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I write for your girlfriend’s favorite tv show. Creator/showrunner of Glamorous on Netflix.

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@jnardino
Jordon Nardino
6 years
Next week has been exhausting.
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4 years
Summer fun! 🏖❤️ (*private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask)
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5 years
JLo could do Marriage Story but Laura Dern couldn’t do that halftime show.
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@jnardino
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7 years
i know a great thing to put on your college application: SUSPENDED FOR PROTESTING GUN VIOLENCE.
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Texas school district says it will suspend all students who take part in "any type of protest or awareness” in aftermath of the Parkland school shooting:
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@jnardino
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If these people are doing a video about you it’s time to walk into the sea
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7 years
Everyone: "What's @priyankachopra really like?" Me: This. 💯💯💯
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5 years
I had to physically hold my eyes open i was laughing so hard at this
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@jnardino
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3 years
Drag race is where I go to see the last 20 seconds of Mean Girls.
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@jnardino
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4 years
@ktbenner @ditzkoff i feel like “stop the steal” is missing some crucial quotation marks in this tweet here.
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@jnardino
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6 months
Every show you loved before streaming was the product of some of the best most experienced writers experimenting over the course of years and you just can’t do that anymore.
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@jnardino
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4 years
@KnivesOut @ArmasUpdates I would like to speak with the gay intern who runs this account IMMEDIATELY
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@jnardino
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1 year
Whether as a staff writer, showrunner in production, or just developing a pilot, I always get my first check three months after it’s owed. Across all studios networks and services. No matter how ahead of the ball I get, how quickly the paperwork is done. Can set a watch to it.
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My expectations of the AMPTP were low but holy shit 😳
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5 years
I hope the next season of Serial dives deep into the murder that just took place in this thread.
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5 years
1) If at any point you actually want to have a linear discussion you can stop overtopping me and just reply. But until you do, I'll play by these rules. Since you clearly don't understand the benefits of packaging to writers at the top of the producerial pyramid, here we go:
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@jnardino
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5 years
staffing season advice: - read the script - take notes while you read remarking every major character and what they are like - use notes as reference so you can discuss characters by name during meeting & sound like you put in effort 1/
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@jnardino
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7 years
It’s the day of the show y’all #StarTrekDiscovery Ep12 How about a glimpse behind the scenes, sitting in my camera roll for monthsssss just waiting to meet you? Like this poorly lit pic of the Faux Mirror Disco’s registry plaque.
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5 years
i don't agree with the WGA about everything, but our union isn't a buffet. you don't get to take the benefits of past collective action (credits, residuals, health & pension) and turn your nose at today's sacrifices. fuck this guy.
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@jnardino
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6 years
Take credit for women’s work.
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5 years
please direct your praise slash hate here.
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‘Good Christian Bitches’ High School Reboot From Jordon Nardino & Kapital Entertainment In Works At the CW
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@jnardino
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5 years
Can we... refrain from dunking on S*an Sp*cer and pushing him into my / everyone’s timelines twenty times tonight?
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@jnardino
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4 months
I do not like Star Wars. I do not like Disney. I watched a four hour video that has me enraged about every way they dropped the ball with Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser. Jenny Nicholson is YouTube’s Homer.
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7 years
home & tired after a long day breaking S2 of #StarTrekDiscovery but I MADE A PROMISE so here's a thread explaining emperor georgiou's titles in episode 12, Vaulting Ambition.
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@jnardino
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RIPLEY on Netflix is a complete surprise, a stylish and gripping recreation of 60s noir on a service that doesn’t do this kind of thing all the time. Out of the box but not too sweaty about it, fresh, delicious — frankly, I’m engrossed. Best TV of 2024 yet?
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@pitchfork Reporting this to Twitter as homophobic content
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1 year
@dieworkwear The lighting too. This kind of fake perfect light from nowhere illuminating everything evenly. Midjourney also hates anything that doesn’t frame the figure centrally.
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@ihatejoelkim That last paragraph is giving ChatGPT
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4 months
Let her fix this country
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@OrangePaulp Something weird (and wonderful) about Pit Stop is how it’s opened up space for the girls to be MEAN again
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7 years
#tbt me living my best gay life with Michelle Yeoh and Sonequa Martin-Green on the set of #StarTrekDiscovery
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4 months
If you don’t know what to talk to a gay guy about, just ask him how Mexico City was.
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3 years
@LeeDawsonPT i feel like there was an episode of holland built around a vogueing challenge, no one could do it, and they edited it down to nothing?
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@jnardino
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5 years
The Brazilian jacket for @RonanFarrow ’s Catch and Kill is my favorite Almodovar poster.
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OPERAÇÃO ABAFA, edição brasileira de CATCH AND KILL, do premiado jornalista @RonanFarrow , sai pela todavia em janeiro de 2020. Disponível em e-book no dia 15 de dezembro.
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2 years
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch a show about little kids running errands.
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2 years
Gay shit is headed your way.
