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Girls with “cute” physiognomy trying to force themselves into the “hot” mold
Women need to stop plastic surgery until we figure out what's wrong. Why would you ruin your face like this?
This is Erin Moriarty from The Boys...she was already very pretty.
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being a stay at home wife was the funnest time of my life. i was making tortillas from scratch. i was waking up at 9am without an alarm and doing an hour long gym session. i was fermenting 7 different things at once. i took like 5 fitness training. this is a skill issue
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@timerube
Everyone is making fun of her but it’s so true :/
women Instacart shoppers will be like “I saw you ordered this brand of mushrooms, but these are basically the same and they are $1 cheaper”
Men will be like “listen I didn’t see the pasta you wanted so I didn’t get any pasta”
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my midwife just used the term “birthing persons” on Instagram and I’m about to scream and throw up about it
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For clarity I think she was very pretty before and the surgery looks botched, can’t believe that needs to be said lol
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When your husband wakes up at 5 for a 12 hour shift, you wake up at 4 to get breakfast and lunch packed, coffee made, and a water bottle filled up. I don’t make the rules
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being a woman is literally just putting things in glass jars and feeling content
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I literally gained 20lb from fertility maxxing raw milk, eggs, liver, sardines, berries etc etc and when people are like “wow it’s so weird your baby’s eyes are blue! Genes are crazy!” I just have to be like haha yea
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Just found out this existed going to be very socially inept about it
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I don’t think telling a child who falls down “you’re okay” is bad. I don’t think it invalidates their lived experience I think it’s a perspective shift
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I think a lot of people who are anti-leash, put their children in strollers or wagons to contain them but think leashes are bad. It’s essentially the same thing except the toddler actually gets to move around and explore on the leash. Idk, never done it personally but I get it
The litmus test for whether I will accept your advice regardless of whether you are a parent or not depends on how you feel about these.
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I can’t believe how much of being a mother is about just not being selfish
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this is my aesthetic now. you may not like it, but this is peak femininity
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I hate when people ask me what I do for a living. 1. You should be able to tell from my relaxed demeanor that I am a housewife and 2. That’s a boring question
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Crying bc this is the one woman near me who won’t force me to do insane prenatal testing that I don’t believe in but her and her assistant are woke apparently? I hate it here
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I love my life so much. I’m living the life I cried about wanting in 2018
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this is weird you could literally just tell women to prioritize Pilates pre post and during pregnancy but ok
Ladies: your pelvic floor is one of your most precious commodities for healthy aging.
Please think very seriously about if childbirth is something YOU really want, or something society has taught you that you want.
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Walking up to another mom at the park, exchanging no words, vaguely gesturing toward my baby and handing her a mom business card before leaving quickly
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This was my wedding dress bc I eloped and I was an edgy 22 year old
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do NOT talk badly about girlbosses. My email girlboss bff printed me nutrition for women on company time with company resources
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the popular sack style dress is unfeminine, childlike, and frumpy. just a bit of tailoring looks so much more put together
I really hate loose dresses. They need to fit my proportions. Not be skin tight but with structure and proper darts. Loose dresses just look like curtains that are being held by a few stitches.
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I, personally, think family vlogging is cringe and weird. Why are you exploiting your children on the internet?
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finger and toenail cutting is 10x more frustrating and time consuming than diaper changes, and yet there is no discourse around it
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@OliveTending
Everything I know about this is based on the time I read half of Deep Nutrition and intuition
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baby wearing moms do this every day
For the past few days I've been doing a form of cardio called "Rucking".
It's where you add weight to your body while walking or running.
I find it to be a blend of strength + endurance and I'm liking it.
Gonna do this for 30 days straight & report back to you.
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@chiomabayo
I find this arguments very weird. I met my husband when I was 19 and he was 29. Men mature a lot slower. at 19 I was living alone, had a full time career (preschool teacher), and childhood that matured me. We had and have a lot in common. It’s really not a black & white issue
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not sure why postpartum diaper selfies are a thing. not even because of modesty or whatever. just me, personally? i wouldn’t post that online. i would keep that to myself
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Why are 90% of the women in the birth world insane 😭 just say women or mothers and go
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Please someone marry this man I can not take seeing these posts
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how realistic is it to have a newborn with no help other than your husband? bc the thought of literally anyone I know bothering me for the first few weeks postpartum sounds incredibly unpleasant
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I love the kitchen discourse because I am very nosey and I think we should poast other rooms next. Doxx the whole house
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@omnivoyance
Am i overreacting about this? I honestly don’t want to pay a woman $7k out of pocket who believes men can give birth but idk if I’m just being insane rn bc finding a provider has been super stressful
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Ok hear me out: I spend $200 on a baby climbing gym setup and in turn free up more time in my day as he will be so entertained
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how do the Christian ladies feel about placenta encapsulation? i was really for it until a christian doula I respect called it “pagan cannablism” but idk
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Ok I am SO into taking the baby to the mall. Feels incredibly safe, lots of walking(which puts him to sleep), family lounge for breastfeeding, loud so who cares if he’s fussy, food and coffee everywhere, every store I could want to shop at???
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@mypillowgorl
the funny thing is all the women who have given birth at home are super normal about it. It’s always the women who have never given birth who are the loudest w the discourse idk
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Wyd if you come over and my baby is wearing the emo dyper? You saying anything?
