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Hasnain should've been in reserve instead of Dahani. This is insane.
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My Naana-Abbu has passed away, kindly pray for his maghfirat.
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@lidlbich Condensed Milk instead of sugar & it’s perfect 😭
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@iamamirofficial
Mohammad Amir
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chief slector ki cheap selection 😆
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So here's what happens when you store gajray for 2 years or more.
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I promise myself to not waste another minute on this T20 World Cup. And Here I am, at 5am, rooting for Netherlands 🤡
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Elder sister was blessed with a baby boy this morning, and it's kinda sad that I'm not back home with my family.
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"Old enough to know better, Young enough to get away with it" Turned 26 today and decided to treat myself the best Belgian Pancakes.
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After Abrar ul haq's Punjabi Touch, now we have Qasim Suri's Islami touch.
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@gayomarlic KK Blood 😭
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Just triggered a biryani lover by mixing zarda in my biryani plate. The meltdown is poetic.
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Straight outta heaven.
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Trueeeeeee. Such guys should marry their male bestie and have regular dates at their fav dhaba.
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Tamasha; a movie about the loss and rediscovery of the self.
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Here to collect my therapy money.
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KL Rahul is so consistent at failing.
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@khigirlinlhr He looks stoned 😭
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Going through the toughest phase of my life, may Allah guide me towards a path of peace, where I can find calm amidst the chaos of life.
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Dissertation proposal got approved!!!!! I’m happppppppyyyyyy
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Starting a new chapter in my life which I've been manifesting for long. Life won't be same from this point, but it'll be worth it. 💫
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Worked miraculously for me 😭😂
@Alex_TheAnalyst
Alex Freberg
2 years
Unethical Life Hacks in the Workplace (Part 2): Does you employer check your activity on Skype? Teams? Slack? Use this Python Script to automatically move your mouse every few minutes to keep you active. They'll never know…
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Gotta get used to these cold evening walks 🥶
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@aiyshabbasmirza Privileged. Holier-than-thou Attitude. These are basic building block of this cult.
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Keep religion to myself and act like a normal person?
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Jam
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If you’re not getting your non Muslim colleagues to fast with you for a day or 2 then what are you doing?
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It’s getting really difficult to defend her 😬😬
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@Malala
Malala Yousafzai
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I’m sorry to hear about your loss, @jonstewart . I know Dipper was a very good boy. I’ve gotten over my fear of dogs and I hope you’ll have me back to meet your next pup ❤️🐶
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Gave my card details to younger brother for a subscription and he has spent 20k on kababjees express in the last month alone…
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✅✅
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Happy cos I’ll get to make gajar ka halwa tonight 🤍
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Got an anxiety-inducing email from the university saying they were withdrawing my admission and would award an exit degree because I didn’t re-enroll on time, only for them to apologize for a clerical mistake 5 hours later….
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I’m at peace after so long, it feels unreal.
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Marry in yours 30s. Marry young and build life together is a scam.
@vintage_bae_
The Aura.
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What opinion on Marriage will have you in this position??
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Fav time of the day.
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May God forgive me for what I'm about to do with Karak-Chai over the next few weeks.
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F*** long texts, I'm gonna send handwritten letters from now.
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Well...this happened. 👀
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Pinky to resurrect Zia.
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Sher Khan
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For the night is dark and full of terrors!
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That cover of “Tere jiya hor disdah” isn’t talked about enough.
@RotiKholDeyo
K.
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Zeeshan Ali is the most serious talent in the country right now.
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Perfecto 🙌🏻
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@mahnooorcheema Already normalised. Even for taraveehs in Ramadan.
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Eid Mubarak ✨
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Pakistani Banks know how to convert 5 min work into 2 hours khuaari.
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Making this cos food is the closest thing to home rn..
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Cooking keema isn't as easy as this YT chef instructed 😭😂
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My 2022 can be summarised by this comment on "Experience by Ludovico Einaudi" ;
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Mentally, I'm still here.
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6am thoughts; Why try to fix my sleep schedule when I can just stay up all night and become a morning person by default?
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Feel like a burden has lifted from my shoulders. Thesis done. I’m freeeeeee.
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Can't wait to go home and sleep like a hibernating bear.
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Made a brave decision today and I’m so fucking proud of myself for the progress I’ve made (both mentally and emotionally).
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Comfort snacks.
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@ImpressionistAL Ratcliffe over Arab Money anyday
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Once you understand the emotional depth of Interstellar, you'll never stop obsessing over it. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light 💫
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@wardahn00r Congratulations!!!! Hopefully it will become a norm.
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Thesis is 80% done and I’m so happppppppy
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Relax guys, pehli baar saray vote count kr rhe hain is lie time lag rha hai.
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One of my toxic traits is to recook the dish until I reach perfection.
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Sometimes you have to burn yourself to the ground before you can rise like a phoenix from the ashes.
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Weekend ft. Cookies.
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Elite class has this stupid fetish to portray themselves as middle class.
@Shehzad89
Shehzad Ghias Shaikh
2 years
Is Syed Muzammil Hasan Zaidi elite? Watch the full podcast on
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So true 😭
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Proof that you can be a passenger princess when you own a Tesla.
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@Leo__weirdo
AThar 🍂
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Show me a picture you took that can be a wallpaper
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Tried white sauce pasta for the first time and didn’t mess up 😭😭
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Nature's palette has turned to shades of gray.
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@vintage_bae_
The Aura.
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Qoute with the random picture from your gallery without any explanation
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10th base probably.
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Anushka
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4th base: asking him to apply sunscreen
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🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Without performance 😭
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Making butter chicken for the first time 🫡
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Looks like Pulao, Tastes like Biryani.
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Another summer without thadal.
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That is where my heart sank into the deepest pit ever known to mankind.
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@BauhatSara Punjabi Cinema is a huge market. Apart from local cinemas, this movie will do good in UK, CA & USA as well. And it's not like Punjabi is that difficult to understand.
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Eid ✅
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Eid Mubarak to all who are celebrating today!!! 💫
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Winning an argument against your parents
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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name something harder than this😭
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Happy International Women’s Day to all the amazing women here!! You all deserve boundless happiness and success, never settle for less.
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@gayomarlic Accurate.
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Made such a delicious achar gosht.
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Distracutetion ; someone cute that captures your attention and diverts your focus away from your current task.
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??????
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They tried..
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My brain after 2 hours of sleep in last 72 hours.
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Lessgooooooo
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Is it normal to get excited in stationary aisle?
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I could never gift this to my parents.
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Happppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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I MADE IT AND IT TASTES SO GOOOD 😭
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To all the incredible women out there: thank you for your strength, your resilience, and your commitment to making the world a better place. Happy Women's Day!
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Art, inspiration, magic! ✨
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Maybe suicide is a cowardly way of running away from problems. Being delusionally hopeful is the right way to go.
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Didn’t expect spending my birthday at the art gallery to be this peaceful.
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👨‍🍳
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These bistiks with chai >>>>>>>>>>>>
@whembot
respawned: zawr
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i have gate kept for long enough!
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Did too much khuaari to get this view 😭 totally worth it. #HappyNewYear2023
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Nazuk Soorat-e-haal. #AmirLiaquat #BanMQM
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