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You guys just don't understand how difficult it is to live overseas. The clean air, stable internet, water and electricity connections, availability of everything you could ever want, security, walkable cities and efficient public transport just don't make up for
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having to act like an adult and do your own chores.
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Pakistani comedy: Man Child covers himself with a dupatta
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Zardari had such a tough time in jail that in his 5th year of imprisonment, Benazir had Asifa. 😔
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Is anybody making a list of everyone who has been doing paid pr for Punjab Govt?
1. Ayesha Omar
2. Junaid Akram
3. Aima Baig
4. Sanam Saeed
5. Zhalay Saharwardi
6. Mehar Bano
6. Urwa Hocane
7. Saba Faisal
8. Mikaal Zulfiqaar
9. Muhammad Faizan Sheikh
10. Areeba Habib
Add whoever
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Ami sent the rishta profile of an army officer for my cousin but my aunt said we are not even going to consider army officers anymore. This aunt's husband was in the army and she taught in aps for 20 years.
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L: martyred 150 children of army officers
R: stole one peacock from an army officer's house
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No Pakistani woman has ever looked good in a sari
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We are living in such dark times that a LUMS professor was picked up, had his foot and hand fractured because he was protesting ON LAND BELONGING TO LUMS and there was not even a single protest in LUMS, a university normally known for protesting for anything
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If Shireen Mazari had done the same thing there would be 5 million tweets about her internalised misogyny and how PTI is against women
CM Maryam Nawaz Sharif’s act of adjusting a police officer’s dupatta is a powerful reminder that leadership is about compassion and understanding.
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Muzammil: Who is a Burger? To the blind, he is the light. To the starving, he is the bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is companion. To the sad, he is joy. To the prisoner, he is freedom. To the poor, he is treasure.
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Everytime someone scores a goal:
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Reposting one of the tweets that made me chuckle in 2021
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Opening ceremony:
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Grief and sorrow settle into your heart, yes, but they also settle into your joints. You are able to move just a little less. Your head doesn't turn the way it turned. It isn't as easy turning around to welcome in new people. The corners of your eyes don't turn up with your smile
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By the age of 25, you should have an extension cable that you can drag all around your room.
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Kamli and Churail are a lesson that if you surround yourself with "progressive" actors and directors, people forget about you harassing underage girls and grooming them and then silencing them in partnership with your wife.
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Pakis: I have done extensive research on geopolitics and international relations
The research:
Pakis: I have done extensive research on geopolitics and international relations
The research:
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@ubazxo
That's just because you're dming them and spending a lot of time on their posts/ viewing their stories first. Facebook algorithms are no jokes.
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An attack on a Mosque in the west, is a hate crime targeted at a specific community, not a "crime against everyone".
An attack on a Shia Majority mosque in Pakistan, is a hate crime targeted at a specific community. It is not a "crime against everyone".
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Ustaz apka pilug shaat hain
If Pakistan executed every decision perfectly from here on out and luck favors us, we could get out of this mess without a default.
Instead we have the most epic political shit show which is likely to cause further decision paralysis.
We need some divine intervention.
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Messi after two days in Pakistan:
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"Lol he was tricked into eating"
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The "Chuhas" of Shah Daula Peer are people suffering from microcephaly. This affects their intellectual development and causes difficulties for them. They usually end up being exploited as beggars.
Ms. Huda thinks this is an insult. Sindhi nationalist "feminists" take the crown
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Such a scary example of a deep fake. If I didn't know better, I would have been fooled into thinking it was a real video.
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Praise be to Nawaz Shareef, who sacrificed himself for our sins 😔 His soul now resides in London, watching over us.
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A man has no place in politics. My girl says Niazi zindabad, I say Niazi zindabad. My girl says Nawaz Shareef, I say Nawaz Shareef zindabad. My girl says Bilawal Zindabad and I say goodbye.
this guy legit keeps changing his politics depending on what politics the girl he's crushing follows. sharam kar thori bc and have some self respect, haven't seen a more pathetic guy on this app
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What he won't tell you is that even Arabic is an accent of Punjab.
When Salah Uddin liberated Jerusalem, he reportedly said "Nas oye beghairta" to the Knights Hospitaller.
