Khanya’s dad
@joeylegz
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Me I am as calm as the breeze, I am the bee’s knees, its arms and its legs… run out of space for the rest
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Since I am the main character in my Life Movie, I always imagine certain songs playing in the background of certain moments… This is a thread of the soundtrack of my life…
First song, Love by Ghostface Killer and Musiq Soulchild…
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So its ok for Ministers to break the law? How do you expect people to be orderly when you as a leader flouts the law as you wish? You are late, get in line like the rest of us or wake up early.
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Costa Mwansa?
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I knew this burner would come in handy one day. My friend Sue says “dont look like your problems. Working to make 10 pin.
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Ok, my woman is beautiful. Apa peve i did a 💯
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I found. Shes amazing and guess what? She got nyash too. Thank you
Today I want to encourage you to find a partner with sense. Just forget nyash for a second.
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Must have been drugs.
Yesterday was kinda wild. My family exchanged me for some cattle, and my man decided to put an entire rock on my finger. Euphoric 🥹
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Being a fontini is permanent.
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Ifwe we haven’t been posting our baby on social media but the maid, the maid has plastered her all over TikTok. Eish
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Quote this with a picture of you standing next to your partner ❤️
Quote this with a picture of you standing next to your partner ❤️
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#TBT
with my ka muntu. Thanks for being you
@lalah_jess
… out of all the fish in the sea…
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Happy birthday to my best-friend, my lady, confidant and greatest cheerleader. Love you from here to theyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, just a little beyond that ka hill called life.
@lalah_jess
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Let the party begin. I have known you all my life and I think you are an awesome guy. You have always been there for me. You have let me down a few times but you are a solid guy. 40 is not the end but merely a point of reflection and redirection. Happy birthday Joey
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Ask this amazingly good person where she got those tuma Jamie from. Organising a kids party
Will they fire me if I drink these things in the office? 😅
Otherwise, women are good people ❤️
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We might as well dress like Nigerians for Nchwala and Kuwomboka and all the other traditional ceremonies… we are losing it.
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Balance me real quick:
Why do we now have graduation for children in kindergarten, primary, junior high? Coz even at grade 12 what are we doing? What has been achieved?
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Ah ah kanshi it was yesterday. Happy birthday to my Bestman
@sandichimpala
. I hope you have a good yesterday.
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My personal teardropping favourite
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Stress really messes with your health. Feels like i have been unwell for months
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Yesterday this little guy walked into our yard and he is so comfortable. No idea who his owner is. Fed him and he’s still here.
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I feel this will be Zambias greatest mistake. That is a very vindictive man and definitely no damn socialist.
Fred M'membe will be the next President of the Republic of Zambia. It's only a matter of time now.
Nobody in the opposition understands how to make a political party function and communicate with the masses like he does.
Bookmark this tweet and come back to it in a few years.
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The most humbling thing yesterday was my daughter finding a way to call me to wish me happy birthday from boarding school. Shes so amazing
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I saw them. They are Stanry Cups
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Just did the spicy noodle challenge with
@lalah_jess
. If i thought women were evil, I now believe it. This woman ate hell hot noodles. I was dying and she was laughing. Aikona
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People born in 1980-1989, let's see your pictures or videos.
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If i was
@MsSelfieOnly
my new intro onto the stage would start with a ka boring sone and then pause it and play “esther was black and broke, but when esther see moni…establish!!!” Then i enter with a chi bop… but i am not Ms Selfie
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@king_bangy
I went through this. Same working hours, she would make heavy breakfast and even make herself lunch before leaving. One week i was so broke i didnt buy bread she texted me and complained that there was no bread and she couldn’t go on like this. Lets not start on internet usage
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Today was such a wholesome awesome wow-some day. Happy 9th Birthday Thanda.
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I have a problem with current education system/teachers. Why are our children expected to enlist for extra tuition? Then why are we taking our kids to school if they have to do extra learning to grasp what they are being taught? Upsetting really.
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3 Shoprites and 3 hungry lions in a half kilometer radius. Ni minkwala izi!!!
Arcades Shopping Mall is undergoing construction 🚧 after being sold off. Shoprite and Hungry Lion are moving in.
#Zambia
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Look imwe ba Airtel, if you dont want me to win anything meaningful just cancel the damn promotion. Ata
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Done trolling Arsenal, for a bit. But that was so part of your birthday celebration buddy. 27 plus years of friendship and we still going strong. Happy birthday
@TheNameIsNigel
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Women are devious. She bought me a battery pack so that there’s no “my battery is flat” excuse. Wait. We wont charge the pack.
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Aaron: men in tech
Sandi: muchita tech ya bwanji?