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i think it is deeply unnatural to separate a mother and baby within the first year. breastfed babies and their moms are a unit for like a year at least
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I follow enough foot health Instagram accounts to realize the benefits of barefoot shoes but they’re all so ugly and so expensive
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I’ve announced everywhere already but never posted it on twitter
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My friend who had the same due date as me just told me she’s pregnant again and now I have evil levels of baby fever
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sometimes I see a baby who is not only adorable but has an incredible vibe and I have to fight the urge to tell their parents that I love them because that is weird but some babies are just extra good
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I have a blue collar worker, a teenager boy, a baby, and a dog in this house. I’m going to start using endocrine disrupting fragrance
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Women are more susceptible to interpreting the Bible through their feelings.
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this is exactly my lifestyle & I see nothing wrong with it. I will be cooking, cleaning, working out, doing lil hobbies, & learning new things, until I am granted the blessing of children
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Are boy babies really more dangerous or are all babies trying to end themselves constantly
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I used to wear (cute) yoga clothes when I was in the house all day
I recently decided to buy a bunch of dresses and put them on after my morning workout is done
I keep catching my husband staring and smirking at me
I guess men like femininity
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@doilycherub
Apparently this is okay to wamen but if I make my husband breakfast I’m a misogynist. Very strange
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Realizing that healthy fertile women have a lil pudge was literally distressing
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This is what I thought peating was for a full year
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this may be an unpopular take but tbh athleisure actually looks cute if you’re fit
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idk I don’t think babies should be fashionable. i like seeing babies and toddlers in the chuggiest baby items. i like when people dress their baby cringey
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Eating raw carrot salads has raised my luteal bbt temps. Interesting
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My husband doesn’t have a twitter so I explain to him the discourse of the day and ask him what he thinks
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Gym bros are ahead of science every time when it comes to health and nutrition because they experiment with their own bodies before waiting for some lofty scientist to make a study about it
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I have a theory that every single women is beautiful & modern beauty is destroyed by the obesity epidemic, anti-beauty standards (feminism), & woke logic. Exasperated by lack of sun, fresh air, daily walks, and real food. Any photo from before 1970s shows you this.
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@NSanctification
My husband doesn’t ask or expect it, I just enjoy knowing he’s eating a healthy meal and I love cooking. Though, we don’t have 8 kids, so it’s probably a lot easier for me to do it
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I could do what Gordon Ramsey does to restaurants but to small businesses “you don’t have a website? You’re making people pay you through PayPal for orders? You haven’t updated Instagram since 2019? Your website has typos and looks like it was made in 2008?” I could save them
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@singingbirth
Tbh ray peat said raw milk and regular milk aren’t that different nutritionally
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My least popular opinion is that I don’t think circumcision is wrong bc of how often it’s mentioned in the Bible. I know it’s no longer mandatory, but how can something that was once a covenant w god be wrong or abusive?
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I have a strong letdown that chokes my baby and every time I feed him it feels like this :/
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this take is obviously retarded but i wish there were more option for moms who simply don’t feel comfortable breastfeeding in public. normalizing openly breastfeeding is great for moms who are comfy w that but what about women who want like, private bfing spaces everywhere
I find it so weird when women breastfeed in public.
Like you can’t have bottles prepared before you leave the house?
Put your juggies away.
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I can’t believe I spent 72 hours w back labor and 5 hours pushing and less than a day later I’m like “LOL that wasn’t so bad honestly”
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I’m not racist, I’m aesthetic-ist. If I pull up to the bbq and it’s all working professionals I’m asking where the weird art girl is. Where’s the hipster couple? Where is the wigger? Where is the 40 year old wine aunt? That’s diversity to me
Serious question for well-meaning white people. When you show up at a get-together like this, do you notice there are zero Black people, or nah?
If so, do you say or do anything about it? To who? Please be honest. This is a safe space (unless you say something dumb or racist).☺️
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she/her type of christians are the most annoying people on the planet
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2020 has been a big year for me:
-After 8 years of vegetarianism I began regularly eating meat & animal products
-Stopped teaching yoga due to incompatibility with my Christian religion
-Got married
-Became SUPER red pilled and left the lefty yoga world behind
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I need to take a breastfeeding class to finish my doula cert requirements but all of them are like “breast/chest feeding class!!! Body feeding!!! LGBTQ+ Inclusion!!!” And it’s so gross and annoying I’m not spending money on it
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@terahnichole
I don’t think so. The kitchen is typically the woman’s domain and should be decorated and utilized at her discretion. Though I do find it odd when married women decorate the house as a whole, to look more like a chick pad than a family home
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Husband spoiled me on our Costco run today. I have many snacks in mind: but the first is perfecting the chocolate chip cookie
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Mixing orange and patchouli essential oils and free and clear laundry detergent in the washing machine
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Feminists be like “wow your husband provides for you? 🙄 doesn’t he know you’re an independent woman? 🥴 couldn’t be me”
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@JulianaLung
So true. I track my estrogen, progesterone, & LH throughout the month. Last month with daily raw carrot salad- normal estrogen levels. This month I couldn’t stomach raw carrot salads after having covid and my estrogen levels were sky high. Started again and 3 days later, normal
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Why is “looking pretty & being quiet” a feminist insult? These are my hobbies
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Over the last 4 years the media has used fear to convince people that Trump & Trump supporters are racist, sexist, homophobes. This couldn’t be further from the truth. But you can not convince these people. They are so deeply invested
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it doesn’t make sense for your own baby to give you baby fever. like i know you didn’t sleep last night what’s wrong w me
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I personally believe the people who almost hit me and my infant son when I’m in the crosswalk, because they can’t wait seven seconds to turn, are going to hell
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These vivo barefoot shoes are so comfy. They’re decently attractive and the wide shoe is reminding me to press into my outer foot. Look how flexible they are too! Ty
@JulianaLung
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brb doing my adult tummy time
Pretty sure if we all did tummy time we’d all have great posture
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