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Miss Benny To Star In Netflix Drama Series ‘Glamorous’, Previously In The Works At The CW, From Damon Wayans Jr & Jordon Nardino
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@drewtarver @MosesStorm Push your dad to come up with a meme based on his own POV
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@luxxnoirlondon I interpreted it as “look at the polish she brings at her gigs, not just a photo shoot look”
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2 years
Made my mom take me to see Judy Tenuta when I was 14. My first time in a comedy club. She was filthy, amazing, and all about her gay fans in the audience. Including little Judyists like me. RIP to the true domestic goddess.
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RIP Judy Tenuta. One of a kind. Damn.
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She didn’t say this She was setting up a joke that killed: “I finally get to say, thanks to the Academy…. Museum.”
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Elizabeth Berkley truly thought she’d win an Oscar for ‘Showgirls’ flop
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7 years
...it's not canon until it's on screen so that's just one writer's opinion. As for Centaurius, I figured it was the first system colonized by the Terrans since it's closest to Sol so it was a title the Emperor at the time took in tribute. Hope someone found this informative! END
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5 years
If two adult siblings aren’t calling each other “sis” is it even a pilot
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@jnardino
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9 years
Me and the lovely @priyankachopra giving you FACE @ Olympic Stadium (Montreal)
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8 years
@JarettSays @lsarmiliato probably so her look would pop more against a cast of pre-teen boys with similar hair.
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7 years
All the Terran props were adorned with Art Deco details via stickers like these. This is from a tank in Mirror Stamets’ lab.
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@jnardino
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On this #PronounsDay , a friendly reminder to my fellow gay men that the pronouns section of your @grindr profile is not your big break into the world of comedy.
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I believe in tolerance but I also believe straight men should be allowed nowhere near culture.
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6 years
Straight white male powers are at their strongest in elite airport lounges. These are where they go to recharge, renew, replenish.
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7 years
And finally, it’s me with a big goddamn sword. This thing is real, it’s heavy, and it’s metal af. Thanks for watching! #LLAP
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Damn! They cancelled Glamorous.
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2 years
@popLOCKEdropit It’s giving:
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@DrSweety303 You’re a girl’s girl
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5 years
Fuck your iced coffee and your walking fast — seeing HUSTLERS early is what gays do.
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7 years
Y’all ready for #StarTrekDiscovery this Sunday? Hope so because it’s ready for you. Here’s some Terran glamour to tide you over till then.
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Hats off to @albinokid ’s identical twin brother Marvin for his great work playing Mirror Stamets. Amazing job Marvin! #StarTrekDiscovery
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@davidmackau It’s just an honor to be nominated to lose against JLD
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should i die tomorrow, may i be remembered as someone who never fucked with margins or indents in order to cheat a page count.
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4 years
@louisvirtel Stop asking questions that only have one answer
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It’s almost like genre fans are used to stories glorifying things in their heroes that in real life make people evil.
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@luxxnoirlondon The tap dancing sent me to another planet, I am still looking for a ride back to Earth 🌏
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Frances McDormand is ABSOLUTELY wearing midnight blue.
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@tylersunderland “a top is just a bottom who had his heart broken.” ~cicero
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@luxxnoirlondon 3-6 is just some of the best reality tv ever made
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This week’s warning for the #StarTrekDiscovery fam: watch this one ASAP and avoid social media until you do, have a change of undies ready for the ending. 🖖🏻
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@DanLipinski Thank you for this helpful information, donating to Marie now.
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Iaponius is Latin for Japanese. This (in my fever dream) is a title Hoshi Sato adopted when she named herself Empress, to honor her homeland. "So is Georgiou descended from Hoshi!?" Well...
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2 years
@davidmackau You meant most realistic
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7 years
Hoshi was Empress. 100 years later, Georgiou is Emperor. Georgiou took one of Hoshi's titles as her own to connect them. So Hoshi's legacy as Empress must be good and Georgiou must either be connected to her in a chain of succession or might want to create that connection.....
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i said this HUMOROUSLY! HUMOROUSLY!! #StarTrekDiscovery
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Star Trek
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#StarTrekDiscovery writer @jnardino says 'fans will feel betrayed, lied to, tricked' #AfterTrek
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"All Hail her most Imperial Majesty, Mother of the Fatherland, Overlord of Vulcan, Dominus of Kronos, Regina Andor, All Hail Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centarius." But what's it mean??!?
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8 years
#quantico if you guys didnt realize by now, the title of each episode is the last word of dialogue in the episode.
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7 years
But they have different ethnic backgrounds. Hoshi is Japanese, Philipa is Chinese-Malaysian. So I don't think it's likely Philipa is a direct descendent like a great-grandchild. Cousins is possible. More likely tho...
