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TBH don’t really know why I’m here. Lutheran Christian, kinda conservative, 80s Dylan appreciator, Aggie, dumb jokes, Dallas man.

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@DanaHoule It’s a close call but I guess I’d take my chances with covid if the other option was being blown up.
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@CaHSRA People will be teleporting between planets by the time California achieves high speed rail service from Merced to Bakersfield.
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@growing_daniel The one weird trick NYC homeowners DON’T want you to see 1) break into unoccupied house 2) lay low for thirty days 3) free rent while landlord wanders through municipal court maze
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@growing_daniel “When did Common Era start?” “Oh…you know…when the thing happened”
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@mehdirhasan Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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@TeamYouTube @BretWeinstein The idea that *YouTube* has a team determining what is and isn’t medical misinformation is somehow simultaneously ridiculous and frightening
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@MattWalshBlog Letting grandma continue to live in squalor to own Matt Walsh
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@benjaminwittes I bet you know a few people who will pretend to not be vaccinated in order to avoid your company
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@NecktieSalvage Sure but "hating" dogs because some people like them too much is weird.
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@Jesse_Brenneman @notthefakeluke1 @StrangeWorldddd Being beaten to death isn't dehumanizing? Odd stance
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@KristiNoem Feel like Governor Noem is a few weeks away from asking people to sign up for Herbalife
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@jeffpreston Assistant Professor of Disability Studies.
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@DanaHoule You think everyone laughing at you is antivax/covid denier? Touch grass
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@ConceptualJames Ask a recent high school grad for some facts about Thomas Jefferson and see if they know anything *other* than that he owned slaves
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@DennisPerkins5 @MattWalshBlog @AOC Giving large sums of money to elderly women who lack support systems is racist
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@jarvis_best Listen they have hundreds of viewers, this will not make a difference.
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@ZubyMusic Successful marriages can end in divorce. Successful meals can end in food poisoning
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@FacebookAIslop Do people often regret liking photos on facebook?
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@syptweet If baiting social media users into arguments is a crime worthy of prison time, pretty much everyone on social media should be in jail - including whoever’s running this ridiculous ‘South Yorkshire police’ account
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@B0mbadiI Oh no, I’ve made a comment that irritated an intellectual.
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@jessesingal “Please spare a thought for these dead children” “lololololol”
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@justinbaragona Sad. They broke some important stories 😪
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@redsteeze The real challenge will be convincing everyone that the secretary of transportation traditionally takes over if the president is incapacitated
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@PrudyRay @ZeekArkham You said “go off” and now you’re telling him to shut up. Lol
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@GlennYaney Why do people buy cars? They’ll never be able to fly overseas in them.
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@tkdylan *heading into the bunker: “hey before I come in, just gonna need to see a vax card or negative test”
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This man was in a wheelchair, used a front desk attendant’s bell to communicate, and still got things done but John Fetterman can’t be in the senate? Ok
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@imillhiser There should be a website that explains things to Vox writers in clear language
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@Goodtweet_man If you repair my toilet - which is currently overflowing - I will give you a copy of my latest 200k word Dune fanfic
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@atrupar I have four words for you: take the L
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@AbigailShrier Type of person who has “just be kind” in their twitter bio
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@FreeBeacon Eh maybe if it was the lead guitarist of Limp Bizkit. With it just being the bass player, things will continue to develop.
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@Amy_Siskind Do you need someone to translate “Libertarian party NH” for you?
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@jarvis_best Just in private? He really has gone soft.
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@HeartlandSignal Aside from the content, it’s painful listening to him try to deliver a joke, stepping on his own punch line.
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@redsteeze “Hey, I’m Frank Luntz, good to be in Ukraine. First question, isn’t it bullshit Liz Cheney got censured?”
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@Goodtweet_man If my name were John Hittler I would simply go by something else. Like maybe Johnny Hittler
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@TheOmniLiberal Hmm. Not as bad as your tweets from today, and you’re still making them.
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@thehill @RepRoKhanna Advice for Ro Khanna Step 1: be a swing state Senator in the ideological middle of a 50-50 body Step 2: Meet the President
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@SenLouiseLucas @SusanRSwecker @GlennYoungkin @TerryMcAuliffe Mocking people who shop at JC Penney. Very classy
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@TheUSASingers Spotify won’t survive this
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@jessesingal If someone was yelling racial slurs at a large public event, it would have caused a major scene *while it was happening*. Yes, even at a place like BYU
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@katieporteroc This is a weird reaction since it wasn’t even close. Schiff beat you by 20 points because of $10 million in billionaire contributions and a false ad?
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@MehdiHasanShow @IlhanMN @mehdirhasan Mehdi Hasan talking to Ilhan Omar about anti-semitism. Beam me up 😂
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@AdamKinzinger What does any of this have to do with pro-lifers? Just tossing in key terms for the algorithm?
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@andymstone @brithume When businesses make genuine errors, they normally will try to implement policies designed to keep the error from happening again. Facebook never seems to do that, huh?
