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@therealselena23 @BleacherReport y’all live online way too much bruh , go touch some grass
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@redfIxvor i’m ashamed to admit that “diddler” takes me out every time
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@EpicNormie_ what are you lying for
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@EpicNormie_ he shook his hand & hugged him after their 2nd rs matchup this year then again on the kobe statue unveiling. both were losses. i’m not sure why you care about him walking off the floor after game 5. he was clearly upset with himself & the team for squandering that series
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@swagjesusfan that’s kinda funny ngl
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@MoKhanW @Calebtoon1 @imDullah you do realize that they capitalize on these tournaments & events which is why they’re comfortable giving the VC away right? calling someone else a bot when you can’t even recognize blatant marketing schemes is hilarious
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@maroonwanderer yup took millie “under his wing” but not caleb? not even the lil mexican homie who look like adonis? they gotta stop man
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@JefeDid there’s no way that’s what you took away from that line lmao he was asking if there was a chance r kelly turned out different if he himself wasn’t molested as a child
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@MoKhanW @Calebtoon1 @imDullah what the fuck are you talking about moron
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@Visionarist88 they just ball-watch. they don’t see the other 95% of the game lmao
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@lamibackup it was cute when y’all did it to tatum & shai but don’t push it
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@badgyalrika_ @gurlbi__ @jojionion @_TrillScott y’all always think you eat wit this take, but all it shows everybody else is that you are ignorant to the reality that desirable jobs are not going to b obtained by every single person who wants one lmao
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@Yx4laA @casualtakeking bruh if a team is specifically leaving a player open because he can’t even make OPEN shots then it is quite obviously a bad shot. 18 seconds into the shot clock? you’re as slow as russ
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@theantiquepoett @DeafDuckling12 @MlNDRIOT did you just call someone an incel because they don’t like taylor’s music?
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@phillymikann not saying 18PPG was sustainable but his decrease in minutes in december is when i realized darvin played favorites. was stuck at 14MPG by march
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@HolaimBrandon_ @DontHateLewis @ChiefOscetrolla @snack_attacck @KingJames bro talkin out his ass talm bout a “backup commentator”. the commentator is a 20-year emmy award winner. that comment should’ve never even crossed his mind wit that level of pedigree
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@LonerMike_ LMAOOO TALMBOUT “WHEN HE GET SNATCHED HE’LL KNO WASSUP” 😭
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@realonx1 @rafsenal ppl really be enjoying a scorching bright ass sun & intolerable heat…
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@Krazeness @DantheLakersFAN he’s not even being fr. y’all can’t b that slow cmon bro
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@GuruLakers i miss lonnie a lot. another one of ham’s victims of favoritism
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@yaboijt1646 @therealselena23 @BleacherReport bruh that’s besides the point. y’all are damn near happy she’s locked up for 9 years. that shit is sad and my main point in all of this. y’all actively rooting for another human’s downfall who committed an innocent crime who harmed no one
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bro really has a dog fetish drake is a sick individual
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@7GreenGrapes @LowendAssJerry yea i just reported this to klutch mafia. sleep with one eye open tonight. when you see them black SUVs parked outside your crib #justkno
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@cliff_lee @MouraToWrexham @pigskinpals @BallsackSports there are about 10 teams with no hope of making the playoffs & plenty of them having an open roster spot they don’t plan on using. this argument is pointless bc if someone was getting a spot to develop or for depth-purposes on one of those teams, they woulda been signed already.
