Jamwanda
@Jamwanda2
Followers
68,940
Following
7,336
Media
6,311
Statuses
77,542
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#BUS_KnockKnockKnock_KhonKaen
• 474146 Tweets
Bama
• 105648 Tweets
スプリンターズS
• 86909 Tweets
Ryan Williams
• 49397 Tweets
ナムラクレア
• 23274 Tweets
#RIZIN48
• 20204 Tweets
サトノレーヴ
• 19043 Tweets
ママコチャ
• 18488 Tweets
西村騎手
• 15942 Tweets
ショアキーパー
• 15181 Tweets
マッドクール
• 14147 Tweets
西村淳也
• 13834 Tweets
CRかるび
• 13536 Tweets
かるびCR
• 12943 Tweets
Ashton Jeanty
• 11157 Tweets
IMI GUYS, NDAVA SEKURU INI!!! MAZVINZWA??? My grandson arrived last Thursday. Ndatove kadhara mhoti!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ndichiri kunzwa asi!!!!!!
474
39
1K
VAZVIITA MHOFU!!!!!!! ZIWEWERA!!!!!!! THANK YOU ZIMBABWE FOR TREMENDOUS SUPPORT!!!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
239
115
1K
Tino, if you follow this exchange, deliver three crates to Munhumutapa for Jamwanda a.k.a. George Charamba! Do so this morning.
#FambaTinoFamba
134
118
951
IN LESS THAN AN HOUR FROM NOW, HE CARRIES HIS COUNTRY’S FLAG, CARRIES IT HIGHER THAN HE IS TALL!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
228
64
786
WELL DONE SONS OF GREAT ZIMBABWE; THE VICTORY/MEDAL IS IN OUR EVER MAKING SUCH AN EMPHATIC APPEARANCE, IN SECOND LARGEST NUMBERS IN THE WORLD! CONSIDER THIS: MIGHTY AMERICA 3; SMALL ZIMBABWE 2; DOMINICA 1; LIBERIA 1 AND OUR NEIGHBOUR AND WORLD CHAMPION 1!! TO CROWN IT ALL, THE
197
71
632
Tsvaka, unowana; kumbira, unopuhwa; gogodza unozarurirwa, rakadero Bhuku rehupenyu!!!! Thank you Secretary Basera; well done
@terrymap1
. You deserved the allocation. Get steady to work it now!!!!!!
109
50
580
My heartfelt thanks and gratitude to all who supported and consoled me, the kids, the Charambas, the Gwatas and the Mujurus following the passing on of Dr Rudo Grace Gwata-Charamba. We felt accompanied all the way, thanks to your warm support and empathy. Tinokudai mose!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🙏
98
22
572
Part of my brood this afternoon at Pomona Food Court. We solemnly remember the passing on of the mother of my children. May she continue to watch over us as she was wont to when she lived with us. Thank you late Sekuru Chengu and Gogo Chengu for our OLIVIA IDAISHE!
273
28
527
WHEN IT POURS: Barely 12 hours after burying my brother Tinashe “Zvichemo” Charamba, the mother of my first three kids in my first marriage, Dr Rudo Grace-Gwata Charamba is late. She passed on in the early hours of this morning at Westend Hospital where she had been admitted for
914
31
513
As we wait for the race in a matter of minutes. With muzukuru Davidzo who seems completely unawares of the moment.
223
33
481
SPOKE TO MAKANAKAISHE JUST A SHORT WHILE AGO. HE IS IN GREAT PHYSICAL FORM AND MORE THAN READY FOR THE RACE WHICH SHOULD BE JUST AFTER 2000HRS LOCAL TIME. OF COURSE HE IS AWARE HE NOW FACES THE WORLD, AND CARRIES ZIMBABWE ON HIS TINY SHOULDERS. THIS GREATLY COLOURS HIS
215
56
425
This AirForce of Zimbabwe Lady helicopter pilot is Flight-Lieutenant Mapiye. She flew us to Karanda yesterday. We celebrate this Officer who is the first Lady helicopter pilot of AFZ. Yes, they can.
