering . what could go wrong
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a lot of people in the comments here shocked Stanley Tucci is straight. haven’t you people ever met an Italian
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think i'm gonna become a 'reads books at the bar' kind of guy . what bars in troy would be good for that kind of guy
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hello twitter friends , yr all invited to my birthday party . literally any of you. come to my house and drink beer with us
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Americans be like my grandfather came from a beautiful seaside town in Italy to Pittsburgh in search of a better life
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decided to temporarily delete instagram for my Mental Health ™️ . obviously not twitter tho . this place is cool and good for me
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… lansingburgh, guilderland, ballston spa, troy, queensbury ….
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our candles are too small so won’t stand up so we’re living on the edge . danger Hanukkah
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a collection of reasons my 4x great-grandmother , Catherine O’Sullivan , was imprisoned in County Cork throughout her adult life
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always an instant retweet
This thread kind of reminded me of one of my favorite Chris Fleming jokes about “big city weird” vs. “actual weird”:
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albany was designed by a child playing sim city 2004 for the first time:
1. nonsensical highways destroying any riverfront access
2. you may only enter city via parking garage
3. huge, hideous government plaza better suited for the soviet bloc or a halo 2 multiplayer level
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ya know how when you have a baby or a cute dog everyone stops you on the street to talk about it? i wore my ‘stort’s’ shirt to the bar last night and now i sympathize with that experience
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the worst part about a break up is when you can’t text them photos of cool bugs but also important local gossip
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saw someone in a UAlbany sweatshirt at the airport in Iceland the other day . what is happening
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How do I tell the cat that using me as a therapist and a crisis counselor isn't healthy for either of us? He has no consistently supportive adult voices in his life except ours.
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all cities should have a combination Planned Parenthood / Big Lots
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hungover . got delivery Sonic today. ate too many weed gummies. about to go to the pdaddy show alone. i am Thriving
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i take back the soft launch and instead wish ill upon him, namaste 🙏🏻
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just remembered the time a dude i was seeing for a whole ghosted me so i found his ex-gf on bumble bff and hung out with her once just so i could post a photo of us hanging out together . one of the funniest / most unhinged things the mental illness has made me do tbh
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the 518 Garage Sales page is absolutely incredible . an endless fountain of unhinged content
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trying a new thing where instead of staying in bed depressed all day, instead i play video games for 18 hours . it’s uhhhh . going great
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Chips Ahoy, Walmart Supercenter, Loudon Road, Latham, NY - On 2/16/24 around 4:30pm, I bought a pack of chips a hoy, family size cookies. Around9:30pm, when i opened the package for the first time, I noticed that none of the cookies were whole and they were all crumbled. I let
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bout to get real high and go watch avatar in imax 3D . send thoughts and prayers
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i’m drunk at a bar in Potsdam and we just got in a screaming match about New York boundaries but here’s the correct map
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today I paid off my car and my credit cards after being buried in debt for many many years! if i can do it, anyone can! 🙂 all it took was a pandemic that prevented me from buying anything, a $25K salary increase, and also my entire tax refund 🙂
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my division is sent out an employee “stay interview” survey and I literally cannot fathom how a person could answer this question with anything but “my paycheck”
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the dive bar i’m banned from posted a picture of someone smoking inside . which has killed more people . “doing cocaine” inside, or cigarettes, huh? HUH?
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drop yr fav wikihow illustrations , here’s mine from “how to heal a skinned knee”
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the best part of being able to walk to work is that i get to see everyone’s little cats in their little windows :-)
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