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@phillymikann wym? bro almost had a double double in his first playoff game 😏
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@FeelLikeDrew you’re right. he and his PR team pay outlets and people to say it for him
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@PureHaters @JefeDid why are y’all so obsessed with erasure? firstly, dot said it’s hypocritical because they would need to take down a lot more artist’s than just r kelly’s catalogue or else it’s an empty gesture secondly, his victims were able to capitalize off of his catalogue staying on spotify
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@den_shorts @ShamsCharania @jovanbuha @TheAthletic lebron didn’t do shit. westbrook & the front office were the ones that did that to vogel. front office sabatoged vogel, leaked his firing then didn’t even let him on the team plane after their last game which lebron wasn’t even in attendance for. shut the fuck up
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@phillymikann it’s even more hilarious when whatever they use kobe’s name for is something completely opposite than what he stood for. he would’ve been ecstatic bronny was drafted by the lakers lmao
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@ADHDGoat @lPluto__ @NewMediaSports_ ran the triangle offense like no one else which resulted in mostly hockey assists which don’t count in the NBA. he was a great playmaker. APG aren’t the only indicator of that skillset
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@abeenr2 @fromkdwithluv @glockk199 some times y’all really gotta slow down and think things through before you hit tweet
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@Krazeness @DantheLakersFAN OP blocked me over this 😭
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@zebster114 watching him in every game he’s played this year i believe he can still be an elite 3&D wing. he just needs to fix his form & get that corner 3 consistent. barring health, he can still carve out a long career as a good role player
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@DanBoyWonder @cxss4105 they set a lot of stuff up in NWH that point towards a grittier adaptation in the second trilogy. angry, lost everyone he loves and the symbiote is on earth 616 now. peter’s not even 18 by the end of no way home, his college years are bouta b brazy
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@mac_thecurator @colinarmis cocky go boing boing
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@ChiefOscetrolla @HolaimBrandon_ @DontHateLewis @snack_attacck @KingJames i don’t deal in hypotheticals. he said what he said and despite how he meant it, his intention doesn’t outweigh the impact. him being ignorant doesn’t give him leeway
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@FanMahome @FearLeBron bra just being obtuse now you know damn well that’s not all they’ve said lmfao
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@PeeWeeDaPlug they gave desmond bane a 83 P…the ratings this year are especially egregious
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most of us knew this last year after how he handled lonnie. #that #side of lakers twitter has all gone into hiding by now
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Told ya that this coach alienates his best players, and fully greenlights his worst players, because of some weird obsession attachment
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@mirrorball75 @neolithicobject @hydratedangel this is what someone in a cult would say
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@user211610 @Ronnie2K tim duncan 90 is right there
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elon musk & ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░ bots teaming up to ruin the app
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@TylerDavis93 @DantheLakersFAN i’m convinced y’all are bots or have no social interactions outside twitter. this is banter..y’all are slow
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@ab12_sol @bron23xgoat obv i’m not speaking from a professional athlete standpoint, but reno’s altitude is high & it always killed teams that weren’t local during AAU tournaments on a smaller scale. it’s scientifically impossible to adjust to altitudes in 16 hours. it’s a 3-5 day process
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@PureHaters @JefeDid i stand corrected. dot didn’t even say anything bout r kelly personally. that was top. dot only took up for X after geneva confessed to lying on him
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@bmviness @fieldgoalromo @sabashots nah this real asf 😭😭😭
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enjoy that community note fat ass
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Muted lmao
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@Itsdiyahshalon @Nessitheunic0rn bruh you out here taking psychedelic drugs while obviously in an unstable mindset like ol boy who did all that. if you are in control of yourself and healthy mentally and emotionally this typa shit does not happen. grow up
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@GuruLakers whole presser been full of shots at ham from pelinka & JJ lol
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@kingDiaws @BronSznz bro thinks the celtics coulda just magically turned spence into a derrick white archetype
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@NBAPaint1 it really took the 2nd best SF & 2nd best PG of all time with two other all-stars (2nd best shooter & one of the best defenders of all time) to stop a lebron-led cavs roster
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@OfficialEvanAZ2 stop crying
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@CineMasai_ this is the worst take i’ve ever fucking heard this is trav’s best project lmfao
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@NewmansBurner @foreignbenzos i wouldn’t pop those shits even if i was held at gunpoint
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@SlimSleepr the FT agendas are hilarious bc if refs really called fouls on every possession altering foul we would prolly double our attempts per game lmao
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@hmfaigen harrison can you tell anthony to unblock me so i can call him a loser under his tweets again
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@hmfaigen refs hoed us by simply jus not giving devin booker his 6th foul. he clearly bumped austin leading to the loose ball in the first place and now the discourse is gonna b in the mud
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@kittischmitti @illjoy_ damn y’all have no no media literacy sometimes bc him losing his job is a direct plot-point to the ending of the game cmon now lmao