99
51
415
A VERY GOOD MORNING FOLKS; FINAL UPDATE ON YOUR SUPPORT TO A DESERVING MOTHER, TINO KATSANDE: As of this morning and at time of this tweet, Tino had managed 54 024 hits and 4 000 engagements!!! Thank you, Zimbabweans!! Yes, we can and have done it!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
50
44
413
Happy Christmas to you all my followers, those who have un-followed me and all those I have blocked. We are all united in the birth of Christ through whom we access the Father!!!!
79
26
396
This is where reality gets made. Never on Twitter!! Well done comrades!!!
107
27
384
BREAKING NEWS: The President recognises CDE BUTAU for heroically putting his own life at risk to save traffic accident victims who could have been burnt in a conflagration when a passenger bus and a fuel tanker collided. He promised NATIONAL RECOGNITION!!!!
76
58
384
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED, SPECULATED, NOW NO PRIZE FOR GUESSING: Herewith Mukudzei’s certificates. And he is every inch my SON!! Work it out, trace it back to Jamwanda2, your lovely, doughty discussant!!! Bingo!!
308
41
370
This beautiful daughter of mine has just cracked my head by asking: Lockdown neShona inonzii??? Anyone to my rescue????
466
18
368
If we make it this season, the profitability to farmers is going to be exceptional. Imagine raising a whole season’s crop without electricity and water charges!!!! My youngest child this season!!!!!
103
20
320
Another interesting personage among Air Zimbabwe’s early crop of pilots is Captain Muzenda, eldest son of late Vice President Simon Muzenda who trained as a pilot in 1978 when the Zimbabwean struggle was still on. Sadly he is due for retirement within a month hence.
78
50
309
THANK YOU MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS: WE HAVE SURPASSED THE 50K MARK. THAT MAKES US A BIG FAMILY!!!! Hatidzose tsvimbo; basa sebasa; chokwadi pamberi, without fear or favour!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
70
15
317
There is Terry Maphosa for you!! It was a pleasure hosting you, albeit for a short time. I pick up your cause, which is the cause of many like you. Govt will stand by your side so you succeed and blaze a new trail!
35
54
319
GOING HOME: All the way from Beatrice to the environs of Chivhumudhara, wangova mutserendende!!!! Mabasa eZanu-PF anoshamisa zvamunoona!!!!
#ZanuPFTheGameChanger
!!!
#nyikainovakwanevenevayo
!!!!!
216
39
301
#FambaTinoFamba
now has 7006 hits!!! Well done Zimbabweans. Let’s support Tino by tweeting
#FambaTinoFamba
. And by buying her eggs!!!!
27
73
295
Imi maZimbabweans; within two weeks you reward me with 10 000 followers??? Kuitawo here ikoko??? Ndinokudai zvakadero mufunge. I never take this patronage for granted. I thank you most heartily, my countrymen and women. Let’s keep the engagement running; we will find one another!
50
20
289
ANOTHER DISARMING GESTURE FROM OUR POLITICAL LEADERS. THERE IS ALSO AN APPEAL TO DR BASERA AND HON. MASUKA, BOTH IN CHARGE OF LAND. I AM AWARE DR BASERA IS MULLING A PAPER TO CABINET PROPOSING ALLOTMENTS LAND FOR THE
58
56
292
I thank Zimbabweans of goodwill and kind heart who continue to condole with the Moyo Family, the President and Government. Never has an announcement received so many hits in so short a time!! Thank you ZIMBABWE, NATION of BIG HEART!!!!
92
28
287
Winky D new release - Happy Again (VIDEO) - Nehanda TV Have just listened to this new offering by Winky D; I think it’s beautiful, with excellent lyrics. Well done Winky D!!!!
23
28
293
DEVASTATED TO ANNOUNCE THE PASSING ON OF GENERAL CHIMONYO EARLY THIS MORNING AFTER A LONG FIGHT AGAINST CANCER. GO WELL FREEDOM FIGHTER, COMMANDER AND AMBASSADOR!🙏🙏🙏🙏
218
67
285
HOW ABOUT???? How about signing off every tweet done by a Zimbabwean with
#myzimbabwe
???
394
32
272
Uyu murume anondiitira hangu ini!!!! Anofanira kunge achiyera Mhofu chete uyu!!! Rupfawo rwake nderwekwedu kani!!!
61
69
277
BREAKING NEWS: As I tweet, His Excellency Excellency the President, Cde E.D. Mnangagwa accompanied by Vice President CDGN Chiwenga, is receiving two former members of the MDC, Cdes Obert Gutu and James Makore, who have decided to rejoin Zanu-PF.
