@growing_daniel
The one weird trick NYC homeowners DON’T want you to see
1) break into unoccupied house
2) lay low for thirty days
3) free rent while landlord wanders through municipal court maze
@TeamYouTube
@BretWeinstein
The idea that *YouTube* has a team determining what is and isn’t medical misinformation is somehow simultaneously ridiculous and frightening
@syptweet
If baiting social media users into arguments is a crime worthy of prison time, pretty much everyone on social media should be in jail - including whoever’s running this ridiculous ‘South Yorkshire police’ account
@redsteeze
The real challenge will be convincing everyone that the secretary of transportation traditionally takes over if the president is incapacitated
This man was in a wheelchair, used a front desk attendant’s bell to communicate, and still got things done but John Fetterman can’t be in the senate? Ok
@jessesingal
If someone was yelling racial slurs at a large public event, it would have caused a major scene *while it was happening*. Yes, even at a place like BYU
@katieporteroc
This is a weird reaction since it wasn’t even close. Schiff beat you by 20 points because of $10 million in billionaire contributions and a false ad?
@andymstone
@brithume
When businesses make genuine errors, they normally will try to implement policies designed to keep the error from happening again. Facebook never seems to do that, huh?
@valeriecosta
@Citi
Getting in front of people and telling them they can’t go somewhere is going to make them want to go to that place more than they would normally.
@JamesMartinSJ
@JDVance
What you are doing here is a form of bearing false witness. He said there were higher crime rates, not that everyone or even many or most involved in that immigration wave (such as your great grandparents and mine) were criminal.
@SSS_gov
Normal world. Why does the selective service even have a Twitter account? You’re supposed to hang out in the background like an unseen but not forgotten menace
@kittypurrzog
You just know those first two years seemed like a really long time for mom:
“Cmon, tell me you’re gender fluid…Tell mommy you’re gender fluid”
@kittypurrzog
People need to understand that you can be attacked out of nowhere for no reason at all and Twitter will just assume you must’ve said the n word
@MaxNordau
@jessesingal
And there would have been a scene at the event while it was happening. We’re to believe someone was there yelling the n-word and people were just sitting there? Nah
@BillKristol
Trying to remember whether you were ever involved in promoting falsehoods that led to many early deaths. Possibly somewhere in the Middle East, in the early 2000s
@TVietor08
You can’t expect the President to remember when he was Vice President or when his son died or think clearly at all when world events are happening