Aaron: tech me home
…. Mwe lesa nchinjeni abanandi
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Thanda: papa what time is it?
Me: 6:30
Thanda: oh great, I am knocking off soon.
The world may be crumbling around me but my tuma people, my people keep it lovely.
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Was testing Starlink internet a few days ago. Its the truth. We were having a “bad” internet day but we still got a burst speed of 130MBps. Cant wait for go live day
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Imagine having a company and the Government of the Republic of Zambia owes you $23M. Eh
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Ok deaths are sad but the death of an artist/celebrity usually hits different because of their reach and influence.
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The PF gave us content.
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Lets not forget “Corruption is like a pimple”
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You Lozis when I catch you!!!!
This was the breakfast I was served at some Lodge in Mongu. Mxxxm
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See all those buckets? The ladies at Northmead bus stop sell fritters out of them and they always finish. I love the passion.
#TwitterForiPhone
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9 months. 3 babies. I am blessed to have witnessed their births. I love you my sisters
@tuttietoo
@ngoni_princesss
and my love and partner
@lalah_jess
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Sober people are so judgmental. We feel so self righteous. Hypocrites.
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Ndiye baittana ati auto pilot iyi? Time time you look like you work pa ZRA
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Brighton… what makes you think you are that important ayi?
Just expressed my views and now I'm receiving anonymous Death threats 😢...These threats are a desperate attempt to censor my views & opinions in a democratic country, but they won't work. I won't be intimidated into silence.
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Guys ma American bazikonda. You just gotta admire that. Today i have seen a Black Hawk helicopter. I am in awe. Kamwala came with a medical airship…. Who knows what else?
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HH really did talk some big talk… if only he followed through on some of the basic things he said he would do…
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Madam 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How did this become a title for your woman? Madam. Smh
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The proper Starlink Mobile… Flat High Performance kit mounted and running on a 12v inverter. I have decided, niyenda kumunzi.
@GlobalUplink
at your service, internet that works, not only everywhere but all the time.
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It has kicked off. Come through to the Tech-Xpo at Mulungushi Conference Center and learn a lot.
#ZambiaTechxpo22
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This kama thing is so peaceful. She really only cries when necessary. Yeah we been awake trying to stare each other down and I have won but shes been peaceful throughout. What a blessing
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Muna Singh, legend. Grew up watching him race. Had the privilege of meeting him and sitting with him and to have the privilege to replicate his ARC winning livery has been an honor.
#StrutsBranding
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You enter someones car and find all the windows closed what gives you the audacity to open a window?
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That secret service reaction was poor. I have seen movies… these guys… hhhmm
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It be your own.
Thanda: papa, were rainbows black and white when you were young?
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😂😂😅😂🤣. Reminds me of a story a guy told me. He said
Ba boss balintamfya inchito pali peggy na aggy. I thought nati eh… peggy and aggy must be the boss’ daughters. Kanshi he meant that he gave someone a peck and a hug mu office.
I would like to address my fellow Luapulans.
Please note:
Ailment - an illness
Helmet - protective headgear
Napita.
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My last addition…
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Thank you for the birthday wishes. I am honoured .
Time to celebrate.
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Ba Sandi bachisungu professionally manje when talking to us… eya
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Now i see why people are afraid to grow older than 30. Luckily i am 28 forever
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Happy anniversary bana Kasuba na bashi Kasuba.
@ngoni_princesss
@TheNameIsNigel
… leave the baba at home lets go play.
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I an afraid of using ChatGPT. That thing might become self aware. Dont you people watch TV?
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Zesco Electricity is afraid of Lightening. Just one Myaku and power is gone.
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Gotta love Apple man. Was working on a document on an app on my phone, need to upload it so I just copied it on my phone and pasted it on my computer. So seamless. I feel so hot right now.
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Trying to pick a fight so we dont talk and I can listen to Nas😂🤣
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Were you naked Trevor?
Everytime I pass in front of the mirror, I smile at the thought of having one of the sexiest heads ever 😀
#selfstyledking
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Atleast Neyo can afford to pay for his Yango, even with his 6 songs
Ne-yo doesn’t have a bigger catalog than K-Millian but Zambians wouldn’t turn out in numbers even if a K-Millian convert sold at k150 VIP but would pay over k1000 for someone who had only one hit song 14years ago.🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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Front and back
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Hello from the other siiiiiiide!!
This man took his baby (that I birthed) and went, leaving me alone in the room while they watch tv. He didn’t even say bye or anything. When men hurt you, they make sure 🤞
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Do you give her two eggs na bacon also?
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Zambia is winning on Wednesday. I seem to be the only one that believes in my team.
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