What if i tell you
Urdu is an accent of punjabi language. Urdu came in 17th century while Punjabi was there from 8th century. Urdu took a lot from Punjabi
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He also allegedly took pictures of his underage step daughter to blackmail his ex wife. And had several fake cases registered against his ex wife. But Woh kosher hai 😌
WAIT hamza shahbaz physically abuses his WIFE???! and u guys were cheering for him? WHAT‼️😳
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Bhatti's thinking process: "I hate Shehbaz Gill because he has a foul mouth"
"I love Rana Sana Ullah because he has a foul mouth, protects Child Molester Rings, orders the massacre of pregnant women and brutalizes police opponents"
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This is an insult to all milk sellers in rural Gujrat, because the thing they sell is milk, and not the blood of martyrs.
Atleast Asim Munir looks like he is somewhat an intellectual (maybe the glasses?), Bajwa looked and talked like he sold milk in rural gujrat
#COAS
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*focuses camera on his own face* "Hi everyone this is Dajjal and I would just like to tell you that my era has begun. Don't forget to like, subscribe and share."
#DajjalEraHasBegun
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Inna lillahi wa Inna ilayhi rajioun 💔.
May the sea embrace all those it took in the last week and keep them in comfort. Heartbroken.
BREAKING: Titanic-tour sub has run out of oxygen supply
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He wasn't just awarded with the post of Chief of Army Staff.
He was made the National Security Advisor by Zulfiqar Bhutto and a part of PPP. After Zia's Coup, he was removed from his post but became the Secretary General of PPP. In 1988, after Zia's death and Benazir's rise to
General Tikka Khan, the man responsible for this atrocity was later made Chief of Army Staff. He was named as the Butcher of Bengal, and later tasked with crushing the insurgency in Balochistan, where he was renamed, the butcher of Balochistan. He never faced any ramifications.
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Zeus after cheating on Hera for the 100000th time:
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Your smile isn't full anymore. It looks like you're smirking. Eventually, the grief in your joints will make walking a chore. That's why old people hobble.
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Mohenjo Daro was built 5000 years ago and abandoned around 3000 years ago. Its ruins survived floods and rains and were eventually buried by the ground.
They were unearthed a century ago.
All that time and it only takes Sindh Government a few decades to fail so spectacularly
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Average PDM supporter:"We suppot democracy and don't want any unelected person to break the constitution"
Their avi:
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@fay_alif
It is ok sis, I am currently up for 5738 hours, the last time I slept was in my friend's car😔
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An ice-cream melting in Britain caused more worry than my country drowning.
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SAR PM MODI MOST POPULAR SAR
Ashok ji, PM Modi of India is also very popular. In fact he might even win a third term. Why do you oppose him?
For the record Khan was not ousted through a martial law but via a vote of no confidence in the parliament. Nothing unusual in functional democracies.
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Zaakra and co. outside the stadium:
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Youthiye ki ik din ki Zindagi, Patwari ki 100 din ki Zindagi sai behtar hai
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God damn, I remember hating on IK for having these views in 2012 😭
71mily operation in E pak,3 in Balauchistan,85 in sind,92 in khi v MQM. What did they achieve? All needed pol solutions
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The guy has such punchable islamabadi energy
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Fixed it
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Schrödinger's constitution: The constitution is simultaneously the most important document but also the most useless document, depending on how it favours your patrons.
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The Kasur Child Abuse Scandal, for those unfamiliar was when a Pe*dophilic ring was discovered that had made videos of sexual acts of more than 200 children and sold them to international buyers. The PML N MPA was involved in it and Rana Sanaullah, the then law minister
SS might be a good administrator but it was under his administration the Kasur Child Abuse Scandal was uncovered. His administration not only did nothing for the victims but also protected those responsible. So maybe we have different ideas of what a good administrator is.
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Opened twitter and???? Faiz ko koi bulao meray mentions main Gulshan Ka karobar chal gaya hai!!!
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1) You claim that a man who is claiming that he was sexually assault was just lying and saying that for political mileage
2) You make memes about how he must have enjoyed it
3) You twist it all and then engage in pearl clutching and how the victim is the one making
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Found his tiktok account
The grandfather who has always been a father to my son. Taking care of every aspect of his upbringing and making him the best son he is!! MA 🧿
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I think enough time has passed for me to say this: La La Land was a terrible movie.