258
58
265
These clips have changed my views on the inquiry against Zuma!!!!
61
104
272
This is my son Ivainesu after five weeks of two-sessions per week mbira lessons. Here he plays Chaa Chimurenga composition popularised by Ambuya Stellah Chiweshe of the VaHera Clan. My late father was an adept Mbira player and thus reincarnates in his grandsons.
77
17
267
MESSAGE TO YOUTHS IN FARMING: Figuratively speaking, policy shift requires a swarm of swallows to make a summer. Over the months, I have noticed with immense excitement more and more youths getting into Agriculture. I see it even in my own household. This is a very good omen for
57
66
269
Like I hinted, Zimbabwean politics have entered a new era of constructive, collaborative opposition!!!
221
42
264
You don’t use a gun to rob people and hope to ever walk again. This is Zimbabwe!!!!
101
37
267
Folks, be very, very careful with tank stands procured on cheap. Imagine if it collapses with kids playing under it!!!! Let’s do responsible parenting!!!!
97
37
261
THE ONE MAN WHO SAW FAR: MAKANAKAISHE’S coach at Hillcrest, Mr Mhike. When the Charambas say, THANK YOU, I am sure you get what words cannot convey!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
39
24
267
Guys, regerai zvemaARMED ROBBERIES; MUNEFA!!! Ndakuyambirai; Hurumende haisi kuzosikiza. Heyani!!!!! You are a dead man walking; trust me!!!!
63
37
263
Guys, kana ndichiti ZANLA ichauya kuzodzikinura madhara ayo, vhundukai!!!!! The Charamba boys and their only child, Jamwanda2! Makanakaishe is the sportsman and feared rugby player who enjoys breaking bones in the field. He is the eldest. Mukudzei is the quiet footballer-scholar
111
13
248
DEAR ZIMBABWEANS, let’s for once thank our Government for a fully lit and easily mobile holiday!!! No power outages, except where storms occurred.; no fuel shortages!!! Why are we quiet when we are wont to blame one OIL COMPANY called ZIMBABWE GOVERNMENT when fuel is short?????
240
29
248
HAZVINAKIDZEWO HERE IZVI NHAI MAZIMBO??? Kwete kungoswera muchingowawata pasosho midhiya vana vevamwe vachiita zvisiwonekwi!! Vakohwa, vabata makobiri wonzwa zvonzi mabira nyika. Muromo wesimbe hauna zororo kana parefu!!!!
201
28
240
The Land of Rock. Each day rock is put atop rock as we rebuild and grow MaDzimbabwe. Latest on Beitbridge whose signature stone works embody and emblazon our Nation!!!!!
26
46
239
Very timely updates from Chimanimani East MP, Joshua Sacco. Well done mate!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
35
39
241
To imagine this major piece of engineering was done in conjunction with our very own sons and daughters!!! You just feel waves of pride welling inside you, spilling and coursing through your veins!!!!
30
56
240
Hewo Madhara aya eHondo, imwe project mbikiti, Chamisa dhiiii!!!! Hapana hapana🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
183
26
232
GOOD EVENING ZIMBABWEANS!!! CELEBRATING THE REINSTATEMENT OF JAMWANDA2. I STILL MAINTAIN THE DONKEY WAS REMOVED FROM TWITTER FOR MORE THAN FIVE YEARS WITHOUT GOOD CAUSE OF REASON. I AM HAPPY ELON MUSK HAS REPAIRED THE POSITION!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
106
32
230
He promises spaghetti roads; apa anorima mabhandomu!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
351
15
229
Give it to
@HMetro_
, they have raised the bar on court reportage in ways that make an otherwise opaque/esoteric process easy to follow, while igniting reader interest by picking on court moments/exchanges of real intensity. Well done Editor Moyo and your ‘restless’ team!!!
17
17
220
AIR ZIMBABWE WISHES PRESIDENT ED MNANGAGWA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY: On his way to Victoria Falls for a scheduled opening of an Economic Conference, the management and Staff of Air Zimbabwe surprised the Head of State with a Birthday present: a cake and hamper. Asked how old he was, the
66
37
229
Ndagumbuka nekunyura kwemota, tarakita, tarakita neimwe mota, ndikati kokuzviurayira kamombe kangu Corona indiwane ndakanuna zvakaipei? Ndiye bhogho!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
101
10
223
Ndega ndega zvangu parrots!!!!! Nhasi handidi dzivo, mazvinzwa????