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@redsteeze Let’s do a televised speech tonight Mr President
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Being called illegal: horrible and dehumanizing! Being beaten to death: not dehumanizing at all! Hope that helps😘
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@RepBowman Johnny Cash didn’t *actually* shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die
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@valeriecosta @Citi Getting in front of people and telling them they can’t go somewhere is going to make them want to go to that place more than they would normally.
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@redsteeze I went to a sophisticated CNN ugly Christmas sweater party and got COVID 😩
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@Melanchthon61 @dearlyseye Mary: “From henceforth all generations will call me blessed” This guy: NOT IN OUR CHURCH WE WONT
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@Microsoft This flag is available to “build on”? Like, by adding more stuff?
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@jimcramer People should lose their jobs for bad stock advice too
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@redsteeze “It is deeply important for other people to set themselves on fire” - basically the whole left on Twitter right now
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@ElectionLegal This has to be a bit
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@growing_daniel Ugh she should have asked him to hop on a quick call instead
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@JamesMartinSJ @JDVance What you are doing here is a form of bearing false witness. He said there were higher crime rates, not that everyone or even many or most involved in that immigration wave (such as your great grandparents and mine) were criminal.
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@washingtonpost Confronted him? Did he just demand to speak with the bodega manager?
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@SSS_gov Normal world. Why does the selective service even have a Twitter account? You’re supposed to hang out in the background like an unseen but not forgotten menace
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@cmhayden10 Not unarmed, not dead. Other than that you’re doing great
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@kittypurrzog You just know those first two years seemed like a really long time for mom: “Cmon, tell me you’re gender fluid…Tell mommy you’re gender fluid”
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@RepSwalwell This is how you choose to respond to a number that represents hardship for a lot of people?
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@kittypurrzog People need to understand that you can be attacked out of nowhere for no reason at all and Twitter will just assume you must’ve said the n word
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@katewillett Radicalization is when <checks notes> someone thinks rapists need to go to prison.
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@MaxNordau @jessesingal And there would have been a scene at the event while it was happening. We’re to believe someone was there yelling the n-word and people were just sitting there? Nah
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@KingsleyCortes Laughs in Robert Moses
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@IsaacDovere Amazing media artifact
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@Breaking911 Is this a bit? “Maebe A. Girl”?
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@RajanBarot24 @jk_rowling @PoliceScotland “Despite my advice” is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I thought, oh this must be some high-ranking official…nah just a guy
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@sepinwall It was so bad it was funny. The janitorial staff? Lol
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@redsteeze Let’s split West Virginia into five states. We can have ten Manchins
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@bethanyshondark Weird how teaching other people's kids is good and noble but teaching your own is supposedly such a lame thing to do with your life.
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@RBReich Corporations were less greedy when Trump was president?
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@ThePublicaNow Hey, gas station guy can just go get elected in Germany.
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@BDSixsmith Sometimes good people must commit heinous, pre-meditated war crimes
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@AdamKinzinger @DavidSacks Snowflake = someone who’s concerned about the possibility of, um, nuclear war
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@TheAtlantic @jbenton What was the story with his 15 other great-great-great grandfathers?
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@AdamKinzinger @DavidSacks What Kinzinger thinks he looks like rn
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@jessesingal This shot was amazing. For a minute I felt I was actually in the conversation
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@whstancil “You’re actually doing much better than you think you are” is a relatively uncommon tactic in politics. We’ll see if it works.
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@eisingerj @AndyKroll @NickSurgey Joe Biden once renounced Satan, and all his works and empty promises. Look into it!
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@jonathanchait But Palin’s clip art target hovering over Arizona was the cause of the Gabby Giffords shooting
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@BillKristol Trying to remember whether you were ever involved in promoting falsehoods that led to many early deaths. Possibly somewhere in the Middle East, in the early 2000s
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@KeithOlbermann @ClayTravis Hard disagree with Clay here, but you calling someone disconnected from real American life is hilarious
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@BrianKarem Before yesterday a state with France’s abortion laws would have had them challenged under Roe
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@MaxBoot Cancel the election! The risk OF democracy TO democracy is too great!
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@mtracey Santa’s pulling his mask down only when he’s eating cookies or when he’s taking a puff on his Camel Lights
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@TVietor08 You can’t expect the President to remember when he was Vice President or when his son died or think clearly at all when world events are happening
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@FallonFox I remember a very weird dude in high school that punched a girl. Kinda before his time I guess, because everyone hated him back then
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@nypost Yeah, uh, sounds like someone at the Vermont State Police should be investigated.
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@redsteeze Equity cartoon where the fences are so high no one can hit a home run
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@JRubinBlogger The problem with accounts like this is she would say the same no matter what happened, so you can’t really trust what she says
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@thomaschattwill Amazing to think this junior staffer is presumably someone who grew up wanting to be in and around literature
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@ZubyMusic ‘Overpopulation’ means there’s too much of everyone else, but just the right amount of me. (Paraphrasing PJ O’Rourke)
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@BruinGOP Monthly meeting of the Bruin Republicans:
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@_cingraham The man calling you thumb-shaped
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