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@RunWithFox @TheDunkCentral @AmicoHoops all NBA easily & he clears de’aaron fox buddy
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@Sheridanblog @AmaarBurton pipe down goofy. you sit on here all day and talk out your ass. report says austin still had possession. replay confirms it. ntm booker w two fouls in a matter of seconds during the same possession that wasn’t called bc the refs didn’t wanna give him his 6th foul. cry more
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@capeshitsucks they should’ve mentioned it in-game like they did for the first one, but apparently there’s only 6 other known heroes in the insomniac NY. also, according to peter they are never home issue five of spider-man unlimited infinity
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@YaboyMo87 @MrBusby4o8 never understood the acclaim views album got, especially coming after a classic like IYRTITL. that was prolly one of my most disappointing listens & imo it only went downhill from there
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@watsurvinnumber @kittischmitti @illjoy_ yea exactly. they didn’t do it to show pete would never hold a real job. they did it to showcase the growth from beginning to end for both spider-men so pete doesn’t have to carry so much by himself, or look out so heavily for miles
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@BronGotGame @HTmpstr up 2-1 before ad’s re-injury in 2021 then our front office blew it up n told my man to make it work wit kent bazemore and a buncha corpses 💔
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@KY_PDX @MuseKeon me when i pull up the myNBA & remember i gotta tweak all the settings in general, team, trades, contracts, coach settings, progression, etc. no clue why they have a “save settings” feature when it only works for 5% of the available settings lmao
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@borutomakis @JefeDid nah be fr are you slow? this is a conversation from two different perspectives & kendrick’s perspective is telling taylour paige that she still listens to r kelly’s music despite criticizing him. not once did he cape for him here george bush gotta pay for failing my generation
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@Klutch_23 @PopBase let go of that nostalgia old man tobey is a bottom tier actor
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@ChartBender @harisogun zip it up when u done
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@statmuse this page is honestly jus musty at this point. i have little sympathy for russ as a lakers fan, but this tweet reeks of desperation. enjoy the engagement from the 12 year olds, tho
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@lilwayne_charts @maroonwanderer third person to link this as if it means anything. hope this helps
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@riqenthusiast @maroonwanderer saying hello at a public event is the same as exchanging numbers, offering relationship advice & talking about millie’s boy problems? y’all are certified pedophiles please do not have children
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@Zoetic772 @theNBAalert he follows 588 people you moron. do you think you scrolled through 500+ accounts in this short clip? twitter doesn’t show people’s entire following
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@Kareem_is_it watching cam fall out of the lottery in live-time was insane i swore we were gonna get him once it got to our pick & he was still on the board. we drafted a second rounder with the 17th pick lmao
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@wrstbhavior saying hello at a public event is the same as texting a 14 year old girl about relationship advice & boy problems? y’all coping hard
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@whatcouldgowr12 @IGN if you struggled to find your way around jus say that
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@jovanbuha @GuruLakers this is crazy jovan really one of us
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@SlimSleepr i was acting a fool in 2020 on here i couldn’t imagine if LAL beat the celtics in the race for #18 & bron got #5 & solidified his lakers tenure
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@NetsFrequent @peterrothberg a single search result on the top of google is your ‘research’ ???
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@x4ndrr @PopBase @SabrinaAnnLynn you didn’t win shit you parasocial loser
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@riqenthusiast @maroonwanderer saying hello at a public event is the same as exchanging numbers, offering relationship advice & talking about millie’s boy problems? y’all are certified pedophiles please do not have children
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@All_I_do_is_try @fromisely don’t think hating on someone who’s going to hell would land someone else in hell tbh
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@GuruLakers 18PPG in 31MPG to 14MPG... ion think the 18PPG was sustainable long-term, but he wasn’t even given a chance after his injury in january his minutes had already seen a decline in december. the injury was just an easy excuse for ham to cut him out the main rotation entirely
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@KingWRLD3x @RyB_311 this is exactly why i wanted kel on the lakers lmfao
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@ApexJones22 @EvanGor93154017 if you actually watched basketball instead of cock-munching MJ all day and night, you’d know the fourth quarter is when we went on our biggest run and it was 95% bc of lebron. w/o his fourth quarter performance, the lakers would’ve got blown out by 40
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@Therealmightyoz @DailyLoud yea that was pretty lame ngl
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@JacobRude lakers are my main priority, don’t miss a game, but i watch a lot of other teams too so i can wit my full chest tell you our whistle is egregious and needs to b addressed by silver. i hate blaming refs, but other teams get so much leeway and benefit of the doubt it makes me sick
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@Bombadilsboot ROTS & rogue one exist. also, this isn’t even better than phantom menace
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@tyronewallinson @HipHopAllDayy “drake” “top 5”
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@MoKhanW @Calebtoon1 @imDullah i didn’t say anything remotely close to that
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@inmyhovercraft
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@andymickp @_JasonLT negative ball knower
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