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Oh. Dude just has daddy and mommy issues, and he used that to make up this narrative in his mind where his aggressive, absent father was this cool mysterious guy who knew better than his mother who was overwhelmed because she was the one who had to raise a child on her own.
I was raised by a single mother in England.
I wouldn’t call my mother particularly nice or soft.
In fact - my mother was mean and hard.
I usually saw my dad about once a year when he would visit and I remember one time they had a MASSIVE argument.
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Last row in the cinema:
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Sang this at her dholki while she kept looking at me🤡 Meri Zindagi Achi khasi film rahi hai.
Literally all of our tappas are absolute bangers. 🫶🏻🥺
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I miss you in Urdu is "Tu aakay dekhle mainay raatein kitni saari, Teri yaadoun main guzari sohniye"
‘I miss you’ in Persian is ‘dilam barāyat tang shuda’ meaning, ‘your absence constricts my heart.’
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Ah the totally legit account that was created two days ago and only follows your account.
Stay strong Doc, running smear campaigns, character assassination and ghaddari certificate is what Arsalan beta & smt known for.
@Imam53202059
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Saman from LGS Defence tweeting
#bringouttheguillotine
#eattherich
before leaving for her weekend get together in Greece.
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If you just found out about Nayyara Noor because of the news of her death and want to listen to some of her songs, I would suggest you listen to Hum Kay thehray ajnabi, Aaj bazaar main, Aye Jazba E Dil, Aye Ishq humein, Chahat main Kiya duniyadaari, Tum meray paas rahou
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Pakistani shadioun par dulhay ki entry par "I knew you were trouble when you walked in" laga na Chahiyay.
Jemima is the living proof that when you marry a pakistani man, troubles never leave you ever
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PDM has Hussain Haqqani, Farhan Virk, Asad Toor and Zaid Hamid supporting it and they still think they are the good guys 😭
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Reminder: Ms. Nighat has actively cheerled and given a human rights angle to PDM and Lumber one's illegal take over. She also can't stop fangirling for PPP. Additionally, she sits on Facebook's Oversight Board through its oppressive campaign of stifling Palestinian voices
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I mean I remember waking up to b*mb blasts in Model Town, Lahore, Jallo Park, at shrines, at concerts. TTP issued threats of bombing Kinnaird College and Aitchison College every other day. So there was a real risk. KPK and Balochistan faced the brunt of it but to say there was no
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Yeh Jo halki aanch par PPP criticism hai na, its because PML-N supporters have started realizing that their party is going to be thrown away like a tissue paper and PPP is going to come to power. Phir 10 Saal fascismkholdo fancams banayay ga par Mian Sahab Nahin ayein gai
Mayor bhi, CM bhi, federal govt bhi, establishment bhi. Let’s see what becomes of Karachi. The city deserves so much better. Still weird to think that PPP has been in Sindh uninterrupted for 15 years, if there was a will there would sure had been a way.
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Aik mahinay is qoum nai tax na Diya tumharay Aba aur tumhain pata lag jayay ga who's the boss
@BuffetKh0r
Rangers k 1 Wing ki maar hai ye qom, koi tension nai, chikk k rakhain Haji sb, tell them who's boss
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Going to write this one thread and just not talk about this again
On why social welfare programs are necessary for the very survival of this country, opinion based thread:
I am from a rural area, the majority of the people around me are just two months away from the poverty
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My bait has failed and not one girl had qrted with sari pics. Guess I am not a master baiter 😔
No Pakistani woman has ever looked good in a sari
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Also DJ Butt should play Peechay Hatt at the jalsa. It's perfect
"Sab khenchay taangein phir bhi cha gayay na
Aur samjhay ham ghabra gayay"
Peechay hatt, Hatt, Hatt
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My blood boils when I remember how soldiers of an evil empire used to be portrayed as the ones being wronged, shown hugging their family at the airport, crying as if they were the ones whose homes were being invaded, whose families were wiped out, whose hospitals and schools were
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