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Jordon Nardino
5 years
- generally be candid, show your personality - coffee if that's your thing - never contradict the person you are meeting with - show 1-3 stranger what you sound like talking about ideas for 30 minutes & what you are like in person. 5/5
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@RyanAFournier no way she wins this election now, good work
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- always be prepared to talk about where you're from, how you got into writing, who you have worked for, your favorite shows and movies (recent/all time) - find a way to gossip without badmouthing anyone - don't badmouth anyone, it's always a bad look 3/
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...whoever inherited Hoshi's throne was someone she adopted as a child & heir, the way most Roman emperors did. And that Emperor adopted his/her heir, and so on, until we get to Georgiou. And she is proud of the connection and flaunts it with the title Iaponius. But...
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- on a separate page, write down things you loved in the script. this way you can gush during mtg & be specific, not sound vague, uncommitted. - story pitches! have some if this is your strength. if it isn't, don't. if you have even 2-3 good ones you will stand out a lot. 2/
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I heard about a show where they tried to make the showrunner hire a producing director, then a non-writing producer - “to help out” - for more than the showrunner was making. When all he wanted (and eventually got) was one of his writers to help cover set.
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Yahlin Chang
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Yes — and that’s why while writer pay was reduced by 24 percent over the last decade and writer jobs were being eliminated, show budgets ballooned by 50 percent. Because there weren’t enough writers on shows eliminating scenes and saving scenes from having to be reshot
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@LOLGOP Munich post rang the alarm about hitler till the end. Its writers & editors sent to camps in 33
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The only America(na) I’m proud of today
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@FilmUpdates Just want this great account to know I have worked nonstop in TV since 2005 and I am always paid 3 months late. Even as a showrunner. It doesn’t matter how hard I work to get ahead of it. It’s always somehow 3 months.
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- Dominus of Kronos: Terrans are very proud of conquering Qo'noS. Dominus is a harsher title the Emperor at the time took as a result (and Georgiou kept for herself). "We OWN them." Qo'noS mispronounced out of cultural chauvinism.
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L’Rell’s Klingon meal! Fun fact: there was an apology announced to the crew before shooting over how gross this smelled. I couldn’t smell a thing even with my face up close to it. I’m flawed!
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"Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centarius" Philipa Georgiou: her given name and her family name, just like Prime. Augustus: the Terrans see themselves as inheritors of the Roman Empire so their Emperors take the title of its first Emperor.
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So into her titles: - Father of the Fatherland is easy, we turned that into Mother of the Fatherland (even tho we de-gendered Emperor, it felt right) - Overlord of Vulcan: an early conquest of the Terrans, they see themselves as their protectors. It's paternalistic / delusional.
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- if you're funny, be funny. making someone laugh can tip the scales. - be upfront about your strengths & weaknesses. no one is good at everything. - if you state a weakness & the person explains why that isn't important, they are qualifying you and you probably have the job. 4/
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Next year has been exhausting.
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Has Amy Klobuchar considered a career as a showrunner
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- Regina Andor: Andoria is a jewel in the Terran crowd. Subjugated warrior race. Early Terran conquest, pre-Sato. The title was created to celebrate this achievement. Now as for Georgiou's many names...
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#StarTrekDiscovery fam: of course you’re watching tonight. You’ll feel like a real asshole if you miss it. Questions answered! Massive assumptions from know-it-all fan base DEBUNKED! And stay tuned for After Trek where #113 @karterhol will explain all in his soothing baritone.
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Clapping at a classical concert is like congratulating a pregnant woman: if there’s aaaaaany doubt, just don’t.
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1 year
I hope you all watch my dumb gay show, dropping June 22 on Netflix.
@NetflixTudum
Netflix Tudum
1 year
Get ready to go full glam with the queer coming-of-age series Glamorous, starring @MissBenny and @KimCattrall . Here's your first look:
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@jnardino
Jordon Nardino
6 years
When you make a movie and don’t know a single gay man
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Jordon Nardino
1 year
I was there for 2007-8 strike, only missed three days. 7 weeks in back then, numbers on the lines were way lower and so were spirits. This is special. This is different. Keep going ✊🏼 #WGAStrong
@joerussotweets
Joe Russo
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I heard from inside one of the major studios... The fact that the AMPTP hasn't broken the WGA's spirit yet is driving the upper brass NUTS and they HATE seeing writers having fun on the picket line. As we head into week seven of the strike, keep your spirits up. It's working.
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This is what the motion capture work looked like for the mycelia forest scene. Completely bonkers!
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2 years
@OscarRunnerUp This, but I’m biased 🖖🏼
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@jnardino
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5 years
And that’s a wrap. 💅 💄 💋
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3 years
The negative rumblings about #BeingTheRicardos have done it a tremendous service, because it doesn’t just live them down — it soars to special heights. A sad and funny vivisection of Hollywood and yearning — Javier is buoyant, Nicole is (gasp) at her career best? Contenders all.
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2 years
@nycsouthpaw Frankfurt is a business town. Probably a huge focus of lazy business travelers with too little time to do anything more than order the hotel meal. And they’re on the company dime. Anyone price sensitive will look elsewhere. Plenty of corp types must not be. My guess!
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@priyankachopra showing off the back of her bathrobe on set during sink or swim. #quantico
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