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this is like a journal where I cry about life, my love for momos and simp over B99.
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Casually asked my Tinder match what he was doing and I think I got asked out.. omg 😭
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India is the only country where people see both ways before crossing a one side road
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imagine studying physics but you have no idea which direction your life is headed in.
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Everybody tells you "offline" college life is fun, nobody tells you that it is fucking exhausting
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girls be having a full bath time and skin care routine while I can't even get up from my bed to use a facewash.
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When Naina said, "Kitna bhi try karlo Bunny, zindagi me kuch na kuch to chootega hi" she was talking about the lyrics in Kesariya song
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online classes have made me forget what it was like to memorise stuff before an exam.
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Some North Indians still think we South Indians eat food in banana leaves everyday. Smh.
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Everything is temporary, but removing the tomato slices from burger is permanent
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Moms will never accept ki khaane me namak kam hai, instead they'll say "tum zada namak khaane lage ho aajkal" 😭
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That mini heartbreak moment when you're clearing your storage and accidentally press back after selecting 1000 photos to delete
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Everybody has an Ad-free Amazon Prime Music Subscription but they still cry over the ads in Spotify
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Responsibilities to uthayi nahi jaarhi, bade aaye gym me weights uthane wale
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My toxic trait is that I put off things for the last minute, and still get the work done
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"once this covid shit is over" karte karte meri graduation bhi khatam hone ko aagyi hai
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I have a galat fehmi that if I do my assignments while listening to music, I'll complete them in 2x speed
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Trust issues so bad, what if i buy Spotify premium and they still play an Ad?
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If you want to test your patience, try going to a government office
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Pasoori was the first Ali Sethi song that you all listened to and it shows
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People who do reel dances on Old Bollywood Music are the real pandemic
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that mini breakdown moment when you're already having a bad day and realise ghar pe acha khaana bhi nahi bana yaar
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Today, I asked the Swiggy delivery guy to come on 6th floor to hand me the parcel.
He came up in breathlessness and that's when I realised the lift wasn't working despite that, he handed me the parcel and said "ucchi hai building aur lift aapki band hai"😂
Mahesh bhaiya OP!
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The only time middle class children get a room of their own is when they test positive for covid
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Just waiting for the Dermicool ad to air so that I can officially put away winter clothes
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Sundays are reserved for good food, extra sleep and an existential crisis that follows in the evening
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if you can sit and study with full concentration even during Diwali, peer pressure has got nothing on you.
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Got my eyebrows done for the first time ever. It's safe to say ki mera rooh ka parinda fadfada raha tha
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College me 2 ghante ki class attend nahi hoti, par fest me 5 ghante dhoop me wait kra lo inse
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True middle class culture is mom saying, "thodi der pankha band krde, thak gaya hoga chalte chalte"
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that moment when you wear a nice outfit, but your face wont let you get good pictures clicked🤡
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