105
6
216
#FambaTinoFamba
is now on 27 472 hits!! Thank you Zimbabwe!! Ngaasvike paVhoti reUMP!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
28
33
217
This is what happens when you engage, and not wallow in impotent anger, spitting innocuous expletives. You go far!!! Huge opportunity and advance for
#YouthInAgriculture
movement. Thanks
@terrymap1
!!!!
15
26
220
I think the way both the Michelle Family and the Media are handling the girl’s tragic end raises KEY ETHICAL QUESTIONS IN SOCIETY AND MEDIA. Just my think!!!
69
10
210
Kwabviwa mitunhu veduwee!!!! With late President Kabila; before long he would be assassinated, paving way for the ascendancy of his son - then serving in the Military - Joseph Kabila, former President of the Congo. If I recall well, I was preparing the Congolese President for an
97
28
218
LATEST ON LAUNDERED NOTES: Have just spoken to the RBZ Governor who has indicated the Central Bank investigations are now complete. The Central Bank will issue a statement before long, certainly before close of day. I thank alert Zimbabweans who exposed this racket.
185
54
206
In memory of a remarkable revolutionary who defended the cause and interest of the African, Africa. No to quislings who lick hinds of imperialism.
#quislingsOut
!!!
55
64
208
A LIFE OF SACRIFICE is the first ever biography of the President of Zimbabwe, His Excellency Emmerson Hlupeko Dambudzo Mnangagwa. Remarkably detailed, it traces the tumultuous life of a freedom fighter who escapes the noose by a whisker, to suffer a ten-year imprisonment in
51
52
205
WHAT’S NEXT??? Now that we are done with Amendment Number Two, we move to PATRIOTIC BILL. Hatingamire nekuti JOBHO AKWENYAKWENYA!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
120
29
204
CHARAMBA INDUSTRIAL/MEAT/DOLLAR COMPLEX: Here we blast freeze the birds for fresh market sales. Give us one more day so we get them stony-frozen and then we open up for sales. No need for GREEN X-MAS; we have your palette at heart!!!!
@terrymap1
!!!
67
24
209
GREAT THANKS TO TAPIWA MAKARAU!!!! ZIMBABWE ON THE ASCENDANCY!!!! WELL DONE GUYS!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
14
35
208
GOOD AFTERNOON ZIMBABWEANS, including my avid mongers of rumours!!! How are you doing?? Let’s keep up the fight against CORONAVIRUS!!! And of course against distracting rumours and hysteria! LOVE & AFFECTION!
263
25
199
LET THOSE DETRACTORS COUNT THE HEADS IN ATTENDANCE!!! I HAVE NEVER COMPREHENDED HOW INDIVIDUALS BESEECH FAILURE FOR THEIR COUNTRY AND BRETHREN!!!!!😳😳😳😳😳
53
44
203
Moment in time!!! Who ever dreamt that this picture would one day show early days of future President of Zimbabwe and his deputy??? Indeed the past is another country!!!!
40
38
199
Maswera sei veDzimbahwe, zvikuru sei munin’ina wangu
@terrymap1
kuTurf uko??? Kuno tigere hedu zvakanaka tichipishana nacho chikwitiri chemwaka wadai kutiropafadza nemvura ine mwero yatapakurirwa naZame!!!!
49
24
203
I am deeply pained by the passing on of these two fine AFZ officers in a helicopter crash which also claimed a kid while injuring the mother and one other child. Barely two weeks ago, I tweeted on the two, highlighting late Flt-Lt Mapiye as a symbol of possibilities for the
75
36
195
Exquisite piece of art in the service of social communication!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
22
23
198
Pane nyaya!!! There is some effervescence in Southern Africa!!! Govts must watch out or get shunted aside!!! This is profound reawakening!!!!
47
89
194
WHAT THE LITTLE ONES DID FOR ME ON FATHER’S DAY: While busy mining water at the farm today, little did I know my three little lovely scoundrels plus kamuzukuru came together to bake a cake for me under the watchful eye of their caring minder, Sisi Winnet. At was an amazing
77
10
192